7:10

I come in 10 minutes late and Robin goes crazy at me and im thinking, mate you called me like 15minutes ago telling you that i was gonna be late! well anyway Dobbo the producer that works on Caroline’s show well he walks in and sais, allright erm…your special guest is here. im thinking WTF we only just started and you allready have a guest in that once again i dont know anything about!? Robin was like “erm…yeaa” im thinking SH%T what is it this time? so i went out to get him and i to be honest i was hoping that it was gonna be someone like Beyonce or Calvin Harris or Pixie Lot but NO he was no Pixie Lot. His name is Stuart and he works at Asda, what kind of A list celeb works at Asda, well anyway he was in for this charity for Cystic Fibrosis and they are organising to do a sponsored sky dive and i was thinking OMG can i do it!? when i asked everyone ignored me so i was thinking erm…ok so then Stuart went on about this fundraising thing and how hes raising money and i was thinking cool so hes here to advertise his charity and he was, but he was about to leave Stuart and Robin was fighting over who should tell me this secret, and im thinking OH SH*T what now! is this dude a secret wrestler or somthing? but no they told me that IIIIII WAS GONNA DO THE SKY DIVE! at this point Robin was hoping that i was scared about doing it and saying no and not going throught it but i was really excited because ive always wanted to do it which left Robin in a weird position weather we should do it or not because this was somthing that i actually wanted to do.

7:30

Robin asked us all Is it OK for men to cry?  And if so . . . where’s the cut-off point? Like if a guy cried at his brother that died yes fair enough but what if he cried at some person that he worked with? Is that weird or not? Or what about if men cried at chick flicks like mean girls when the blond girl gets ran over by a bus. Would it be ok to cry to that?

Yelli gave us a call to tell us that she thinks that men dont cry enough and women cry when they have to and so should men BUT Yelli thats just a lie, Women cry at everything and anything. weather its a scary film they cry, a chick flick they cry, they watch Take Me Out and they cry. anything! Yelli said that it would be nice if men cried more often but seriously if your man cried alot you would him bad names like PU***Y and stuff like that and you would leave him because he would cry when Nemo and his dad got re-united again at the end of the film. HEY i got a joke for ya!!! Why do women watch Naughty Movies till the end??? to see if the couple gets married. lol

8:10
Dung Dang gave us a call to say thank you for keeping her company when she was in the hosptial last week for a couple of days. She was so happy with us thaty she came all the way down to the studio to give us both a little present, but because i was late that means that Robin got his hands on my present before i did, which means that somthing bad must of hapened to it, and it did! we both got Heart shaped chocolate with our names on it and Robin had hes very own one but NO HE HAD TO EAT MINE! so when i got mine half my chocolate heart was gone.

8:30
Robin gave us what I think it’s a pile of rubbish of a story because, apparently kids play better at sports when their parents are their watching them, now this is the part where I go to say that researchers went off and did some tests and they all came back and said that they were all correct but NO I am against this story because I think that this rubbish. Everytime you go to see your child play, your child feels like he HAS TO PLAY WELL! So by thinking OH MY GOD, I have to play good for my parents they actually end up playing crap. Yes it’s a nice feeling when your parents are their suporting you but its pushing you to play well but at the same time your soooo focused on playing well that you end up doing the exact oposite thing. Just the way I feel. But lets face it im probably wrong.

9:10
Well this is the part of the blog were I talk about the weird story that Robin brings to the table and today is no different. This is the story about 37-year-old Megan Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend, when she accidentally slammed into another car, causing minor injuries to the driver and two passengers. What do you think she was doing to cause this accident! No she was not fixing her make up, she is not cutting her hair, she is not  on the phone, she is not texting, she was shaving her bikini line! While driving! How stupid is that! She was about to meet her boyfriend so she thoughtshe would get ready for him. So you choose to shave your self while driving? Very very smart! The police man on the scene said “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it . . .”

