Theo The Greek – 29th of March

7:10
Faye called up to ask us WTF was that tune that we plaid at the start of the show and it was a parody that Robin did of Owl City – Fireflies and it was all about our show it was really good. Robin’s voice actually sounded really good. the song will be uploaded on the BRAND NEW PODCAST!!! that we are doing. YES were gonna start a podcast and whats gonna hapen is that on Friday i will be uploading a 20minute Audio of the best bits of the week on iTunes for EVERYONE to download and listen back to. preety cool huh? well ill be doing this and it will be quite funny because i will be doing a voice over type of thing on it, soo ill try and make funny.

7:20
Robin showed me a pictured on www.robinbanks.co.uk and it was a picture of a guy bending over on a table while ROBIN is standing there LOOKING AT HIS BEAR BUM CHEEK. Robin showed me this on air soo i was like what the hell is that? is there somthing your not telling me Robin? anyway Robin got the dude that was bending over on the phone and his name was James Hamilton soo i was like James WHY WHY WHY WHY and apparently James was honored to have Robin’s signature on his ass! i asked James if the pen sliped a little bit and went into other places and James said no but his girlfriend wont go anywere near him.

7:30
Alan Caddick gave us a call to ask me were i was on Friday because i dint make an apperance and i told Alan that i got in trouble with the girlfriend and Alan asked me what hapened and i said im not telling you Alan so leave me alone! Robin said well if i tell you all this once then i wont need to mension it again and i said no then Robin asked Alan what he thought that it was and Alan said i bet Theo asked her to do an Anagram of my name. me and Robin were like :/ what you on about Alan anagram with your name? Lana? Laan? THEN IT HIT ME ANAL!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this call will be on the PODCAST at the end of the week. MUST LISTEN!!!

8:00

I was on the train coming in today and this couple came in and I thought that they were Greek because the man was wearing a gold chain bold head and a moustache, so what I did to check was that I got my phone out and pretended like I was talking to my dad in Greek to see if they reacted to it but no NOTHING. We arrived at Birmingham new Street and the man from the couple asked me to escort them to the right platform for them to get the next Nottingham train and guess what, they were IRISH! and the mans names was paddy a good old irish name I dint catch the womens name but anyway I was trying to get them to the right place but that meant me walking all around Birmingham new street trying to find the rite platform for the Nottingham train and I ended up getting lost in the train station then I realised that It was getting late soo I just pointed them to the right direction and left. Robin sais soo did u point them to the right direction?No mate they got on a London Euston train and I slowly walked off.

Paddy will not be happy!

thats all peeps.

Theo xxxxxxxx

Theo The Greek Update – 23rd of March

7:10
Robin gave me a call because i was late coming in but i told him to chill out because people were wanting my autograph and stuff like that, i cant just tell them to go away! I had a good excuse plus! i bumped into Dunkhole one of Robin Shaw’s producers he’s my favourite out the 3 producers that he has. The other 2 are just weird. I also seen Clair the News girl she’s cool i like her.

7:30
40-year-old Sharon Hancox and Nicola Hutin are a lovely “ladies who love the other laydees” couple from Swansea, Wales. Recently, they tied the knot in a small civil union ceremony then proceeded to get completely wasted at the reception. At some point in the evening, Nicola got into a fistfight with another woman. It was broken up by the club’s doorman . . . a guy named David Jenkins. In defence of her woman, Sharon came over and started cursing at David, before flashing her BREASTS at him, and bashing him in the head with a high-heel shoe. Long story short, Sharon was arrested and convicted of common assault last week. As punishment, she’s been sentenced to a year of probation, 60 hours of community service, and fines. To be honest, the only reason I’m even running with this is because both Sharon and Nicola are so remarkably unattractive. I realise that’s pretty cold, and I’m not proud of myself . . . but I’m not apologizing either.)

7:50
As much as i hate twilight Robin made me put this on the blog, its something about a scene that has been all over the internet. i seriously don’t understand what the hole fuss is about the main character is jsut UGLY!! but heres the video…IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!….is it because im Greek?

