Well for the start of the show Robin got Mellisa on the phone and he found her on Twitter and she never listened to the show! im think why the hell would you get her on air if she doesnt know who we are, but Robin had a very good reason because what he thought he would get Mellisa to listen to our show and review it, and she can truly tell us what she thinks about the show and she can be brutaly honest! that way when she tells us the bad things we can work on them and to turn them into good things.

We called Mellisa back just after 8:00pm and we asked her what she thought about the show and she said that she was quite surprised with the whole show and she loved the music, she said NO to Alan Caddick, she likes Lil Muppet and she thinks theirs to many Adds. Some really good points there and best of all, i dint get slaged off which is a first! so i might not be messing everything up which is a good sign.

7:20

We got Alan on the show because its the Grand National tommorow and Alan knows everything about the Grand National so we got him in to tell us some facts and to tell us who he thinks will win. To be honest i dint really like the idea because i dont really like Alan since i almost my job because of him so i just wanted him in and out! He started to talk about the Grand National and i dint understand a word of what he said but the dude actually knows quite alot about the horses and he reckons that the horse called Character Building is going to win tommorow and also Tricky Trickster and Big Fella Thanks and Snowy Morning have a good chance aswell. if you loose your money blame Alan, i know i will.

8:00

TOP TIGER WOODS THOUGHTS DURING HIS FIRST DAY BACK

Whatever happens, if you win . . . do not do an air hump.— denise

Let’s check out the crowd . . . Had her, had her, had her . . . —- brett

Oh, no . . . my fly’s open. Now the world will think less of me.—- daniel

Wow, I can’t believe I hit such a good shot with a bent 3-iron.— ray

Oh, yes! My phone just vibrated . . . sext message anyone?— laura

Wonder what it’d be like to do it in a sand trap?— carl

I can’t believe all these idiots bought my apology.—
If I win this thing, I can pay another chick to shut her mouth.—- georgie

I hate holding my own shaft.—- tess

9:00

We called Luis Barillas because he emailed us and he is from Guatemala City so we thought we would give him a call and chat with him and apparently the dont say Ariba Ariba Ariba they say things like Chilero or Oh Yeaaa! so i tought him how to say Grand Grand Grand Grand LOL so then we had to go because we were runnning up the Radio Station phone bill and to be honest people here are fliping cheap sooo they might take the money out of Robin’s next paycheck.

That’s All for tonight, if you dint like it, TOUGH!!!! LOL

I love you really

Theo xxx

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7:10

Robin brought in some box thing that recieves a tone from some cars and you can play some audio from this box and people can hear it, im quite lost to be honest but i cant wait to see how this works. the tone that were playing out to the people is my latest parody of Lady Gaga – Telephone. when we tried this we couldnt hear anything because its like a silent tone that went through so we counted on all you to call us and tell us if this worked and guess what, IT DID!! as if that worked. thats soo cool, apparently anyone that tried this they got my parody through there radios! I am truly Amazed!!! we got a bunch of callers saying that it worked on their cars and we had a caller say that it worked on her Pegeuot but she has a new radio soo maybe thats why but we got a call from Nigel and it worked in his Citrone 1999 which is preety cool. ohh and if your wondering. Its not Ilegal, were not sure if we are alowed to do .this and NO i cant have one for my Birthday. soo there you go.

7:20

Alan gave us a bell and he wanted to come in on the show tommorow to talk about the Grand National since we have that coming up. Robin was like ok we will give you 10 minutes i was like well more like 5, and we told him to turn up at 7:00pm not at 3pm again! but then Robin had this amazing idea where he said why not come in as soon as possible so thatg you can meet the boss and the boss can give him a studio tour GREAT IDEA ROBIN, THE BOSS LOVES ALAN SO THIS SHOULD BE SOOO MUCH FUN!!!

