7:35

Alan gave us a call in to see how we were and to tell us that his birthday is on Tuesday and Robin said oo wow so why dont you get Theo to DJ your party and Alan said “NO NO NO i got a better idea! how about i come in and sit on the show Tuesday night” Robin was like yeaa yeaa sounds good what do u think about that Theo then i was like mate im sorry but the Brits are on then and were not on air that night and Alan dint like it, so he offered to come in on Monday sooo Robin said allright then lets do it! then i said the only way im gonna let him in is if he brings in some cake! Alan said yeaaa ill try my best. well Alan i want some cake!

7:40

Last month, some guy named Robert Friedman was kicked out of Starbucks, for ordering a happy meal! Nooo im joking. This guy started banging on walls, and generally making a scene.  But Robert didn’t do it because he’s AN IDIOT. HE JUST WANTED HIS HAPPY MEAL, that’s all he ever wanted! Nooo but seriously he did it because he has tourettes syndrome. Now Robert’s suing Starbucks for discrimination.  We will keep you updated soo don’t worry, but I think he will get his happy meal at the end.. I think it’s the star wars toy this week.

8:20
We called Alan back to tell him not to bother bringing a cake round on Monday because were gonna throw him a birthday party and were gonna get YOU the listeners to come in and celebrate Alan’s special birthday…so if you do wanna come go to www.robinbanks.co.uk and leave Robin a message for details for Monday..you do not wanna miss out on this mayhem of a party!

8:30
Does anyone watch Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel well if you do you would know Phil Harris he was the captain on the Cornelia Marie and im sorry to say but he died after suffering a stroke on January 29^th at the age of 53. Phil’s sons, Jake and Josh, issued a statement saying,”It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad.  Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. “For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down.  We will remember and celebrate that strength.  Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”
9:15
Thin Casey gave us a call to tell us what he done on his radio show from 7-9 and he told us that apparently men take longer getting ready than women do yup Mr Casey told us that men take an average of 81 minutes to get ready while women only take 79 minutes soo we take longer. Just to clean the air i have been wearing the same clothes since 1991 and Robin turns up to the radio station looking like a…….tramp! i mean the first time i met him on our previous job he was wearing pijamas to work! im like WTF what kind of profesional are you! but i supose hes a radio person and no one looks at him. but thanks Casey for your great stories!

9:30
OMG this has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life!!!! Robin brought to us a very weird and totaly un-called for gallery about people that do crazy stuff to them selfs because they think it looks cool! but it actually looks very stupid, and it makes you un-employable. this actually made me feel sick after i seen the pictures. i dint even get through them all, i just couldnt handle it. Im sorry i let you down once again.

Here is the picture Gallery
9:40
James called usto tell that he was watching Kidulthood and i told him that my favourite part is were some guy gets a keyboard and smacks it on the back of some other guys head and it looks really funny, then all of a sudden i cnt remember why because i had a bit of black out but i was mouthing away to Robin because i could have him so Robin said well why dont we have a fight right now and i said WHAT NOW! he said yup and the code word was “I give up, Your the best NO RETURNS” so im like well im gonna say it cuz Robin would kick my ass so he came over my side and he started punching me and then he through me on the couch and i started to shout “why are you punching me!? is because im Greek? is it because im better looking than you? is it because your fat and ugly? is it because i have a girlfriend that loves me?” and he wouldnt answer to any of them….so he went back to James and told him that we had to go BUT I NEVER SAID THAT I GIVE UP! sooo I WIN!

Thats ittttttt!!!!!!!!

byeeeeeeeeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

7:25
Nick called and Robin thought that he was Michelle the weird lady that wants Robin but it turns out it was Nick our number 1 caller of the day! Nick tried to be funny but he dint really get very far…so then Nick told us that the gas man was round just for a Gas check then he asked Robin if he had a

7:35

Well I shared a little bit of personal information with everyone and that’s If you get the ring of death on your Xbox it doesn’t mean that your Xbox is dead! Check your power supply and if you have a Red, Orange or NO LIGHT on there then it’s your power supplies fault that’s all it is! Even though it’s called the ring of death it doesn’t mean its dead…that are Theo the Greeks Xbox tip of the day.

7:40

Robin showed me this video of this guy that uses a microphone as a……. well watch and find out!!! BUT also watch the video of Robin and me (for 1 second) on ITV News Central, Robin dint want to do this on air because he has this phobia of seeing him self in the mirror or on TV, that’s why his so ugly because he never looks in the mirror. Well anyway watch the video here….