8:00
we got Jordan E on the phone for some more fight words and she couldn’t say anything but one thing is for damn sure on May 22nd im gonna KICK HER ASS!!! She was trying to be mean but seriously she has to much a sweet voice to word fight me. plus im really good at it! but i will beat her at the Wrestling match at Radford Social Club in Coventry in a couple of months

Some guy called and he wouldn’t say hello so i accidently burped, and it was really loud then Robin had the courage to go up with me in a burping competition and what a great mistake he did!!! Robin dint manage to get a decent burp out his big fat belly and some 18 and a half year old student managed to kick his ass at it! then we started to get a load of text and challenges on my burping. like if i could play the theme tune to friends and if i could do the alphabet so then Robin asked to do it and i was like what now!? i don’t even know the alphabet i need to google it! so then i did and i bloody killed it, it was sooo good Robin even put it as a video file and posted on www.robinbanks.co.uk my stomach hurts now .

There’s a new website that can answer one of the biggest questions in every relationship: Are you WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING to be with your boyfriend or girlfriend??? The site is called www.candobetter.com, and the concept is pretty simple: Anyone can upload a picture of themselves and the person they’re dating. Then the masses get to take a look at the photo of the couple and vote on whether the girl can do better, the guy can do better, or if they’re a perfect match.

BYEEEEEEEEE

Theo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXX

Theo The Greek Update – 18th of March

7:10
In 2007, a retirement home opened in Mexico City called the House of the Beautiful Flowers. It’s just like any other retirement home except for one thing . . .erm…well, how do I put this. This House of beautiful flowers is a special home but All of its residents are former and current PROSTITUTES. YES THEY ARE ALL OLD, The founder, 51 year old Carmen Munoz . . . a former prostitute herself. She says there are 23 women living at the home . . . all between the ages of 60 and 85 . . . and some of them are still working as hookers, charging as little as £3 for action That’s cheap! Even for a former hooker like me.

7:20
Nick gave us a call and he told us that he was at an Indian restaurant and he ordered some Mango chutney with Curry and for pudding he ordered a Chocolate log then that gave Robin a nice little window to talk about Cholocate…LOGS if u get what i mean. Robin asked Nick if he likes having a Chocolate log and Nick said oh yes love em, and apparently so does Robin WHO WOULD OF NEW!! Robin then asked when is Nick more likely to have Chocolate log and Nick said around christmas time, Robin said that last time he had a Chocolate log was just before the show and he is most likely to have a Chocolate log everyday. Nick said oh well you better be carefull because he might get fat but Robin said NO i actually loose weight when i have a Chocolate log

7:30
I got some girls number from Salty you know everyones favourite around here, i love him, anyway Salty was talking to this girl thats on work expirience but we never see her because sheson in the mornings but apparently she is a big fan of this show so Robin gave her a call to say hello and her name is Jessie and Robin put on a sexy voice just for jessie and he started to chat her up and she was like who is this and trying to act all innocent but it wasnt really working out to good for her then she just went along with it and Robin pulled! i was like WOW not bad.

7:50
Jordan E gave us a call to tell us that she wanted a rematch with me just to kind of get my Self asteem back and Robin said yes Theo is defo up for a fight i was like REAAALY, AM I!!??? Yes you are Theo u have no choice said Robin. Jordan E said to us that its on the 22nd of May and that i should train up becuase she is gonna kick my ass, she told us that she heald back alot when we had our first encounter and she wanted to kick my ass in a wreslting ring, as if the studio wasnt enough of a beating for me.

8:15
Will gave us a call to say why Irish people say “Top’o the morning to ya!” well that was my chance to speak Irish to him and i told him that Irish people dont actually say that, its just what you hear in movies its not actually real! Irish people say “How’ya u well?” “Grand, Grand, Grand” not Top’o the morning to ya. comon Will get with it love!

8:30
i got to sing along to You’ve the Love and i had so much fun doing, becuase i dint hold back and i totaly went for it and it sounded good….i think lol i know that i had fun soo thats all that matters.

