7:20
well for this first story I wasn’t here because I was in the other studio doing some stuff for Robin, because someone has to take care of this show and is sure as hell aint going to be him, but, I over heard him talk about something about a recent study found that performing just two Google searches generates the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a pot of water . . . and that, overall, the IT industry is responsible for 2% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions.  OK FINE… I copied and pasted that, but let’s face it we would be nowhere with ctrl+c and ctrl+v…..SO GET OF MY BACK ALLRIGHT????Jesus!!!!

 
 
 7:30
Robin Banks shared a new term with the world….the word was Hasbians. Now when Robin first asked what I thought it was I said that it was something to do with a way of eating like Vegetarians and stuff like that but no, it means a lady who USED TO love the ladies.  It’s a mix of the words “has-been” and “lesbian” . . . get it? So then that got Robins mind going all crazy!!! With all different pictures and stuff going around in his head but he was thinking what would it be like to date a “hasbian” then the girl decided that she doesn’t like men anymore but she like women instead now not only would you give laughing fits to all your friends for turning her back to a Lesbian but your self esteem would drop solo badly. But that’s not all that Robin thought of he said “What if she’s used to a device that’s much bigger than me?  After all, they don’t typically make them in the medium-to-small range, which is what I’m packing in my khakis.  Is it going to be a letdown?” yeaaaa believe it or not he does know how to use a computer and x rated material is not the only thing that he searches for, BUT I think he landed on this while looking at naked pictures of 2 girls getting it on.

 
I got Xbox LIVE last night and I was on that all night last night, playing Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare EVERYONES favourite game and I put a challenge out there for anyone that wanted to give me a one on challenge tonight after the show…..but to be honest there was no point because I am just to DAMN good!!! It’s just ridiculous, I mean I wouldn’t play me, id be afraid! we even cleared the phone lines to make sure that they could get through, BUT when I thought that no one had the balls to call in. we had a call from a dude named Adam Cox and he was a student, and to be honest I was hoping for a little kid to call so that I could abuse him but this dude sounds legit!! So off air I got his details and tonight after the show we will have a DUAL DEATHMATCH, don’t worry we will let you know what happened last night.
 

I don’t know if you’re heard about this but around 8ish Robin brought the subject about the first “loving” robot and when you bought this…robot you get to pick what she looks like in any way shape or form and you decide on her name. For a birth certificate or something. So Robin said what you think that the top rated names are for this “loving” robot. These below are the top 5 that we got. Thank you to everyone that txt in.

Robin said–R2-Double-D2.

5) The “Here You Go, Nerds” Doll.   Isaac

4) Play-With-Me-Station.    Dave

3) Victoria Beckham.    Zara

2.) Commodore 69.    Shelley

1.) My Wife.   David

Around 9:20 in the PM Robin of course gave us some news that makes you say “F*C*ING HELL” apparently, now believe this if you want but I guarantee this is A class material straight from Tijuana, but every house that you watch TV you increase your chances of dying by 11%

I know that most people wouldn’t think that it was harmful because it wasn’t in the papers yet and everyone does it!!! But a new study in Australia has found that people who spend four or more hours a day in front of the TV are 80% more likely to die of heart disease than people who watch less than two hours a day. And every hour you spend in front of the TV increases your risk of dying from heart disease by 18%. Robin said “I definitely think watching TV is bad for your health . . . Especially if you’re watching it in bed with your side action and your wife walks in.”

an angry lady called and she just said that she rather listen to us than watch TV ANYDAY because apparently we make her smile because she cries allot since she’s going hospital tomorrow and we were like OH NOOO what for then she said she is going to take a bunion off!!! WTF she was scared for that??? We thought it was more serious than that! Then Robin said how it’s only him that makes people smile and not me MEANY!
 
Robin caught me tweeting with one of the listeners and he was like WTF you know I don’t like it when your on twitter when were on air! I was like well do you blame me she is wonderful! We were tweeting for ages!!! and she’s going to send me socks because she loves me so much and she is a bad influence on me because she invited me to her bubble bath orgy and I was like……..OK!!! I am 18 years old I am not prepared to turn down a nice bubble bath!!!

well on that shocking finish im off!!!!

thank you for reading this

Theo xxxxx

I was late today because of the bloody trains, they were all delayed by about 30minutes so that meant that I got here around half 7, Robin wasn’t very happy but ahhh well he will get over it I’m sure!  :)

 
Aparently Theres a Cd For. . . DOGS???

Is your dog a music-lover?  You have no idea right? 

Well, you can find out by picking up a copy of “Songs to Make Dogs Happy” a CD that’s meant exclusively . . . for dogs.  Seriously. According to Robin, the music is meant to calm dogs . . . and to help them deal with separation anxiety. A guy named Skip Haynes produced the album . . . and sings lead vocals on it.  He says, “[The music] is actually a bit nauseating for humans, although people do get addicted to it.But don’t worry if it doesn’t work on your pet dog just try it on your girlfriend! YES I went there! Then Steve called us to say that when we Robin played the song his dog went up to his girlfriends lap and he cuddled up to her and started to wiggle his tail. Now I don’t believe that, I think this Steve fellow might just be trying to get some radio time so he just went along with what we were saying, but he could have been telling truth. Who knows! I WANT PROOF!

