WELL FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I AM UPLOADING THE BLOG ON THE SAME NIGHT!!! HOW CRAZY IS THAT!!Since we had Alan on the show we dint cover the usual Bull that Robin brings to us soo i had time to right everything down and here it is……
7:10
well we obviosly had to start the show with what hapend to me yesterday and basicly what hapend was, that two nights ago i was puking my guts out all night long so my mum called for an ambulance in the morning and i had this female doctor looking after me and she new who i was, because she heard me on the radio before which made things even worse! but anyway she told me that they think that i have a stomach ulcer and that they had to check what colour my poo was, soo the female doctor told me that i had to put my knees up to my chest and that i she had to put a finger up my….. so i was like WTF i had no choice she had to check..so i had to do it….it was the most un=comftable thing i ever had to do, not only that but she got another female nurse to hold my hand while the doctor did what she had to do :/

7:15
Michelle gave us a call you know Robins stalker, well she called in saying that she wanted to meet robin and that he would not be disapointed! but then she told us that she has been with her partner for 18years and we were like then why the F*CK are you calling Robin? then Robin told Michelle that he was in relationship……with….ME she couldnt bilieve that Robin was gay sooo i said yeaaa so you better stay aAway from my man! and then she hung up…soo we hope she gets the drift to NOT call back because Robin does not want another stalker…he allready has me..im more than enough

7:50
Robin shared this with us….You know that apple has introduced its new iPad… but for some women that’s just not enough… introducing iTampon, the most personal pad ever created… with it’s smooth compact design uploading is simple… and with wifi and bluetooth technology, you can download just about anywhere… and with iTampon… there’s an applicator for that
Alan Called us to tell us that he is very excited for later! Robin was like WHY whats happening later, then he told us that he has been invited to Tim Shaw’s show after 10 and that Allan has been following Tim where ever he goes then Robin sugested that he comes in and sits in on our show because im not feeling very well and then Robin got this idea of how we should get Alan to replace ME!!!!! on the show and i was like WTF so we got you the listeners to txt in and tell us what you think we should do either keep ME or replace me with some Alan dude!!!

Then Alan told us that he was outside the studio i went out to get him and he came in and he was reaaly excited.

Well Robin was even considering on replacing me with Alan! how could he, seriously how could he after all we been through, all he put me through and all ive done for him, his just gonna kick me off the show for some ALAN!!!! i dont think so.
well i won on the txt vote but this is still going as iff Alan has a chance to go up against me.

After a while Tim Shaw Came in the studio to tell us who Alan was and Tim told us that Alan was supose to be the guest star in Tims show as Howard from the Halifax advert and Tim said that he dint know who Alan was but he looked like Howard from the Hallifax advert then we started to argue about whos show was better ours or Tims and then Tim pointed out that he has 3 producers on his show and im the only guy bworking on our show and then Tim asked Robin if he wouldnt mind having 3 producers instead of 1 and he said no im quite happy with the 1. then all 3 of Tims producers walked in the studio saying as if you rather have Theo instead of us! then Tim got a call from someone on air so he picked it up and it was Howard from the Hallifax advert and he was like well if Howard is on the phone then who the hell is that! (pointing at Alan)

8:50
Well we got 1 of our favourite calls of all time and it was this women that called to say hello and we found out that her son “Josh” works for Heart and we got him on the phone and he we tryed to get him to tell us what he does for Heart but he wouldnt tell us and we couldnt get it out of him but Robin said that if he dint tell us what he did for Heart we would contact his bosses and we would find out that way (because we have that power) and he still wouldnt tell us so then i said to him that if he dint tell us i would go to Heart HQ and find him and do somthing crazy to him face 2 face and still no but then he sugested he comes to our Headquarters and give us “Heart Mugs” as if our MUGS are not better than Hearts mugs but wateva.

9:15

Well We had a call from Rachel Horton and she said that if i went off the show her and her son would protest outside the station to have me back but little did she know that when she requested to have me talking to her on the phone we had Alan pretending that it was me! he dint do a very good job because his voice is not as sexy or GREEK as mine and Rachel noticed that and she demanded that she talked to me.

