Hey everyone am sorry that i just posted this blog now, but the reason why i took so long was because my internet and phone was down. My mum and dad are one of those people that if they find something cheaper they get it! so what they did they sighned up for some package with orange that i get internet house calls and my mobile phone for a set price sounds good yea??? BUT the bad thing is all of those things hardly work! over the weekend i had no internet or phone! which was a nightmare because that meant that i dint get to call Robin and tell him goofnight and sweet dreams but am sure he will be fine. anyway….

….today was our last show of the year so we thought we would go out big! so we did the same things that we have been doing for the past month….which are working fine dont get me wrong but i have been working on somthing all last night and today and Robin had nbo idea what i was doing or what i had planned. so today when he asked me what i was doing i told him that it was a song that i was working on and that when i finished it he had to play it on the radio. so i came to here mega early today to make sure it was finished because this is our last show of the year, i finished it and he still had no idea what my song was about so we played it its actually called Sexy Greek you know how you have sexy chick well this was my version
you can listen to it and even download it here

Robin asked everyone what we would do if we were a prison guard and we knew that one of the prisoners was smugling drugs into the prison and they were hiding them in there exit hole if you get were am coming from! so this guy called Elvis called us and he said if I was a prison guard, and knew an inmate was smuggling drugs, I would call Susan Boyle, to come down to remove it from his back passage. According to its designers, when an inmate uses the Drug Loo, their waste is automatically washed into an attached recovery container. There, water and other sanitizers are used to separate and wash any drugs. The contraband is then transferred to a sealed chute, which drops the drugs directly into an evidence container. In other words, with the Drug Loo, cops and prison guards can seize drugs and other banned materials from inmates without ever having to handle their bodily waste.
in other words i still dont know what that mean!! i just copied and pasted it from an email that Robin sent me, but i think it means that Susan Boyle doesnt have to go and dig anything out for a while!

We got a girl called Ally calling in to say that she dint like us at the begining but then we kind of grew on her and now she thinks that the show is good, i said that we turned her around then Robin said yeaa i do that to alot of girls, you know i turn around alot of girls that like the other girls.

This dude in America fathered over 400 babies!!! YES 400!! its not a lie and its not a joke but this 51 year old man in the US of A started to donate sperm in the 1980’s after his wife convinced him to start donating his MAN-JUICE in order to help women get pregnant if the male part of the relationship can get his little soldiers to march, but this old guy has been donating “man-juice” twice a week for 14 years!! Robin did the calculation and it turns out that each time he goes he gest $20
so
20 x 2= 40
$40 x 52 weeks of the year = 2080
i hope your with me so far
so
$2080 x 14 years = $29,120 WOW i think i done that right, i dint even use a calculator am not THAT dumb unless that was wrong :/

Facebook is saving the world . . . one profile at a time.  Here are three perfect examples . . .

1.) Jonathan Pavlin is a student at the University of Florida.  On Monday morning, Jonathan realized that someone had stolen his car from outside his apartment building.

So Jonathan started a Facebook group asking people to keep an eye out for his car . . . an orange Mazda 3.  And less than 48 hours later, someone spotted Jonathan’s car just a few miles from where it was stolen, and called the police.

Jonathan’s car has since been returned to him.

2.) In 1989, two teens named Christopher Astle and Emily Yanich-Fithian discovered a newborn baby girl someone had abandoned on the doorstep of a townhouse in Fairfax, Virginia (somewere in America)

After calling the police, the authorities took the baby, and a few months later she was adopted.  End of story, right?  Wrong.

Two weeks ago, Christopher and Emily each received a message on Facebook from a 20-year-old college student named Mia Flemming.

She wanted to know if they’d once found a baby left at a stranger’s door.  And if so, she wanted to thank them because the little girl was HER.

3.) 50-year-old John Burge has poly cystic kidney disease, and two years ago he was placed on a donor list behind 80,000 other people.  As of September, he was still waiting.

That’s when his son, 22-year-old Matthew, posted a status update on Facebook asking if anyone would be willing to donate a kidney to his dad.  Less than 30 minutes later, 24-year-old Nick Etten responded that if they had the same blood type, he’d do it. (!!!)

The transplant was scheduled to take place yesterday.

And ofcourse you have Theo The Greek now he is simply saving the world by……………..erm……..actually…i dont think he is saving the world, he is just messing up everything that is handed to him even from the simplest things,BUT! you can blame him for anything sooo i guese thats how he is saving the world! he also clames that he will never die i think 1 day he might save the world!

follow him on twitter here on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or even become a fan of this super hero at www.theothegreek.com <—-he even has he own website!!!