                   
9:30
We got a load of txt from random people saying hello to ME which was quite nice because im usualy the guy that gets teased on the show and its nice when people are nice to me. We got a txt from this guy and it said “I just wana say rob and theo tha” does anyone get it? well we thought OH WOW this guy is actually flying to Moscow so we gave him a bell and he said its a joke, like when your on the phone to somone and you really wanna go but you cant so you say “im catching a flight to russia, Moscow” as in Must -Go get it!! its no bad he had a couple more and they were “im having breakfast right now, cheerio” as in BYE!! then i had one. im having breakfast,coco pops. does anyone get it!!?? =D i am sooo funny.

Thats all blog biatches! more tommorow.

theo x-xxxx

7:10

Robin was in a public toilets today… you know one of thos big ones with 8 cubicles… and the one on the end… the door was closed… cause that’s always the one to go for if you want a secret poop anyway it’s always silent in the toilets when there’s someone locked inside a cubicle… cause you know they’re pinching their cheeks just waiting for you to leave… so here’s what you do… finish your toilet, wash your hands…. dry them then go to the door and open it… then shut it but don’t go out!!!

when they (and they will) start making noises… just start coughing (cough)… and leave… best fun ever!!! This happened to me today actually and its werid because when I go for a secret poop everyone decides to come in the toilet and have a wee or wash their hands!

7:15
This guy from Northern Ireland called Shaggy phones up to complaint about my Irish accent and that it was horrible! im like WTF as if you said that i have the best Irish accent in the WORLD!!! this guy is from Northern Ireland he is practicly British he cant judge my Irish accent, even though its amazing you dont need to be judging dude! then while i was really about to go at him he said the B word, that rhymes with collocks if thats a word. but he said that so we had to ditch him because he swore. Not so big now are ya Shaggy!!??

7:30
Paul Martyn came in and he plays the saxophone and i gota say he looks like a preety cool guy BUT he cant play any Calvin Harris wtf what kind of Musician can’t play any Calvin Harris. He can play preety much everything else BUT Calvin Harris, at this point im not a very happy bunny. We shall see what else Paul brings to the table. Paul told us that he is the best of the best at what he does, he is an amazing wedding singer that gets alot of ass! Suzy gave us a bell and asked Paul if he can play the Butonmoon Theme Tune and he new how to play it! So Paul played the theme tune that Suzy wanted and he nailed it! then i gave him another artist to play and its my new favourite song and its called Are you gonna bang doe and its my favourite little saying and everything its great and Paul nailed the hook it was preety cool actually.

Well for the scouting for girls competition was a little bit diffrent today because we got Paul to play the tune that you had to guese and he nailed it! we called Dung Dang because she was in the Hospital because she went to get her appendix out yesterday so we thought we could give her a call and try to cheer her up so Paul played Fields of gold for her and she loved it!

Robin messed up a mix that he tried to do at the end of Ready for the weekend with In my Head and he totaly messed up the mix and i got really angry because we have a couple of listeners and we sont wanna loose them because of some stupid mix that Robin tried to do, so i had to appologise to all our 4 listeners…just had to be done im sorry.

Does anyone know the phrase “are you gonna bang doe?” i think its amazing and its sooo catchy. Robin dint seem to like it because he is very old, and he thought that it was some sort of bad word so i thought hell no im not gonna have Robin think that sooo what i did i called the only women in the world that i never swore in front of and i what i did i caled my mum and i said to her “Are you gonna bang doe?” and she was laughing her head of bless her. that prooves that its not a bad word but the funniest phrase ever!!!

9:10
Well it was time up for Paul and he had to go but he sang Kings Of Leon sex on fire and when he was singing he was doing the weirdest and funniest face EVER!!!

9:20
Helen called to tell us if we were happy about the England score last night and Robin was like i dint reallyb care because im from Ireland and it turned out that Helen’s parents are from Ireland so that meant one and only one thing….MY IRISH ACCENT!! i did my full on Irish accent and you know what i get this buzz everytime i do it, its just great! Helen said that she loves it when i put my accent the Robin corrected her and said to her that he is begining to think that i might actually have some Irish in me which is funny and from now on i will be known as Theo The Irish!!!

 That it!!!! have a good weekend everyone xxxxxxxxxxx

7:10

Alan gave us a call to talk to us and Robin told us that Alan got fired from every other radio station that he calls because he calls preety much every station, every day so we had to tell him that he wasn’t allowed to call us anymore because he calls everyone else. Today he called us and he told us that he is exculsive to out show, so now he is allowed to call us again.