TOP SIGNS THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION IS FULL OF WOMEN

Earth is a happier place. — robin!! hahaha

It just crashed into Neptune.—- stan

Once a month, the male astronauts won’t leave their rooms.— denise

The only heavenly body it now studies is Gerard Butler.— donna

You can’t mention shining your helmet without being sued for sexual harassment.—- jason

Two days in, the toilet paper is gone.— marky

All of the oxygen is being used up due to incessant talking.—- simon

It’s well-vacuumed.—- joy

Experiments on the effects of nagging in zero gravity. — – mark

Spacewalks have to be scheduled around “Eastenders”.— louise

Someone has to do the ironing! – Steve

Caroline came on our show for some reason because Robin invited her and i had no clue why but it turns out that last night Caroline said that she would rather have Robin NOT ME!! how bad is that! if you seen Robin you would see what im talking about but bloody hell Caroline you should up your standards a little bit! NOT ROBIN!!! But Dobbo said that he would rather have me and to be honest Dobbo is not my kind of guy but you know, not very happy about Caroline.

That’s all from me peoples

Theo xxxxxxxx

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7:10
Well i came into the studio today and i wanted to do something special since we have been of air for a couple of days, so i got in the studio and in about 45minutes i wrote and recorded my new parody which was Lady Gaga – Telephone and i was sooo excited because its a preety big tune and everyone would reconginze it when they heard it so i thought why not. i started to record it and it was going really well, i started to get in to it.The ending i thought was really good, so i told Robin and we plaid it, and because i think that i hyped it soo much it lost from its value and Robin dint like it! i loved it! apparently it was to squeeky or somthing crazy like that.but i like it and i hope i put some smiles on peoples faces. if you were laughing at me and not with me, i really dont mind.

7:20

Robin gave us 6 reasons why big boobs aren’t so great AS IF THERES 6 REASONS!

#1.) If you show any cleavage at all, you’ll always look a little bit slutty.

#2.) If you DON’T show any cleavage at all, you’ll always look a little bit matronly.

#3.) You’re bound to get an embarrassing boob-related nickname . . . like, say, “Juggy.” Or, “Funbags.” Or “Sweater Meats.” Or, “Chesty McGee.”

#4.) Women who are naturally flat-chested are celebrated, but women who are naturally large-chested are called skanks.

#5.) Big boobs are high-maintenance, and eventually, it’s almost guaranteed you’ll have a “wardrobe malfunction.”

#6.) The obsession with boobs is totally arbitrary. whatever that means :/

Mia gave us a call to tell us that she was a 36 GG and she dint like em because they were to big and that most men think that her boobs are her face because they stare at them instead of her face which is preety bad. but Stacie called and her boobs are 36 DD and she loves them, and she also loves to get them out. no comment.

8:00

Faye gave us a call to say that she missed us tonight and we were like awww is it because we werent here Monday and Tuesday? and she was like No im actually missing the show and we were like :O NOOO as if Faye is not listening! she was out chilling with the homies and we were guted because we thought that we were her homies, apparently not!

Greg the Trucker gave us a call and i got to meet Greg on Saturday when i went next door to the dvd shop to rent a film and he was there and he and he recognised me and thought it was because my parents own a chip shop and he was a costumer but nooo it turned out to be Greg The Trucker! i got to talk to Greg and hes a really good guy, i left DVD Shop and i went home then i thought ill go back and get a picture with Greg but by the time i got there Greg was GONE!!! I WAS GUTED! I only wanted proof that i got to meet Greg The Trucker! he always calls our show and The Sancuary.

9:00

The next time your idiot boss catches you messing around on Facebook or YouTube and gets upset . . . you can throw THIS in their face . . .. According to Robin workers who use the Internet for personal reasons at work are 9% MORE productive . . . than those who don’t. That’s right. MORE productive. I think its means that they do more work. A guy named Brent Coker led the study. He says, quote, “People need to zone out for a bit to get back their concentration.”Short and unobtrusive breaks, such as a quick surf of the Internet, enables the mind to rest itself, leading to a higher total net concentration for a day’s work, and as a result, increased productivity.” so if you spent some time on facebook or eBay then you get more work done and you even do it better. but if you get cought on dirty websites, then your on your own!

Hope u enjoyed your selfs, I know I did!!!

