7:10
well because of the weather we had loads of travel to doand everyone was calling us and asking for advice on what they should do to skip the traffic and we had no idea on what to tell them but Jon Milligan was on and he told us all the problems on the major roads soo i hoped that helped.

 7:40

well another stupid invention was brought to us by Robin today and that is pants for dogs! how stupid is that, There’s a company in called Pants for Dogs that sells cummerbunds, panties and THONGS for dogs. these pants are to help owners control dog urination and prevent household accidents. They are perfect for travelers who want to let their dogs run worry-free in hotel rooms or in someone else’s home….if your like my sister and your intrested in buying one of these stupid things then make sure you visit www.pantsfordogs.com

8:10

We got some boobie news… well its not really news there just some figures that some Doctor came up with and….

9 /10 women check out other women’s breasts several times a day.

4/10 guys admit they look at women’s breasts at LEAST ten times a day.

4/10 admit they have what’s called “breast envy” among their friends and co-workers.

51% of women are unhappy with their breasts, and 63% want a bigger rack.

At the same time, almost half of all men are happy with their partner’s breasts, and wouldn’t change anything about them.

And not surprisingly, 48% of men say they look at a woman’s chest before her face.

now i just got to say that how ever big or small or boobies might be, we love em all, but we dont like the reaaaly smalls ones.Im just saying…ill play with them though to see if they will grow.

we got a call about some travel news and it was this women that dint even give us her name and she thought that it was a prank call because she thought that Robin’s voice wasnt real and he was puting it on and she was a little bit horny by the sound of things and she started to flirt with Robin and then she was like “do you want it then” and Robin was like “YES YES GIVE IT TO ME BABY!” then she said “how bad do you want it” then Robin started to scream “YES YES, MAKE ME SMILE! MAKE ME SMILE!, YOUVE MADE ME SMILE!” i was thinking WTF is up with Robin? is he not geting enough at home? but then when it was time to actually get down to business and get the travel news she couldnt be bothered to tell us. that was helpful.

8:40

we got this crazy caller called Hellen and she was telling us that she is 48 years old and that she is single with no children no nothing and she wants Jon Milligan and everything that comes with him, Jon is the guy that does travel for us and he does the 1 oclock and this Helen dude really likes him and she text Jon all night long saying how much she likes him and Jon replies and he sais how cold he is in the studio all by him self and then Robin said why dont me and you get together and make sweet music? yeaaa i bet the music will soun like this AGHFIGFISDUHVBSUHVUIBSAKLFIHIFGH thats not sweeet music by the way.

9:20
after that shocking convo we thought that it would be funny to call Helen back and also get Jon Milligan on the phone and confrence them and we woul stay out of the convo and just let them 2 talk and robin even put 141 at the begining of the number so that Jon dint know who it was and when Jon picked up the phone and Helen started to talk Jon couldnt bilieve how Helen, Jon’s number 1 fan got his private number and he was trying to figure it out how the hell she got his number! it was hilarious…Jon dint know what hit him.

 Thats all listeners or readers….

Theo xxxx

7:10
Robin started the show by saying the telephone number then he said that is the complaint line if you have any views or thoughts on this show. i dint like it because that meant that all the calls that came through, they were all for complaints and moaning about how crap Robin is at his job! everyone knows how bad he is but no one wants actually hear it live on the radio, do they???

Well Robin was working at my parents chip shop today because to be honest thats his real job, the radio doesnt pay enough so he has to work there in the morning to make enough money for the bills. while he was working i thought ill take some photos, Robin wasnt very happy when he seen them because he thinks that he looks fat in the pictures but dont worry i let him down easily when i told him that he is indeed very fat and those pictures actually make him look thiner than what he actually is, i think he took it allright. ahh well its only Robin.

7:40

Well i thought id do somthing for charity for the first time in my life. how i got about this i got inspired by my cousin Andreas Kattou to do this ebcause he is doing a sponosred sky dive for a GREAT CAUSE, its for my little cousin Alexi a 14 year old young man that died from a heart attack just before christmas, so i thought ill do something for charity but im not gonna do a sky dive or even get my legs waxed because EVERYONE DOES THAT!! instead i thought id go for Robin’s idea and get my bum crack WAXED live on air on the 2nd of March. i thought allright ill put a target up and if i dont reach it by the deadline i dont do it! the details are:

www.theothegreek.co.uk

donate as much as you can please. My target is $1,000 and if i dont reach that even by 1p then im not doing it! so DONATE and enjoy the show on the 2nd of March!