8:20

Well Valentines Day is just around the corner and for all you single ladies that want to get back on your ex boyfriend Robin gave you 5 gifts to say “I Hate You”  

1.)  BITTERSWEETS.  They’re just like those little heart-shaped sweets, but instead of saying things like “Kiss Me,” “Love You,” or “Be Mine,” they say things like “Mutual Disgust,” “Booty Too Big,” and “Return My CD’s.”

2.)  “SEX FOR DUMMIES.”  Yep, they actually have a book called “Sex for Dummies.”  Send it to that ex you hate, and include a note that says you hope they have more success in their future relationships.

3.)  “LOVE STINKS” SOAP.  It’s a big, pink, heart-shaped bar of soap with the words “Love Stinks” carved right into the front of it.  It sends the message that your relationship was awful . . . but it also implies that the other person literally STINKS.

4.)  A DOORMAT.  Just think of the underlying implication.  It’s the perfect way to say, “You

Don’t get to treat ME like a doormat anymore.”

5.)  THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW.  It’s like a regular pillow, but with an arm sticking out the side that wraps around you.  It’s basically like saying, “I’m glad we’re not sleeping together anymore.  Here’s a memory-foam version of me so you don’t get lonely.”

Or you can just rent Robin out for a night and send him over your ex’s house and tell Robin to get naked…that would be readably bad!

8:40

I come into the radio station today and I open to check my emails and I got an email from ann. summers saying that someone has sent me a gift! Imp like ok this is probably junk mail or a spam so I was looking at it and there was a video attached to it so I press play and I thought this is such a waste of time. There was a half naked man and he was lying on a couch talking and telling me how this GUY was thinking about me when he was at work and that he wanted me and all that stuff! And while all this was going on I could see MY NAME in the background going across the screen! Imp like WTF who sent me this…I still don’t know. I guess that’s the power of radio for yaw!

My friend Kieran got in touch with us because he has a dream about me, well it was a nightmare more like but he tried to tell me about it at college but I stopped him and I told him to call up the station and tell me about it on air. Well what happened was that I was at a club in Birmingham and I was on the podium dancing and I thought that I could fly so I tried to fly and I splattered on the floor and Robin came over and he tasted my blood to make sure it was my own blood and he said “yup that’s theist blood all right!” so I had a massive reception that took place in my college canteen because there was to many people to fit in the church then Kieran woke up and he was crying bless him.

Robin told everyone to go on the website to look at some pictures of women getting revenge on their man destroying there cars they are really bad why don’t you have a look but I asked Robin to watch the ITV News clip but he dint want to and I said to him:

Is it because you’re ugly?

Is it because u has rubbish hair?

Is it because you’re a little bit chubby?

Is it because you hate your voice?

Is it because you think that robin from the video will jump out and bite you?

Is it because you scream when you look at urn self?

Robin has his own theme song! And he was rubbing it in to me on how he does and I don’t have one how rubbish is that! I can believe him, it’s the coolest thing ive ever heard! It’s just ridiculous; I wish I had a theme song. But don’t worry people I am working on it.
 

Thats it people im off!!!!!!!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XXXXXxXXXxXxxxXxxxXxXxXxXxX

7:10

Robin told us a story about when he was sleeping on Saturday night and he thought that someone broke into his house! Yeaa seriously he actually thought that. So what he did while he was sleeping he got up from his bed put his clothes on and while he was doing that he big scary German sheperd was going crazy and also his bride to be was laughing her head of just because Robin was so scared that someone broke into the house so then Robin realised that no one broke into his house…he just farted in his sleep, and that woke him up! Would be werid if he actually new the truth that it wasn’t him that farted….it was me! I was hiding underneath his bed.

7:25
Robin tried to tell us about the news with the Toyota recalls how Toyota are gonna recall 8.1 million of their cars because most of them are all broken <—-did you see what I did there? Well anyway Robin made a little song about a guy that bought a Toyota for his dad and he was gonna play the clip but when he pressed play computer froze soo it dint really go down as smooth as he wanted to so Robin put the last song on again and started the song from the beginning again! I KNOW HOW PROFESIONAL IS HE! Man seriously who did he sleep with to get this gig!?

