Well today we were gonna reveal the Mika competition winner so we gave Irene a call back we called her back during the week to tell her that she was in the final and she just got back from fat camp or somthing silly like that and Robin told her not to loose any weight because he likes the big women anyway we called her tonight to give her some good news and bad news and she chose to have the bad news first and Robin told her that she dint win and then we told her the good news and Robin told her that his a dirty big fat lier! she was the winner and because shes a bit over wieght soo we sorted her out with 4 seats so she could have 3 seats and her friend could have 1.

some crazy people called to say thank you for us sending them to the snowdome, and they were really loud and crazy and claire was the one that was on the phone and Barry (Bazza) was driving and they all said thank you to Robin at the sametime it dint sound to good but we liked it, so we biged up our chests for them it hurt but we kept on going! because were crazy like that.

Why was a 13 year old boy arrested in class? i said it was because he got naked in class and started to do the helicopter, but no that was wrong. i dint think that it could of topped mine but it did! the little kid got arrested for constantly braking wind! how funny is that, the teacher said that he kept distrubting the class so the security….person to take him out the class and he took him “down town” to the PO-lice station! f*****g americans!

Sam called in and she wasnt very happy because she was grounded, so we thought we would help her and because she was 15 we thought id give her a radio hug not Robin and she was grounded because she was arguing with her parents because she wanted to go to a party and there was alcohol there and her parents wouldnt let her and they shouldn’t and she dint like it but i gave her a radio hug anyway because am kou kou like that

Kou Kou David called to see how we were and he told us that his going to a record fair tommorow and he told us that his gonna be listening next week and the week after that and he is a big fan and blah blah blah we couldnt get him off the phone so we told him that the studio was on fire! so we could hang up it was hilarious i ran out to make it sound dramatic.

IS RIDING A MOTORCYCLE HARMFUL TO YOUR JUNK???
I think we can agree that nothing is cooler . . . than a dude on a motorcycle. no homo but before you run out and buy a bike . . . theres something you should know . . .Robin wrote all these sooo am sorry for the long words and correct spelling.

A new study has found that 70% of men who ride motorcycles have experienced bladder-control problems . . . and erectile dysfunction.  And the older you get . . . the more you’re at risk.
More than THREE in FOUR . . . or 75% . . . of motorcycle riders in their 40s have had bladder issues and trouble getting it up . . . compared to just 37% of guys who don’t ride a motorcycle.
And 93% of motorcycle riders in their 50s have experienced, quote, “severe erectile dysfunction” . . . compared to just 42% of men who don’t ride a hog.
So why are motorcycles so bad for your junk?  Apparently, most motorcycle seats put too much pressure on the area between your genitalia and your no-go bottom . . . and that cuts off the blood flow to your member.
Also, the vibrations from the engine can cause a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate . . . which are related to bladder relaxation and control. so if you want to get a motorcycle just expect to piss you self!

Robin had weirdest dream last night… in his dream, Kurt Russell was an airline steward & gave him a ‘Turner & Hooch’ Book, he told him that it was my favourite movie… he was lying!! and then he made everyone stand up for the safety briefing… he was on the back seat of the plane… although the seating in the plane was like a bus… he stood up and was a good foot taller than kurt Russell… then he noticed they were just missing the tops of buildings and tall ships… “we were going down man!!” sais scared Robin… He assumed the brace position and he kept thinking it’s ok this is probably a dream it isn’t real.. I wasn’t waking up… then just before the plane crash landed in the water he woke up…… weird!

then a  “dream analyzer” called in to tell Robin about his dream and the first thing he asked was ‘whats Robin been taking’? Robin said ‘wat you on about ive been of the drink and drugs for over 2 years’ then he said may ‘GOD COME AND STRIKE….’ .then he droped his chair and made is sound like somthing hapend to him like he was just struck down by God and i starting shouting for help and i went to check if he was “allright” it was quite funny.

Then we got a proper dream analyzer on the show her name is Delphi Ellis and she is a legit dream analyzer and she told Robin what his dream meant but sieriously she was talking in wierd Englihs language, she was using big words and long sentences with commas and full stops you see i dont understand all that but she did tell him what does Kirt Russel have to do with you? because he was in his dream.

we played the game “i like the smell of ?” game and this is how it hapend

Robin – i like the smell of freshly cut grass

Me – i like the smell of coffee

Robin – I like the smell of magazines

Me – I like the smell of newspaper

Robin – I like the smell of petrol

Me -  I like the smell of totty (girls!!!!)