Thank you

7:50

Today is the first day of Lent, the period leading up to Easter and this year, Catholic leaders in the UK are urging Christians to go on a “carbon fast” to reduce their carbon footprint and help the environment. what??? i dint understand any of that! Here’s a list of possible “carbon fasts” that Catholic leaders have suggested:

Give up all technology for one day a month . . . that means no computer, no TV and no cell phone . . . and donate the money you save to charity.

Become a part-time vegetarian by eating at least two vegetarian meals a week.

Mend your old clothes instead of buying new stuff.

Start composting food waste, and growing your own fruits and vegetables.

Cut your meat and vegetables thinner, so they’ll cook faster and use less energy.

Turn off the lights and eat by candlelight.

Take the train instead of flying.

Arrange “swapping parties” with your friends where you exchange clothes, jewelry and other items so everyone gets something new without going to the store.

Avoid “excess” idling and acceleration to cut back on emissions when driving.

Save water by only flushing the toilet every other time you use it.

not only i copied and pasted this but reading back at it, i think everyone is going a little bit crazy!!!

8:20

Right you know that women LOVE shopping for no reason, and all men hate it because its just boring, if we ever go shopping we are very good at it because we know what we want and we dont take a long time picking stuff but women are preety much the oposite, and now i have the answer on why women are like that…Thousands of years ago, men were HUNTERS and women were FORAGERS. When men went hunting, their technique for killing prey was to get in and out as quickly as possible . . . just like most modern men with shopping. But for women, foraging required a lot of sorting and careful examination to get the best stuff . . . just like a lot of modern women with shopping. when ever i go shoping with my girlfriend she takes AGES!!! picking what she wants, because she will go up to a shirt or somthing, then touch it, feel it, then say “i dont like it” and move on to the shirt next to that one! so there you go, women are not just recently turning crazy, they have been crazy even when Jesus was alive.

8:30

Well there is this new game out that you can play and its called “Adventures In Sex City” how crazy is that. The idea is to answer sex-themed true-or-false questions and defeat the game’s super villain, a muscular guy with male genitalia for arms named “Sperminator.” its hilarious!!! well the game is not the idea of STD’s if you wanna have a look at this game and even have a go just click HERE

Thats all from me people…go and donate money pleaase…..

Theo xxxx

Well today was the BIG day!!! it was Alan’s birthday!!! and we couldnt wait to get him in for his little party that we had for him. we had cake and presents and a couple of cool surprises! then Robin said to me that i had to explain somthing that might get me trouble, and i was like then why the hell have u got me explaining it! so that IIIII got in trouble with my girlfriend at home!? he was like well……yeaa…. i was like nice…
Well we told Alan to come in around 8ish and OBVIOSLY he turned up early and he was here just after 7 so we got him in and he was really excited about beeing here. so we had a load of presents for him like we got him some drum sticks and a computer game and also a little robot dog that dances to music and also we got him a beer mug with his name on it which he really liked and we also had a cake for him that said t-h-i-r-t-y o-l-d g-i-t but by the time he blew the candles out they melted all over the cake but its ok its was only over half of it.