Heres Alan Caddick in action check out the video  HERE

Well Add Alan Caddick on Facebook

and im out of this place for the weekend!!!

BY THE WAY…ILL BE BACK ON MONDAY…THEY CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASY

Theo xxxx

7:10
Well Robin found an excuse to bloody iletricute me using this Brainiac thing that you have to hold really tight and it shocks you half to death! sooo Robin turned the mic Up and big red light comes on and thats when your supose to put your headphones on and because i dint put my headphones on PERFECTLY on time i had to hold these remote controls that vibrate after a while and the shoock my both hands and both of my arms up to my shoulders vibrated! it was horrible. : (

 
7:50
Louisa called in to tell us that shes gonna move to Kiddiminster and Robin was worried that we were gonna lose her as a listener but then she told us that shes only moving to get better signal on her radio to listen to us every night.
8:10
Robin had a public appologie for some one….AND NO IT WAS NOT ME!!! but instead he had an appologie for a women called Clare Moxon and yesterday gave us a call for a chat and Robin called her a “DOG” sooo she got offended by that and she sent Robin a picture of her self over facebook to prove that she was no dog and Robin was amazed on how hot she was, sooo he then felt bad and he called her live on air to say that he was sorry about what he said to her.

i wish i got an apology for all the shiz that he put me through.

8:30

Nick called in to say thank you for sending him a brand new Samsung phone and a BRMB pen! and at the time when we told him that he was gonna get a brand new free phone from us he said “i allready got a phone, have you got any other prizes?” sooo he only wanted a pen soo i was like no no im gonna be very nice and send him a pen AND the brand new phone. he recieved everything today and he was well pleased! he called to say how much he loves his new phone and how shiny it is and how it only has 2 ring tones. im glad i put a smile on SOMEONES face : )

9:15

well about 1 month ago Robin gave lent me his Xbox because he nevers plays on it soo i took it and treated it like my own, i bought the xbox a gamer head set a a chat pad and a 3month Xbox LIVE account and while i was playing on it last night…..it DIED i cant bilieve it…… the 3 red lights came on and it just died…A funeral service will be available this Saturday…drinks and food will be available and slow sad music will also be played in the background….im thinking Missing You By P Diddy….but hey…THATS JUST ME…

9: 50

Thin Casey called in and i dint know who it was and i got in trouble because i dint know who he was because i was to busy……..

Now it’s time to recognize our Idiot Criminal of the Day . . . a 58 year old German guy named Hans Kubus.

Last month, Hans was arrested while attempting to board an airplane in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Apparently, Hans is a black market REPTILE DEALER in Germany, and he was attempting to smuggle 44 geckos and skinks out of the country by hiding them in his UNDERWEAR. 

That’s right . . . Hans put 44 lizards in his underwear.

Anyway, Hans was convicted and sentenced to 14 months in prison.  It’s thought that on the open market, the lizards would have been worth about $2,750.  (Yahoo News)

So a man got arrested for having 44 lizards in his pants…I wonder how many crawled up his bum….. 

 Thats it from me….sorry for this beeing so late

what a start to todays show, i think Robin might have a secret to tell us. His first bit on the radio was “how many of you are stealing your girlfriend’s beauty products?” 

According to a recent survey, (Robin making things up) 1 in 10 guys admit they sometimes use their girlfriend’s beauty products, including facial cream, deodorant, makeup like foundation and concealer . . . and nail polish.  And 1 in 5 admits he sometimes uses women’s lip gloss.

But more than 1 in 3 say they keep it a secret from their lady. 