Robin – I like the smell of fish

Me – I like the smell of my own farts

Robin – I like the smell of women that just came out the shower

Me – I like the smell of…………………and i got stuck i had one but i wasnt sure weather to say it or not! so i dint and i lost but i was gonna say that i like the smell of womens underwear and i would of won!

thats it from me today hope u liked it make sure you check out my fan page at www.theothegreek.com and follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek

have a good weekend

theo xxx

Izzie called to say that she as pourly she got carbon monoxide poisoning, she got that from a messed gas fire :/ but she got alot of work to do so she just called so we could cheer her up plus she said that she reaaaly like the Lily Allen concert that she went to this week Robin sorted that out for her.
Mary called and they were getting ready to go out in jumpin jaks for a RAAAAAAAVE! and there was 3 girls there it was Mary, Abie and Daniel and they call them selfs the MACK ATTACK or somthing silly like that but Mary sounded reaaly scary so we passed around the phone to find the nicest and Daniel turned out to be the nicest

Colin called in about the nudist/swingers story and we asked him if he is a swinger him self and he said “no chance mate! i cant do it in front of anyone else” well we were talking about a French town in France (lol did u see what i did there??) and they are all about nudists everyone that lives there are NAKED and that attracted alot of  swinger tourist and the naked people dont really like it! and some how 3 swingers clubs in that town they sudenly got burned down and no one knows who it  is hmmmmm I WONDER! i dont understand why nudists wear shoes there nudist there supose to be NAKED!
Colini called to say how good the show was..i think he might of been a little bit drunk because he sounded abit to joly at this time of night and he was just saying how good the old school tunes were and his favourite artist is shaggy with Mr Lova Lova and he was trying to do the jamaican voice but he reaaly couldnt pull it off and Robin said hes not alone because not many women can do the jamaican accent.

you know the the electrical store Currys well last week an employee punched a customer in face!!! i say ITS ABOUT F******K TIME! if you work in a fast food place like Macdonalds or chip shops or even the post office costumers can get abit bitchy shall we say, and we just take it in the face but its about time someone set them right by punching them in the face! but just imagen what this customer did for the employee to even go that far! you know everyone that sais “The customer is always right” well everyone that sais that diserves a punch in the face because there the type of customers that drive everyone insane!

Joe called us to let us know that his going to an RAF camp in Cosford for the weekend and how he one day he wants to defend this great nation of ours! so we biged up our chests in resepect to joe and hopefully one day his dream can come true, to be honest that is my absolute bigest dream but am way to dumb to do that! but if i was smart that would be my dream job! but the radio is reaaly good though dont get me wrong, its Robin can be abit of an idiot somtime but hey i cant pick em!
Today was your last chance to win tickets to go and see Mika live in Dublin and the boy that dint know much came in one last time do learn some stuff and i was just thinking we dont even know this guys name! all we know is that his not the smartest person in the world even by my standards, but anyway make sure you tune in to find out who wins on tommorows show!

we got loads of random people call today and we had this one guy called Nick and his line was abit fuzzy and we asked him why this was and he said I dont know! but he was a running a bloody bath!!! then i started to laugh because he seems abit kou kou crazy! and he stutered alot which was quite funny and also he wanted to hear christmas songs! theres no way am gonna let Robin play xmas songs its way to cheesy even if it is christmas time but every other radio station plays xmas songs we cant be the same WE WANNA BE DIFFRENT!

Robin told me to go outside by the office bit and pretend like am getting something for him because there was wierd looking man outside, and i think he might be a sidekick and i was wondering what if i went outside to “get somthing” but he read my mind and he knows that i weant out to look at him! he was stearing dead into my eyes! i was sooo scared, Robin was scaring me and he said that his gonna come and get me in my sleep because i went out there to stare! i reaaly dint think that was funny.

well thats it from me it i did. make sure you visit www.theothegreek.com and follow me on twitter at www.twitter.com/theothegreek

Theo xxxxxxxxxxxx

Robin found probebly his favourite video of all time online today, i mean he wont stop talking about it since he found it, and its a remake of bohemian rhapsody and its made my The Muppets its actually reaaly good heres the video if you wanna watch it, the only thing thats missing is the flames at the begining.