Around 7:45 in the PM Robin gave single men a little bit of hope, i could tell you what he said, BUT i rather pitch it for you…

Are you lonely?

Bored at home all by your self?

Always getting turned down by women?

Are you afraid when it comes to getting in bed with a lady?

Maybe you don’t like condoms?

WELL I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!!!

The worlds FIRST loving Robot!

YES that’s right, you heard it here first folks only on the Robin Banks Show weeknights from 7 till 10

Now you can pick up your Robot called ROXXXY for only £9.99.99.99.

Not she’s only cheap! £4,500 depending on what you want on her!

Not only that, but Roxxxy’s race, hair colour, breast size and personality type can all be customized so she’ll look and act just like your ideal LOVING partner.

YES FOLKS THAT IS TRUE!!! weather you want a chuby women or a skinny women YOU yes YOU can pick!!! we can even shove her on a street corner to make it look legit, how does that sound???

Nick gave us a call NOOO NOT ABOUT THE DOLL  just for a chat, and he was at a bowling place AMF or JLS not quite sure but it was really noisy soo he went to the toilet, so i told him to make sure that he washes his hands Robin asked him if he was gonna have a number 1 or a number 2 but Nick dint answer, instead he said somthing that Robin dint understand but i picked it up because i am cool like that, i think he said something like “we came to bowling at 7:47, we went to McDonalds before” i asked if he had a happy meal and he did! They are the best but i eat like 4, i am fat!!!

Around half 8ish Robin said, It never ceases to amaze me all the ridiculous “academic” studies that somehow manage to get federal funding. But if your dyslexic level 2 i think what he tryed to say is that smart people are geting paid alot of money for doing stupid things and the big people upstairs are giving them money to do it! For example, a new University study has found that HAMSTERS like to get wasted on ALCOHOL. No, I’m not making this up.  Smart people  took three groups of hamsters . . . the first group was fed water, the second group was fed water laced with 10% alcohol, and the third group was fed water laced with 20% alcohol. 

 What they found is:

1.)  If given the choice between drinking water and water that’s laced with alcohol, hamsters prefer the booze.

2.)  Hamsters drink more heavily after dark.

3.)  After drinking for several days, hamsters have a hard time telling what time of day it is.  (–Because most hamsters can tell time???)

4.)  And overall, hamsters that drink alcohol are less active than hamsters that don’t.

5) Scientists have A LOT of free time on their hand! Instead of curing cancer they care more about hamsters getting drunk!  <—- that was my own little personal one,

The moral, of course, is that if you want to throw a totally rocking party, you need to put a bunch of hamsters on the guest list. 

 
How many hours of sex does it take to burn off the calories of 6 chicken McNuggets? now i new that this was gonna be a stupid answer so i said 6 hours, 1 hour for each McNugget BUT NO I WAS WRONG…

Robin said I’m not going to sit here and act like I never eat fast food . . . because I do. (HE REAAALY DOES).  But the stuff is loaded with fat and empty calories, and it’s just not that good for you. With that in mind, here are a few workout ideas to give you a sense of just how much physical activity it would take to burn off the calories of a fast food binge:

#1.)  It would take more than two hours of swimming the backstroke to burn off the 620 calories of a Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

#2.)  And if you want to burn off the 290 calories from a six-piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s, all you have to do is have nine hours of VIGOROUS SEX. 

Seriously where does Robin get this from! 9 HOURS??? I think he just uses this excuse to get some action at home…he needs the excuse for some loving…..have u looked at him?? SOOO UGLY!!!

 Well anyway on that bomb shell…im off!

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Robin has his very own driving school for driving on the ice! I dint even know this. My dad should go to this class because when he pulled out the drive to take me to college, instead of going slow he speeds up to make sure he gets enough grip on the tyres :/ then he brakes instantly and he did a 180 degree spin on the road! Im like WTF dad! He was like “don’t vory this car, very good for snow!” “That the reason I bought it” then he speeds up again! If I don’t turn up for the show 1 day, now you know why!

If you missed it you can just listen to it HERE

Abi called to tell us that she was watching the road! Sooo we liked her and we biged up our chest for her. Yes we are cool like that!

Chelsea called because she got jealous of Abi so she thought she would call and tell us what she was up to and she told us that she was on facebook and doing something else that I dint quite get.

In 2006, a study found that producing just one McDonalds cheeseburger leaves a carbon footprint equal to that of nearly SEVEN POUNDS of carbon dioxide.  And a big part of that is due to the METHANE GAS released by beef cattle.

WTF….no idea what that mean. I think it means that it’s caused by cattle BREAKING WIND.

Now, officials for McDonalds in the UK have announced they’re “going green” and conducting a three-year study examining the methane gas emissions of cattle on its farms.

Officials say the idea is to somehow increase efficiency while reducing methane emissions at the same time . . . whatever that means.

An equally vague company spokesman says, quote, “This groundbreaking project will help drive further reductions in our beef supply chain.  At the same time, it should also deliver real financial benefits to the farmer.”

Honestly, the only reason I’m telling you about this at all is because McDonald’s is measuring the gaseousness of cows, and I think that’s funny.  Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

And, yeah, it’s Monday evening.. You’ve got work or school tomorrow.  But look at it this way:  No matter how much YOUR job or school sucks, at least you won’t be spending the next three years measuring the frequency and amount of cow flatulence on a cattle farm.  You’ve still got that… and for that be thankful and rejoice!! I think what Robin is trying to say is that next time you moan about how much work or homework you have just think ooyeaa theres some smart science people smelling and testing poo for 3 years! NOW there job is SH*T………..literally.

