30th April 2010 -
In this weeks podcast: Robins gay confession, The M6 song, Lil Muppet, The Roll Call, The condom wind up on Caroline Martin & The Sanctuary, what Caroline has to say about Robins sex performance and freekin loads and loads more…
Week 4 Podcast now online here: www.brmb.co.uk/robinbankspodcast
26th April 2010 -
In this weeks podcast: Loads of Theo The Greek shouting when he introduces the items… we do apologise and we have had a word with him about it… he assures us that he is actually embarrassed when he listened to it, but it was too late it was uploaded… please do NOT judge the show on this podcast! Phew…
Week 3 Podcast now online here: www.brmb.co.uk/robinbankspodcast
16 April 2010 -
In this weeks podcast: more about Theo’s fight with female wrestler Jordan E, listen to Lil’ Muppet and hear Theo’s take on Rihanna’s “Rude Boy”… and so much freekin’ more!
Week 2 Podcast now online here: www.brmb.co.uk/robinbankspodcast
The new podcast is launched and Theo The Greek is in charge of it. Robin had to give him a title and keep him happy so he’s completely in charge of the podcast! Theo is now the Podcast Producer.
Week 1 (10th April 2010) Now available for download at www.brmb.co.uk/robinbankspodcast
Well for the start of the show Robin got Mellisa on the phone and he found her on Twitter and she never listened to the show! im think why the hell would you get her on air if she doesnt know who we are, but Robin had a very good reason because what he thought he would get Mellisa to listen to our show and review it, and she can truly tell us what she thinks about the show and she can be brutaly honest! that way when she tells us the bad things we can work on them and to turn them into good things.
We called Mellisa back just after 8:00pm and we asked her what she thought about the show and she said that she was quite surprised with the whole show and she loved the music, she said NO to Alan Caddick, she likes Lil Muppet and she thinks theirs to many Adds. Some really good points there and best of all, i dint get slaged off which is a first! so i might not be messing everything up which is a good sign.
7:20
We got Alan on the show because its the Grand National tommorow and Alan knows everything about the Grand National so we got him in to tell us some facts and to tell us who he thinks will win. To be honest i dint really like the idea because i dont really like Alan since i almost my job because of him so i just wanted him in and out! He started to talk about the Grand National and i dint understand a word of what he said but the dude actually knows quite alot about the horses and he reckons that the horse called Character Building is going to win tommorow and also Tricky Trickster and Big Fella Thanks and Snowy Morning have a good chance aswell. if you loose your money blame Alan, i know i will.
8:00
TOP TIGER WOODS THOUGHTS DURING HIS FIRST DAY BACK
Whatever happens, if you win . . . do not do an air hump.— denise
Let’s check out the crowd . . . Had her, had her, had her . . . —- brett
Oh, no . . . my fly’s open. Now the world will think less of me.—- daniel
Wow, I can’t believe I hit such a good shot with a bent 3-iron.— ray
Oh, yes! My phone just vibrated . . . sext message anyone?— laura
Wonder what it’d be like to do it in a sand trap?— carl
I can’t believe all these idiots bought my apology.—
If I win this thing, I can pay another chick to shut her mouth.—- georgie
I hate holding my own shaft.—- tess
9:00
We called Luis Barillas because he emailed us and he is from Guatemala City so we thought we would give him a call and chat with him and apparently the dont say Ariba Ariba Ariba they say things like Chilero or Oh Yeaaa! so i tought him how to say Grand Grand Grand Grand LOL so then we had to go because we were runnning up the Radio Station phone bill and to be honest people here are fliping cheap sooo they might take the money out of Robin’s next paycheck.
That’s All for tonight, if you dint like it, TOUGH!!!! LOL
I love you really
Theo xxx
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7:10
Robin brought in some box thing that recieves a tone from some cars and you can play some audio from this box and people can hear it, im quite lost to be honest but i cant wait to see how this works. the tone that were playing out to the people is my latest parody of Lady Gaga – Telephone. when we tried this we couldnt hear anything because its like a silent tone that went through so we counted on all you to call us and tell us if this worked and guess what, IT DID!! as if that worked. thats soo cool, apparently anyone that tried this they got my parody through there radios! I am truly Amazed!!! we got a bunch of callers saying that it worked on their cars and we had a caller say that it worked on her Pegeuot but she has a new radio soo maybe thats why but we got a call from Nigel and it worked in his Citrone 1999 which is preety cool. ohh and if your wondering. Its not Ilegal, were not sure if we are alowed to do .this and NO i cant have one for my Birthday. soo there you go.
7:20
Alan gave us a bell and he wanted to come in on the show tommorow to talk about the Grand National since we have that coming up. Robin was like ok we will give you 10 minutes i was like well more like 5, and we told him to turn up at 7:00pm not at 3pm again! but then Robin had this amazing idea where he said why not come in as soon as possible so thatg you can meet the boss and the boss can give him a studio tour 
GREAT IDEA ROBIN, THE BOSS LOVES ALAN SO THIS SHOULD BE SOOO MUCH FUN!!!
