a little bit of sad news..you know PEZ the sweets? the ones that everyone used to buy when they were like 6 and you pop the sweets into the container and you flip the head for the sweet to come out. well the inventor died today he was 87 years old and his head snaped off

You’re probably either going to admire this or be thoroughly disturbed by it:  Stephen Baldwin . . . The Born-Again Baldwin . . . says he’d rather watch his daughter DIE than see her renounce Jesus. He made this claim on Celebrity Big Brother”.  He said, “I’m gonna sound fanatical right now but . . . What my faith requires is if I were sitting here, and my wife and two kids were sitting there, and we were on a public bus and somebody came in with a machine gun and pointed it at my daughter and said to my daughter, ‘Say Jesus doesn’t exist’ . . . if she turned to me and said, ‘What do I do?’, I’d say, ‘What have I taught you to do?’”She’d say, ‘Jesus absolutely exists,’ and I’d see her in heaven.”If nothing else, you have The question, of course is this:  Is it SANE???  Is that kind of sacrifice worth it?  Couldn’t you say whatever it took to save your own life, then make up for it with a few Hail Marys? well thats atleast what Robin said but i totaly agree with Robin.

Carl gave us a call about the Stephen Baldwin story and he said that he agrees with Stephen because if you do lie then you dont know whats coming your way in the future, he said that if you lied you could of left and you could of died a diffrent way than get shot. so always tell the truth. but my favourite txt on this subject has to be.. “Hey robin and theo, as a christian i would tell my daughter to cross her fingers behind her back and tell the man what hr wants to hear which shows God she does not mean what she says. You should always put another person before you and always stop a death as it is what God would want you to do. Jessie in aldridge, walsall” xx lol

well on our last show of the year last year i attempted something insane…i tryed to make a remix of David Guetta – Sexy Chick to my very own Sexy Greek..now to be honest when i did this for the first time i gotta admit it sounded rubish, i put all these cheesy effects and my voice is terrible but i thought what the hell ill record it again but this time even better! so i got in the studio just before the show started and i pyt the mic on and i started to record and you know what, i think this is alot better than the other one but some people dint like it! they were offended by what i tryed to do, we had txt in sayin “why would you get such a good song and just mess it up” but the only reason i did it was because it sounded good in my head and i thought what the hell this song might put a few smiles on peoples faces and you know what, it did. not everyone liked it but we got alot of txt in that said how much they liked it. Robin was not very impresed at all, but comon its my first attempt on a song EVER you have to give me some credit for that!
ill let you know were you can listen to it on mondays blog and i think you could even downloaded if you liked.

This is one of the more ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.  But I’m passing it along anyway because it’s just that crazy. There’s a guy in northeastern China named Yu.  A while back, Yu found a snake dying in his yard, so he took it inside and nursed it back to health.  Then he released it back into the wild. But the next day when he woke up, the snake had returned.  Yu tried to release the snake two more times, but each time it came back.  Finally, he decided to make the snake his pet, and named it Long Long. Fast forward to a few weeks ago.  Yu was asleep in bed when he woke up to find Long Long slithering across his face and smacking him with his tail. Yu says, quote, “He had never woken me up before, but I was so sleepy I went back to sleep.  But Long Long grabbed my clothes with his teeth and whipped the bed with his tail. “Then he went to my mother’s bed and whipped her bed with his tail.  I woke up then and smelled something burning, and saw my mother’s electric blanket was on fire.  So I leapt up and turned it off.” Now, Yu’s convinced that Long Long woke him up in order to save both his and his mother’s lives.   For the record, reptile experts say snakes don’t have the brainpower to do what Yu swears Long Long did.  Still, Yu’s convinced Long Long knew what he was doing.  but i bet this story would of been alot better if instead of a snake it was a dog!!! yes a dog! like in the films, a dog that had super powers and instead of waking everyone up in the house, the dog had this super strong power to blow things out with his mouth, then after the dog did this he could of went up to its owner and woke him to show him what the damage was. YOU SEE it allready sounds better, if you ask me Yu was just to constipated from eating so much rice that he has no idea what he was on about!

Some guy called in to say to us that he used to work for BRMB aparently he was a radio Dj on the drive time show about 2 years ago and he had a full contract with BRMB for 2 years but the boss at the station had to let him go because they all got bored and they were beeing nasty to him but all he did was that he demanded to to have BRMB on DAB! THATS IT! but you know, radio is  like that, from one day to another things change, but this convo with him was getting a little bit out of hand so we played the usual  “OMG,the studio is on fire” things soo we bailed.

Have your heard of “Reborns”? They’re basically life-like plastic replicas of babies. Like dolls, basically, only more expensive, since they can cost anywhere between £50 and a few thousand pounds. now they look reaaaaly scary because they look just like babies only they dont move or poo all over the place, but people actually buy them and they’re not toys.  And they’re not for kids.  “Reborns”, are for older women, who want to play house with them, and take them on day trips, or to the park, or out to eat . . . or even host birthday parties for them. so every year they are always the same age, because they dont grow so they just use last years decoration over and over again. The idea is to interact with a fake baby that looks and feels like the real thing as much as possible.  but i say if old ladies just want someone to play with  that wont talk to much, that has table manners, and doesnt pee on them selfs, why dont they just call me! ill do for a much cheaper price! ill even cudle with the old ladies at the end of the night. theothegreek@brmb.co.uk if any of you are intrested! but only 50 year old + nothing under!

Scary i know!

By the end of the year, Blockbuster plans to close nearly a quarter of its stores, and you know why:  The late fees are annoying, services like Netflix are ridiculously cheap, and your cable provider offers plenty of on-demand movies.
but heres some other things that will start to fade away as the years go past.
1.)  Home telephone service:  You already have a cell phone, email, instant messaging and Skype to help you stay in touch.  So why bother with a landline?

2.)  External hard drives:  You need to back up all the music, photos, and other material on your computer.  But online backup services  are already starting to replace traditional external hard drives.

3.)  Smartphones that aren’t the iPhone or BlackBerry:  Right now, BlackBerries account for 40% of the smartphone market, and the iPhone accounts for another 25%.  Unless you go with the Google phone that just came out, don’t bother with anyone else.

4.)  Compact digital cameras:  The wave of the future is the single-lens reflex camera.  They’re a little bulkier, but they take much better photos.

5.)  Newspaper subscriptions:  If you need to get your news, there’s this CRAZY new invention called the Internet where you can get breaking news all day long.  (???)

6.)  CDs:  Like the eight-track and the cassette tape before it, the CD is about to go the way of the dinosaurs.  But you’ve seen that one coming for years, haven’t you?
7.) Robin Banks

Mary from Seatle called againto say thank you to me for sending her the clip that she wanted, because she was on air yesterday and she got in contact with us and she wanted to have the voice clip of her on the radio soo i used my Theo The Greek powers and i made that hapen! i went deep into space to locate the file BUT i found it after taking bullets and grenades but i dilivered!

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Theo xxxxx