The boy that dint know much he came in to learn some stuff because he doesnt really know much, and what hapens he asks a question you text in the answer and if we call you back your in the final to go and see Mika live in Dublin…..NOT BAD IS IT! well the first out of 2 questions today was, what is Mikas real name? and we got ALOT of text in and the winner thats going to the final on friday is Irene and she just got back from fat camp and Robin was wondering how much she weight and she wouldnt tell us but we finaly got it out of her shes 17.5 stone and Robin loves the big women so he said that he would get lost in her but shes very happy that shes in the final on friday.

Sarah called in and she sounded like she was geting tickled because she was laughing but it wasnt a normal kind of laughing it was the kind that you only do when your geting tickled anyway she wouldnt give us info about who was there but i think she was half naked with a couple of people there but who knows the t.v might of been on really loud but why would she listen to the radio while watching t.v she should just listen to the radio she is not THAT crazy.

Robin told us what we thought Rihanna wanted for christmas and i said she probably started to sing all i want for christmas is you but NO she wanted great food and……….great SEX…soo i told Robin to work his magic and get his people, to get her people, so that we can do some lunch and other things.
 
Phil called in to request a favour and Robin said as long as your not gonna request a song for a wife, girlfriend, brother, siter mum or aunte yes you can, so what does he go and do???? HE REQUESTS A SONG FOR HIS WIFE STACY…obviosly this guy cant follow instructions! but he wanted Pixie Lott and we played him that song because he has 2 daughters plus he said that when he gets bored of Stacey he will throw her over to us cant wait

Just so you know, Robin wasn’t suggesting that our health care system needs to be more like Cuba’s. allthought i say it wouldn’t be a bad idea, just think smoking big cigars in the emergency room and you would also have a cool scarface accent not bad i say But you have to admit, THIS is truly Communism at its finest . . .(what ever that means its to big of a word for me.

On Friday, a Cuban newspaper called “Juventud Rebelde” . . . or “Rebel Youth” . . . announced that the Cuban government will start offering FREE IMPLANTS for men with underperforming genitalia.  According to a Cuban urologist, the silicon and silver implants will be offered to patients whose, quote, “sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments.”

Men over 40 with diabetes or circulation problems will be among the first to receive the procedure. OBVIOSLY Robin is on the top of the list! but just think, they must have alot of people with this problem to go to all this trouble and do it all for FREE!

We called back a girl called Emily that text in and we were just giving her a shout out and we were just biging up our chests for her and it really hurt! but it sounded good but Emily dint really say much… we dint realy give her a chance because we were biging up our chests so much.

The boy who dont know much came in and he was wondering what the song was called that JLS did that was Rihannas but they remade it? i never heard of it to be honest but obviosly loads of people heard it because we got loads of txt in but the lucky finalist was Joe but he dint pick up but he is in the final.

Thats it for me hope you liked it.. i love you all! yes even you.

Theo xxxxx

Robin was on the 6pm ITV Central News with the lovely Lucy Watson on 5th January 2010. Lucy did a feature on Robin being back on the radio and talking about Rehab etc.

I was late today by about 5 minutes because i had to see my teacher and because Robin was worried about me he just gave me a quick call to check up on me, and i had no battery so it went straight to voicemail and i had my friend on there saying ” i will HURT you” i dont know if your remember but he called in twice before and he shouted that on air and i never told Robin that i know him because i thought he was gonna shout at me! but i dont think his very angry at me now.