TOP SIGNS THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION IS FULL OF WOMEN
Earth is a happier place. — robin!! hahaha
It just crashed into Neptune.—- stan
Once a month, the male astronauts won’t leave their rooms.— denise
The only heavenly body it now studies is Gerard Butler.— donna
You can’t mention shining your helmet without being sued for sexual harassment.—- jason
Two days in, the toilet paper is gone.— marky
All of the oxygen is being used up due to incessant talking.—- simon
It’s well-vacuumed.—- joy
Experiments on the effects of nagging in zero gravity. — – mark
Spacewalks have to be scheduled around “Eastenders”.— louise
Someone has to do the ironing! – Steve
Caroline came on our show for some reason because Robin invited her and i had no clue why but it turns out that last night Caroline said that she would rather have Robin NOT ME!! how bad is that! if you seen Robin you would see what im talking about but bloody hell Caroline you should up your standards a little bit! NOT ROBIN!!! But Dobbo said that he would rather have me and to be honest Dobbo is not my kind of guy but you know, not very happy about Caroline.
That’s all from me peoples
Theo xxxxxxxx
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7:10
Well i came into the studio today and i wanted to do something special since we have been of air for a couple of days, so i got in the studio and in about 45minutes i wrote and recorded my new parody which was Lady Gaga – Telephone and i was sooo excited because its a preety big tune and everyone would reconginze it when they heard it so i thought why not. i started to record it and it was going really well, i started to get in to it.The ending i thought was really good, so i told Robin and we plaid it, and because i think that i hyped it soo much it lost from its value and Robin dint like it! i loved it! apparently it was to squeeky or somthing crazy like that.but i like it and i hope i put some smiles on peoples faces. if you were laughing at me and not with me, i really dont mind.
7:20
Robin gave us 6 reasons why big boobs aren’t so great AS IF THERES 6 REASONS!
#1.) If you show any cleavage at all, you’ll always look a little bit slutty.
#2.) If you DON’T show any cleavage at all, you’ll always look a little bit matronly.
#3.) You’re bound to get an embarrassing boob-related nickname . . . like, say, “Juggy.” Or, “Funbags.” Or “Sweater Meats.” Or, “Chesty McGee.”
#4.) Women who are naturally flat-chested are celebrated, but women who are naturally large-chested are called skanks.
#5.) Big boobs are high-maintenance, and eventually, it’s almost guaranteed you’ll have a “wardrobe malfunction.”
#6.) The obsession with boobs is totally arbitrary. whatever that means :/
Mia gave us a call to tell us that she was a 36 GG and she dint like em because they were to big and that most men think that her boobs are her face because they stare at them instead of her face which is preety bad. but Stacie called and her boobs are 36 DD and she loves them, and she also loves to get them out. no comment.
8:00
Faye gave us a call to say that she missed us tonight and we were like awww is it because we werent here Monday and Tuesday? and she was like No im actually missing the show and we were like :O NOOO as if Faye is not listening! she was out chilling with the homies and we were guted because we thought that we were her homies, apparently not!
Greg the Trucker gave us a call and i got to meet Greg on Saturday when i went next door to the dvd shop to rent a film and he was there and he and he recognised me and thought it was because my parents own a chip shop and he was a costumer but nooo it turned out to be Greg The Trucker! i got to talk to Greg and hes a really good guy, i left DVD Shop and i went home then i thought ill go back and get a picture with Greg but by the time i got there Greg was GONE!!! I WAS GUTED! I only wanted proof that i got to meet Greg The Trucker! he always calls our show and The Sancuary.
9:00
The next time your idiot boss catches you messing around on Facebook or YouTube and gets upset . . . you can throw THIS in their face . . .. According to Robin workers who use the Internet for personal reasons at work are 9% MORE productive . . . than those who don’t. That’s right. MORE productive. I think its means that they do more work. A guy named Brent Coker led the study. He says, quote, “People need to zone out for a bit to get back their concentration.”Short and unobtrusive breaks, such as a quick surf of the Internet, enables the mind to rest itself, leading to a higher total net concentration for a day’s work, and as a result, increased productivity.” so if you spent some time on facebook or eBay then you get more work done and you even do it better. but if you get cought on dirty websites, then your on your own!
Hope u enjoyed your selfs, I know I did!!!
Theo xxx
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7:30this hapened to me about a year and its a prank that someone did to me and she was ex at the time and She txt me saying I love you. I new it was april fools day and I new that she was joking. Soo I thought I’d have some fun with her soo what I did is that I txt her back saying. Omg I’m so glad you told me that I love u 2 I think that we should get back together. She txt me back saying what? U seirous? Then I was like It was a mistake braking up with u I’m soooo sorry I wanna get back with u I need u I canot live without u. She said its april fools day I was joking! I was like YOU WHAT!!! I just told u how I felt and ur telling me that u was joking? Well thanks for making me feel like an Idiot! I even got my hopes up i cant bilieve you. and i left it their. that back fired a little bit dint it!?
