Tim Linchfield came in the studio so that we could have words with him, he got a bit scared because he thought that we were gonna slag him off when he hypnotized me last week but nooooo i was just gonna show him my nails!!! sooo i scratch him, how cool is that! i cant remember the last time i had nails, i must of been about 9 or 10 but yeaaa am very happy that it worked, am not even strugling that much with it, as soon as i put my finger in my mouth i pull it away straight away. well if
you wanna have a look at what happend to me last week theres a hole video and everything!
 check it out here

and visit Tim’s Site aswell if you want to try hypnosis out its really cool

http://www.birminghamhypnotherapy.com/

Well i dont know if you heard but Robin bought a Macbook over the weekend and he has beef with it ALLREADY! now my college life is based around Apple Macs and i think they are AMAZING! but Robin doesnt think so he claims that his mac crashed just after 1 day of him having it, but i told him that its how you use it, so for a mac to crash it taked alot of use and alot of x rated material to set it off! sooo i wonder what he was doing before the mac crashed. well anyway Ashley gave us a call because Robin had a question so Ashley called in to help out, Robins question was were the hell is the delete key! ok fair point it doesnt have one, but theres other things that you can do to delete what you dont want, but because Robin is an old geezer he is way to lazy to click on 2 buttons he has to press 1!

Everyone knows what fliping the bird mean right? well i dint untill about 5minutes ago well Robin found a picture of a flock birds the were flying together and they were shaped out like they got there middle finger up its quite good have a look for your self

We got a guy that keeps calling every 2 minutes and then hanging up WTF is that all about! well we had enough so we gave him a call back to see what he wanted, we called him and he hung up on us! Robin got really angry so he called him back again but he dialed the wrong number!!! only Robin would do that! so am trying to hang up but my computer freazes sooo some women answers the phone and you can hear babies and everything in the background, i think she was breast feading :/ anyway Robin felt like a di*k for geting the wrong number soo he said sorry about 8 times then the women hung up! the mystery caller still goes unknown…….

A women in America SHOT AND KILLED A GUY THAT BROKE INTO HER HOUSE

Early Friday morning, a guy named Billy Riley attempted to break into the home of an unidentified woman, Oklahoma USA.. What Billy didn’t know is that, at the time, the woman was home, she had a gun and she wasn’t afraid to use it! Well she was a little afraid. while Billy was trying to break into the house, the homeowner called 911 and told the dispatcher she didn’t want to shoot Billy.  But that if she had to, she would quote, “kill him graveyard dead.”

Well, Billy finally got inside the house.  And true to her word, the woman blew him away. The woman will NOT be charged with a crime for killing Billy. 

Here are my thoughts…why would u even brake into someones house if you know that there home? And if your strugling to go into the house then am sure that someone heard you making so much noise so there just gonna call the cops. But to be fair that guy got what he diserved! If only it was like that in England. Here somone brakes into your house u hit him around the head with a baseball, and you get in trouble!

Kelly called in to give a big welldone to the light karate team because they got graded on saturday and they do karate doe whatever that is! i thought it was the wax on wax off type but no apparently thats called Goju Ryo well Emily and Cameron  they are the  9 years old and they got graded and the passed which is great welldone to them but i bet i can kick their ass!!!

 
ARE YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR?

Everyone knows what constitutes a physical affair, and if you’re having one, it’s blatantly obvious.  But it’s a whole lot harder to define what constitutes an EMOTIONAL AFFAIR. ß–true words of Robin Banks he has no idea wtf his talking about, but then again neither do i!

With that in mind, the relationship gurus over at MSN have devised a six-question test to help you determine if youre having an emotional affair:

1.)  Do you avoid telling your partner how much time you spend or talk with the other person?

2.)  Do you tell the other person more about your day than your partner?

3.)  Do you tell the other person about your marital dissatisfaction?

4.)  Do you “ready your appearance” by dressing up or putting on makeup before you see the other person?

5.)  Is there a sexual attraction . . . either spoken or unspoken . . . between the two of you?

6.)  Would you feel guilty if your partner saw you together?

If you answered “yes” to two or more of the questions, you’re having an emotional affair.

Just to let you know this doesn’t mean you go round an braking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend because you think there cheating. Don’t forget that these questions were done by people that have no life and no friends aka Robin…..dont bilieve a word that comes out his mouth!

Well that’s all from me for today hope u liked it

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Theo xxxx

I got hypnotized on air today and i loved it! it was very weird and a lot of fun, Tim Lichfield came in to stop me from biting my nails but I had a feeling that Robin was gonna mess around with me somehow, and obviously he did!