Theo xxx

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7:10
Robin gave me a call because i was late coming in but i told him to chill out because people were wanting my autograph and stuff like that, i cant just tell them to go away! I had a good excuse plus! i bumped into Dunkhole one of Robin Shaw’s producers he’s my favourite out the 3 producers that he has. The other 2 are just weird. I also seen Clair the News girl she’s cool i like her.

7:30
40-year-old Sharon Hancox and Nicola Hutin are a lovely “ladies who love the other laydees” couple from Swansea, Wales. Recently, they tied the knot in a small civil union ceremony then proceeded to get completely wasted at the reception. At some point in the evening, Nicola got into a fistfight with another woman.  It was broken up by the club’s doorman . . . a guy named David Jenkins. In defence of her woman, Sharon came over and started cursing at David, before flashing her BREASTS at him, and bashing him in the head with a high-heel shoe. Long story short, Sharon was arrested and convicted of common assault last week.  As punishment, she’s been sentenced to a year of probation, 60 hours of community service, and fines.  To be honest, the only reason I’m even running with this is because both Sharon and Nicola are so remarkably unattractive.  I realise that’s pretty cold, and I’m not proud of myself . . . but I’m not apologizing either.) 

7:50
As much as i hate twilight Robin made me put this on the blog, its something about a scene that has been all over the internet. i seriously don’t understand what the hole fuss is about the main character is jsut UGLY!! but heres the video…IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!….is it because im Greek? 

8:00
we got Jordan E on the phone for some more fight words and she couldn’t say anything but one thing is for damn sure on May 22nd im gonna KICK HER ASS!!! She was trying to be mean but seriously she has to much a sweet voice to word fight me. plus im really good at it! but i will beat her at the Wrestling match at Radford Social Club in Coventry in a couple of months

Some guy called and he wouldn’t say hello so i accidently burped, and it was really loud then Robin had the courage to go up with me in a burping competition and what a great mistake he did!!! Robin dint manage to get a decent burp out his big fat belly and some 18 and a half year old student managed to kick his ass at it! then we started to get a load of text and challenges on my burping. like if i could play the theme tune to friends and if i could do the alphabet so then Robin asked to do it and i was like what now!? i don’t even know the alphabet i need to google it! so then i did and i bloody killed it, it was sooo good Robin even put it as a video file and posted on www.robinbanks.co.uk my stomach hurts now .

There’s a new website that can answer one of the biggest questions in every relationship: Are you WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING to be with your boyfriend or girlfriend??? The site is called www.candobetter.com, and the concept is pretty simple:  Anyone can upload a picture of themselves and the person they’re dating. Then the masses get to take a look at the photo of the couple and vote on whether the girl can do better, the guy can do better, or if they’re a perfect match. 

BYEEEEEEEEE

Theo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXX

7:10
In 2007, a retirement home opened in Mexico City called the House of the Beautiful Flowers. It’s just like any other retirement home except for one thing . . .erm…well, how do I put this. This House of beautiful flowers is a special home but All of its residents are former and current PROSTITUTES. YES THEY ARE ALL OLD, The founder, 51 year old Carmen Munoz . . . a former prostitute herself.  She says there are 23 women living at the home . . . all between the ages of 60 and 85 . . . and some of them are still working as hookers, charging as little as £3 for action That’s cheap! Even for a former hooker like me.

7:20
Nick gave us a call and he told us that he was at an Indian restaurant and he ordered some Mango chutney with Curry and for pudding he ordered a Chocolate log then that gave Robin a nice little window to talk about Cholocate…LOGS if u get what i mean. Robin asked Nick if he likes having a Chocolate log and Nick said oh yes love em, and apparently so does Robin WHO WOULD OF NEW!! Robin then asked when is Nick more likely to have Chocolate log and Nick said around christmas time, Robin said that last time he had a Chocolate log was just before the show and he is most likely to have a Chocolate log everyday. Nick said oh well you better be carefull because he might get fat but Robin said NO i actually loose weight when i have a Chocolate log

7:30
I got some girls number from Salty you know everyones favourite around here, i love him, anyway Salty was talking to this girl thats on work expirience but we never see her because sheson in the mornings but apparently she is a big fan of this show so Robin gave her a call to say hello and her name is Jessie and Robin put on a sexy voice just for jessie and he started to chat her up and she was like who is this and trying to act all innocent but it wasnt really working out to good for her then she just went along with it and Robin pulled! i was like WOW not bad.