7:20
Well twitter has gone crazy!! Robin was on the internet looking at dirty pictures of naked women and he landed on a cats twitter page, don’t know how that hapend but its just did. Anyway this cat has over a million followers! Everyone is following the life a stupid little cat! I have 200 followers and I a person, this is a kitten and IT has more followers than me, how is that suppose to help me with my self esteem issues? If you wanna follow this cat feel free to do so…..

www.twitter.com/sockington

 follow me as well GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

 www.twitter.com/theothegreek 

 7:30
Well i asked my teacher if Robin could come into my college to talk to my hole class about what he does and try to inspire some young minds. Now bear in mind that the teachers that i asked, well they wont stop slagging off good old Robin because they all think that hes fake and that what he does is preety crap and they all think that they are amazing. This subject has made my teachers hate me because Robin gave me a start to my career and i dont let anyone say one bad word about him. So i dont care who it is, even my teachers i will shout at them and tell them to shut the f**k up.

7:40

Paul Martin gave us a call to say that i was right about what i said about Sax beeing boring and the musicians get bored of playing the same stuff over and over again so they need to have a drink or 7 to make it more exciting but this call went on a whole diffrent direction because Paul Martin is a profesional Sax player and singer and he playes at posh weddings and all that so we asked him to come in tommorow live on the show and we will test him on what he songs he knows i canot wait!

Visit his website www.paulmartyn-live.co.uk

 
8:20

We got a call from Michelle the phsycho that usualy calls and i asked Robin if i could answer the phone in my Irish accent and he goes allright go for it soo i did, it was soo good, i got to ask her if she wanted to go out for a couple of pints of Guiness and she was like erm… noo im very busy and all this and that but i dint care about what she was saying i was more focused on keeping a straight face than anything else!

8:30

Robin told us about what hapend to him went to go to the toilet and he preety much urinated all over the place. Every man does this and you dont want to do this but it just bloody hapens! Your standing their and you got your thing out and as soon as your about to start and urinate and aim straight in the middle of the toilet but that dint hapen there was a split down the middle of were the wee comes out if that makes sence and its like having 2 little men and they are both urinating at two diffrent places but Robin had the amazing expirience of having 3 little men NOT JUST 2 it must of been crazy!!!

9:10

Thin Casey gave us a call to tell us that the lines were quite and he attempted an Irish accent and he fell flat on his face because he was so bad at it! so then i gave him a little sample of what an Irish accent SHOULD sound like and he was mesomrized (is that spelt right?) then Robin said to me that if we were in Kilkenny and he shut his eyes and i spoke Irish to him he would think that it was an Irish man talking. that has to be one of the best compliments i ever got from anyone EVER!!!!

 
9:40

I was getting a little bit angry because everyone YES YOU!!! that is on facebook are talking to me through Robins fan page. i dont think thats very fair to be honest, because im getting lonely on my fanpage and i need people to talk to me and dont get me wrong you are talking to me BUT through Robin’s facebook? its only one more click away to my page, its not that much effort. Thank you that is all

www.theothegreek.com

Peace Out xxxx

7:10

The day was finaly here, today i was gonna get my bummy whole waxed and i got to say i am SH*T*NG MY SELF. to be honest im not in a good mood for obvious reasons sooo i dont know how good this blog will be. so im sorry in advance.

Today im not gonna bother with the usual blog im only gonna talk about my bummy hole wax.

When Pipa and Becky came in i was like sh*t the day is actually here! they asked me to get naked and i was like wtf are u serious in front of everyone!? we had a little crowed going and everything. i was like great i cant wait for this, so i got naked and i covered my bits with a towel and then they slowly started on my bum cheeks and that hurt sooo much, i was thinking bloody hell if this hurts imagine when they get right in there! they slowly started to get closer and closer to the jackpot prize and i was like OMG just do it allready, but NO i had to get on my hands and knees and spread wide open! my self esteem went down the drain at that point but i was like “F**K IT. i dont get imbaresed so ill just get it over and done with” so i did and now everything is done and nice and clean but theres wax all over my anus and i cnt wash it off with hot water or anything like that because i got a Waxing Aftercare Advice slip thing and it sais

No hot baths ot showers

No tanning

No sexual activity

check out the FULL video on www.theothegreek.com

i gota say it did hurt but its not as bad as people think. my bum is well nice and smooth but whats the point of doing that unless its for charity?