while Alan was blowing out the candles he dint realise the other surprise that was behind him! we had his Girlfriend in to surprise him and as soon he seen her he got on his knees and he started to cry bless him was a realy good surprise soo then we thought well we cnt have that soo all day today i was on the phone to Tin Tin Cantonese Restaurant trying to sort Alan and his girlfriend Julia a table for them 2 and i pulled it off!!! soo after we were done with Alan i walked them over to Tin Tin Restaurant and i walked them up and the very ncie Manager took them off me and sat them down….very nice!!!
Ben got in contact with Robin about his music and if we could play it on air and the first song was No Time and it was REAAALLY good everyone liked it alot! we dint get anyone txt in saying that they dint like it, everyone loved it. about 30 minutes later he called in because we were gonna play hes other song that he sent in and when he was teasing us about his song, just before we played it he told us that he recorded this on Cubase…if you know anything about making music Cubase is the worst program to record in….profesionaly though. hes music was amazing! i mean the mixing down the instruments the levels the lyrics everything was just on point!
check out Bens Music here http://www.myspace.com/benrawlesacoustic
some Russian chick called Regina called in and she just wanted to saay hello to Calvin her boyfriend that she met over Facebook and just to let you know they have met before and they are gonna get married in May and apparently she is very expensive…or very cheap were not sure but shes not with him for his money but i think his well hung i think not sure…but she sounded quite nice and she wanted to say hello to het Boyfriend Calvin because she misses him cuz she lives in Russia and he lives round Shropshire.

We got Callum Wilkes in on the show because last week i was talking to him on Facebook and he told me that Robins levels were all over the shop soo i dived in, and turned the levels down because Robin was to busy beeing on Facebook and chating away! soo i thought why not get him in to keep an eye on Robin and his levels soo then we come to find out that he does his own internet radio show every Thursday and Friday Night from 4:30 till 9pm soo yeaa man its a longgg show but here is were u listen to it…

www.strikefm.mfbiz.com and click on Listen Live SIMPLES!!

A lot more happened but I was carried away with chatting to Alan and Calum and random girls on the phone cause I am a stud like that.

Theo

xxxxx

ps.. i forgot to say bye here so i came back to edit it and i come to find out that Robin has done it for me! so thank you Robin xxxx

Robin told me that i had another bloody surprise lined up for me and i was not looking forward to it at all! not only because i dont feel very well but also he said that i was gonna love it! automaticaly that means im gonna hate it….soo we shall wait and see what today brings for me and my surprise.

7:35

The phones were going crazy and we dint have enough time to take all of them so Robin told me to put 2 callers together sooo we had 2 calls on air at the same time, but instead of the callers talking to Robin the 2 callers were talking to each other and the little guy said that I should stop moaning about all these things that hapen to me because it makes good radio! im thinking YES i know it makes good radio but i dont diserve to be beaten up and electrocuted every week!
my surprise was here…he came early and i even had a choice weather to have my surprise before 8 or after 8 and i was like wateva, lets just get it over and done with! sooo now im sitting here while One Shot is playing waiting for my bloody surprise…..

7:40

Well this dude called Adam gave us a shout and Robin new who he was because Adam contacted Robin through emails and Adam had a song for us to play on the radio sooo i was like this better be good….and i was expecting some kind of dubstep or dance music but NO it was a cover of Elaine Page – I Dream a Dream, you know what i was very surprised! he is 14 years old and he has an amazing voice allthough the mixing down of it was dreadfull but other than that i really enjoyed it

Well it was time for my big surprise and i got to say i was sooo scared because my previous surprises were not that great! but as soon as this guy walked in i could smell the colone on him and i thought well theres no way that its gnna be a wrestler or anything like that soo it must be an allright surprise..then Robin asked this special guest to speak a little bit to see if i could understand him and this guy started to talk in a scouser accent automaticaly i new who it was!!! I WAS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING LIKE “I KNOW WHO THAT IS OMG OMG OMG” then i finaly got to ask him a question and i asked him the most obvious question ever and that was “is your name Dave?” it a little personal joke that he does and his like….”the call me petro, mareles,maganzales,maroco,maloso, magosto but just call me Daveeeeee!!!!!!! from Dudlyyyyyyyy!!!!!” and everytime he sais im on the floor LAUGHING…soo i took my blind fold off and i jumped up out my seat and went to hug him…Why is my cousin Andreas Kattou soo cool well he is Mr Rugby 2009 and he is Mr England 2009 he is reaaaly cool and heres a picture of him

well he is raising money for our little cousin that sadly passed away just before Christmas over a Heart Attack at only 14 but Andrea is raising money for the British Heart Foundation and it would be amazing if any of you would donate some money over to him…he is doing a sponsered Sky Dive at the end of February. soo head on over to www.justgiving.com/alexikattou and donate anything that you can…Thank you

8:40

Robin had a fun radio game for us to play and it was Truth or Dare and i thought hmm ill go for the dare and the dare was that i get electrocuted by a zapper thing and bloody hell it hurts

 Thats it! that is it!  i hope you liked it….