Theo xxx  have a good one everybody we shall speak to you soon on the 4th of January

Sarah Jessica Parker is keeping her christmas tradition alive from her childhood by letting Santa decorate her christmas tree “HOW SAD THE POOR WOMAN STILL BILIEVES IN SANTA” she says, quote, “When I grew up, we had a ‘naked tree’ on Christmas, meaning it was unadorned.On Christmas Eve, those of us who still believed in Santa Claus . . . and some of us who still do . . . would go to bed and when we woke up in the morning the tree was decorated.We were told Santa wrapped our presents and decorated our tree in his spare time and we believed it.” Sarah and her husband Mark Broderick have three children 7-year-old James and 6-month-old twins Marion and Tabitha.That seems like it’s asking a lot of Santa . . . although all the TV specials seem to suggest he can handle whatever we throw at him

Our daily Funworld competition that we do went abit crazy tonight because we had our 3 winners and we tryed to call them but none of them picked up!!! i almost started crying because i thought that no one listens to our show.

Ladies . . . if you’re in college, about to go to college, or have friends in college, you really need to pay attention to this . . .

THEO THE GREEK IS SINGLE!!!! noo am just jokin. his gay!

According to a survey… 1 in 5 female college students will become the victim of RAPE or ATTEMPTED RAPE before graduation.  And fewer than 1 in 20 will report it to officials
Just so we’re clear on this, the Dictionary defines rape as, quote:
“Unlawful sexual activity, and usually sexual intercourse, carried out forcibly or under threat of injury against the will usually of a female, or with a person who is beneath a certain age or incapable of valid consent.”

That means if someone forces you to do something you don’t want to, or if someone takes advantage of you while you’re intoxicated, you’ve been raped and you need to report it.  (CNN)

I’m serious, ladies.  You need to take care of yourselves, and you need to look out for other women, too.  That means reporting your rapist to the police.  If you don’t, someone else is going to have to go through what you’re experiencing.  Not cool!

Oh, and guys . . . you need to cut this CRAP out right now.  These are your sisters, nieces, cousins and friends we’re talking about.  You all came from women, and you need to treat them with the respect and dignity that they deserve.  This makes me sick.

Theo is not gay soooo if you Single Ladies want any loving action give me a call or drop me an email on theothegreek@brmb.co.uk

Meet 39-year-old Joleen Baughman.  Two years ago, Joleen got into a car accident, which damaged a nerve in her pelvis.  Here’s the thing . . .The nerve Joleen damaged is responsible for sexual desire.  And by screwing it up, Joleen developed a condition called “Restless Genital Syndrome,” or “Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.”  Basically, the crash left her in a state of PERMANENT AROUSAL. I LOVE ROBIN’S STORIES THERE AMAZING!!!!

Now, any type of movement . . . whether it’s vacuuming, bending over or just walking . . . gets Joleen in the mood.

She says, quote, “I thought, ‘Finally, I’m getting a sex drive and I can give my husband what he wants’.  We would have sex once, and I would feel no release at all.

“So we would go again, and then it would start really hurting.  But I would still want sex, even more than before.  If my husband managed to go for a third time, it would be agony.  But I would still feel no release . . .

“It’s unbearable.  Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.  It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate . . . Being aroused pretty much 24 hours a day is exhausting.”  (Yeah, it sounds TERRIBLE.)  but seriously she would make a killing if she was a pornstar!!!

8:20

We had a funny caller ring up and he dint want to talk to anyone soo Robin told him that 1 cough is yes and 2 coughs is no so we asked him if he was a boy he said coughed once which meant yes and then Robin asked him who he likes more Robin or Me and he coughed twice meaning ME!!!! ofcourse what kind of person likes Robin. but i think it was Joe thats the caller that phoned us up a couple of weeks ago saying to Robin “I want to eat your soul”

Thats all from me today hope u liked it

become a fan on facebook at www.theothegreek.com or follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek pleaaase follow me on twiter i have to beat Robin PLEAAASE!!!

Theo xxxx

A mum was so embaresed about her new born childs bold head that she forced FAKE HAIR yes a WIG on a baby. she looks like a barbie to be honest with you. have a look at these pictures and let me know what you think! Check it out here

If you love having a warm neck and chest, but you hate the UNBEARABLE HASSLE involved with wearing a scarf, then I’ve got just the thing for you . . .

It’s called the Necky and, according to the product website, it’s, quote, “the world’s first scarf designed to keep your neck and chest totally warm and protected.” 

