Theo The Greek Update – 18th of December
Hey everyone am sorry that i just posted this blog now, but the reason why i took so long was because my internet and phone was down. My mum and dad are one of those people that if they find something cheaper they get it! so what they did they sighned up for some package with orange that i get internet house calls and my mobile phone for a set price sounds good yea??? BUT the bad thing is all of those things hardly work! over the weekend i had no internet or phone! which was a nightmare because that meant that i dint get to call Robin and tell him goofnight and sweet dreams
but am sure he will be fine. anyway….
….today was our last show of the year so we thought we would go out big! so we did the same things that we have been doing for the past month….which are working fine dont get me wrong but i have been working on somthing all last night and today and Robin had nbo idea what i was doing or what i had planned. so today when he asked me what i was doing i told him that it was a song that i was working on and that when i finished it he had to play it on the radio. so i came to here mega early today to make sure it was finished because this is our last show of the year, i finished it and he still had no idea what my song was about so we played it its actually called Sexy Greek you know how you have sexy chick well this was my version
you can listen to it and even download it here
Robin asked everyone what we would do if we were a prison guard and we knew that one of the prisoners was smugling drugs into the prison and they were hiding them in there exit hole if you get were am coming from! so this guy called Elvis called us and he said if I was a prison guard, and knew an inmate was smuggling drugs, I would call Susan Boyle, to come down to remove it from his back passage. According to its designers, when an inmate uses the Drug Loo, their waste is automatically washed into an attached recovery container. There, water and other sanitizers are used to separate and wash any drugs. The contraband is then transferred to a sealed chute, which drops the drugs directly into an evidence container. In other words, with the Drug Loo, cops and prison guards can seize drugs and other banned materials from inmates without ever having to handle their bodily waste.
in other words i still dont know what that mean!! i just copied and pasted it from an email that Robin sent me, but i think it means that Susan Boyle doesnt have to go and dig anything out for a while!
We got a girl called Ally calling in to say that she dint like us at the begining but then we kind of grew on her and now she thinks that the show is good, i said that we turned her around then Robin said yeaa i do that to alot of girls, you know i turn around alot of girls that like the other girls.
This dude in America fathered over 400 babies!!! YES 400!! its not a lie and its not a joke but this 51 year old man in the US of A started to donate sperm in the 1980’s after his wife convinced him to start donating his MAN-JUICE in order to help women get pregnant if the male part of the relationship can get his little soldiers to march, but this old guy has been donating “man-juice” twice a week for 14 years!! Robin did the calculation and it turns out that each time he goes he gest $20
so
20 x 2= 40
$40 x 52 weeks of the year = 2080
i hope your with me so far
so
$2080 x 14 years = $29,120 WOW i think i done that right, i dint even use a calculator am not THAT dumb unless that was wrong :/
Facebook is saving the world . . . one profile at a time. Here are three perfect examples . . .
1.) Jonathan Pavlin is a student at the University of Florida. On Monday morning, Jonathan realized that someone had stolen his car from outside his apartment building.
So Jonathan started a Facebook group asking people to keep an eye out for his car . . . an orange Mazda 3. And less than 48 hours later, someone spotted Jonathan’s car just a few miles from where it was stolen, and called the police.
Jonathan’s car has since been returned to him.
2.) In 1989, two teens named Christopher Astle and Emily Yanich-Fithian discovered a newborn baby girl someone had abandoned on the doorstep of a townhouse in Fairfax, Virginia (somewere in America)
After calling the police, the authorities took the baby, and a few months later she was adopted. End of story, right? Wrong.
Two weeks ago, Christopher and Emily each received a message on Facebook from a 20-year-old college student named Mia Flemming.
She wanted to know if they’d once found a baby left at a stranger’s door. And if so, she wanted to thank them because the little girl was HER.
3.) 50-year-old John Burge has poly cystic kidney disease, and two years ago he was placed on a donor list behind 80,000 other people. As of September, he was still waiting.
That’s when his son, 22-year-old Matthew, posted a status update on Facebook asking if anyone would be willing to donate a kidney to his dad. Less than 30 minutes later, 24-year-old Nick Etten responded that if they had the same blood type, he’d do it. (!!!)
The transplant was scheduled to take place yesterday.
And ofcourse you have Theo The Greek now he is simply saving the world by……………..erm……..actually…i dont think he is saving the world, he is just messing up everything that is handed to him even from the simplest things,BUT! you can blame him for anything sooo i guese thats how he is saving the world! he also clames that he will never die i think 1 day he might save the world!
follow him on twitter here on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or even become a fan of this super hero at www.theothegreek.com <—-he even has he own website!!!
Theo xxx have a good one everybody we shall speak to you soon on the 4th of January