We called up some girl hat kept on txting us and she never picked up the phone soo Robin left an answer msg using a mega phone it was really funny he told her to not txt or call in ever again..i dont think he meant what he said but he did say it so then he felt bad so he gave her a cal back to say sorry…using the mega phone again!

we told this person that if they picked up the phone when we called them back we were gonna give them a brand new phone and not just and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and this girl dint even pick up!

7:50

so the Dan called up and Robin was asking him questions like what school do you go and whos your favourite teacher and he said that he hasnt got one so Robin asked him what teacher dont you like and he said no one, so Robin said to him if you name a teacher that you dont like ill give you a brand new phone and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and he still wouldn’t say a name so i told him to just make a name up so that he can get a brand new phonw but he failed to do that when he said Mr Jones the most common name in the world! so Robin dint give him a phone….

8:10

it was time for me to talk about my Saturday night expierience at Bambu nightclub in Birmingham. Well were do i begin, we were supose to be on the guest list and the que for the guestlist was longer than the normal que and i was thinking erm…allrighty then! so we finaly got to the front of the que and i asked the lady that was checking for everyones names on the list, if Laura was around and she was like NO SHES NOT SHES UPSTAIRS! im like ok and the bouncer was giving me evils and i thought he was gonna roundhouse kick my ass! so then we get upstairs and theirs 2 rooms 1 room for the Dance/Electro room and another room for the RnB music and to get in that room you had to que up! we qued up and the room was about the same size as your normal sized kitchen! it was tiny so we went straight out into the Dance room and some guy droped a glass on the floor by accident and the people that work their dint even come to clean it up untill about 6 minutes and anyone could of hurt them selfs really bad but anyway, so as the night went along i thought id go and request a song and the DJ told me to F*CK O*F! i was like OMG AS IF A PRO DJ WOULD DO THAT!so i was like allright then and i walked away. but yeaaa sorry Bambu its just how i feel

8:40

Well this restaurant somewere in the world I cant remember the name because ill be honest with you I wasn’t really listening. But anyway this restaurant is promoting sex in bathrooms for valentines day! How cool is that! The owner of the restaurant her name is erm……Judith well Judith said that “this does happen quite often in here, and its not allowed, so we thought why not let people do what they have to do in the toilets just for Valentines weekend” soo I thought that’s good but it would be preety weird how your going crazy in a little cubicle and theirs another couple in the cubicle next door making more noise than you….a little bit weird if you ask me.

Me and Robin came in quite early today because we had a big meeting, yeaa Robin got fired, tonight is our last show….just joking lol but we were here early so Robin took me out to a restaurant and he ordered a steak and i ordered a lamb shank and for some reason Robin found that extremely funny so he kept on saying how was your “lamp shank” and everyone outside that we work with everyone was like how was you lamb shank did you enjoy it? i was like WTF is it!? and no one would tell me! untill now…Robin finallly told me off air and i was like was that it! i cant tell you what it is but its not that dirty lol just use your imagination.

Visit http://www.theothegreek.com/

Or

http://www.robinbanks.co.uk/ but last time I checked their both the same! Because someone directed my website on Robins facebook page! I wonder who did that!

Anyway im off! See you all later…. xxxxx

Robin Replayed yesterdays phone call of when my girlfriend called in to say what the hell is hapening because of what Robin got me to do, he got me to call this model that droped off her number on the envelope so we gave her a call and i asked her out for a date thinking that she we will turn me down! BUT NO she was like yeaa yeaa lets do it and im like WTF….then we told her that she was live on air and she was not happy! she was soo angry that she stormed into the radio HQ and she started a riot…long story short….i got a slap around the face…..i got finger nail marks on my cheek…. and she broke my glasses! all this because Robin forced me to do somthing that i dint wanna do…

7:25
Jessica called and she is the Managing direcor of J Model Agency and she preety much owns Ocean and Ocean is the girl that came in yesterday well she said that she was the organiser of the whole even thats hapening at the town hall tommorow at 9pm and then we come to find out that Ocean is just a promo girl and nothing more and that Jessica owns her…well thats what she said anyway….