But before I tell you exactly what happened I want to explain how I felt when I was hypnotized. Well first when Tim put me to sleep I knew exactly what was happening around me and what he was saying, now at the beginning Tim worked on me to stop biting my nails then we went back in the studio and we went to show Robin how Tim could hypnotize me, so he puts me back to sleep and he told me to think about funny that only I could remember, then he told me to turn that smile into a giggle and then from that giggle into a massive laugh, (while all this was happening I was trying to stop laughing and I couldn’t, the more he was telling me to do something the more I was doing it!) then from that normal laugh he told me to give him an evil laugh, and all of a sudden without even trying to act or trying to give him what he asked for I started to be EVIL!!! I knew what was happening but I couldn’t really control it, then from that evil laugh he told me to laugh like a posh women! And so I did my voice got really high without even realising and the he told me to laugh like a mad person and my voice got really weird and high and scary, but I couldn’t stop then when he told me to wake up I woke up and I stopped laughing like nothing happened.

My favourite part was when I was asleep and Tim told me that when Robin and only Robin sais the word “RADIO” I would bark like a dog! I was thinking to my self there’s no way am gonna bark because I know what gonna happen and I know what coming so am gonna prepare my self not to bark like a dog, but when Robin said to me how do feel being on the RADIO I smiled and I went to reply by saying yeaa am loving it (at this point I was trying to prove everyone wrong because I dint want to bark like a dog)  but when I opened my mouth to reply to Robin’s question all I could do was BARK LIKE A DOG!!! And I could help my self so then I was thinking to my self “sh*t I cant believe that worked” then asked Robin to put the mics down and he said to me “why were trying to do a radio show” and I started to bark really loud again, and I remember after each bark I was trying to cough after to make it sound like I dint bark but the video that we got for you proves that, that dint go down to good but when Tim told me to get naked when sexy music was on, I wouldn’t do it because I had it in my brain from before that I wasn’t gonna do it, so I was determent not to do it! But I had a twitch and in my brain I knew that I was suppose to do something when that sexy music came on, but I tried so hard to keep focused and not get naked.

Well overall I loved it! Tim did say tell me that I was gonna have the best night sleep ever and so I did! It was soo nice and relaxing and I only bit my nails a couple of times since the time that Tim hypnotized me and every time my teeth touch my nails and I stop! Sooo am glad that worked, I hope I can keep it up.

Here is the video if you wanna have a look but seriously it’s a MUST SEE VIDEO!

also make sure you visit Tim Lichfield’s website to find out more about hypnosis therapy

http://www.birminghamhypnotherapy.com/

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theo

If you havent allready heard, tommorow am get hypnotized! yes it true, i bite my nails reaaly badly, like up to the point were my fingers start to bleed, and i would defintely like to get out of that habit, so we got Tim Lichfield (the radio presenter) to hypnotize me, and if your wondering he is qulified hypnotist and he has many years of expirience. To be honest if you knew Robin like i do he is NOT a nice person! he always picks on me and always gets me in trouble for stuff that HE DID! sooo your not gonna wanna miss tommorows show.simples I just know that he has something up his scheming little sleeve!!!!

Ms Lesley Wright called in to let us know that the children from Firs Primary school that went on the London trip are not gonna be back till 8:30-9pm apparently they all went down the local pub and they all got lost and when they were trying to re-group they took longer than they were supose to!…………..she dint say that i just made that up, but it would of been funny if that did hapen.

Nafeesa gave us a call and we couldnt hack her name at the begining but we got through it at the end! she wanted to tell us that tommorow it was her 17th birthday and that she was gonna go and watch ‘New moon’ so Robin told her that the wolves in the new Twilight movie are gay, and she got a little angry because she called Robin gay and then she was geting all difencive! but i like her because she stood up to Robin.

we asked you lot to txt in why you would not make a good santa and we got LOADS of txt in about that, and here are some of my favourites…

--The only “ho’s” I want to deal with work on the street corner.

 --They’d want me to stay sober for the entire shift.

 --I’m Stephen Hawking.  The voice scares the kids.

 --Every time a kid sat on my lap, he’d squish my colostomy bag.

 --The only list I’m checking twice has to do with the co-workers i’d like to kill.

 --Ignore the kids and invite their mums to sit on your lap.

 --I’m allergic to tinsel.

 --You can’t fit the ankle sensor around my Santa boot.

I know you know how to eat a sandwhich but Robin sais YOU DONT! wtf!!!!!!! Everyone eats sandwhiches and everyones sandwhiches are difrent but there all nice and tasty but apparently, the best way to cut your sandwhiches is diagonally because of 3 reasons.