Visit www.willow-spa.co.uk and look at all the things that they have going on. im taking my girlfriend for a spa treatment there next month.

Im out gotta go and wash my ass.

Ps… become a fan of me when you click to watch the video… you know you want to!

Theo xxxx

7:10
We gave Pi[ppa a call, and Pippa is the women that waxing my bummy whole on Tommorow and i will not be looking forward to it one bit! she told us that she is gonna make sure that its extra painfull for me since were doing it on the Radio. how crap is that!

7:15
Nick gave us a call today to tell us that his guesing that its gonna hurt when i get my body waxed :/ Robin said no Nick not a body wax his bummy whole wax..Nick said “whats that?, never heard of it” Nick Ohhhhh Nick!

7:45

Well if you dint allready know me and Robin went over to Ireland for the day and i was only there for about 12 hours and when i got back i couldnt stop talking English in an Irish accent it was hilarious! Robin tested me by calling one his Irish mates that live in Ireland and i had to have a full on conversation with him just by speaking English in an Irish accent. It was hilarious! i asked him if he was well, and if the farming was ok and if he wanted to go out for a couple of pints of Guiness.i was trying to keep a straigh face but i looked over to Robin and he was laughing his head off! so i broke down laughing aswell and thats when The guy hung up LOL

8:00
I was out the studio getting the long list of people for the phone competition that Robin had going over on his site www.robinbanks.co.uk and all you had to was become a fan and you were in the draw to win 1 MILLION POUNDS!!! noo im just joking, it was a Samsung Genio Qwertt phone on Orange, just as good as 1 million quid. but i had to sit the and make a whole list of 877 people on a word document and it was a nightmare! i had to delete stuff and make things real preety for Robin. but i got it done finally

8:20

We finally got a winner and his name was Craig Johnson and im so glad because i dont know him and he is not related to me which is a plus! so Robin left Craig a meesage on his Facebook so that he can get back to us so that i can send him the phone.

8:45

Sarah Bloomer was our Scouting for girls competition and she gets to go to see them live next Tuesday at a secret location in Birmingham which is preety damn cool if you ask me, but you probably dint.

9:00

Well finally the video of me and Thin Casey playing Music Chairs and MAN i gotta say it looks frickin awasome men!!! im not gonna say anymore just go click play to see the video

9:10

Josh aka Soulboy called to tell us that me and Robin are in his comic book and were zombies and it sounds reaaaly cool!!! i canot wait to see it!! it sounds soo cool i hope he is a good comic book writer person.

9:30

We were on the way coming back from Ireland and staright away you fell asleep dint you, well we were right at the front of the plane and about 2 feet away the air hosteses were sitting down just about to take off. The was a French one and an English one the French was HOT the English one not so much, but anyway they wer straped down just about to take off and the French one said “I want a bounty, I really want a bounty” the English one said “well you cant have one yet we have to wait until we land in Birmingham” then the French one said ” I like to melt bounty and eat them” the English one said ” oh I like to melt ice cream and eat it” the French one said “ahhh yes I would love to get melted ice cream and put it all over your body” the enlgish one staled for a couple of seconds and said ” Oh yes that would be so nice” The French one said we should do that when we get yo your house. i swear to god by then I couldn’t stand up, if you get what I mean. I almost exploded in my Pa…..

Im out mofo’s have a good day.

7:20
We got Pippa on the phone, now Piper is the women that we got coming thats gonna wax my bumy whole on Tuesday and i gotta say i am soo scared!!! If im scared now imagine on Tuesday when its time to do it i will be crying i bet. Well she is actually a profesional, which makes a big change to what were used to around here. She has her own spa its called Willow Spa and it also has its own website its www.willow-spa.co.uk and i gotta say the website looks quite fancy! well anyway we talked to her and apperntly its going to hurt because they are gonna make sure that its gonna hurt because its for charity and its on the radio. IM SO EXCITED! NOTTTTT!!!! Oh by the way, i think i get a happy ending

7:45
Some crazy girls called us and when Robin was talking to them, they kept on passing the phone around and it sounded like each time the phone got passed the girl that answered was crazier than the last one, Robin is used to it since he always gets passed around because no one likes him and no one really gives a crap about him. Harsh but true.