Theo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

7:35

Alan gave us a call in to see how we were and to tell us that his birthday is on Tuesday and Robin said oo wow so why dont you get Theo to DJ your party and Alan said “NO NO NO i got a better idea! how about i come in and sit on the show Tuesday night” Robin was like yeaa yeaa sounds good what do u think about that Theo then i was like mate im sorry but the Brits are on then and were not on air that night and Alan dint like it, so he offered to come in on Monday sooo Robin said allright then lets do it! then i said the only way im gonna let him in is if he brings in some cake! Alan said yeaaa ill try my best. well Alan i want some cake!

7:40

Last month, some guy named Robert Friedman was kicked out of Starbucks, for ordering a happy meal! Nooo im joking. This guy started banging on walls, and generally making a scene.  But Robert didn’t do it because he’s AN IDIOT. HE JUST WANTED HIS HAPPY MEAL, that’s all he ever wanted! Nooo but seriously he did it because he has tourettes syndrome. Now Robert’s suing Starbucks for discrimination.  We will keep you updated soo don’t worry, but I think he will get his happy meal at the end.. I think it’s the star wars toy this week.

8:20
We called Alan back to tell him not to bother bringing a cake round on Monday because were gonna throw him a birthday party and were gonna get YOU the listeners to come in and celebrate Alan’s special birthday…so if you do wanna come go to www.robinbanks.co.uk and leave Robin a message for details for Monday..you do not wanna miss out on this mayhem of a party!

8:30
Does anyone watch Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel well if you do you would know Phil Harris he was the captain on the Cornelia Marie and im sorry to say but he died after suffering a stroke on January 29^th at the age of 53. Phil’s sons, Jake and Josh, issued a statement saying,”It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad.  Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. “For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down.  We will remember and celebrate that strength.  Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”
9:15
Thin Casey gave us a call to tell us what he done on his radio show from 7-9 and he told us that apparently men take longer getting ready than women do yup Mr Casey told us that men take an average of 81 minutes to get ready while women only take 79 minutes soo we take longer. Just to clean the air i have been wearing the same clothes since 1991 and Robin turns up to the radio station looking like a…….tramp! i mean the first time i met him on our previous job he was wearing pijamas to work! im like WTF what kind of profesional are you! but i supose hes a radio person and no one looks at him. but thanks Casey for your great stories!

9:30
OMG this has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life!!!! Robin brought to us a very weird and totaly un-called for gallery about people that do crazy stuff to them selfs because they think it looks cool! but it actually looks very stupid, and it makes you un-employable. this actually made me feel sick after i seen the pictures. i dint even get through them all, i just couldnt handle it. Im sorry i let you down once again.

Here is the picture Gallery
9:40
James called usto tell that he was watching Kidulthood and i told him that my favourite part is were some guy gets a keyboard and smacks it on the back of some other guys head and it looks really funny, then all of a sudden i cnt remember why because i had a bit of black out but i was mouthing away to Robin because i could have him so Robin said well why dont we have a fight right now and i said WHAT NOW! he said yup and the code word was “I give up, Your the best NO RETURNS” so im like well im gonna say it cuz Robin would kick my ass so he came over my side and he started punching me and then he through me on the couch and i started to shout “why are you punching me!? is because im Greek? is it because im better looking than you? is it because your fat and ugly? is it because i have a girlfriend that loves me?” and he wouldnt answer to any of them….so he went back to James and told him that we had to go BUT I NEVER SAID THAT I GIVE UP! sooo I WIN!

Thats ittttttt!!!!!!!!

byeeeeeeeeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

7:25
Nick called and Robin thought that he was Michelle the weird lady that wants Robin but it turns out it was Nick our number 1 caller of the day! Nick tried to be funny but he dint really get very far…so then Nick told us that the gas man was round just for a Gas check then he asked Robin if he had a

7:35

Well I shared a little bit of personal information with everyone and that’s If you get the ring of death on your Xbox it doesn’t mean that your Xbox is dead! Check your power supply and if you have a Red, Orange or NO LIGHT on there then it’s your power supplies fault that’s all it is! Even though it’s called the ring of death it doesn’t mean its dead…that are Theo the Greeks Xbox tip of the day.