Nuff love gangstas

peaceeee

Theoooooooooooo xxx

Theo The Greek Update – 17th of March

7:10

Well when we started Robin was angry when we started because it was St Patricks day and EVERY radio dj was talking about it! he was not pleased because then that meant that he could not talk about it since every other person was soo then obviosly he hit the Irish Music and he screamed on top of his lungs because he was happy that it was St Paddys day.

7:20

The telephone lines here went crazy because we were messing around with them today just before the show and for some reason when calls were coming in the voice of the person talking on their mobile phone went really deep and buch and it sounded like it went through a bunch of effects. so we thought we would have a little bit of with it and i had to say “Robin Banks Everyday From 7, hes great” and it sounded really Robot like, so then we had an idea to call Tom Ross, so we did and i told him that i was hes bigest fan but what Robin forgot to do is make the call Private so Tom new that we were calling him from the studios and he spoted me after about 5 seconds of me talking to him, he even new that i was talking to him for some reason. Tom gave me a nickname and he always calls me Stavros for some reason and i think he new it was me because no one has the balls to mess with him because he comes across as a big hard but hes a little teddy ebar really.

7:30

Robin plaid the second part of the audio and it was Me again and we called the radio station and the Secretary picked up the phone and i said that i wanted to complaint about this Radio show and that Robin Banks is absolute trash and that Theo The Greek has the most annoying voice and they should be off the radio and then the Secretary said erm… ok give me your name and Number and ill get David Lloyd which is the big boss here and he will give you a call back.

7:50
Some girl Joane gave us call to tell us that she is sad that she is going work and she wanted me and Robin to keep her company so then Robin asked for her second name and she said Edwards now i was like hmm that rings a bell then Joanne said that i might know her better by her other name Jordan E i was thinking OHHH SH*T shes the women that came to wrestle me in the studio then she said that she was doing a fundraser for the teenage cancer trust and she doing like a charity wresteling match and i was like WTF theirs no way im getting in a wrestleing ring with her! because i have a feeling that im gonna loose again. then she said that if i did do it and i won then Robin would make me tea and coffee and be very nice to me for a whole week and then she said that if i won she would get her hair shaved off! i was thinking hmmm but i still dont wanna do it then Robin told her to call back tommrow and make it hapen because obviosly i get forced to do things that i dont wanna do.

8:20
Greg gave us a call and he is a trucker and todays truck apparently is not very big its only 26 tons! is that it 26 tons!? if thats not big then what is????Greg called to give big props to Robin because he was on the Sancuary last night with Caroline Martin about hes past drug and alcohol addiction and he was on their for about 40 minutes just talking about how he started and how he ended and greg just called to say big up to Robin about leaving his dirty habit behind im and moving on which is actually a preety cool thing to do.

8:50

Who would you miss the most if they were away?? Your dog or your partner??? Most people would probably say your dog (im talking about the animal, not referring to your women as a dog lol). You see my mum got a very cute 1 year old Springer Spaniel is the cutest thing ever, he’s name is Scam…like Scampi (we own a chip shop you see, it’s a fair name) But every time I take him for a walk he is very boring because he never runs around and you cant play with him, all he ever does is sniff around for bloody hours and hours and every time you shout his name he ignores you (its not because his name is silly, its just because he is to busy sniffing grass) and even when you try to give him treats he doesn’t want them and he is just a boring dog! But According to a new survey, 1 in 3 of us admit they miss their pet more than their partner when they’re out of town. And 2 in 3 say that when they’re traveling, they feel guiltier leaving their dog behind than they do their family and friends. 1 in 3 dog owners say they’ve had an entire “conversation” with their pet. And even though not a single word was spoken, they both understood how the other was feeling.

2 in 3 pet owners say their dog is more dependable than their closest friends.

70% would rather unwind by taking a walk with their dog than hanging out with friends.9 in 10 pet owners say their dog . . . not their family members . . . is happiest to see them after a hard day at work. And just as many say their dog is most likely to notice if they’ve had a tough day.