Robin showed me this disturbing video of a Spanish woman that’s on TV and she has the BIGEST rack I have ever seen! Now theirs no way am gonna tell you anymore! Just check this video out and you’ll see what I mean! But all im gonna say is just imagine her poor husbands or boyfriends head that’s there instead of the water melon….she would be all right in bed, just don’t get her angry!

CHECK THAT OUT HERE….

Well as you probably know this show goes out on a bunch of different stations like BRMB, Mercia, Beacon and even Wyvern…now someone on Wyvern’s end messed up the adverts that were suppose to go and because of that I had a chance to shine! soo I spoke to all of you beautiful wyvern listeners for 2 and a half minutes, if you were tuned in to the other stations, you TOTALY missed out, I told them what I had on the blog so far and stuff you know it was pretty damn good to be honest with you! I wish that happens more often.

Over the weekend, a bunch of animal rights activists decided they were going to protest the use of leather at . . . of all things . . . a MOTORCYCLE RALLY in America.Apparently, the activists all showed up in a Volkswagen van and started calling the bikers “murderers.” As if sweet cuddly bikers would ever hurt anything!  Anyway long story short, one animal rights activist says the bikers used him as a toilet, peeing on him and calling him “La Trene” because he’s French.  Another says a biker forced him to ride on the back of his bike all day . . . because his old lady was out of town. Others say they were forced to eat burgers and hot dogs under duress.  And those who resisted were held down while several bikers BROKE WIND on their heads. How childish! As if anyone would do that A few hours later, two of the activists were found taped inside the rubbish bin of a fast food restaurant.  And three others are still missing. I think that the missing people like the taste of burgers so now there in an n island together eating nothing but meat!

Robin called my mummy and he asked her what she was up to and my mum said ON THE BLOODY RADIO that she was listening to Caroline’s sex show last night and that she was very interested! How embarrassing then Robin asked my mum were I kept my condoms and she rightly said my draw next to my bed! I HATE ROBIN I haven’t talked to him since.

Some women spent 10grand to look like Jessica Rabbit! The 3D visual effects on her must be amazing! (Since she’s a cartoon) but seriously I can’t believe people would do that! Yes ive heard of people doing plastic surgery to look like their celebrity idol, but a cartoon???REAAAALY! These six months ago, Annette decided it was time to finally live out her dream by spending £10,000 on plastic surgery in order to look more like Jessica Rabbit. Annette says, “Growing up, I’d always been fascinated with the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit.  I thought she was stunning and for years I longed to look like my idol . . . I sometimes get stopped in the street, and have had loads of nice compliments.” Annette also claims she’s been contacted by “Playboy” about doing a photo shoot.  If that’s true, “Playboy” is in MUCH worse shape than anyone could have possibly imagined.

We got this random caller that was a mute, and they never spoke all they did was cough once for yes and twice for no but there was a dog in the background and Robin played a scary dog voice clip to try and scare the little poppy but the little dog wasn’t backing away, he was just going at it like crazy! Every time we played the scary dog the little puppy would stop…listen to the big dog…then he would go crazy! But all we got from the mute person on the phone was that there a girl! That’s it.

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a little bit of sad news..you know PEZ the sweets? the ones that everyone used to buy when they were like 6 and you pop the sweets into the container and you flip the head for the sweet to come out. well the inventor died today he was 87 years old and his head snaped off

You’re probably either going to admire this or be thoroughly disturbed by it:  Stephen Baldwin . . . The Born-Again Baldwin . . . says he’d rather watch his daughter DIE than see her renounce Jesus. He made this claim on Celebrity Big Brother”.  He said, “I’m gonna sound fanatical right now but . . . What my faith requires is if I were sitting here, and my wife and two kids were sitting there, and we were on a public bus and somebody came in with a machine gun and pointed it at my daughter and said to my daughter, ‘Say Jesus doesn’t exist’ . . . if she turned to me and said, ‘What do I do?’, I’d say, ‘What have I taught you to do?’”She’d say, ‘Jesus absolutely exists,’ and I’d see her in heaven.”If nothing else, you have The question, of course is this:  Is it SANE???  Is that kind of sacrifice worth it?  Couldn’t you say whatever it took to save your own life, then make up for it with a few Hail Marys? well thats atleast what Robin said but i totaly agree with Robin.

Carl gave us a call about the Stephen Baldwin story and he said that he agrees with Stephen because if you do lie then you dont know whats coming your way in the future, he said that if you lied you could of left and you could of died a diffrent way than get shot. so always tell the truth. but my favourite txt on this subject has to be.. “Hey robin and theo, as a christian i would tell my daughter to cross her fingers behind her back and tell the man what hr wants to hear which shows God she does not mean what she says. You should always put another person before you and always stop a death as it is what God would want you to do. Jessie in aldridge, walsall” xx lol

well on our last show of the year last year i attempted something insane…i tryed to make a remix of David Guetta – Sexy Chick to my very own Sexy Greek..now to be honest when i did this for the first time i gotta admit it sounded rubish, i put all these cheesy effects and my voice is terrible but i thought what the hell ill record it again but this time even better! so i got in the studio just before the show started and i pyt the mic on and i started to record and you know what, i think this is alot better than the other one but some people dint like it! they were offended by what i tryed to do, we had txt in sayin “why would you get such a good song and just mess it up” but the only reason i did it was because it sounded good in my head and i thought what the hell this song might put a few smiles on peoples faces and you know what, it did. not everyone liked it but we got alot of txt in that said how much they liked it. Robin was not very impresed at all, but comon its my first attempt on a song EVER you have to give me some credit for that!
ill let you know were you can listen to it on mondays blog and i think you could even downloaded if you liked.