7:50
Jordan E gave us a call to tell us that she wanted a rematch with me just to kind of get my Self asteem back and Robin said yes Theo is defo up for a fight i was like REAAALY, AM I!!??? Yes you are Theo u have no choice said Robin. Jordan E said to us that its on the 22nd of May and that i should train up becuase she is gonna kick my ass, she told us that she heald back alot when we had our first encounter and she wanted to kick my ass in a wreslting ring, as if the studio wasnt enough of a beating for me.

8:15
Will gave us a call to say why Irish people say “Top’o the morning to ya!” well that was my chance to speak Irish to him and i told him that Irish people dont actually say that, its just what you hear in movies its not actually real! Irish people say “How’ya u well?” “Grand, Grand, Grand” not Top’o the morning to ya. comon Will get with it love!

8:30
i got to sing along to You’ve the Love and i had so much fun doing, becuase i dint hold back and i totaly went for it and it sounded good….i think lol i know that i had fun soo thats all that matters.

Nuff love gangstas

peaceeee

Theoooooooooooo xxx

7:10

Well when we started Robin was angry when we started because it was St Patricks day and EVERY radio dj was talking about it! he was not pleased because then that meant that he could not talk about it since every other person was soo then obviosly he hit the Irish Music and he screamed on top of his lungs because he was happy that it was St Paddys day.

7:20

The telephone lines here went crazy because we were messing around with them today just before the show and for some reason when calls were coming in the voice of the person talking on their mobile phone went really deep and buch and it sounded like it went through a bunch of effects. so we thought we would have a little bit of with it and i had to say “Robin Banks Everyday From 7, hes great” and it sounded really Robot like, so then we had an idea to call Tom Ross, so we did and i told him that i was hes bigest fan but what Robin forgot to do is make the call Private so Tom new that we were calling him from the studios and he spoted me after about 5 seconds of me talking to him, he even new that i was talking to him for some reason. Tom gave me a nickname and he always calls me Stavros for some reason and i think he new it was me because no one has the balls to mess with him because he comes across as a big hard but hes a little teddy ebar really.

7:30

Robin plaid the second part of the audio and it was Me again and we called the radio station and the Secretary picked up the phone and i said that i wanted to complaint about this Radio show and that Robin Banks is absolute trash and that Theo The Greek has the most annoying voice and they should be off the radio and then the Secretary said erm… ok give me your name and Number and ill get David Lloyd which is the big boss here and he will give you a call back.

7:50
Some girl Joane gave us call to tell us that she is sad that she is going work and she wanted me and Robin to keep her company so then Robin asked for her second name and she said Edwards now i was like hmm that rings a bell then Joanne said that i might know her better by her other name Jordan E i was thinking OHHH SH*T shes the women that came to wrestle me in the studio then she said that she was doing a fundraser for the teenage cancer trust and she doing like a charity wresteling match and i was like WTF theirs no way im getting in a wrestleing ring with her! because i have a feeling that im gonna loose again. then she said that if i did do it and i won then Robin would make me tea and coffee and be very nice to me for a whole week and then she said that if i won she would get her hair shaved off! i was thinking hmmm but i still dont wanna do it then Robin told her to call back tommrow and make it hapen because obviosly i get forced to do things that i dont wanna do.

8:20
Greg gave us a call and he is a trucker and todays truck apparently is not very big its only 26 tons! is that it 26 tons!? if thats not big then what is????Greg called to give big props to Robin because he was on the Sancuary last night with Caroline Martin about hes past drug and alcohol addiction and he was on their for about 40 minutes just talking about how he started and how he ended and greg just called to say big up to Robin about leaving his dirty habit behind im and moving on which is actually a preety cool thing to do.