9:30

Shannon gave us a call because she txt us saying Robin and Theo Call me now!! so we thought oh Sh*t what we done now. we better call her. so we did and she had beef with Robin because he was supose to play her Beyonce and Cherryl Cole on Monday but he dint and then he blamed it on me BUT I WASNT IN ON MONDAY SO HA!!!! so Robin felt so guilty that he plaid both songs that he forgot to play on monday just for Shannon

There you go! another day of Fun for you and me. bye xxxxxxxxxxx

Theo

Theo The Greek Update – 16th Of March

7:40

Robin talked to us about coming out the closet yes in the gay way but it was very weird because it wasnt about young teenagers doing that but this story was for OLD PEOPLE!! yes old people. Apparetnly more old people by the age of 50-60 are now coming out the closet like never before now that is just weird not weird because their gay but because they are really old and all the images in my head are just to crazy!!!

8:15
Josh gave us a call because and he was wispering but we had no idea why he was wispering then he said that he couldnt hear us tonight because he listens to Mercia and their was a Coventry City game going on over on the end so we were not on Mercia, becaus everytime theirs football they just forget ALL about us and they put crapy footie on! but we told Josh to head over to Wyvern were he could hear us there or Beacon Shropshire which ever one he chose was good, but then after Robin plaid a couple of tunes Josh was still there! He was swearing at us but everytime he swore he pressed downa key so it sounded like we bleeped him out, it sounded realy good very unique i thought.

Robin was trying to tell us these 5 rudest things that people do while eating food

1) SPLITTING SOMETHING, THEN TAKING THE BIGGEST HALF.

I do that only I offer to the other person which half they would prefer but I always try and force them to get the smallest bit.

2) ASKING FOR THE FIRST OR LAST BITE OF ANYTHING.
The first bite is ok but the last! Now that’s just plain damn rude!

3.) STEALING CHEESE OFF THE PIZZA.
Erm…I never do this. I don’t even like cheese

4.) SAMPLING CHOCOLATES IN THE BOX.
I swear to god, it wasn’t me mum it was my little nephew, hes 8months old, no teeth and cant stand up to him self. (she dint believe me, such a good excuse)

5.) TAKING A CRUSTLESS BITE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE’S SANDWICH.
Hahaha this is just funny, if your gonna do this please please take a bite from the edge not the middle, because the middle is the best bit.

9:10
Tracy gave us a call to tell us her spider story when she got out the shower and she was talking about beeing half naked trying to get the spider and also she was explaining was she was wearing and Robin was getting a little bit to excited and he offered to go round her house, it was preety funny if you like that sort of thing but it was werid just sitting there looking at Robin getting all excited :/

9:10

Well Robin was going through the huge playlist that we have to pick music out from and he landed on a classic song which was Boom Shake Shake The Room! By Will Smith and he looked at me with a cheeky smile and he said, shall we play it. Straight away I was like omg YES!!! So he loaded it up and I was thinking of all these memories that this song brought to me and how great this song is. I remember about 4-5 years ago me and my Big brother used to go around the England to all these Clay Pegieon Shooting competitions like once every 2 weeks and he always had a cd that we used to listen to just before we were about to start the competition just to kind of get us in the angry mood that we should be in, and this song was in that CD along with Bon Jovi – Its My Life and also Vanila Ice – Ice Ice Baby (don’t ask why, It just was!) and My brother always used to try to rap the lyrics to Boom Shake Shake The Room but he couldn’t never do it properly. So I thought why not get him on the phone and he could try to rap these lyrics, only this time he wont just be doing it he will be doing to our MASSIVE audience of 10 people. Obviosly it’s a step up from 1 person which was me to 10, anyway we gave hm a call and he wouldn’t do it. He said that he couldn’t remember the lyrics and that he dint wanna do it. After I rapped the lyrics my self (which I think I actually pulled off preety damn good ) I took him off air and I called him horrible names and one of those names is a dirty word to call a women Va-jay-jay…im sure you all know what I mean…anyway here are the lyrics that he should of rapped but I did it instead..

yo back up now and give a brother room
the fuse is lit and I’m about to go boom
mercy mercy mercy me
my life is a cage but on stage I’m free
hyped up syched up ready for wil’in’
standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip ‘em around and then I work that booty
work the body work work the body
slow down girl you’re ’bout to hurt somebody
oh and yo let’s get just one thing clear
there’s only one reason why I came here
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Chorus:
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
tic-tic-tic-tic Boom!