That means that 2 in 4 people are Robin Banks??? Im a little bit lost…

 8:20

Robin told some type of iMac joke that I dint understand….he said something about Bill Gates was seen at some place with some hot young women, then Robin said well if only the women found someone younger more “hip” and with an “i” in front of it she would go for him instead…….YEAAA he heard crickets… Claire called in to say that she dint understand the Bill Gates joke and i said to Robin..Dude Listen you do jokes every single day, one of them might nopt be as good as the rest! and he said well it was a great joke…but no one understands it then Robin told Claire to bark like a dog if she wanted him to explain to her what the joke was and she started to bark like a dog!!!it was well funny at first she sounded like a wolf, she’s a 1 women wolf pack! and then she started barking like a dog sooo Robin dint explain he just hung up. LOL

9:05
In 2005, officials in the UK passed a new law removing a man’s right to anonymously donate his MAN-JUICE. WHY I DO NOT KNOW! i shouldn’t joke but i liked helping women out! NOT ANYMORE THOUGH, there is not enough Theo The Greek “Juice” to go round for everyone

Well anyway as a result, the number of men donating their swimmers has taken a nosedive, which has created a shortage at donation banks across the country. Or as researchers from Sheffield University put it, quote, “We are really in a terrible position in the UK.” <—WTF IS ROBIN ON ABOUT! but wait theres more…

….it seems things have gotten so bad that some women have resorted to buying frozen man-juice online,(dont worry its not mine) and are cutting out the middleman by using do-it-yourself INSEMINATION KITS. for all of the people out there that dont know what insemination means then i googled it for you just to make things a little bit clearer.

 in-sem-i-nate

 Its basically to inject things inside you….did that help???

If you’re trying to get knocked up, but you don’t want to do it the natural way . . . or to go through a clinic . . . you can buy frozen swimmers and a self-insemination kit for just £100 here . . .

 
9:00
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW CARS GET THEIR NAMES?

 Well Robin lets see??? Im sure people are more into the price than the actual name! but you have a valid point,  no one wants to buy a car with letters like “R” then random numbers like lets say “32” because not only it sounds weird but it will probably end up being a rubbish car.

 But here are 3 reasons that Robin found on the internet about car names and the mystery behind it.

 
1.)  The reason some carmakers use a combination of letters and numbers to name their cars is so you’ll think of the brand as a whole, instead of just one specific model. 

By that logic, the Audi A4 should make you think more broadly about the Audi brand than if it was called, say, the Audi “Racer.”

2.)  Animal names are a go-to for carmakers because they generally make a car sound fast, powerful and unique . . . like the Ford Mustang or the Chevy Impala. 

3.)  Car models don’t always have the same name from one country to the next.  Why?  Because certain car names just don’t translate that well.

A great example for this is why the Toyota MR2 never did to well in France!!!

LOL I wonder what they call this car in the French country.

9:20

Well i dont really know how to right this bit without getting in trouble soo im not gonna say much about it..

Robin interviewed Caroline Martin the hot women thats on after us, she does The Sactuary

Here it is…beilieve what you want!

Caroline Interview 

9:50
Stalker Michelle gave us a call to ask us if  we got the txt that she sent in for Robin and Robin said what did it say comon tell us! she wouldnt tell us because she was scared that we were gonna put her on the air BUT she was LIVE ON AIR but she wouldnt tell us so Robin sugested that Michelle read it out to me and i tell Robin but still she wouldnt say it so then after alot of hasling she finaly said what the txt said and it said “i cant wait to make love to you” THEN SHE HUNG UP…can evceryone say CRAZY!?!? soo i played the koo-koo sound effect over and OVER again.

Thats all from me people of the world!

Theo The Greeeeeek

xxxxxx

7:10

Well first of coming in the studio everyone was acting a little bit weird, like everyone was looking at me strangly and Robin put on his Twitter that he had a surpise for me tonight and i was like hmmmmm but up to now i have no idea who or what it is but i hope its all good. Robin told me to go and find a blind fold and he was testing if all the Mics worked so i was thinking a Celebrity Guest maybe but we shall see.