8:00
Faye gave us a call to tell us that she has a load of homework to do about how the body works or somthing like that but she goes to Henley College and she has to get up at 5am to get to college on time how crazy is that!!! she has to get 2 buses aswell and its just all crazy for her because she is really busy! but im sure it will all work out in the end

8:20
Well our very special guest Thin Casey was in tonight and we had a little somthing set up and that little somthing was , the classic game of Musical Chairs. How bad could it be!!! well Thin was mouthing of how he was gonna win but he is alot smaller than me, and for a radio presenter he is waaay to quite!!! to be honest i dont think it will be a problem but we shall wait and see.

8:20
Well we had the Musical Chair match and I WON!!! Obviosly i mean Thin Casey just walks up from the street and he tries to take over on my home turf and tries to beat ME at my own game! ME DONT FINK SO!!! well the whole thing was that stand away from the chair and we had to run to it when the music stoped we had to run to the .chair and sit on it. It cant be that easy, there is a big couch next to were Thin was standing soo while the song was playing i was thinking that i was gonna let him run in front so that i can push him on the couch and do him in!!! I did that it was hilarious! then he lifted me up on his back, BUT i put him right back down as i dominated that fight! bless him his only little.

8:40
OMG the video that we took dint work and i was trying soo bloody hard to load it but it just wouldnt work. YouTube wouldnt accept the file that we had to upload but dont worry i will try and get it up over the weekend. it looks reaaly good! i mean its me and some dude fighting over a bloody chair how can it not be a good video!?

 9:00
Alot of stuff hapened over this hour but i was trying to fix that flipping video!

9:30
But me and Robin are going to Ireland tommorow so Robin was teaching me some stuff about the Irish and apparently they are not in Britain!!! how crazy is that! i mean WTF this country is praticly touching England, and not only that but they dont accept English pounds! that means i have to go and find Irish money, where the hell am i supose to Irish money?! OH and Robin taught me how to say Hello how are you? in Irish and its actually Porg Ma Horn…after i say it on air, i come to find out that it means Kiss My Ass LOL.

Alright BYE XXXXXXXXXX

Theoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

7:20
Robin gave us some more Toyota news that more than 8.5 million cars have been recaled and Robin made this Toyota parody song and it was Elton John’s song of Sorry Seems to be the hardest word, and this song is all about the Toyota recalls and Robin changed it Sorry seems to be Toyotas only word. i have to say i usualy slag him off about his crapy interviews and songs but this has to be one of the funniest parody songs he EVER did!

7:30

Luke called to get help from Robin and not that kind of help but he wanted to get help on his phone because his old one is nackered so Robin sugested the HTC Nexis 1 and it preety much the Blackberry and iPhone put together and 8 times better than them 2! its like a SUPERPHONE!!!!! i bet its SH*T.
7:40

i had a question that was burning up inside me, and i just couldnt take it anymore! so during the show i kept asking Robin if i could have my own little bit so that i can share with the world what i had to say. So Robin finally gives me a bit so i called my girlfriend to ask her this question because this thing is something that everyone does male and female BUT women ALWAYS get away with it! i just wanted to know how!? the big question was…how do women get away with farting??? so i gave my girlfriend a call to ask her and she was not happy! after not answering my question, or even if she does and always gets away with it she hung up on me!!!

8:00
Robin thought he would go 1 step further and call hes bird and he asked her when does she go for a number 2? because just like farting all women get away with this aswell! so what Robin did he called her and pretended that he just steped out to call her and he asked her and she said that she never does it! now all women must do it! its preety much imposible for anyone not to curl one! Robin even said that he boobie traped the scrub thing that you use to scrape poo of the toilet thing, and she sais that she never goes anywere near it! so there you go, another un-answered question for you.