This is one of the more ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.  But I’m passing it along anyway because it’s just that crazy. There’s a guy in northeastern China named Yu.  A while back, Yu found a snake dying in his yard, so he took it inside and nursed it back to health.  Then he released it back into the wild. But the next day when he woke up, the snake had returned.  Yu tried to release the snake two more times, but each time it came back.  Finally, he decided to make the snake his pet, and named it Long Long. Fast forward to a few weeks ago.  Yu was asleep in bed when he woke up to find Long Long slithering across his face and smacking him with his tail. Yu says, quote, “He had never woken me up before, but I was so sleepy I went back to sleep.  But Long Long grabbed my clothes with his teeth and whipped the bed with his tail. “Then he went to my mother’s bed and whipped her bed with his tail.  I woke up then and smelled something burning, and saw my mother’s electric blanket was on fire.  So I leapt up and turned it off.” Now, Yu’s convinced that Long Long woke him up in order to save both his and his mother’s lives.   For the record, reptile experts say snakes don’t have the brainpower to do what Yu swears Long Long did.  Still, Yu’s convinced Long Long knew what he was doing.  but i bet this story would of been alot better if instead of a snake it was a dog!!! yes a dog! like in the films, a dog that had super powers and instead of waking everyone up in the house, the dog had this super strong power to blow things out with his mouth, then after the dog did this he could of went up to its owner and woke him to show him what the damage was. YOU SEE it allready sounds better, if you ask me Yu was just to constipated from eating so much rice that he has no idea what he was on about!

Some guy called in to say to us that he used to work for BRMB aparently he was a radio Dj on the drive time show about 2 years ago and he had a full contract with BRMB for 2 years but the boss at the station had to let him go because they all got bored and they were beeing nasty to him but all he did was that he demanded to to have BRMB on DAB! THATS IT! but you know, radio is  like that, from one day to another things change, but this convo with him was getting a little bit out of hand so we played the usual  “OMG,the studio is on fire” things soo we bailed.

Have your heard of “Reborns”? They’re basically life-like plastic replicas of babies. Like dolls, basically, only more expensive, since they can cost anywhere between £50 and a few thousand pounds. now they look reaaaaly scary because they look just like babies only they dont move or poo all over the place, but people actually buy them and they’re not toys.  And they’re not for kids.  “Reborns”, are for older women, who want to play house with them, and take them on day trips, or to the park, or out to eat . . . or even host birthday parties for them. so every year they are always the same age, because they dont grow so they just use last years decoration over and over again. The idea is to interact with a fake baby that looks and feels like the real thing as much as possible.  but i say if old ladies just want someone to play with  that wont talk to much, that has table manners, and doesnt pee on them selfs, why dont they just call me! ill do for a much cheaper price! ill even cudle with the old ladies at the end of the night. theothegreek@brmb.co.uk if any of you are intrested! but only 50 year old + nothing under!

Scary i know!

By the end of the year, Blockbuster plans to close nearly a quarter of its stores, and you know why:  The late fees are annoying, services like Netflix are ridiculously cheap, and your cable provider offers plenty of on-demand movies.
but heres some other things that will start to fade away as the years go past.
1.)  Home telephone service:  You already have a cell phone, email, instant messaging and Skype to help you stay in touch.  So why bother with a landline?

2.)  External hard drives:  You need to back up all the music, photos, and other material on your computer.  But online backup services  are already starting to replace traditional external hard drives.

3.)  Smartphones that aren’t the iPhone or BlackBerry:  Right now, BlackBerries account for 40% of the smartphone market, and the iPhone accounts for another 25%.  Unless you go with the Google phone that just came out, don’t bother with anyone else.

4.)  Compact digital cameras:  The wave of the future is the single-lens reflex camera.  They’re a little bulkier, but they take much better photos.

5.)  Newspaper subscriptions:  If you need to get your news, there’s this CRAZY new invention called the Internet where you can get breaking news all day long.  (???)

6.)  CDs:  Like the eight-track and the cassette tape before it, the CD is about to go the way of the dinosaurs.  But you’ve seen that one coming for years, haven’t you?
7.) Robin Banks

Mary from Seatle called againto say thank you to me for sending her the clip that she wanted, because she was on air yesterday and she got in contact with us and she wanted to have the voice clip of her on the radio soo i used my Theo The Greek powers and i made that hapen! i went deep into space to locate the file BUT i found it after taking bullets and grenades but i dilivered!