Robin got an email from a guy in the office and he said that Robin had to pay £250 from his next pay because of what I did to Tom Ross’s car i dont know if i havent told you but Tom always makes fun of me and he keeps calling me Stavros soo what i did i got 4 piece of A4 paper and i rote on them HONK-IF YOU-LOVE-STAVROS and i duck taped it down on the back of his car and i dont think he liked it but am guesing he got abit mad and when he went to take it off the paint must of came of his car, but i feel really bad that Robin has to pay for it :/ but it was reaaaally funny but i regret it now though, the i come to find out that ROBIN WAS IN ON IT AND THEY WERE JOKING ABOUT THE WHOLE FINE! F*****G D******D but hey i got somthing up my sleeve for Mr Ross dont u worry about that

some guy that sound like Calvin Harris called in and i really thought it was Calvin but it wasnt and he was just wondering why the online station wasnt working because you can go online and listen to us and on his computer it wasnt working so the best Robin could do was to tell him that to keep refreshing it untill he got through i hope he got to listen to ME at the end

The boy who dint know much came in about the Mika competition and we sat him down and he was a little bit wierd because all his answers started with erm…. and a….but we got there in the end and the first question that he wanted to know was what is Alesha Dixons first single so we got people to txt in and Sarah Blumer is in the draw to win the mika tickets to go see him live in Dublin and also meet the dude aswell…..NOT BAD HEY! thats on friday sooo good luck sarah for friday

Robin talked about going to fly to ireland to see his Mummy this christmas, someone called and said he should take a boat instead (ferry) robin said “Don’t be soooo 1980’s” I laughed a lot!!!

Robin started a new feature  called “Hip Hop thugs doing everyday things” and it basicly hip hop thugs doing normal everyday things like shoping and geting in the elevator and going to the doctors and all that but today our mystery hip hop thug got into the elevator and he got talking to a girl that was there and he was asking her what she bought from the shop and he sugested some t-bone steaks beer coirvoiser and she said nooo sprouts and greens because shes a vegeterian. its alot funnier than what you read it to be.

WE HAD SOOO MANY PEOPLE CALL IN FOR SOMEKIND OF MIDNIGHT DROP and they wanted a clue and we had no idea what was hapening and then we got angry so we walked out the studio and we left the caller in charge of the station and by the sound of things she really liked bon jovi then i told her to press a button on her keypad to change songs and she started to press buttons lol but nothing hapend she was just there talking about Bon Jovi

Between the ages of 18 and 34 50% of people admited on txting while driving thats not good because i dont drive so it has nothing to do with me and even if i did drive i wouldnt be able to txt, because my phone is a brick and i cant hold it with 1 hand i need 2 hands but then ill be in total risk when i have no hands on the wheel OMG!!!! PEOPLE DONT TXT WHILE DRIVING I ALMOST STARTING CRYING WITH THE THOUGHT OF THIS!

Joe called in just to say hello and to see if he was aloud to go on the radio and we said no sorry mate because we dont like the sound of you, and he told us that he was with his little brother thats 6 and his mum thats 40 lol but apparenlty acording to joe she is not very atractive but then we told him that he was live on air and he thought it was preaty cool and he just said hello to martin his mate

Nikki er er er er……watson called in to tell us that she buys happy meals from Mcdonalds because she is crazy like that! Robin asked her what her favourite toy that she ever got and i did some hand jestures with my finger and Robin started to shout at me because it was totaly inapropriate but i thought it was funny! and soooo did she.

The boy who doesnt know much came back in…well i had to go and find him during adverts then he came in again and he left so i went out and i shouted at him to get in the studio and he wanted to know what Shakira’s  new album was called and he could of just went on the internet to find out but i dont think he knows how to use a computer :/ but we had people txting in to tell him and the person thats going to the final on Friday is Charlote Unsworth soo good luck to you

another girl called in about the midnight drop and she wanted to know were the next locations was and she was asking were it was so we just told her it was at victoria street were ever that is and we said that its in a restaurant next to the bush and there was a couple sitting there and they had to go and talk to them but for some reason they dint bilieve us but they called in for help and we were giving them help but they dint want it at the end and they just hung up on us those naughty people! 

thats it from me today hope u liked i defintely did

theo xxxxxx

Robin showed me a video of a transvestite named Ava Simões won the Miss Gay Brazil pageant on Saturday and the runner up got a litttle bit to jealous and somthin funny…but wierd hapend why dont you take a look for your self i really dont want to spoil it for all you good people out there.