8:15

Robin came up with a new feature its called “Theo trying to say a common English word” and the word was a Yacht like a big boat. i said it once and Robin laughed in my face, i was like what! then i said it again and again and he kept on laughinh at me because i said Y-A-C-H-T and its pronancouned Y-O-T so then Robin said to me have you ever heard anywere of someone saying the word Y-A-C-H-T and i said actually YES! ive seen in and heard it on the new Starskey and Hutch film! so then Robin the bigmad said Ok if you prove me wrong ill pay you 500quid! im like ALLRIGHT I AINT GOT NOTHING TO LOOSE!!! so he plaid his break and in about 2minutes i found the exact place! he plaid it on air and they said it the EXACT WAY that i said it! soo i prooved him wrong right? WRONG! apparently because their American and they say diffrently, now he dint say anything about English he said “if you can find anyone that sais it like that, then i owe you 500quid” i prooved him wrong and he wont admit it!

9:10

i was on the bus today coming to your house and the bus was packed! so i had my music on and i was just chilling like always then ive seen a yellow car, and you know how we play the yellow car game on the way here ike when you see a yellow car you pung the person next to you and say yellow car NO RETURNS well without even thinking about it when i saw the yellow car i punched the person next to me! i looked over and i was like OMG MATE IM REALLY SORRY this guy was a big guy and he looked hard aswell, he gave me the dirtiest look EVER soo i thought ohh nooo so i got off the bus like 6 stops before i was supose to. just to stay on the safe side.

9:15

Well heres a picture to scare your little kids. All you have to do is laminate this picture and hang up in the kitchen and say to your kids that if you dont wanna look like this then eat all your greens, Stay in school and DONT DO DRUGS!

9:20

Thin Casey called up to tell us that a fish bowl made a house burn down because of the sun, or somthing like that i wasn’t really listening to be honest i was busy getting shot by Robin and his cool effects, but Thin Casey will be coming tommorow to play a little game of Musical Chairs, how bad could it be? ohh by the way visit www.theothegreek.co.uk and sponsor me for what im gonna do, and what ill do is…..WAX MY ANUS LIVE ON AIR so pleaase donate whatever you can.

7:10
Robin thought it would be funny to call me live on air and he was like “brrr brrr, brr brr, brrr brrr” im like what the hell what you doing!? hes like “Pick up the phone” im like erm…. ok so i say hello and we get in a normal conversation then he sais to me…”i love you” im like huh? erm… i really like u 2 man then he was like ohhh ok… then he made up all this BU*LS*IT about how it was a test and that i passed the friendship test. im like YEAAA just because i dont love you no need to lie Robin you f*ck*ng idiot..im sorry…i dint mean that.

 
7:20
Matt called us he works at Maccies and iw as like Oh well you and my mate Kieran could be best buddies because he works at McDonalds and he is always slaging me off because i work for an amazin radio staion on an amazing radio show and i dont get paid but he flips burgers all day and he is the one with the good job….he is just jealous bless him then Nick called he is going out to eat with his mate
8:00
We called back a guy that text in and his txt said “Big shout out connor and ben who need to be in bed now from brad” now me and Robin said that Brad is the big brother and Connor and Ben are about 9 to 10 years old. when we called them we found out that Brad WAS the big brother but Connor and Brad are not 9 and 10 they are 6 and 4. Brad also told us that Connor was grumpy and Ben was allright and then we heard a big scream from Connor sayin “IM NOT GRUMPY” so then we were like wtf crazy family so we got out of there as soon as we could.

8:10
Robin plaid back his crazy interview with Tiger that he calims to of traveled to America and after his big interview after his insident in November Tiger came clean with what hapend and he was taking no questions but Robin is suchg a big superstar that he flew out to America and he nanaged to get an interview with Tiger Himself! seriously it doesnt sound as fake as you think! but its funny because Tiger the idiot ate the last piece of pizza that was supose to be Robins, Robin was NOT happy.