8:50

Who would you miss the most if they were away??  Your dog or your partner??? Most people would probably say your dog (im talking about the animal, not referring to your women as a dog lol). You see my mum got a very cute 1 year old Springer Spaniel is the cutest thing ever, he’s name is Scam…like Scampi (we own a chip shop you see, it’s a fair name) But every time I take him for a walk he is very boring because he never runs around and you cant play with him, all he ever does is sniff around for bloody hours and hours and every time you shout his name he ignores you (its not because his name is silly, its just because he is to busy sniffing grass) and even when you try to give him treats he doesn’t want them and he is just a boring dog! But According to a new survey, 1 in 3 of us admit they miss their pet more than their partner when they’re out of town.  And 2 in 3 say that when they’re traveling, they feel guiltier leaving their dog behind than they do their family and friends. 1 in 3 dog owners say they’ve had an entire “conversation” with their pet.  And even though not a single word was spoken, they both understood how the other was feeling.

2 in 3 pet owners say their dog is more dependable than their closest friends.

70% would rather unwind by taking a walk with their dog than hanging out with friends.9 in 10 pet owners say their dog . . . not their family members . . . is happiest to see them after a hard day at work.  And just as many say their dog is most likely to notice if they’ve had a tough day.

9:30

Shannon gave us a call because she txt us saying Robin and Theo Call me now!! so we thought oh Sh*t what we done now. we better call her. so we did and she had beef with Robin because he was supose to play her Beyonce and Cherryl Cole on Monday but he dint and then he blamed it on me BUT I WASNT IN ON MONDAY SO HA!!!! so Robin felt so guilty that he plaid both songs that he forgot to play on monday just for Shannon

There you go! another day of Fun for you and me. bye xxxxxxxxxxx

Theo

7:40

Robin talked to us about coming out the closet yes in the gay way but it was very weird because it wasnt about young teenagers doing that but this story was for OLD PEOPLE!! yes old people. Apparetnly more old people by the age of 50-60 are now coming out the closet like never before now that is just weird not weird because their gay but because they are really old and all the images in my head are just to crazy!!!

 
8:15
Josh gave us a call because and he was wispering but we had no idea why he was wispering then he said that he couldnt hear us tonight because he listens to Mercia and their was a Coventry City game going on over on the end so we were not on Mercia, becaus everytime theirs football they just forget ALL about us and they put crapy footie on! but we told Josh to head over to Wyvern were he could hear us there or Beacon Shropshire which ever one he chose was good, but then after Robin plaid a couple of tunes Josh was still there! He was swearing at us but everytime he swore he pressed downa key so it sounded like we bleeped him out, it sounded realy good very unique i thought.

Robin was trying to tell us these 5 rudest things that people do while eating food

1) SPLITTING SOMETHING, THEN TAKING THE BIGGEST HALF.

     I do that only I offer to the other person which half they would prefer but I always try and force them to get the smallest bit.

 2) ASKING FOR THE FIRST OR LAST BITE OF ANYTHING.
     The first bite is ok but the last! Now that’s just plain damn rude!

 3.) STEALING CHEESE OFF THE PIZZA.
     Erm…I never do this. I don’t even like cheese

 4.) SAMPLING CHOCOLATES IN THE BOX.
     I swear to god, it wasn’t me mum it was my little nephew, hes 8months old, no teeth and cant stand up to him self. (she dint believe me, such a good excuse)

 5.) TAKING A CRUSTLESS BITE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE’S SANDWICH.
     Hahaha this is just funny, if your gonna do this please please take a bite from the edge not the middle, because the middle is the best bit.