IM OUT!!!!! one love.xxxxxxxxxxxx

Theo The Greek Update – 10th of March

7:10

WOOHOOO Today it was non other than Chuck Norris’s 70th birthday and i was soooo excited because i had a song for him and everything and jokes! i mean today has to be the most excited i have ever been to come on air to you good people. The song about Chuck Norris that i had ready was for after 8pm but it was really good and the jokes that we had were funny so we couldnt hold it in.

The joke was all about how great Chuck Norris is and just to say Happy Birthday to the legend him self, but the jokes were just hilarious!!! these are a couple of Chuck Norris gags that me and Robin had lined up.

If you spell Chuck Norris at Scrabble you win…FOREVER

Chuck Norris can complete a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves

Chuck Norris CAN Judge a book by its cover

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pijammas to bed

The Original title for Alien Vs Predator was Alien and Predator VS CHUCK NORRIS

The only element chuck norris believes in, is the element of suprise

If Chuck Norrris had 5, and you had 5. Chuck Norris would have more money than you!

Chuck norris can slam revolving doors Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin… Its
decendants today are known as giraffes

When Chuck noriss does a press up, he doesnt move up, he pushes the world down

Chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes scared of the dark, because the darks
scared of him

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said “say please”,

We kept it going for ages.

The original title for Alien Vs Predator was alien and predator vs chuck norris

Chuck norris has 2 speeds walk and kill

Chuck Norris is the reason why Osama Binladen is still hiding.

There are no steriods in football just people that Chuck Norris breathed on.

Superman and Chuck Norris had a competition on who has the most testicles, Chuck Norriswon….BY 5

Chuck Norris can make an Onion Cry

Im sorry i could go on for days!

8:30

Well i got a chance to work with the thunders on non smoking day and i had to dress up as a fag. Yes a fag! it was quite good to be honest it started off boring but i made the best of it and i ended up having a great time with all the thunders team. I got to talk to everyone that was walking around and i got to go on stage to perform queen i want to break free and i had to wear a pink t-shirt a wig and a moustache it was quite good i had fun you can get the pictures on www.theothegreek.com

a little bit short today sorry about that but ive been all over the place

have a good day/night

Theo xxxxx

Theo The Greek Update – 8th of March

7:10

I come in 10 minutes late and Robin goes crazy at me and im thinking, mate you called me like 15minutes ago telling you that i was gonna be late! well anyway Dobbo the producer that works on Caroline’s show well he walks in and sais, allright erm…your special guest is here. im thinking WTF we only just started and you allready have a guest in that once again i dont know anything about!? Robin was like “erm…yeaa” im thinking SH%T what is it this time? so i went out to get him and i to be honest i was hoping that it was gonna be someone like Beyonce or Calvin Harris or Pixie Lot but NO he was no Pixie Lot. His name is Stuart and he works at Asda, what kind of A list celeb works at Asda, well anyway he was in for this charity for Cystic Fibrosis and they are organising to do a sponsored sky dive and i was thinking OMG can i do it!? when i asked everyone ignored me so i was thinking erm…ok so then Stuart went on about this fundraising thing and how hes raising money and i was thinking cool so hes here to advertise his charity and he was, but he was about to leave Stuart and Robin was fighting over who should tell me this secret, and im thinking OH SH*T what now! is this dude a secret wrestler or somthing? but no they told me that IIIIII WAS GONNA DO THE SKY DIVE! at this point Robin was hoping that i was scared about doing it and saying no and not going throught it but i was really excited because ive always wanted to do it which left Robin in a weird position weather we should do it or not because this was somthing that i actually wanted to do.