http://www.brmb.co.uk/Article.asp?id=1596610

Robin was telling us a story aboupt what he did on friday night when he slept round his mates house and he really needed to go the toilet but he was afraid because he  had pass his mates bedroom and his mate had a new girlfriend that  Robin never met before so he felt a bit awkward, but he couldnt hold it in anymore so he went and he very slowly walked downstairs just to make sure that he was never heard so he went to the toilet very quietly but then he had a massive disicion to make…does he flush or does he just leave it? so he looks down to see how yellow the colour is and it turned out to be very yellow so he slowly flush the toilet but enough to get some water out to clean it a little bit, so he headed back to his room but then while walking up the stairs he got a bit hungry so he went in the kicthen and he got a little snack then when he was walking back…………….he chose the wrong floor board ti step on and he made the loudest noise!!!! soo he ran upstairs and pretended like nothing even hapend! good boy. 

Graham called in to tell us that he should of went out the window but it depends on how much he had to drink and Robin was like “nooo not me am a clean living boy” sooo Graham said yeaa i guese you did the right thing then, but we couldnt hear him that well because he was waiting for the 44 bus from a co-op somwere waiting to go to worcester so that he could get ready and take his wife out for a meal and a drink.AINT HE NICE!!! i wish he took me out for a meal! no one ever takes me out for a meal!
joe called us and he was iroing his ATC uniform because he is iin the Air Training Core and one day he hopes to protect this country by any evil that comes towards it, he was also doing his DT homework and apparently that stands for designer technology, things changed since when i was at school, we had maths, english and science now they have all these complicated subjects like DESIGHNER TECHNOLOGY but mind you i still failed!

Robin showed me this story that this women thinks she saw Michael Jackson in her ultrasound! The father to be, William Hickman, says,”I showed my daughter Ami, who’s six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought ‘well if she can see it too it’s not just me seeing things. and to tell you the truth even me, I Theo The Greek i think i can see MJ’s face, well i can defintely see a mouth, nose, eyes and hair weather or not its Michael Jackson or not i do not know!
Robin saw my chicks twitter update and she said a gonna elave theo to his xbox and am gin to bed! but i just want to say that 5minutes after i switched of the xbox and i went up cudled her and fell asleep soo am not that bad but comon all you guys know what its like to get a new toy! u just wanna be with it all the time, untill about 2-3days later u just get bored of it.

Sky announced that the sixth and final season of “Lost” will hit our screen early 2010 . it will be an all night event including a one hour recap episode at 8:00 this will all take place on February 4th soo make sure your at home to watch the last season because am sure is gonna be much difrent than the other 5 season but just to spoil it for you all………..EVERYONE DIES! including the white guy! if there is a white guy i dont even watch it, it drags on and on and on and on its just boring….( a bit like this blog actually ) did u see wat i did there lol

Nikki called just to let us know that she was dancing around her room in her underwear and before i even tell you anymore i just want to tell you that she was 18 and i did ask to join but Robin was just telling me to calm down. she described her self as a blond, green eyes and a “decent figure” and after she said all that i dont know why but i couldnt really stand up and Robin was making fun of me because i couldnt.

Climate change is forcing Filipino chicks into prostitutions = NOT GOOD!

i have 2 piece of very usefull information to bring to your atention

1. the first is about those energy saving light bulbs there bloody S**T OK FINE…they use up to 80% less electricity but u get 80% less light…..(hahaha an another one, did u see what i did there)

2. the second piece of  vert useful information i will tell you is that the fact that the climate change is forcing filipino women into prostitution because most filipinos rely on the ocean for the livelyhood, but overfishing, over population and the earths increasing tempratue are causing those resources to run out. so women have no choice but to sleep with random tourists for money and saying stuff like “me so honry, me love you long time” i know its disgusting, but hey you have to think what would jesus do?