7:20

Well Robin had me blind folded and then this women came in and i got to ask her questions to try and see if i knew who she is or what she does. So i asked her the obvious questions first like is she a celebrity she said no i asked if she i would know her she said maybe i asked if she works for an adult internet website and she said yes and im thinking hmmmmm a porn star! then Robin told me to slowly take the blindfold off soo this mystery women that we soon found out later her name is Jordan E took my headphones of then i took off the bog roll that was covering my eyes and then as soon as i looked her i was thinking SH*T! she looked scary and she was, she had pizza pan that she smacked on my head and well…….check out the video…..

Also check out some more of Jordan E here….I got beat up by her you know!? im proud to say that it was her.

Here’s some more links to Jordan E: www.riotactwrestling.co.uk/ and www.phoenixwrestling.co.uk

THE VIDEO IS HERE

7:35

Robin gave us the low-down about the Branjelina divorce story. Now if you ask me….i know your not going to BUT if you do, id say that this is just another way for them to make news. Lets face it can you even remember Brad Pitts latest film? What about  Ms Jolie??? There only doing this just to show the world that they still exist but  the story is your typical split rumor, except for this:  The “News of the World” claims that Brad and Angelina went to some top divorce attorneys and hashed out an agreement to split their money and custody of the kids. Sources say they’ll divide their estimated $330 million fortune down the middle . . . and they’ll share time with their six children, with Angelina having full, physical custody. $330 MILLION…man that’s a lot of money I guese this is just another way for them to just proove to the world of what they can afford that no one else can..i don’t even have £330 in my bank nooo wait I havent even got £3.30 in the bank I spent it on a Big Mac Meal earlier today. This is just riducoulus, yes you could say im a little jealous because if I ahd $330 million then I could finally afford my wish list of DJ Decks and Apple Macs but that’s not the point! Actually I forgot the point just cant stop thinking about how much I want that $300million even 0.03% of that would be enough for me…So if Brad OR Angelina are reading this blog, then follow me

8:20

Facebook Vs Myspace

I sorted out Robin with his very own Facebook account and i dont think he is loving it to much because every 5 seconds he is moaning about how much better Myspace is to Facebook but seriously Myspace??? it was good when i was 12 but times have changed and its all about facebook now! i wonder what would hapen if Tom from Myspace and Mark the creator of Facebook got into a fight! do you think that Mark would start a group about how he needs people to kick Tom’s ass! but Tom has way more friends willing to do alot for money. But which site has the hottest girls? have a look at this website to have a look at the intresting comparison between the 2

Facebook Vs Myspace

competition… woman won loads a stuff she won a blu-ray DVD player a 4gb Ipod Shufle and an LCD TV that’s all right aint it? All she had to do was shout STOP!!!

Robin told the story of a mother who made her 11-year-old son commit armed robbery while she waited in a getaway car.  When Robin was 11 his Mum made him make mhisbed.  I guess what he was trying to say was… he can relate!!

9:05

Robin opened the txt line and he told everyone to text in things that you know that the marriege between Brand and Angelina is over, we got LOADS of txt but these are some of my favourite ones…..

They haven’t adopted a kid in over a week.

They’re in the news.

She’s wearing someone else’s blood.

He just signed on to do a movie with a younger, hotter female co-star.

She no longer moans his name when I nail her.

His new ringtone is the theme from “Friends”.

He’s sprouted a tiny sliver of scrotum.

Jennifer Aniston is smiling as she sits alone in her kitchen, talking to her cat.

LOL

Well on that Note im off….

Become a fan of me on facebook here www.theothegreek.com

or follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek

and become a fan of Robin on www.Robinbanks.co.uk but i wouldn’t recomend it….he diserves NOTHING!!!

Theo

I Love Everyone..apart from Robin

xxxxx

7:10
Robin has been moaning ALL BLOODY DAY about his testicle. so he thought he would bring it up on the show but all ive doing all day is make fun of him so what he thought he would do is call the one person that everyone turns to when they need help, and i was like HOLD ON, you gonna call God!? No he meant his mum. i dont call his mum when i need help, what is his talking about i do not know. well anyway he called he mum and even his mum wouldn’t take him seriously. Robins mummy said that your testicles are important and you need them, then she brought up the past when she said “dint i take you to have an operation on your testicle when you were younger?” i was like o wow what else is Robin hiding? so his mum told him that she had to go and cook her carrot soup.LOL She put the carrot soup before Robin, that cant be good.