7:50

we were still geting calls about what Robin said last night when he opened up a subject that took us to Narnia and back..Robin said “i garantee that every man does this but untill we told them they had no idea that they do this but its a fact EVERY MAN DOES THIS! and everyone was sooo intriged to find out what it was that they were all calling to find out what this thing what” then we kept on getting calls asking about what this thing whas because everyone wanted to know…then we get a call from this girl and she really wannted to know but i insisted that Robin dint tell her because it just ruins lifes so then Robin got a blow horn and he told her that there was no way that she would tell her and that she needs to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwhich! then she hung up….and about 10minutes later she called in saying sorry i dint mean to hang up can u still tell me….Robin was like ok but i dont wanna tell you….she was like JUST TELL ME! so he put his mic down and told her and after she dint beilive us!

8:20

Me and Robin came in quite early today because we had a big meeting, yeaa Robin got fired, tonight is our last show….just joking lol but we were here early so Robin took me out to a restaurant and he ordered a steak and i ordered a lamb shank and for some reason Robin found that extremely funny so he kept on saying how was your “lamp shank” and everyone outside that we work with everyone was like how was you lamb shank did you enjoy it? i was like WTF is it!? and no one would tell me! untill now…Robin finallly told me off air and i was like was that it! i cant tell you what it is but its not that dirty lol just use your imagination.

On today’s blog im not going to right exactly what hapend because these are the 2 main things that did happen and they took up most of the show….

7:10

Well what a start to the show! some tickets came in today from Ocean the model that was on air yesterday promoting her Event on Saturday and basicly she sent over 2 tickets with her number on it so i thought that number was for me then Robin said why dont you call her and try and get a date and im thinking hmmmm allright then, but i was thinking she is gonna turn me down like theres no tommorow but she was flirting with me and i was like WTF DO I DO!!! so the Robin jumped in and said ok ok ok are you allright Ocean? because your saying yes to a dfate with Theo and Ocean dint know that she was live on air so she got really angry, hung up and ran to the studios to have a go at us then about 15 mintues later Ocean turns up face like thunder! im like you allright shes like “do i look allright!” im like OHHHH NOO then she comes on and said how angry she was at the fact that we played her and that it was a joke and that she wanted to slap me, which she did after wards and im thinking oh no what if my girlfriend finds out about this, what do i do?? i got forced into calling her and asking her out…its peer presure i dont think this is legal…is it? well anyway during all this im thinking oh SH*T if my girlfriend hears any of this im dead! then i get a txt on my phone saying WTF! and im like ohh nooo she heard it! then Robin took my phone away from me so that i wasnt distracted but i was like mate its my girlfriend i cnt just ignore her! but little did i know that about 10 mins later Robin had her on the phone and Sammy was like “what the hell!! i want an explenation” im like “Robin why would you call Sammy live on air! that just totaly crosed the line!” then Robin was like “allright Sammy shall we tell him?” im like “OMG DO NOT BEGIN TO TELL ME THAT THIS WAS ALL A JOKE!” and you know what? IT BLOODY WAS! i couldnt bilieve it my ownGirlfriend was in on the deal! i couldnt believe it! i thought she was gonna break up with me over the radio. it felt horrible but she said she loved me at the end of the phone call soo im guesing shes not mad.

Robin started an absolute RIOT on air today we got SOOO MANY CALLS!!! i mean all our lights were flashing! and basicly what Robin said is that i garantee that every man does this but untill we told them they had no idea that they do this but its a fact EVERY MAN DOES THIS! and everyone was sooo intriged to find out what it was that they were all calling to find out what this thing what…and im affraid im not alloud to put this on the BLOG but every single bloke does it! you cant help but to do it! and we got SO MANY CALLS i mean the phones were going crazy we were getting like 8 calls AT THE SAME TIME!!! and just to let you know EVERY SINGLE BLOKE that we put air said YES they have all done it! im sorry ladies but its true we cant help it. but some women did call in and i told Robin not to tell them but he wouldn’t listen and out of the 3 women that we got on 2 of them started laughing 1 of them hung up on us and the 1 from the 2 women wished we never told her! she was begging for us to tell her…we just did what she wanted sooo you cant blame us for that….but out of about 30-40 calls that we took 100% of men do it.

That’s all from me today on the next Blog I will have links on were you van go to listen to these bits on the net soo you don’t feel left out when you read this.