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well what a way to start the show, we got a weird call from a women called Michelle and she was a married women and she was just saying how our very own Robin was hitting on her in Sainsbury’s on the 5th of December! she even remembers the date bless her. well she was just wondering why Robin was hitting on her and Robin said i usually do that on hot mums then he asked if they met by the cucumber section and Michelle said nooo i don’t think so, then she started to say how much she liked Robin and she wanted to go on a date with her and Robin was like WTF your married and you want to go on a date with me am hanging up now then she was like noo please dont leave me..then i think she started to cry! and her last words to Robin were…..I LOVE YOU….then she hung up!!! by the way this chick has no facebook or any social networking site soooo chances are that she’s a minger! but then again Robin will not say no.

Nick called us and after trying to get his name right we weren’t sure if it was Wrinkler or Whinkler but at the end we established that it was it was Whinckler and he wanted a date with Michelle so we told him that we would try and get Michelle on the phone again so set up a date and we were going to call him back after 10 minutes.

10minutes later………

We called Nick back and we thought hey rather than us calling Michelle before we were gonna dial the number and then hand it over to Nick and then he was gonna take it of and just simply sweep her of her feet. so we call this chick and we get voice mail! so we thought ahh well we will leave a voicemail, so Nick tries to leave a msg but he freezes and he has nothing to say!!! but he told us that his is 32 years old and he has never been on a date soo if anyone is interested in Nick just give us a call and we will sort you out with a date with Handsome Nick!

I’m sure everyone can relate to this but, can you remember when you were at school or even if your at school now but you always get at least 1 horrible teacher that you just really don’t like and you want nothing more but for something really bad to happen to them yeah?? Well we asked all of you guys that were listening and we got so many calls and txt just with stories about what their teachers make them do or how horrible they all are,. I remember I had this 1 P.E teacher when I was in year 7 and he always made us do like 20 push up just for him to laugh at us, can u imagine that 20 push ups! I cant even do 20 now let alone 7 years ago!

These are what some people said that got in touch with us the first one was,12 year old Emily-Jane and it was her maths teacher Mr Fintch at Minster College and Mr Fintch use to make the students pay 1.50 each if they forgot their homework and also they go to JAIL!!! nooo am just joking they go detention and Mr Fintch made them pay for pencils and he kept the money in a little jar by his desk so that he could spend it on him self after school, how mean is that!?

Jade called in and her P.E teacher made her class run and plays football with shorts on in the SNOW! that is bad, but our very own Jade put her foot down and said NOP am not doing it and she dint do P.E she preferred to get in trouble and sit and watch everyone run around like crazy people.

Robin teased up the new Twilight film and i went crazy!!! because that film has no sense to it AT ALL and every lad that went to see it ends up looking at his watch all the time to see what time it finished and every girl every time Robert Paterson comes on all the girls SCREAM! its soo annoying but un-fortunately i dug my self a hole because we had loads of txt and calls in saying about how great twilight is and how much they all love Robert Paterson and guess what, every person that called in was an 11 year old girl! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU…that the future of film is not looking very good now is it?

some random girl called up asking for a pizza??? she was like “yes yes extra cheese” then we got into this deep convo about pizza and what we all liked and the girls name was Laura and she likes her pizza stuffed crust and me and Robin were like hmmm yes but you get full to easily and then you get the hiccups because of the bread and cheese combo and then you have to get someone to scare you so that the hiccups go away, its horrible! then Laura wanted a date with Robin am like WTF i don’t understand he is an over -weight looser with no life and that 2 date sin 2 days! wats his secret?

Thats all from me today hope you liked it, if you want more of me!!! then follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on www.theothegreek.com PLEASE I NEED FANS!!! IM SICK AND TIRED OF ROBIN MAKING FUN OF ME THAT I CAN NO FRIENDS

Well it looks like this freezing weather is planning to stay a while… record cold temperatures are making headlines all over the country, b7ut lets face it the temperature is the only thing that’s creating records well that and fat kids around England.…many people are not informed enough about the dangers of cold weather… of course we all know about frostbite and even hyperthermia… but there is a little known cold weather related danger that affects nearly all British men… the actual freezing off of ones nuts… yes you hear many people say “I’m freezing my nuts off” but few people realise that’s EXACTLY what can happen if the outside air temperature gets cold enough… and before you know it you have some weird fluids running down your leg. Im afraid there is no cure for this so all I can say is Be careful no need to get your nuts out in the cold.

What’s the appropriate age for kids to start dating???  Is it different for boys than it is for girls??? Because I remember everyday time I came home with a girl my dad would have a big grin on his face and he would always shake my hand and say well done!

I ask because…

Believe it or not, MADONNA’S daughter LOURDES is 13 years old.  And that’s generally around the time when kids start exploring their romantic options.  Which Lourdes is already doing?

According to the not-always-reliable tabloids, Lourdes has a boyfriend.  All we know about him is that his name is Carlo.

His probably an Italian stud that’s like 12 with curly hair and an 8-pack

A so-called source says,” Madonna is totally fine with it because she knows it’s not that serious at the moment.”  ”She allowed Lourdes to take him to the premiere of the movie ‘Nine’ in New York last month and they have met up several times since.”

Those of you who thought Madonna would be a totally permissive mom who would let Lourdes get away with all manner of inappropriate behaviour may have been wrong.

The source says, quote, “Occasionally, they argue because Lourdes might like to wear something her mother doesn’t agree with.  Like all mothers and daughters, they have disagreements.”