7:35
Another story to make you go WTF….. a man in Scotland called William Shaw Last September, William was hanging out at a local public park when he suddenly dropped his pants and started having simulated loving action with a… TREE. A F*C*ING TREE!!! I think this might be a new fetish that everyone will be into in about 20 years..but this guy made “love” to this in broad daylight in front of people. Robin managed to find some Dirty looking trees that he thinks people would give em “WOOD” GET IT??? Lol well here are the pictures and I have to tell you. They are quite disturbing sooo don’t say I dint warn you.

CLICK IF YOU DARE

7:50

Nick gave us a call today as usual and he suggested that Robin should take a weeks vacation and Robin was like nahhhhh this job is like a vacation, then Nick said “orite thats good then, so what do you do everyday when your not on the radio?” Robin replied with ” W**K Vigoursly” ………….NO COMMENT

8:15

Ill tell you what it must me X-rated material theme night tonight because Robin found a video of a British bobsledder, that is about to take of for a very important run.Have a look at what happens LOL WHAT A PUSH I SAY.

9:10

TJ Called up to challenge me on Xbox solo I took up the challenge and his gonna give me a game on Sunday at Midday and then I went to get his gamer tag of air and he was spelling out a load of different things and I was WTF just add mine cuz yours is way to complicated mine is just TheoTheGreek18 SIMPLES!!!

9:35

Robin got FACEBOOK!!!! YES….its true on the 21st of January at 21:25 I created him facebook, I dint tell him that i done this soo while he was talking i just went round to his side of the desk and i went into facebook and logged him in. he was surprised at what I did but I think he likes it really.Ohhh I gave out his password as well :/ my bad Robin Love you really.

Thats all from me for today, another short but sweet Blog but i have an excuse. i have 2 stories missing from here because Robin was to busy messing up songs to send them to me and i dint wanna ask him after we finished because he was really angry at me for saying he password to everyone. LOL

Theo

check out www.theothegreek.com

love youuuuuuu

xxxxxxx

7:10

We called up some of the people that were texting me yesterday because a certain SOMEONE! Gave out my number and I was getting random text and phone calls all night but I dint reply or answer any calls! But we thought we would give a couple of them a shout back during the show to see what they said so we called this guy called Nick and he txt me saying fancy going out for a beer? So we call him back, and it turns out he doesn’t want to take me out for a beer he wants to take Robin! And he thinks that Robin is funnier as well so I hung up on him. then we called some other girl that txt in with a horrible text so we called her back and I started to “cry” because everyone is mean to me LOL the girl dint know what to do! It was really funny then she suggested that I go and speak to a counsellor.

 
8:10

Im sure everyday you see drop dead gorgeous girls that seem a little bit stuck up right? Not just stuck up but the kind that think that they are to good for everyone? Well now there’s an answer and that answer is, that they are so mean because the know that they are sooo good looking. Researchers interviewed 156 women to gauge their temperament and how they handle conflict. What they found is that when a woman THINKS she’s good-looking:                                                                                  

         1.)     She’s more likely to respond with anger than a woman who thinks she’s less attractive. 

And . . .

         2.)  She has higher expectations of what she deserves. 

In other words:  The hotter the woman, the bigger the headache.  And get this . . .

The study also found a similar link with MEN, but it had more to do with their physical strength than their looks. Basically, what they’ve explained here is why the football star always hooks up with the bimbo . . . and then he has a mean-spirited kid who goes on to torture another generation.  So either you have a HOT girlfriend . . . or you have a COOL one.  Yep, screwed by evolution again.)