Theo xxxxx

7:25

Well im sure you heard the stories about this cat called Oscar that when he goes near a patient at the Steere House Nursing Home they will soon die. And he is right EVERYTIME, how creepy is that? Well everyone was talking about this but Robin obviosly went one step fruther and created his little parody thing about Robin beeing a doctor and he has a patient and the cat goes near the patient and because Oscar is always right and the patient was perfectly fine Dr Banks shoots the patient to keep Oscar on his 100% correct deaths score. It sounds really funny.

 some guy called in to say that Robin’s story was genius but because Robin was hurt i had to pick up the phone and i was talking to him untill Robin cut into my call saying how he was dead and i was like well your not dead cuz your talking but why are you cuting into my phone call just go back on the floor where you were this is my call.

7:45

Well it was my turn to tell everyone about what hapend when I went into hospital for my little procedure when they had to shove a camera down my throat to look around in my stomach. Well first off they numbed the back of my throat with some spray thing so that I don’t feel anything going down and then they injected some drug in me that made me a little bit dozey just so that I dint hurt as much but it hurt EVEN WORSE because the doctor got blood EVERYWERE When he tried to inject me with this drug (I was thinking wow this should be good) The camera was as fat as my thumb The shoved it down and I could feel it when they were moving it around my stomach, I was heaving but because I dint eat for 13 hours nothing was coming out They pulled it out then they were looking at me strangely for some reason and then they gave me biscuits to eat because they felt sorry for me They told me that I had nothing wrong with me because of that drug would apparently “make me make horrible decisions” like join the French Foreign Legion and im thinking how can I do that? Im not even French! But they wouldn’t let me come here by my self.

8:10

Ocean called in and Ocean was a girl that we met outside the station by the recption area because she was handing out flyers for a fashion show that she was modeling for and she was a hot model so Robin wanted to bring her on the show as a little surprise for Alan but when Robin told the boss what we had planed for this model to do, the boss wouldnt allow us to bring the girls in which was a shocker, but she called in to plug her show and it was somthing about a fashion show in Birmnigham on Saturday at the Town Hall at 5:30 and everyone should go. i wanted to flirt with this chick but i have a very beautiful girlfriend that i love very much soo i dint flirt or anything!

8:20

Well it was time to do Alans quiz thing that he wanted to do about the Grand National. what kind of person would wanna tune in on their weeknight and listen in about the grand national???NO ONE WOULD! its just boring, its an event thats done once a year and it lasts 10 minutes then everyone forgets about it! untill the year after, so i said theres no point doing it because no one would call in and no one called untill a light went off on our computers and some guy called John had a question got Alan and i think John is Alan’s friends thats the only reason why this guy called in with an easy question.

Well Robin started to ask Alan a bunch of questions about the grand national and you know what this guy was answering them like there was no tommorow and he was geting them all right untill this kid called Oliver called in to ask Alan “who won the Gran National race THIS YEAR” and this years race hasn’t been yet so Alan thought that Oliver was talking about last years race but NO IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! so Alan got one wrong sooo he got 90% of the answer correct so he is not perfect but he is preety damn good! mind you i bet i could of got every single question right :p

8:50
well as Alan was about to leave the show as he was on from 8-9pm Robin had a very special gift to Alan to say thank you, so all of a sudden i see Robin get up from his seat and go to the edge of the desk, bend over and pick up an old but yet small TV and he gave it to Alan as a gift to say thank you for beeing such a star on our show. Alan was over the moon when Robin handed the TV i think he might dump it on the side of the street as soon he walks out the building.

9:20

Joe called to help Robin about his facebook dillema and she told that his www.robinbanks.co.uk page is working fine and then i told her kick up www.theothegreek.com to see if its working ans eh said yes its working fine so then i said to her ok what about www.theothegreek.co.uk then Robin yelled out “NO joe dont do that!, its Theo’s gay page” then i was like no mate its not then she typed in www.gaypage.com thinking that, that was my facebook page then i was like NOOOO THATS NOT MY PAGE and robin was like YES IT IS, GO THERE!!!

9:50

Thin Casey called in to do his bit on the radio bit and i was like what your gonna slowly replace me with Thin casey? and Robin said yes thats the plan and then Thin Casey had a little story about how these people probably in China how that invented this machine that goes in Offices that transfers normal paper into toilet roll, and how you use 45 pieces of paper to make 1 bog roll and this machine costs 65 grand and im thinking why waste that much money? you can just use paper for toilet paper or as Casey said just use your hand. then i suggested that me and Casey should do a show together but id have to run it because i think that Casey is rubish.

Apparently i got fired! Well since I wasn’t here yesterday because I was in the hospital, Robin told everyone that he fired me! How could he do that? Well anyway scott called in to say how he started crying last night because he thought that i got fired and he thinks that im funny and that I should never get fired. Well Scott im sure ill get fired one day, when that will be I do not know….