1. A diagonal cut exposes more of the sandwich’s insides, which makes your first bite more delicious. ( this is true, i must admit this is the only time i EVER eat the crust!)

2.A three-sided shape is more aesthetically pleasing than a four-sided shape.  And if you prop one half of your triangle sandwich up against the other, it gives the plate a vertical dimension that a rectangle sandwich just can’t compete with. (WTF i understood like every 3rd word of what this dude just said)

3.The narrow corner of a triangle sandwich makes it slightly easier to eat. (now you are speaking my language!)

so next time you go to make your delicious sandwhich i hope my little voice comes in your head and reminds you on how to do it right, because you will thank me at the end of the day!

Everyone knows Snoop Doggy Dog right??? you know his the guy that said

1, 2 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
Cause you know we bout to rip sh*t up

well now he is the new voice of a sat nav machine, thats right i aint playing witchu….its fo real! sorry got cought up in his music, but sieriously am sierious!

We got loads of calls, txt and even emails about virgin tv beeing down for ages and no one could watch there favourite tv well we would like to thank virgin for not paying their bills because that meant that you lot had to listen to us for 3 hours but we had everyone calling in asking us to give them news on what hapend to virgin and we had no idea that virgin tv was even down soo we were not much help! but i think its because they couldn’t aford to pay there internet bill.

Big Bill called to tell us that the reason Virgin was down was because they havent paid the bill and we thought it was quite funny sooo i stole the joke and used it above ^^^^ as you can see, then this Bill guy was just going on and on and on and he would not be quite and he told us that his future step daughters, aunties, dads, mums, boyfriends birthday was tommorow and we just had to give him a little shout out, his gonna be 20 and his name is Lee.

thats all from me…..next time i speak to you i will tell you how badly wrong the hypnosis went because Robin just phones me and he said that i have to wear a santa claus suit! :/ riiiiiite canot wait till tommorow..

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Theo xxxxx

24 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!!! you excited??? i am, can’t wait!

Anyhow….

Robin for the first time he became an uncle last night, at 2 am his brother gave birth, well not his brother but his brothers wife did, a little 7lb 10oz baby girl called Emma, how did she get her name you say? well Robins brother was trying to think… emmmmmm… errrrrrrr…emmmmm…errrrrrrrr GHET IT D’YA!!?? HAHAHAHAHAHA

TIGER WOODS HAS BACKED OUT OF HIS ANNUAL TOURNAMENT:
Tiger Woods has backed out of the Chevron World Challenge . . . a golf tournament in Thousand Oaks, California that benefits his Tiger Woods Foundation. He cited, quote, “injuries sustained in a one-car accident.”
Tiger was expected to host a press conference today, then play in the four-day tournament . . . which begins on Thursday.
He issued a statement saying, quote, “I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week. I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I’m very sorry that I can’t be there.”
Tiger also said he wouldn’t be playing any more tournaments this year. there’s only a month left in the year, anyway, so that should give him enough time to get his head together and stop lying to the world! not saying his a lier or anything, but i dont think his teling the truth…..am just saying!

Go to Robins site and listen to his Tiger woods parody… it’s CLASS I tells ya! www.robinbanks.com/category/audiodump/

some random girl called sophie called in and i think she was pranking us because apparently she loves me :/ no one loves me! not even my own family! well she sais that she follows me on twitter and shes a big fan but i think shes telling lies! shes 17, she goes college and she claims and i quote ” i am a truth teller” but i dont think she is neither did Robin so he said that the studio was on fire to get her of the air, and it worked! i think she started crying!…..no she dint i just made that up :/

Libby called in about the competition that we had going on and just incase if you were wondering we sorted you out with tickets to go to fun world at the NEC on the 18th of December and you had to answer a very simple question correctly which was who sings the song stay another day and the winners were……
Some random caller called in to play a quick word association game and he just said ISA then Robin said salt and vinegar crisps..i still dont get it :/

ARE THE WEREWOLVES IN “NEW MOON” GAY???

Robin said that there’s growing speculation that those sexy werewolves in “New Moon” are . . . GAY!!!

It’s been mentioned in various reviews of the film . . . but I think one newspaper summed it up best.  Here’s what they had to say …”The rest of ‘New Moon’ concerns Bella’s growing relationship with local beefcake Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner).

“The latter though, is struggling with his sexual orientation and eventually rejects Bella for a foursome of local rowdies in cut-off denim shorts and baby-oiled torsos.

–”‘It’s not a lifestyle choice, Bella!  I was born this way!’  he says, before fleeing into the woods with the beefy boys . . . they are also werewolves, but in the movie’s hysterical emotional register, this is of secondary importance.” but to be honest one of the wolves from the film is married to a fit women! whats hapening there?