 8:30

Lilly called in to say that she disagrees with what Robin said about hot chicks being a pain in the ass because apparently she’s a cool and hot chick that has a boyfriend and that was usually my que to jump in and start flirting with her, not because she has a boyfriend cuz I don’t care about that! but because she’s cool and hot and Robin asked me why cant I flirt and I said because my girlfriend would go crazy at me!!! So then cheeky Lilly came out with “under the thumb” and im like wooooahhh wait a minute that means you cheat right? And instead of her saying no she giggled and replied with well I don’t mind a bit of fun! Lilly love that is not cool! You’re not cool! I give out my Xbox gamer tag THATS COOL! Its TheoTheGreek18 btw…you cheating NOT COOL!

8:40

Well we gave a girl that we thought her name was Tiff a bell because she txt me last night but it turns out that she was trying to txt a girl called Tiff and then I was like OHHH hold on a minute Tiff just got out the bog sooo here she is, and Robin came on with a “girls voice” but he sounded normal if you ask me. He was like “Hi im Tiff, I can’t wait to go out tonight with you, bring some blue nun” which apparently is wine? LOL then Robin said “ok ill see you round mine at 10″ and then hung up

Sorry it was abit of a short one today, not sure why.

i promise ill do better next time

Love ya

Theo xxxx

7:10

Michelle the women that wants Robin called up and she wanted Robin’s number so the stupid man gave out MY NUMBER ON AIR!!!! and straight away I had loads of calls and txt saying a bunch of different things and I was like WTF why would you do that Robin?

7:20

Nick called in to say if Robin would give out Michelle’s number because Nick is single and he wants some action but Michelle will only settle with Robin and she said that she will meet Robin at Manna Farm at Half 10 but Robin wont go and he asked me to go on his position I was way to busy reading all my txt that I got sent to me because of Robin.

I mean this is hardly funny anymore! My bloody phone number is out in the open and I had crazy people texting me saying stuff like

Heyah!

 u sound FIT

 dude your a babe

 lol

 Fancy a beer?

 theo laaaaaaa

 it is funny! hahah

 im gonna txt you everysingle day now you d*ck until you txt back

 theo lad you on Twitter?

 PLEASE STOP TEXTING ME

8:30

Some girls called in to say hello and her name was Momo and then you heard a deep, butch voice in the background shout you should hear what i call her! Then I shouted out is it H*MO they started to laugh while Robin apologised to the world of what came out my mouth lol

8:40

You know how everyday Robin gives us a little story and were all like WTF! Well today Robin gave us something like that but it depends how you look at it. Well a couple of years ago these women gave birth to 8 kids!!! Yeaaaa 8! She’s called an “octomom” her name is Nadya Suleman and she gave birth to a total of 14 KIDS! Im guesing by the 12^th baby they just started to walk out. But you would imagine that a women that gave birth to 14 kids would be preety ugly right yeaa??? Or how could anyone look good after that…. BUT check out these pictures to see what she looks like NOW

8:45

Geoff called in to say that 1 day I will be bigger than Robin and he is right because lets face it Robin aint all that but I cant take his job yet, apparently I have to wait until his fired again, you know 1 in 1 out, lets not rock the boat! well anyway Geoff said why not come down the club that he plays at called the Pussycat Nightclub in Tellford and have a good night out and he will take care of me. So he gave me his number and he said txt me with however many people your gonna bring and ill sort you out! How cool does that sound??? BUT I have a feeling that Geoff has a little trick up his sleeve! soo we shall see what happens when I get there. im sure ill let you know.

9:20

TJ called in and Robin was like Phewwwww thank God that I dint scare everyone off because no one was calling in so apparently it was my fault! but TJ called in so we were saved! But i couldn’t speak to TJ because I was gonna scare him off then Robin asked TJ what he was doing on the internet and he was playing a harry potter game on facebook. I just couldn’t hold my breath so I was like WTF HARRY POTTER out of all the games that Facebook provides you pick that one! Then Robin had enough and he came over on my side and…He…..erm….punched me on the head.