Craig called up to tell us a joke his 13 and he was really excited to tell us a joke but because it was rude he dint wanna say it on air so we were like why call up with a joke and then don’t say it because it was rude so then after a while he just simply hung up!!! how RUDE! but we had Will on the phone and he was cool but he broke up with his girlfriend today because he through a snowball at her!! they were going out for 2 years and am guessing she was looking for an excuse to brake up with him, but apparently Alice Turner (Will’s ex) broke up with him because our boy Will through a snowball on her bum, GOOD WAY TO GO OUT I SAY! if your going to go throw a snowball at some one, on the bum is were you do it my friend!!!

 OK..time for some sad news, what do u like better??? McDonalds, KFC or Burger King…McDonalds right? there’s nothing nicer than a Large Big Mac meal for a very low price, but am here to tell you…that Al Bernardin has passed away at 81 with a stroke. If your wondering Al is a massive deal to Maccies he helped invent the MIGHTY Filet-O-Fish the apple pie and everyone’s favourite the French fries. A Great man has passed away….and it brings me no pleasure telling you this because i personally love McDonalds and now i dont really know what to do HELP!

Robin got Andy Goulding on the phone, that’s the dude that does the breakfast show over at Mercia because of a twitter conversation we were having and what happened was that Andy uploaded a pic of some ducks that were sitting down on the ice on the canal outside his house and i replied back saying “the pic with the ducks is hilarious!!! would love to ice skate on that” then Andy replied and next thing you know we were talking about me falling in the ice and him coming after me to catch me but he dint know how to swim soo i said put on your red costume and come and rescue me like the Hoff from Baywatch so then he offered me for him to be Pamela Anderson instead and i was like erm….ok even better…So then i Andy calls up the show saying how he was like WTF was Theo on abut on twitter am deeply considered about him and his actions.. blah blah blah blah but i just got say this! Andy its your fault for posting the picture up!

 The beauty of getting into an argument is that you can blow off steam and say anything you like, as long as the situation doesn’t turn PHYSICALLY violent. Unless your OJ Simpson and you get away with murder or if you live in France. Recently, French officials introduced a new law banning “psychological violence” in domestic situations. Just to put it in another way for you lever 2 dyslexics out there, the law bans people from INSULTING their loved ones during arguments. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking . . . even if this law was a good idea, there’s no way they could ever enforce it.  But the French don’t see it that way.

According to the French Prime Minister, the new law is, “an important step forward as the creation of this offense will allow us to deal with the most insidious situations, situations that leave no visible scars, but which leave victims torn up inside.”

The law is expected to go into effect this summer.  Officials say electronic tagging will be used on repeat offenders. So what can you take from this?  If you’re in France and you want to mentally and emotionally destroy your family members, you’d better do it now before the Hurt-Feelings Police come and get you and put a dog collar on you so that if you shout to loud it will electrocute you!

Ben Called in you know that guy that tried to take over our show on Monday but he dint get very far bless him! well he called up to slag me off for putting all those things about him on the blog and he was like “Blah blah blah im not very happy with you because of what you put on” and I was like huh everything i said was true! so i dint lie i was honest, soo it was Ben’s fault for me writing what i rote.

 Do you Un-wanted gifts for Christmas??? everyone does, like you get something that you already have or you get the exact same gift as you did last year and the person that gave u that gift thinks that your going to like it more this year, but you don’t do ya lets face it. well apparently 1 in 8 gifts that people get they just sell them on eBay what an unwanted gift is a baby? YES Robin went there he said it’s not 2009 anymore its 2010 his not pussy-footing around anymore, were in the big leagues.

AND NOW . . . HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER RESPOND TO A RANSOM NOTE IF SOMEONE STEALS YOUR MARIJUANA PLANTS:

Police officers have extremely difficult jobs.  So they must appreciate it when moronic criminals do all the work for them.

For example, recently, officers found six marijuana plants growing outside a building.

So they confiscated the stash, and left behind a note for its owner reading, “Thanks for the grow!  You want them back?  Call for the price . . . we’ll talk.”

When the owner of the plants, 48-year-old Steven Locasio, found the note, he called the phone number and arranged to buy back the pot plants for £200. 

But when he showed up to make the exchange, the cops placed him under arrest instead. And when they searched his flat, they found another 20 marijuana plants, plus several other drugs and cash.

Steven’s wife, 50-year-old Christine, was also arrested.  They’ve both been charged with cultivation of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and sale of marijuana. 

But you got to be very stupid to do that! Why would you leave your plants outside for everyone to see anyway! And a 48 year old dude should not be dealing class B drugs he should be busting up to Class A but if your that dumb to get caught then you should be a real-estate agent, or a school teacher.

ESPN and Discovery are both developing 3D networks.

ESPN’s will be called ESPN 3D, and it’ll launch early this summer.  According to “The Hollywood Reporter”, the network will broadcast at least 85 live sporting events in its first year . . . beginning with the first FIFA World Cup match on June 11th.

That’s just five months from now, but it’s going to take a lot to be able to watch 3D sports in your own living room.  In addition to 3D glasses, you will need to have a 3D-ready TV . . . and a special 3D cable box and / or cable package.

In other words, this is probably going to be as expensive to have as HD TV was back in the day. There aren’t any details yet on how much the whole set-up would run.