Your thoughts???  Are the werewolves supposed to represent the gay community???  If so, does that turn you off???  or does it turn you ON???  Do you even care???

This is soooo sad……

If your wife and your kid were both drowning, but you could only save ONE of them . . . which one would you choose?

The reason I ask is because recently, a guy from New Zealand named Stacy Horton was faced with that exact decision.  And he chose to save his wife, 35-year-old Vanessa, instead of their son, 13-year-old Silva.  So what happened?

On Saturday night, Vanessa was driving with Silva and his friend when she lost control of the car, and plunged into a river. Stacy, who was following behind them, showed up at the crash scene about two minutes later.  That’s when he heard Vanessa calling for help, and saw the car sinking with Silva trapped inside.  So Stacy ran down to the river and dove in. He says, quote, “I tried to get down and get him but I couldn’t.  It was just too deep.  And Vanessa was going under.  I made a call to pull my wife to safety.  I looked back and I could see the taillights but it was too far and I couldn’t get him . . .”Instead of going down and risking my life as well as my wife and son’s, I chose to take Vanessa back and sat on the shore praying.  It was all I could do.”

That’s right . . . Stacy let his son die in order to save his wife.

On Sunday, divers recovered Silva’s body from the bottom of the river.

HOW STUPID IS THAT!!!! as if you would do that! your wife is 35 she lived her life, your son is 13 HE HAS THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN FRONT OF HIM!!! now you and your wife have to sit at home dipresed because you made the wrong choice, u stupid, stupid man!

So, if you could only choose one, which one would YOU save?

The paparazzi caught up with DAVID HASSELHOFF in Encino yesterday, and he denied much of what was reported about him over the weekend.

He said, quote, “Contrary to the reports I’m healthy.

I did not have a seizure, I did not…be admitted to a psychiatric ward.

My private life is exactly that:  Private.  I’m happy, I’m healthy, thank you very much, have a lovely day.” Here’s the video to prove it!!

Click on MEEEEE to watch the video

Robin says: “Who’s gonna step up and get David the help he SEEMS to need???  Just asking.  I mean, if The Hoff goes, what do the Germans have left to smile about???” NOW THAT’S FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!!!

Theo says: “The Hoff is to much of a legend to have anything wrong with him, but if he goes away its me and Chuck Norris left to take over the world!”

anyway thats all from me, hope i satisfied your needs :p

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Loads of stuff happened tonight but I had a really bad day in college so apologies for the lack of content for today. FORGIVE ME!!!???

In case you haven’t heard, Tiger Woods had a rough holiday weekend. He crashed his S.U.V. into a fire hydrant and a tree on Thanksgiving night while he was pulling out of his driveway, and he apparently cut his face up pretty badly. But there are also rumours that Tiger’s wife caught him cheating with a New York club hostess named Rachel Uchitel, and that the scratches on his face were the result of a fight. So far, Tiger has completely denied those rumours.

Tiger Woods says he was just pulling out of his driveway when he crashed his 4×4, and that his wife smashed out his window with a golf club in a heroic attempt to save him. Are you buying’ it?  i think that she put his window through hoping to hit him around the head with the gold club. BUT THAT’S JUST THEO THE GREEK FOR YA!

Tiger Woods gags…

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Mary Jo Coady lives in Massachusetts. Last week, she was ironing some clothes when she noticed some residue on the bottom of the iron that vaguely resembles the image of JESUS CHRIST.if you ask me in looks like the mona lisa but thats just me and my Greek thoughts! what do you think?

But make sure you visit www.jesuspan.com to get your very own pan with an image of Jesus on it, so when your cooking your favourite meal you can have an image of your favourite person! nooo not me! Your other favourite person
Are you having trouble getting everything done each day? Wouldn’t it be
nice to have some extra time? Well, if you take a one step. one thing that
I swear will save you loads of time. you will think I am joking. but let it
hit home first..
STOP TRYING TO BE PERFECT. If your kids do a bad job making their beds,
resist the urge to remake them. You can waste a lot of time trying to make
things perfect when you don’t really need to.
-Look at it this way . . . if something doesn’t HAVE to be perfect, it
probably SHOULDN’T be. So pick one or two tasks a day that take longer than
they should, and “imperfect” them.
We played a little clip of last nights show with Caroline martin and i gota say…i thought it was x-rated but thats not even the word! some women txt in saying i love the taste of _______ and i love having it on my ______ this women is married with 5 kids…hmmmmm make your own conclusions but I heard the actual voice clip and wow!