 9:10
Tracy gave us a call to tell us her spider story when she got out the shower and she was talking about beeing half naked trying to get the spider and also she was explaining was she was wearing and Robin was getting a little bit to excited and he offered to go round her house, it was preety funny if you like that sort of thing but it was werid just sitting there looking at Robin getting all excited :/

9:10

Well Robin was going through the huge playlist that we have to pick music out from and he landed on a classic song which was Boom Shake Shake The Room! By Will Smith and he looked at me with a cheeky smile and he said, shall we play it. Straight away I was like omg YES!!! So he loaded it up and I was thinking of all these memories that this song brought to me and how great this song is. I remember about 4-5 years ago me and my Big brother used to go around the England to all these Clay Pegieon Shooting competitions like once every 2 weeks and he always had a cd that we used to listen to just before we were about to start the competition just to kind of get us in the angry mood that we should be in, and this song was in that CD along with Bon Jovi – Its My Life and also Vanila Ice – Ice Ice Baby (don’t ask why, It just was!) and My brother always used to try to rap the lyrics to Boom Shake Shake The Room but he couldn’t never do it properly. So I thought why not get him on the phone and he could try to rap these lyrics, only this time he wont just be doing it he will be doing to our MASSIVE audience of 10 people. Obviosly it’s a step up from 1 person which was me to 10, anyway we gave hm a call and he wouldn’t do it. He said that he couldn’t remember the lyrics and that he dint wanna do it. After I rapped the lyrics my self (which I think I actually pulled off preety damn good ) I took him off air and I called him horrible names and one of those names is a dirty word to call a women Va-jay-jay…im sure you all know what I mean…anyway here are the lyrics that he should of rapped but I did it instead..

yo back up now and give a brother room
the fuse is lit and I’m about to go boom
mercy mercy mercy me
my life is a cage but on stage I’m free
hyped up syched up ready for wil’in’
standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip ‘em around and then I work that booty
work the body work work the body
slow down girl you’re ’bout to hurt somebody
oh and yo let’s get just one thing clear
there’s only one reason why I came here
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Chorus:
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
tic-tic-tic-tic Boom!

IM OUT!!!!! one love.xxxxxxxxxxxx

7:10

WOOHOOO Today it was non other than Chuck Norris’s 70th birthday and i was soooo excited because i had a song for him and everything and jokes! i mean today has to be the most excited i have ever been to come on air to you good people. The song about Chuck Norris that i had ready was for after 8pm but it was really good and the jokes that we had were funny so we couldnt hold it in.

The joke was all about how great Chuck Norris is and just to say Happy Birthday to the legend him self, but the jokes were just hilarious!!! these are a couple of Chuck Norris gags that me and Robin had lined up.

If you spell Chuck Norris at Scrabble you win…FOREVER

 Chuck Norris can complete a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves

 Chuck Norris CAN Judge a book by its cover

 Superman wears Chuck Norris Pijammas to bed

 The Original title for Alien Vs Predator was Alien and Predator VS CHUCK NORRIS

 The only element chuck norris believes in, is the element of suprise

 If Chuck Norrris had 5, and you had 5. Chuck Norris would have more money than you!

 Chuck norris can slam revolving doors Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin… Its
decendants today are known as giraffes

 When Chuck noriss does a press up, he doesnt move up, he pushes the world down

 Chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes scared of the dark, because the darks
scared of him

 When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said “say please”,

 We kept it going for ages.

 The original title for Alien Vs Predator was alien and predator vs chuck norris

 Chuck norris has 2 speeds walk and kill

 Chuck Norris is the reason why Osama Binladen is still hiding.

 There are no steriods in football just people that Chuck Norris breathed on.

 Superman and Chuck Norris had a competition on who has the most testicles, Chuck Norriswon….BY 5

 Chuck Norris can make an Onion Cry

 Im sorry i could go on for days!

 8:30

 Well i got a chance to work with the thunders on non smoking day and i had to dress up as a fag. Yes a fag! it was quite good to be honest it started off boring but i made the best of it and i ended up having a great time with all the thunders team. I got to talk to everyone that was walking around and i got to go on stage to perform queen i want to break free and i had to wear a pink t-shirt a wig and a moustache it was quite good i had fun you can get the pictures on www.theothegreek.com

a little bit short today sorry about that but ive been all over the place

have a good day/night

Theo xxxxx