Honestly, that’s a terrible description of the Necky . . . for several reasons.  Not the least of which is that it isn’t really a scarf.  It’s more like a fleece BIB that slides over your head, covering your neck and chest.  (Jezebel)

You can buy a Necky here

https://www.buynecky.com/

Check out an ad for the Necky here

Guys . . . you know how your lady is always getting on your case for leaving the toilet seat up?  Well, now you can explain to her that the only reason you do it . . . is because it’s a matter of SAFETY.  Seriously. 

Doctors at Leighton Hospital say they’re seeing more and more cases of PENIS-CRUSH injuries where young boys are getting their junk smashed by falling toilet seats. 

So, to decrease the chances of that happening, the doctors are encouraging families to LEAVE THEIR TOILET SEATS UP. 

Forget about what you girlfriend sais YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Don’t listen to a women because shes gonna be the death of you one day you watch!

THE BEST AIRPORT TO GET SOME ACTION DURING A LAYOVER IS . . .

Over the next couple weeks, millions of us will be traveling for Christmas.  If you’re one of those people . . . let’s face it . . . there’s a good chance you’re going to have to deal with long layovers and delays.  But maybe that’s not all bad? 

The are the top 3 places that you can get some loving action at soooo if your Tiger Woods you might be in one of these Airports

1.)  Paris’ Charles de Gaulle

2.)  London’s Heathrow and . . .

3.)  Rome’s Fiumicino  (Gadling)

http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/AirportConnection.aspx

ITEMS THAT BECAME OBSOLETE THIS DECADE:

Obsolete???WTF IS THAT do you speka any English???

Ten years ago, the world was a vastly different place.  And now that we’re about to begin a new decade, it seems like an appropriate time to look back at how much the world has changed in that time.

-To show how far we’ve come, Robin came up with a list of once-common items that were made obsolete in the 2000s.  Check it out:

1.)  Answering machines

2.)  Lickable stamps

3.)  Foldable maps

4.)  Cathode ray tube TVs

5.)  Incandescent light bulbs

6.)  Paying for pornography

7.)  Smoking in bars . . . which is on its way out, even in states where it’s still allowed

8.)  Fax machines

9.)  Cassette tapes

10.)  Floppy disks

11.)  Phone books

12.)  Polaroid photos

Ermmmmm what about polyphonic ringtones??? They obselated a long time ago!

 Thats it for today sorry for taking so long to upload ive been having problems

Theo

xxxx

Robin played my absolute favourite festive song! its called Hannukah Electronica and its some kid talking about Hannukah and its amazing! it has some amazing efects on and it reminds me of Daft Punk and the lyrics are quite funny aswell!

 Just a word of warning… please don’t have your iPod on when you’re using public toilets… Robin had his on and was tapping his foot in time with the music whilst using the urinal and I think the way he was tapping it was some kind of gay code… he got a bloke using the urinal right next to him and he smiled in a very sexy way… and everyone knows you never go to the urinal right next to someone! you always leave one in the middle or if theres none then you wait! but i think Robin pulled! that happend to me on Saturday i went out with all of my friends and i walked into a bar and some gay guy came and started to grind on me while single ladies was on! sooo obviosly i dint wanna disapoint sooo i finished the dance and i went back to my beautiful girlfriend! :p

we got a call about the Hannukah Electronica tune and it was some man on the M6 and he was complaining that the song was rubbish! i couldnt bilieve it i think he was only saying that just to stand out from the rest!

Robin teased up a story about something that you can only do 1 of 2 ways. Now am 18 years old only the dirtyest things came through my mind, like left or right handed ________ but no it was somthing along those lines, but we were aloud to say this on the air and it was about how you wipe your bumm and theres 2 and only 2 ways! and thats standing, or sitting! i bet now your thinking OOOYEAAA!!! but i know your probably a sitter and your thinking WTF who wipes there bumm standing up? but

According to a survey 56% of people remain SEATED when they wipe their backside.Meanwhile, 44% of people STAND UP to wipe their backside.and if you think about it thats alot of people that stand up! that means that out of 10 of you readers 6 of you sit down while 4 of you stand up! i know your thinking why do i need to know how people whipe their bottom but you have to admit you have just learned somthing new!

YOUR NOT GONNA BILIEVE THIS, but some people probably from China invented these new stickers to put on your dogs buttom if you dont like showing off in public! now when Robin asked what size my dogs tail was i thought it was code word for how big my ______ is but NO he was actually seireously asking me what size my dogs tail was and i dont know what size it is! i hope theirs no dog owners out there that actually get a ruler out and count how big theire pet’s tail is! but check out the full story here

She looks happy.