8:20
i tried to get Robin to say somthing on air thaty would get us in trouble but it dint work. I was talking to my girlfriend on facebook chat and rote me a little weird message and i was like wahhh? she wa slike read it slowly and i was like erm…ok and she wrote me I 1 2 4 Q…..do you get it???? then i thought ill right it down and tell Robin but no he thought he would be funny and read it all together, which obviosly dint work.8:40

we got some calls on the phone about some girl called Emily and she wanted to give a shout out for her friend because it was her birthday. Emilys name is Jenny…… yeaa…Jenny Virgin, i swear to god im not making this up! when i heard this i had a million things in my head to say but i thought, nop if i do say anything then we would get took of the air.

8:50
Last week me and Robin were driving to the studio and a stone from a lorry smashed on the window and that cracked his windscreen, it was quite funny because we were talking about something and as soon as it happened we totally forgot about the convo but we were focused on the crack because it was so loud we actually ducked out the way which was funny. Then tonight Robin told me that he took a picture of the chip crack and he put in on facebook, im think why would you do that? Until I looked at the funny twist to it! Its hilarious! Have a look HERE 

9:30
Helen gave us a call to tell us that shes going and we were like WTF you called us to to tell us that your going???i think she might be a little bit koo koo, she told us that she was a religious girl and that she is going to mass on Sunday and Robin did this deep voice and he sounded like God and he started to talk to Helen, i dont think it helped because she is still a little bit crazy.

 Thats it blog bitches, i could probably right a book by now with all these words i still wouldnt use spellcheck

Theo

xxxx

7:10
i came in 5 minutes late today because the machine at the train station wouldnt take my money so i had to que up and buy a ticket from the booth that was there. when i walked in i wasn’t in the best of moods because of some problems that ive been having at home and i really dint wanna talk about it on air but Robin was forcing me to do it then he said why dont we call your mum and i said to him that if he did that i was gonna walk out because i really dont wanna disgus my problems to the whole wide world. Sorry kids

7:20
Robin brought to our attention that when Tiger Woods did his interview on Friday about his marriege and how bad everything was and let me just say that no one was alowed to ask him any questions but Robin managed to get an exclusive interview with the Tiger himself! i was thinking what the hell this is gonna be crap! and i gota say even though he pulled off audio from a load of diffrent interviews it doesnt sound TOOO fake, it sounds a little bit fake. but hey its Robin what more do u expect!

7:40
apparently Lady Gaga is gonna bring a line of Condoms out! how koo koo is that? i would tell u more but to be honest i wasnt in the studio i was out eating crisps and i dint know Robin was gonna talk. i also got hot chocolate so it wasn’t all bad. i bet the condoms are called “Gaga Crazy Koo Koo Totaly Insane Condoms” it just fits doesn’t it?

8:20

Nick Called to say that he got a new battery for his watch!!! which was amazing news then we got a call by this women and she had a baby with her and Robin got all brody and he was like awww i want a baby soo badly, then he was going on about he cant wait to get his future bride knocked up with his man juice but for now Robin asked this women if he could borrow her child for 12 years then give it back again because thats when girls get real “bitchy” if you get my drift.

8:40

Robin found something GENIUS if your a thief. i dont know if were alowed to do this but, theres a new website called www.pleaserobme.com thats Please-Rob-Me.com. the mastermind behind this is that this software or whatever it is picks up twitter and Facebook updates about people that put down that they just left their house and they have an open invite to their empty house for thiefs! now im guesing that all of these people dont realise that their doing this because who wants to get robed? but its alot of fun to mess around with though, these are some of the latest Updates that i got on www.pleaserobme.com

I’m at Old Navy (Commerce Blvd, Fairless Hills). <—NOT HOME

I’m at Save Mart. <——NOT HOME

I’m at Los Telares (Calle de la Concepción, 7, Albacete). <—–NOT HOME

8:40
Robin got me to explain what curling was, and i explained that its a winter Olympic Sport thats based on ice. What they do is some guy holds a pan and pushes erm….. >>>>>that way and then these other 2 blokes stand in front of it with a broom stick and clean the ice for the pan to go down…..>>>>that way….was that helpfull?

9:15

Robin was on about talking to him self because he is koo koo like that but lets face, everyone talks to them selfs but Robin does it more frequently than others i think. He told us that he sometimes argues with him self and i got to admit ive noticed this because he talks to him self and then im like WHAT? and his like NOTHING IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! im like…..ok, but everytime he argues with him self, he never wins! LOL DO YOU GET IT!!!??? if you dont its fine, it was Robin’s joke anyways.