 Thats all from me. now im gonna go and eat some McDonalds and go crazy on the train on my way to Birmingham

Peace xxxx

 Theooooo

7:25

Over the weekend Robin went over to Ireland for his brothers little daughters christening which Robin was the godfather. Well apparently to go Ireland you dint need to have a passport you just needed some kind of photo i.d like driver liecnse or somthing like that but no, not anymore on friday night when Robin went to check in online and he had to put passport details, well he put his in allright but when he went to put in his childs bride details in her passport was out of date by a year so he put the date shown on the passport but he put 2010 for the year not 2009 and it worked fine. so the next they go to Birmingham Airport all fine and they get through security all ok the go to Ireland without anyone noticing anything, i mean you would think that out of all the countries in the world Britain would be smarter and security would be alot better than that surely….bur when they were coming back the security guard at Shannon Airport in Ireland noticed that the passport was out of date and the had to deport Robin and his missus back to the UK….

so what have we learnt today children???

UK Airports are not that great at security and also

Irish Airports notice these things….very good lesson learnt!

7:40

A new study found that 90 PERCENT of our paper money has traces of cocaine on it. A group of scientists tested money from more than 30 cities in the United States, the UK, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan . . . and currency in the U.S. and the U.K had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent. Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest . . . between 12 and 20 percent.

So what did we learn from this???? Everyone has drug money….

 7:45
Robin showed me a funny video of 2 convicts trying to escape from prison in New Zealand, they are handcuffed together and erm…well have a look for your self….

 
8:00
Robin Brouht to us that there’s a chance your parents have started using their mobiles to exchange NAKED PHOTOS of themselves. Im saying YOUR parents because MY parents are over 50 and have NO IDEA how to even turn on a mobile phone

According to Robin, there are a few reasons why sexting appeals to older people:

1.) It’s “naughty,” which makes them feel young and vital.

 2.) You can do it anywhere, and it’s an easy way to flirt when you have a busy schedule.

 3.) And it feels like there’s less at stake than if you’re having a face-to-face conversation, which allows some people to act bolder than they might otherwise.

we called Robins mum to see if she sends any naughty pictures on her mobile phone because i thought that she did because everytime we call he she sounds a little bit flirty so we called her and Robin asked her if she sends any pictures and she said yes yes i do then robin was like WHAT to men??? his mum was like No what men have i got in my ife!? i only have you and your brother, so Robin got all these dirty images of his mum sending naked pictures from her phone….LOL i was wrong but i still scared Robin for life….

8:20

Robin helped all the men out there that have any type of women in their lives . . . how many times has this happened. Everything is perfectly fine with your lady . . . until all of a sudden she blindsides you by turning into a cranky, hormonal monster? Sorry ladies, but its true! Well now there’s a website . . . called PMSBuddy.com . . . where you can sign up for a monthly reminder that it’s about to be your lady’s “time” so you’ll never be taken by surprise again.

You can sign up for this service HERE

Or ou can just do what I do….organise NOT to see her when she is on! That means you get more quality Xbox time that you despreatly need and also you don’t have your lady screaming down your ears for put the wrong socks on in morning. SIMPLES…I am here to help!

9:10

We got Alan on the phone and if you dont know who Alan is, Alan is the dude thatcame in on Fridays show and he was supose to be a guest star for Tim Shaw’s show but he came in 3 hours before he was supose to soo we got him in here and he was all over the place (in a good way) he was a great guy so we gave him a call to ask him to come back on Tuesday but he said no i cant do Tuesday how about Wednesday??? so thats when his coming down and Robin said after your done with us we will hand you over to Caroline Martin for The Sancuary.

 9:20

Well we called these girls back that txt us in during the show and the text said “Hii its isobella and im at sleeep over and we just wanted too say we love you!!! And you are really fit! Love you bye xxx p.s will u marry us!xx” so Robin asked me who do you think its about Me (Robin) or You Theo the Greek i said erm….Me soo i was like well lets just hope that shes over 18 because we dont want any more legal stuff on us soo i said to Robin to not even say hello to just straight away ask how old they were but we got some women on the bloody answer phone!!!

 Thats it from me…now im off to go and have a camera down my F*CKING THROAT!

bye xxxxxxxxxxxx

Theo