Robin messed up the competition up so we had to have 6 winners instead of 3 and i was way to busy taking everyones names to be involved in the last hour am sorry, but what hapend was that there was 2 possible answers for the competition and we realised that after we closed the competition so Robin thought oooh well we will just pick 3 winners with the 1 answer and 3 winners from the second answer.

Wel thats it from me, am gonna go and do loads of homework that i have to do before friday soo i need to go and crack on.

Bye

Theo xxxx

ok……erm….. Robin is mad at me, because usualy a blog should be here..but theres not. what had hapend was, i thought i emailed my self the blog of that night and when i went to fix it up and upload it, I COULDN’T FIND IT!!!  you probably wont bilieve me but thats what hapened, i checked in my inbox and sent messages and outbox and everywere but NOTHING! am sorry listeners and reader i reaaly am i promise ill make it up 2. if i ever meet any of you ill give u a hug! but dont get any ideas!

thats it for now i hope you enjoyed it, hey its been a ride!

have fun with you x-rated material…..send me over some links if you want! just no animal porn.

Theo xxxxxxx

Robin played what i think its the best christmas song yet its called “throw it in the sack” and its all about the elfs wanting a break but Santa wont give them one how dare he the elfs work for 364 days a year Santa works for 1 and he gets all the credit! not fair if you ask me!

i got my first big interview and i got to meet and talk to Tiger Woods and we played the whole interview with him, he is such a good guy and i could see in his eyes that he was just really sad about everything that hapened these past couple of weeks, we bonded really well and we got on and were buddies and everything, it was 3 minutes long and Robin was like why was it so long and i said well its because we got on soooo well.

Aisha called in to tell us that she thought that the Tiger Woods interview was FAKE! HOW DARE SHE!!! but she was like ma mamamamama its fake blah blah blah its sooo obvious that its fake! and Robin was on her side saying “yeaaa how many days it take for you to pull out old bits of Tiger’s interviews”  iwas like what it only took me a day to go meet him and come back again! but you know what i think? everyone is just jealous because i got to meet the mighty Tiger and Robin and Aisha dint! but ahhh well they will eventually get over it!

Now a story to make every straight male say to him self FU*K i wish my school was like that!
Last month, while students at a school, were watching a talent show in the school hall, a cleaner named Robert Colantuoni walked into a classroom . . . and found two hot, young female teachers in it.33-year-old French teacher named Cindy Mauro, and a married 29-year-old Spanish teacher named Alini Brito . . . were both, quote, “undressed.”
Just think FRENCH and SPANISH the 2 best combinations of women after Greek and Irish of course. but the way i see it, why cant this happen to us when we were at school??? GUTTED!

i dont understand why people wont bilieve me when i say that the interview was real! it was 100% legit and no one would bilieve me.

Robin asked me to go on the website to check out some cute polar bears but OMG! as soon as i seen the pictures i felt sick! it was an adult polar bear eating a cub polar bear it was sick! By the way, before you point out that this is man’s fault because climate change has forced polar bears into cannibalism, you should know that the global polar bear population is FIVE TIMES what it was in the 1960s.

so that means that theres 5 times more small cute polar bears for big polar bears to just feast on???

Back then, there were only about 5,000 polar bears in the world.  But now, hunting regulations have allowed the polar bear population to increase to 25,000.  What I’m getting at is that this isn’t man’s fault at all . . . polar bears are just messed up.

Check out some pretty graphic photos of an adult polar bear making a meal of a polar bear cub, here . . .

There are only so many details available about this next story.  But what I’ve got is pretty cool.
–On Monday afternoon, an unidentified 70-year-old woman was at home alone when a burglar smashed through her sliding glass door and entered the house.
When the burglar noticed the woman, he pointed his gun at her and yelled, quote, “Get on the ground!”
But instead of lying down, the woman told the robber she couldn’t move because she was having a HEART ATTACK.
At which point the burglar freaked out, and ran out the back door without taking anything.
But the woman WASN’T having a heart attack.  She only pretended like she was so the burglar would leave.  And it actually worked.
As of last night, the police still hadn’t caught the burglar.

sooo am thinking that the thief left the poor old women to die! how nice is he! NOT. well atleast one this is for sure he is not gonna break in anywere else because he allready has one death on his coscience.

IS THE GUY YOU FANCY LIVING AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS???…

theres only one thing to do! leave them and get with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! i promise i wont disapoint….but seriously according to a new poll 13 percent of parents with grown children said that one or more of their kids had to move back home.  And a lot of them are men.  But that doesn’t mean they’re COMPLETELY un-dateable.
Here are four benefits of dating a guy who still lives with his mom . . .