Discovery’s 3D channel is a little further into the future.  It won’t premiere until sometime next year, and it hasn’t been officially named yet . . . although it’ll probably be Discovery 3D or something boring like that or if there totally bonkers and off the own nuts they might call it 3D Discovery!!! Despite the fact that ESPN will have at least a six-month head start, Discovery is still laying claim to having the first 3D network.  That’s because Discovery’s network will be 3D 24 / 7, where as ESPN 3D will go dark when it isn’t airing a live 3D event. But still can u imagine watching x-rated material in 3D OMG!

 Thats all from me today but join me again tommorow for another mind BLOWING blog!!!!

Thank you

Theo xxxx

We were on ITV Central News tonight because some sexy women came to interview Robin about his life story sooo they took the footage back and they edited it soo they make Robin look slimer than what he is and put more hair on his head and they played it tonight and i get all these txt from my friends saying “OMG JUST SEEN YOU ON T.V SHHAYDUWVEGB” i thought wicked i had an allright part in it, because i havent seen it since i was on the train coming here at the time, soooo i get to the studios and everyone looks at me and starts laughing am like what what??? well apparently my FACE WAS COVERED BY A MICROPHONE.

Robin played a mashup of the top 25 songs of 2009 and i gotta say, it sounds amazing!!! theres songs like Boom boom pow, dead and gone, poker face, i got a feeling theres loooooooads of wiked tunes in there listen to it here ITS REAAALY GOOD!!!

Elaine called in to talk to us about the ITV news thing and she was like yea it was really good and then she was bigging up Robin on how he over came his addiction and how she was an addict and she has been clean for 14 months now and she helps people overcome their addiction but her agencie got shut down last month because of funding

Do you ever get the feeling that . . . even by dog standards . . . your dog is kind of dumb? like when you live the dog outside in the garden for 5 minutes and you come back and he is eating his own poo, or even drinking his own wee well the reason I ask is because  I saw a story about the SMARTEST and DUMBEST dog breeds.  Here’s what they came up with

The 5 smartest dog breeds are:
#5.)  Doberman Pinscher
#4.)  Golden Retriever
#3.)  German Shepherd
#2.)  Poodle
#1.)  Border Collie

And the 5 dumbest dog breeds are:
#5.)  Basset Hound
#4.)  Chow Chow
#3.)  Bulldog
#2.)  Basenji
#1.)  Afghan Hound

Alan called in to say hello and to say that he was very excited about the changes that are hapening at BRMB and his especially excited for the walkathon and the party in the park, were just trying to bring back all the things that made BRMB massive back in the day, sooo watch out because there will be alot of things coming round your way because you chose everything!!! u dint choose me tho sooo god knows how long ill last in this place!

Well everyday you see pics of celebs in there bikinis looking hot well Robin got his hands on these bad boy photos of Sienna Miller digging right into her butt crack why doesnt she just get Jude Law to give it a little kiss???

now i have to say that i printed and indeed laminated these pictures for my own personal use…..

50% of women admited that they LIE about preaty much everything, so to all you blokes out there if you think your chick is a little angel THINK AGAIN MY FRIEND!!! and i bet these lies hapend to you but you havent noticed, for example…you know when your girl goes out shoping and when she comes back you ask her how much that dress was, she stops and hesitates a little bit then shes like “er….hmmmm….arrrrr…” what comes out their mouths next is garanteed to be a LIE, LIE LIE LIE i bet you that if she said that it was 40quid it was actually 100 and these are some txt that we got from women that lied to their men “my girl crashed the car while she was trying to reverse park into the garage she sais she dint do but then again the wall shouldnt of been there in the first place” ” my girl tried to wake me up one morning and i wouldnt get up soo she got a glass of cold water and chucked it in my face..by the time i got up she was gone she sais it wasnt her” im telling women are not angles their just blood sucking creatures that are put on these world to drain everything out of you…..by the way if my girlfriend read that…baby i love you…

Robin asked everyone what was the worst excuse they had to give someone when braking up and i started it off and i swear to god this is a true story..when i was 14 i was going out with this girl and i wanted to break up with her soooo did it over txt, but thats not it! what i told her is that i was gay, and that i had no feelings for her. now back then that seemed like a preaty damn good idea but you never know that could come back and hunt me one day. we got loooads of txt and these are some of my favourite ones….

Georgie said I have found god and i need to devote myself to him. Lol
Hi its Donna my lamest excuse for a break up was that i said i was a lesbian with his ex girlfriend. (HARSHHHHHHHHHH ME THINKS LOL)
My mum says you touched her boob.

not bad right……. lol

well anyway i have to go and have a snow ball fight with my girlfriend….follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on www.theothegreek.com

thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Theo

Robin talked about how cold it was and he remembered when he was a young boy living in Ireland back in the day, and he was just saying how when he was young his family dint have alot of money so him, his mum and little brother had to sit around a gas fire and they were only alowed to put it up to 1 bar! that must of been horrible, i was alowed 2, but anyway Robin said that when his mum couldn’t aford gas they used to sit around a candle vbut when it got reaaaly cold they lit it. LOL

Ben gave us a call and he wanted to feature on the show and Robin said well ok what can you bring to the table Ben said “my humor, i can do better than you” i thought that was allready better than Robin but Robin said no thats not good enough what else so Ben Suggested music, competition and many more things sooo Robin told him to call us back in 10 minutes and we would give him a staring roll! his own little bit where he could of done whatever he wanted to do.