7:30

Robin asked us all Is it OK for men to cry? And if so . . . where’s the cut-off point? Like if a guy cried at his brother that died yes fair enough but what if he cried at some person that he worked with? Is that weird or not? Or what about if men cried at chick flicks like mean girls when the blond girl gets ran over by a bus. Would it be ok to cry to that?

Yelli gave us a call to tell us that she thinks that men dont cry enough and women cry when they have to and so should men BUT Yelli thats just a lie, Women cry at everything and anything. weather its a scary film they cry, a chick flick they cry, they watch Take Me Out and they cry. anything! Yelli said that it would be nice if men cried more often but seriously if your man cried alot you would him bad names like PU***Y and stuff like that and you would leave him because he would cry when Nemo and his dad got re-united again at the end of the film. HEY i got a joke for ya!!! Why do women watch Naughty Movies till the end??? to see if the couple gets married. lol

8:10
Dung Dang gave us a call to say thank you for keeping her company when she was in the hosptial last week for a couple of days. She was so happy with us thaty she came all the way down to the studio to give us both a little present, but because i was late that means that Robin got his hands on my present before i did, which means that somthing bad must of hapened to it, and it did! we both got Heart shaped chocolate with our names on it and Robin had hes very own one but NO HE HAD TO EAT MINE! so when i got mine half my chocolate heart was gone.

8:30
Robin gave us what I think it’s a pile of rubbish of a story because, apparently kids play better at sports when their parents are their watching them, now this is the part where I go to say that researchers went off and did some tests and they all came back and said that they were all correct but NO I am against this story because I think that this rubbish. Everytime you go to see your child play, your child feels like he HAS TO PLAY WELL! So by thinking OH MY GOD, I have to play good for my parents they actually end up playing crap. Yes it’s a nice feeling when your parents are their suporting you but its pushing you to play well but at the same time your soooo focused on playing well that you end up doing the exact oposite thing. Just the way I feel. But lets face it im probably wrong.

9:10
Well this is the part of the blog were I talk about the weird story that Robin brings to the table and today is no different. This is the story about 37-year-old Megan Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend, when she accidentally slammed into another car, causing minor injuries to the driver and two passengers. What do you think she was doing to cause this accident! No she was not fixing her make up, she is not cutting her hair, she is not on the phone, she is not texting, she was shaving her bikini line! While driving! How stupid is that! She was about to meet her boyfriend so she thoughtshe would get ready for him. So you choose to shave your self while driving? Very very smart! The police man on the scene said “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it . . .”

9:30
We got a load of txt from random people saying hello to ME which was quite nice because im usualy the guy that gets teased on the show and its nice when people are nice to me. We got a txt from this guy and it said “I just wana say rob and theo tha” does anyone get it? well we thought OH WOW this guy is actually flying to Moscow so we gave him a bell and he said its a joke, like when your on the phone to somone and you really wanna go but you cant so you say “im catching a flight to russia, Moscow” as in Must -Go get it!! its no bad he had a couple more and they were “im having breakfast right now, cheerio” as in BYE!! then i had one. im having breakfast,coco pops. does anyone get it!!?? =D i am sooo funny.

Thats all blog biatches! more tommorow.

theo x-xxxx

Theo The Greek Update – 4th of March

7:10

Robin was in a public toilets today… you know one of thos big ones with 8 cubicles… and the one on the end… the door was closed… cause that’s always the one to go for if you want a secret poop anyway it’s always silent in the toilets when there’s someone locked inside a cubicle… cause you know they’re pinching their cheeks just waiting for you to leave… so here’s what you do… finish your toilet, wash your hands…. dry them then go to the door and open it… then shut it but don’t go out!!!

when they (and they will) start making noises… just start coughing (cough)… and leave… best fun ever!!! This happened to me today actually and its werid because when I go for a secret poop everyone decides to come in the toilet and have a wee or wash their hands!