9:35

Crazy David gave us a call and he told us that he was working at the School today and Robin asked him if he had any instruments with him to play because we new David from a previous job and he is very talented so he got his recorder and he started banging out some tracks and he was soooo good so after he played one track I DEMANDED for an encore and lucky me I got one!!! The dude was rocking the place out!!! One day he is gonna be BIG!

 Thats all from me today

Theo xxxx

7:10

Robin told us that him and his women settled on a date for the wedding and i was like AWWW WIKED!! can i go? and he said no but he said that he called his mum to tell her the good news and his mum said can i bring a friend? a male friend? now his mum has been divorced since Robin was 13 and he moved out when he was 16 so his like wooooouuuu what you mean?shall i book 1 room or 2 rooms? and then his mum started to say well the last time i had a man in my bed……THEN ROBIN HUNG UP THE PHONE…soo i got thinking and i was like now that you mension it, i dont even know when my mum and dad last had sex and to be honest i am worried. so i gave them a call to ask my mum when the last time was.so when i called her i told Robin to STFU and put his mic down and for him no to me make me laugh. well you wanna know what hapend? So then about 5-10 minutes later my DAD called to say that weare in the wrong profesion.he thinks that we should of been actors and that if Robin wanted to know about my parents sex life Robin could of just asked!

I thought its only fair that Robin calls his mum and asks her the same thing, and to also say sorry about hangin up on her yesterday soooo after about half an hour of me just hasling him to call his mum he finaly did and she said that she cant remember the last time she got in bed with a man. she said it must of been over 10 years ago! 

You can listen to all these phone calls HERE………

8:00
Stacey gave us a call because she dint know weather to watch Coronation Street or to listen to us and im like WTF comon stacey! we are defo the clear winners. but anyway we just got asking her what she was up to and everything and then Robin used his magic voice to try and get into Stacey’s family because he wanted a sister and he only has a little brother! now im thinking HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! you cant just bribe your self a family, so i started shouting at him, thinking why are you trying to get a sister? is it because your alone at christmas? or is it because your birthday is coming up and you have no one to give you presents? i still dont know the answer….

 8:40
erm..you know how on every show Robin always, somehow finds a way to make you go URGHHHHHHH well this is that time of day. he shared some news with us thats a little bit disturbing on many difrent levels. Some women called Suzanne Morgan that in lives somewere in England is 32 years old and she has a 17 month old daughter named Tasha and a Puppy named Dixie. Now a few months ago Dixie was hungry, but pour Suzie had no dog food left for the little puppy, so what does this stupid women do??? she gets her boobie out and lets the dog go crazy with breast milk. but the worst thing is that good old Dixie here liked it so much that she doesnt want her regular dog food she just wants milk…now at this point i would say i wouldnt mind beeing that dog for a day but comon look at this broad…ill just leave the dog do its bussiness.

 9:05
Crazy David called to say hello and to say that he spins records for fun and that me and him should do a gig together and we can bash out some electro to the people in Dudley!!! soo were gonna arange this massive rave that me and Dave are gonna play at..so get ready for that! then we had Nick calling in, his the guy that always calls in to say hello and some 19 year old girl called him stupid for not having good knoledge on football so im like WHAT as if they said that to him! the Robin said you know what the station is yours do what you want with it….so we got up and we left the studio..then he hung up :/

Keeley sent me a package last week on friday but beacause i wasnt fealing well i couldnt get it sop when i came today Robin wouldnt give me my little present that i got. so when i finaly got the chance to get it Robin told me that i had to get it….and it was in his pants!! it was horrible i dint even want it anymore. but a very cool fan spent theire good money on that to send it directly to me! so when he finaly through them in my face i got to open them and they were 3 pairs of socks with stars on them! they are sooo cool!!! soo thank you Keeley Lester or better known as @DiamondLady74 just have to say Thank you Keeley 4 the socks im not gonna wear them i will put them in my memory box and save them forever!

Thats all from me today hope you liked it…i did i had a right laugh today

Theo xxxx-