Thats it from me for today and i did promise you 800 words but guese what? i gave you over 1000 check me out huh! anyway am off to my next lesson

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theo xxxx

well erm………..Hello….i hope your all ok, i am…so is Robin but hey who cares about him..erm..i need to find a way to fill this little bit in and to be honest i dont know how! NOTHING HAPENED FOR THE WHOLE SHOW!!! WE ONLY DID THE “Tea With Taylor” thats it! i couldnt bilieve it, it was so simple all you listeners had to do was go on her website and find out what colour the butterfly was and u could of been in the draw for us to call you, and then all you had to do was answer 15 questions about Taylor Swift and Tea! very simple but no no one was getting them right. untill a girl called India Watson called in at half 9 and she got the 15th question right but it was to late then to do anything that we had planed like, my favourite smells and the klingon thing and there was LOADS of stuff but we had no time. sooo am really sorry about that i promise mondays show will be alot better and i personally promise that ill put over 800 words in the blog and if i dont i wont be on the show ever again! how about that u happy now????

well thanks for reading this amazing blog hope u liked it, and hope i dint take up to much of your time :p

theo

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we called Robins mum to find out if she was ok because ireland were playing and they lost so we just wanted to check up on her and she was ok but she said that the Irish goverment are gonna try and get a re-match but i doubt thats gonna hapend….its ok everyone looses sooner or later even if u do have a rubish football team :p

i went to see calvin harris last night at oceana in Nottingham and he was absolutley amazing!!! he was mixing with 3 decks and the sexiest mixer i have ever seen and he was usnig NO HEADPHONES!! that is sooo hard to do! which is a little bit annoying because i wanna be just like him but its preaty much imposible haha but thats not even all of what hapend, half way through his mac crashed on him and all u heard was silence……then he unpluged the lap top and he went to throw it in the crowd but he dint, then he got the mic and he said how sorry he was about what hapend and i even got a little video of when he was speaking check it out when he left i got to shake his hand and he winked at me i felt quite special

 some pics aswell

 
Last Monday, police responded to a break-in in Reading. When the cops showed up, they arrested one of the suspected robbers, 23 year old Matthew Padel.  But his unidentified partner in crime took off running.  Here’s where things get a little weird . . .At the time, a local resident, 41 year old Russell Spade, was listening to a police scanner.  And he heard that the suspect the police were after was wearing a blue sweatshirt and khaki pants.  So, even though this idiot Russell had nothing to do with the attempted robbery, he decided to put on a blue sweatshirt and khakis to see if the police would notice him walking around his neighborhood. as if anyone is that stupid to do that! well he started to walk around the neighborhood and the police started to run after him and they arrested him.  Not for the robbery, but for obstructing and delaying a police officer.  Put it another way, he was arrested for wasting their time. Phil called up to give us a story about his little nephew and what he did, and i gota say it was quite funny his nephew made a little radio and he managed to pick up the police scanner so what he did he said over the radio (somehow) that the 16 year old kid was a police officer and he calledv for back up at a near supermarket and the kid just watched a load of coppers storm in the shop looking for trouble hahah

We all know that arguments cause stress, and that too much stress is bad for your health. 
Now, a new study has found that the WAY you argue might actually be more harmful than the argument itself . . . at least for your partner.  It all has to do with a type of protein called cytokines.  Stress causes an increase in cytokines, which impair the immune system and increase a person’s risk of getting heart disease, diabetes and even certain cancers. LIKE I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! but it cant be good! so am gonna give you some tips on how to be a little bit healthier when your arguing with your loved one.

1. THINK…is she worth this argument?

2. BECAUSE….if she is worth it, its because……

3.  REASON….the reason why your still with her even if she arguing about the smallest things that you dont really care about

4. WHY…..why are you still in the house…GO ON,RUN AWAY WHILE ITS EARLY!!!!

i hope i was able to help : )

A GUY ONLY SPOKE KLINGON TO HIS SON FOR THE FIRST THREE YEARS OF HIS LIFE:
If you’re like most sad people, then you’re familiar with “Star Trek” but you’re not exactly a “Trekkie.”  And if you are, then you probably know that there’s a race of aliens in “Star Trek” called Klingons. how very sad of you…but hey! dont let me judge! anyway there’s a guy in Denver named d’Armond Speers.  He has a doctorate degree in computational linguistics . . . whatever that is . . . and he just finished working on a Klingon translation app for the iPhone.
More importantly, d’Armond has a 15 year old son who he only spoke to in Klingon for the first 3 years of his life! for some reason i dont think this guy has many friends and its because of his dad! but on the other hand we are gonna have this d’Armond dude on the show tonight, were gonna call him and were just gonna chat…..i wonder if he can speak English

Thats it for me for today go to www.theothegreek.com and follow me on www.twitter.com/theothegreek 
 

Theo

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