Ben call us back and he was ready to aim fire and shoot! he told us off air that he wanted to be on for a couple of minutes before he introduced the next song soo were like oh my god we are not gonna be able to shut him up! but the dude only spoke for about 25 seconds, WTF were was those 2 MINUTES YOU PROMISED US!!! sooo we jumped in and helped him out a bit but he he fell and landed straight on his face when he only spoke for that long! i thought he was great!!!! i love him, like a drunken uncle that no one likes! except me!

Over the years there is a lot of un ansered questions about the world and life in general such as religion, politics, aliens, left or right handed touchy fealy if get what im saying and who is better at parking men or women. Today I can answer one those questions for you and YES you guesed it definetly right handed is the way forward! But seriously who is better at parking men or women??? Ofcourse men because we are men and we get busy with both hands, but I have proof that men are better at parking than women A new study from Ruhr University in Germany has found that . . . without a doubt . . . men are better at parking than women. Am not making this up, the study was helf in Germany that’s how you know that its serious and not no mesing about! Anyway a group of researchers observed as men and women parked an Audi A6 in three different ways . . . head-on, in reverse, and the dreaded parallel parking

What they found is that, overall, women take about 20 seconds longer to park their car. (that’s longer than what I can do in the bedroom) And even then, they’re less accurate when they finally get it in the spot. (HAHA I swear to god am not making this up)

A woman . . . yes, a WOMAN . . . named Dr. Claudia Wolf led the study.  She downplayed its results saying, quote, “It is not as if there was a massive failing by women.  It is just about parking, not the triumph of men over women.”  Man that sounds sooo dirty and I did not help the situation lol.

HERE ARE TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE AN OLD DUDE:

It’s true what they say, ladies . . . variety is the spice of life.  So if you’ve only been dating young guys, you’re missing out.

If you don’t believe me, here are ten reasons why you should consider dating an old dude, according to CNN.

#1.)  He’ll know cool stuff you’ve never heard of . . . like classic music and movies.

#2.)  He’ll be really supportive in your career because he’s already secure in his.  And he’ll probably be able to offer you some useful advice.

#3.)  Chances are, another woman already “domesticated” him in a failed relationship years ago.  The point is, he’s not living like a bachelor anymore.

#4.)  He won’t stay out late chasing poon every night.

#5.)  He knows himself, and he can warn you about all the annoying stuff he does ahead of time.

#6.)  You’re bound to be the good-looking one in the relationship.

#7.)  He’s doesn’t want to be alone anymore, so he’ll treat you extra special to keep you around.

#8.)  He’ll have salt-and-pepper hair.  You know . . . if you find that sort of thing attractive.

#9.)  There’s a good chance he’s financially secure, which means he’ll pay for everything.

#10.)  The fact that he can keep up with someone your age is a sign he’s never going to lose his lust for life.  That means he’ll always be cool. 

But lets face it if I was a 47 year old man with an 19 year old chick it would feel like ive won the lottery, omg just imagen bed room action!!! And with things like viagra I don’t see why I cant live to be like 130 years old and still have a tool as hard as rock!

Kay Called in to say that her husband is 20 years older and she would not want it any other way, because young guys that are even 19 years older than her are just to bloofy imature! she likes this old guy very much because he is good in bed, and he knows alot of tricks with ice cubes and tobasco sauce or something like that not sure, but she sounded a sexy lady its to bad am around 30 years out of her age limit plus i dont know any ice cube tricks am affraid, but i do know what to do when my soldiers stands up ready to march! and bilieve me my little royal marine is up for any battle.

Some people in America, i think invented these new underwear that have pads where your bum cheeks are, there just like chicken fillets in bras but they go on your ass to lift your ass up and make it look better, now i am an ass man and i would hate it if i got down and dirty with a girl that i just met and i pulled her trousers down to find not only shes wearing GRANNY PANS but the reason why i got her because of her nice ass she has a fake one with pads and stuff all over it! i mean what kind of world are we living in when women dont wear thongs anyone!!!???

Guys, you might think all your problems would magically melt away . . . or at least become more manageable . . . if only you had a MASSIVE you know what. 

But that’s not true.  Just ask 39-year-old Jonah Falcon . . . a guy who, allegedly, has the LONGEST MEMBER IN THE WORLD.

In 1999, Jonah appeared in a TV documentary called “Men Exposed”, where they measured his junk at 13.5 inches.  Supposedly, that’s the longest ever recorded on film.

But now Jonah’s unemployed, living with his mother, and looking for writing and acting work.

Now, I know what you’re thinking:  How could the guy with the world’s longest junk EVER be out of work?  Certainly, there must be at least one smut peddler out there who’d love to get his hands on Jonah’s junk. 

But the answer is simple:  Jonah refuses to do adult movies and for that I commend him!!.  He says, quote, “If I did porno, nobody would take me seriously.  Nobody.” Well Jonah atleast you will make a lot of women happy by sharing your piece with the world, but size doesn’t matter well that’s what they all told me.

 i was really excited tonight because it was our first show back and i got in trouble for it! i was just soo happy to be back on the radio and i got in trouble because of my actions and hand gestures but its ok no one saw what i was doing apart from Robin and no one bilieves a word that comes out his mouth lets face it!

 but thats all for now im afraid follow me on twitter to see what im up 2 all day if your that sad on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on facebook because lets face it i need the friends :/ www.theothegreek.com

Theo

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