#1.)  CLEAN LAUNDRY. Guys wear the same clothes over and over again . . . and the smell of stale B.O. is never sexy.  But if he’s still living at home with his parents, he probably smells more like Tide.

(can i just say that my underwear are always clean and brand new……..i also feel em out preaty good )

#2.)  A BETTER DVD COLLECTION. The average single guy’s DVD library includes “South Park”, the “Godfather” trilogy, and “The Big Lebowski”.  But if he’s still living at home, you’ve got Mom and Dad’s DVDs to choose from too.

again me i have all the best films from 40 year old virgin (robin) to superbad, Iron Man, TRANSFORMERS and even Bad Boys 1 and 2

#3.)  HOMEMADE MEALS. As long as his parents don’t mind you sleeping over, you get to look forward to all those great breakfast foods YOU’RE too lazy to cook.

but me im a great cook! if you like steak am the best at cooking it, seriously its amazing!

#4.)  HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME MONEY SAVED UP. Living at home has a certain stigma, but when you’re trying to save money, it’s SMART.
–If he’s got a job, and he’s not paying rent, then there might actually be some cash sitting in his bank account.

but who needs cash when you can date someone thats on the radio! i always say “a real man, is a man thats on the radio”

SO LADIES THINK ABOUT IT AND GET BACK TO ME!

if you want to set up a date become a fan of me on facebook on www.theothegreek.com or follow me on twitter and send me a private msg on www.twitter.com/theothegreek

thats all from me, men carry on watchin x rated material…………………..ladies………CALL ME!

Theo xxxxx

TIGER WOODS isn’t the only celebrity who had an interesting Thanksgiving weekend. DAVID HASSELHOFF ended up in the hospital, too . . . supposedly for alcohol poisoning. we played the 911 call that sent him there.
The call was made by David’s 17 year old daughter Hayle . . . and she was pretty distraught . (i think that means sad). . to the point where she even cried. <—(thats how i think that distrought means sad)
She told the 911 operator, quote, “My dad just . . . he’s collapsed. He’s standing up but he keeps falling back down . . . but then he got back up and he’s fine. It’s kind of scaring me.”

1st piece of news for you lot today is about all u fat women!  apparently there’s possible bacterial contamination that could cause diarrhea, nausea and vomiting, so if your eating that garbage i suggest you take it back to wherever it is that you bought it from weather it was Asda, Tesco, Sainsbury or Morrisons you take it back and demand a full refund!

Robin had an epiphany…..i don’t even know if i should use that word for this occasion but he invented something amazing!  what he invented is “Reverse Talking” so you can get more words out when you run out of breath and you suck it some air try and talk while doing that. That’s what the poor little dude invented bless him :/ dont worry i am taking close care of him….

We had major problems with the problems with the phones and i was put in charge on fixing them ME!!! sooo we had a test caller on and i picked it up and i could hear him from the actual phone but we couldnt hear him through our headphones, sooo i fixed the problem and we put Nick through to check that everything was working and everything WORKED!!! Nick told us how he went for his first Christmas meal at the pub, and he had turkey and cheesecake I LOVE TURKEY AND CHEESECAKE…..i wish i was there.
 

Apparently Tiger Woods wife has reportedly moved out.  Tiger has been in agony ever since.  Can I just say  Agony . . . is THE worst stripper name I have ever heard!!! 

 
A family of dogs ate their owner’s corpse after he died!!!

Last Thursday, police showed up at the home of an unidentified man in North London.

It was all part of a routine welfare check.  But instead of finding the man, they found his four dogs licking whatever bones they left over.

Apparently, the man had been dead for at least a week, leaving his dogs with no food or water.  So to survive, the dogs resorted to EATING THEIR OWNER’S CORPSE!!!

According to an official at the rescue mission where the dogs have been placed, quote, “I don’t think it’s unusual at all.  They are trying to survive.  The poor animals were locked and had no food, nor water.  They were traumatized.”

But if you think about it, he did live in North London which explains a lot!

 
Dave gave us a call to see how we were doing and Robin was like hang on a minute! this guy calls every show during the day including ours, and before today Robin felt abit special because he thought that Dave only called our show but he calls everyone sooo we went to hang up and Robin and Dave said about 150 bye’s each! it sounded quite funny it was something like  B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,BYE
then we get another random caller telling us blah blah blah blah Robin blah blah we dint understand a word that he said but he said bye about 100 times bless him

Robin played us some audio of some gay bees it was funny they were really hyper then they were humping…i think then they were all tired and they was chilling out and stuff…loved it!