7:15
This guy from Northern Ireland called Shaggy phones up to complaint about my Irish accent and that it was horrible! im like WTF as if you said that i have the best Irish accent in the WORLD!!! this guy is from Northern Ireland he is practicly British he cant judge my Irish accent, even though its amazing you dont need to be judging dude! then while i was really about to go at him he said the B word, that rhymes with collocks if thats a word. but he said that so we had to ditch him because he swore. Not so big now are ya Shaggy!!??

7:30
Paul Martyn came in and he plays the saxophone and i gota say he looks like a preety cool guy BUT he cant play any Calvin Harris wtf what kind of Musician can’t play any Calvin Harris. He can play preety much everything else BUT Calvin Harris, at this point im not a very happy bunny. We shall see what else Paul brings to the table. Paul told us that he is the best of the best at what he does, he is an amazing wedding singer that gets alot of ass! Suzy gave us a bell and asked Paul if he can play the Butonmoon Theme Tune and he new how to play it! So Paul played the theme tune that Suzy wanted and he nailed it! then i gave him another artist to play and its my new favourite song and its called Are you gonna bang doe and its my favourite little saying and everything its great and Paul nailed the hook it was preety cool actually.

Well for the scouting for girls competition was a little bit diffrent today because we got Paul to play the tune that you had to guese and he nailed it! we called Dung Dang because she was in the Hospital because she went to get her appendix out yesterday so we thought we could give her a call and try to cheer her up so Paul played Fields of gold for her and she loved it!

Robin messed up a mix that he tried to do at the end of Ready for the weekend with In my Head and he totaly messed up the mix and i got really angry because we have a couple of listeners and we sont wanna loose them because of some stupid mix that Robin tried to do, so i had to appologise to all our 4 listeners…just had to be done im sorry.

Does anyone know the phrase “are you gonna bang doe?” i think its amazing and its sooo catchy. Robin dint seem to like it because he is very old, and he thought that it was some sort of bad word so i thought hell no im not gonna have Robin think that sooo what i did i called the only women in the world that i never swore in front of and i what i did i caled my mum and i said to her “Are you gonna bang doe?” and she was laughing her head of bless her. that prooves that its not a bad word but the funniest phrase ever!!!

9:10
Well it was time up for Paul and he had to go but he sang Kings Of Leon sex on fire and when he was singing he was doing the weirdest and funniest face EVER!!!

9:20
Helen called to tell us if we were happy about the England score last night and Robin was like i dint reallyb care because im from Ireland and it turned out that Helen’s parents are from Ireland so that meant one and only one thing….MY IRISH ACCENT!! i did my full on Irish accent and you know what i get this buzz everytime i do it, its just great! Helen said that she loves it when i put my accent the Robin corrected her and said to her that he is begining to think that i might actually have some Irish in me which is funny and from now on i will be known as Theo The Irish!!!

That it!!!! have a good weekend everyone xxxxxxxxxxx

Theo The Greek Update – 3rd of March

7:10

Alan gave us a call to talk to us and Robin told us that Alan got fired from every other radio station that he calls because he calls preety much every station, every day so we had to tell him that he wasn’t allowed to call us anymore because he calls everyone else. Today he called us and he told us that he is exculsive to out show, so now he is allowed to call us again.

7:20
Well twitter has gone crazy!! Robin was on the internet looking at dirty pictures of naked women and he landed on a cats twitter page, don’t know how that hapend but its just did. Anyway this cat has over a million followers! Everyone is following the life a stupid little cat! I have 200 followers and I a person, this is a kitten and IT has more followers than me, how is that suppose to help me with my self esteem issues? If you wanna follow this cat feel free to do so…..

www.twitter.com/sockington

follow me as well GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

www.twitter.com/theothegreek

7:30
Well i asked my teacher if Robin could come into my college to talk to my hole class about what he does and try to inspire some young minds. Now bear in mind that the teachers that i asked, well they wont stop slagging off good old Robin because they all think that hes fake and that what he does is preety crap and they all think that they are amazing. This subject has made my teachers hate me because Robin gave me a start to my career and i dont let anyone say one bad word about him. So i dont care who it is, even my teachers i will shout at them and tell them to shut the f**k up.