9:45
we tried to call Thin Casey because he usualy calls us after 9:00pm cause thats when his crappy radio show finishes and apparently Thin Casey is more than just a radio presenter…well anyway we got worried so we tried calling him back but everytime he calls us its a private number so when i asked Thin for his number i think he might of gave me the wrong number because he is way more than a radio presenter, so we thought we would call him anyway and it went straight to voicemail so we left him a voicemail to give us a shout back.

Thats it, im out of here bye xxxxx

Theo

7:10
Alan called in to talk to us about Eastenders and me and Robin were thinking, theres no need for this because neither of us watches that crappy program because to be honest im not old enough to watch it because the story line has been going for 25 BLOODY YEARS!! im 18 years old ive allready missed half the story line whats the point watching half of the whole program.Everybody will be watching it because tonight we find out who killed Archie, and when Alan said that i shouted IT WAS ME!! I DID IT! then Robin jumped in and he did the Piper Australian accent, funny times.

Robin brought upon us his new song that he made for us and its about the Winter Olympics and the Curling event that they do, which is somthing on ice and some guy pushes it and theres this other 2 guys sliding across the ice with broom sticks and clearing the floor because its dirty and the big block thing thats sliding across wont move.

7:40
This guy called Johny Normal sent over a song to Robin and its about the England team and all about the World Cup. Robin got ready to play it on air and i was thinking what the hell, why dint he let me hear this before we played it on air! Robin said its because he wanted to leave it as a surprise because it was that good. so when Robin played it i was like WTF is this!!! he hyped it up to me soo much that i thought that it was gonna be AMAZING but it was quite shocking soo Robin had Johny on hold and he put him through and Robin thought that i was gonna freeze when he puts him live on air but i when he put him on i was like i dont care! and i lashed out at him, then Robin turned my microphone down because it was getting a little bit out of hand lol

8:40

We got an email from this guy called Luis Alberto Barillas cool name huh!? well we tried to call him and he had the longest number EVER! it was like 24 digits long and we tried calling him back but it wouldnt work because it was an international call so then about 5 minutes later we get another email from this Luis alberto Barillas and he gave us the code that we needed to call him soo we gave him a call and Robin said that he was from Italy but i said nop no way he is from Spain or somwere Tropical like that so he picked up the phone and he told us that he is from Central America, so i was closest and i won!

Nick called us asking for another PEN because a couple of months ago we sent him over a brand new phone because we love him so much but he said thta he dint want the phone, he wnated a radio station pen instead! so i thought id do him 1 better and ill send him the phone and the pen! yes i am crazy like that. now he called us again asking for a brand new pen because his other ran out, i say CHASE AFTER IT NICK!!!

9:15

Thin Casey called us and the phones started to go crazy so we thought since we know Thin Casey he can wait and we can put him on hold because im sure that he doesnt mind, so we take the other caller and it was non other than DJ W****r mmy favourite neighboor hood DJ i mean this guy is great! he invited me round to the night club that he plays at which is Pussycats over in Tellford and i gota say i had a great night! so he just called to say hello and infact i recorded a little mixtape for him to listen to to tell what he thinks of my mixing skils because i would love to get some tips and advice from a profesional Dj, then when DJ W went we went back onto Thin Casey we got another call so we told Thin to hang on for another couple of minutes, we picked up the other line and it was my beautiful cousin Roula from New York and Robin found out that she was 45 years old so he hung up on her! im like WTF you hung up on my cousin! then it was time for Thin Casey but we had no time sooo we played some music and he hung up.

9:45

Thin called back and we were just telling him how he gets a chance to come in next week and be on our show because Gerard Conway the 12 year old kid thats on after us said to thin thta he would get him on the show but then Gerard asked our boss and he said NO! so we told Thin to come in next friday because we dont even need to ask the boss because this is Robin’s show and we dont do stuff like that! Gerard wasnt very happy but ahh well im sure he will get over it bless him.

Thats It, seriously thats it, GO AWAY!!!

Theo xxxxxxx