8:00
I was locked away in a studio all day working on my new parody song and it was Rihhana’s Rude Boy and i called it Greek Boy its quie funny . it will be on the enxt podcats update.
Well Alan gave us a call and Robin told Alan that The big boss here had a word with Robin about Alan and apparently Robin had to choose between me and Alan and he picked Alan soo starting next week im out and Alan is in. sooo i guesse this is the last blog, its been nice and i shall see you somewere down the road.
Goodbye for now.
Theo xxxx love you all
7:20
The top reasons why you watch to much tv
Guys arent worth doing so might as well watch tv. Rabia.x
Michael on way 2 casino. As im addicted 2 gambling i like the flashy lights.
Not enough free competitions on the radio makes watching TV cheaper! Libby
well Robin wanted to confess something and No he dint come out the closet but he is reaaaly close, anyway he wanted to tell everyone that he called the Sancuary last night on our drive back and it was soo funny because Will Bachelor was covering for Caroline Martin and Will was talking about burglars and what the weirdest thing that burglars stole from your house and Robin couldnt help him self but to call in and pretend that he was a burglar and prank Will and it was soo funny i couldnt stop laughing, i was sitting next to Robin while he was on the phone and it was sooo funny Robin put on a voice and pretended that he shops at Marks and Spencers get the full convo at www.robinbanks.co.uk
8:00
Nick called us and we confrenced him with Aimee and it was funny Nick thought her name was Haley and he would not stop calling her Haley then Aimee hung up and Nick said that he forgot to ask her how old she was and if she was single but then Aimee called back and Nick asked but Aimee told him to go away! Story of his life!!!
8:30
We got Alan on the phone because were not here next Monday and Tuesday because were off for a couple of days and we have someone covering for us and his name is Dan Morfit and we got Alan to call Dan and pretend that Alan was the producer for this excuse for a radio show and tell Dan the DO’s and DONT’s to this show. it was quite funny Alan told Dan to ALWAYS answer when Aimee because she calls in like 500 times a night and also you have to ALWAYS catch the vocals of the songs, and ALWAYS talk to Nnnnick for AGES!!! and NEVER drink while your on air and also talk about the future condeders at this years Grand National LOL
Thats all bitches bye xxxxxxxxxxxx
7:20
Ben gave us a shout and i actually met him today! he came into the studios to look around and he poped in the kitchen and he asked for some Orange juice but we had no orange juice, i know how friking crazy!! We had water but that was about it. When we first got this gig Robin called me and he told me and he was like “YEAAA WERE GOT THIS GIG AND ITS SOOO GOOD, THERES A KITCHEN WITH A CHEF AND EVERYTHING” im think OMG a chef!!! then i get here for the first time and i walk in the kitchen and there was NOTHING! there was 2 vending machines but thats about it! Anyhow Ben wanted to meet Robin but at the time me and Robin went in a meeting with the boss and all he did was shout at us about this show but ahhh well we never listen to him anyway. Sorry Ben its all Robin’s fault atleast you got to meet me, even though im not the talent.
7:30
well i was walking in Leicester and i crossed the road and i just hapened to catch a road sign that said Bonners Lane NOW to you it might sound allright BUT to me that sounds a little bit dirty and funny at the same time. Robin started to prove me right that it wasnt dirty and that it was just a normal street name but i couldnt let it go! Then we had a load of peolpe call to say that i was wrong and that Robin was right we even had this dude on the phone that lives just down the road from there and he said that on freshers week one of their tasks is to take out one of the “N”’s from Bonners Lane and then thats when it gets dirty. I still think it sounds dirty.
8:00
how do women get away with not going to the toilet? because lets face it right were all humans, and EVERYONE goes to the toilet for a number 2, but with Men we al brag about it. “i just took a massive SH*T” dont say you dont do it because we all do it but somehow women ALWAYS get away with it! i just dont understand. i always ask my girlfriend and i always end up getting a slap round the face. Robin called his girl to ask her and she preety much told him to go away. Robin uploaded a photo on www.robinbanks.co.uk about the 7 diffrent types of poo and…
Type 1 looks likes Rabbit Poo
Type 2 looks like a Bunch of Grapes
Type 3 Looks like a Corn on the cob
Type 4 looks like a sausage
Type 5 look like chicken nuggets
Type 6 looks like porridge
and Type 7 looks like GRAVY!!!
this is just on those things that if your a man and you really wanna know when your chick goes to the toilet for a number 2 and you end finding out, then your like WHY DID YOU TELL ME!!!
Amy one our regular listeners went out her way and called Foxy and asked him how he was planning on geting us back and Amy was recording all of this and Foxy dint know. Foxy is on brmb from 4-7 just before us and we printed out some size 200 font and we writen on the A4 pages POLICE STOP AND SEARCH DRUGS IN ASH TRAY and we stuck that on the back of his car. check out the full video of what Amy did just there…… http://www.youtube.com/user/BrandNewEyeys