7:40

Robin showed me this video of this guy that uses a microphone as a……. well watch and find out!!! BUT also watch the video of Robin and me (for 1 second) on ITV News Central, Robin dint want to do this on air because he has this phobia of seeing him self in the mirror or on TV, that’s why his so ugly because he never looks in the mirror. Well anyway watch the video here….

8:20

Well Valentines Day is just around the corner and for all you single ladies that want to get back on your ex boyfriend Robin gave you 5 gifts to say “I Hate You”  

1.)  BITTERSWEETS.  They’re just like those little heart-shaped sweets, but instead of saying things like “Kiss Me,” “Love You,” or “Be Mine,” they say things like “Mutual Disgust,” “Booty Too Big,” and “Return My CD’s.”

2.)  “SEX FOR DUMMIES.”  Yep, they actually have a book called “Sex for Dummies.”  Send it to that ex you hate, and include a note that says you hope they have more success in their future relationships.

3.)  “LOVE STINKS” SOAP.  It’s a big, pink, heart-shaped bar of soap with the words “Love Stinks” carved right into the front of it.  It sends the message that your relationship was awful . . . but it also implies that the other person literally STINKS.

4.)  A DOORMAT.  Just think of the underlying implication.  It’s the perfect way to say, “You

Don’t get to treat ME like a doormat anymore.”

5.)  THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW.  It’s like a regular pillow, but with an arm sticking out the side that wraps around you.  It’s basically like saying, “I’m glad we’re not sleeping together anymore.  Here’s a memory-foam version of me so you don’t get lonely.”

Or you can just rent Robin out for a night and send him over your ex’s house and tell Robin to get naked…that would be readably bad!

8:40

I come into the radio station today and I open to check my emails and I got an email from ann. summers saying that someone has sent me a gift! Imp like ok this is probably junk mail or a spam so I was looking at it and there was a video attached to it so I press play and I thought this is such a waste of time. There was a half naked man and he was lying on a couch talking and telling me how this GUY was thinking about me when he was at work and that he wanted me and all that stuff! And while all this was going on I could see MY NAME in the background going across the screen! Imp like WTF who sent me this…I still don’t know. I guess that’s the power of radio for yaw!

My friend Kieran got in touch with us because he has a dream about me, well it was a nightmare more like but he tried to tell me about it at college but I stopped him and I told him to call up the station and tell me about it on air. Well what happened was that I was at a club in Birmingham and I was on the podium dancing and I thought that I could fly so I tried to fly and I splattered on the floor and Robin came over and he tasted my blood to make sure it was my own blood and he said “yup that’s theist blood all right!” so I had a massive reception that took place in my college canteen because there was to many people to fit in the church then Kieran woke up and he was crying bless him.

Robin told everyone to go on the website to look at some pictures of women getting revenge on their man destroying there cars they are really bad why don’t you have a look but I asked Robin to watch the ITV News clip but he dint want to and I said to him:

Is it because you’re ugly?

Is it because u has rubbish hair?

Is it because you’re a little bit chubby?

Is it because you hate your voice?

Is it because you think that robin from the video will jump out and bite you?

Is it because you scream when you look at urn self?

Robin has his own theme song! And he was rubbing it in to me on how he does and I don’t have one how rubbish is that! I can believe him, it’s the coolest thing ive ever heard! It’s just ridiculous; I wish I had a theme song. But don’t worry people I am working on it.
 

Thats it people im off!!!!!!!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XXXXXxXXXxXxxxXxxxXxXxXxXxX

7:10

Robin told us a story about when he was sleeping on Saturday night and he thought that someone broke into his house! Yeaa seriously he actually thought that. So what he did while he was sleeping he got up from his bed put his clothes on and while he was doing that he big scary German sheperd was going crazy and also his bride to be was laughing her head of just because Robin was so scared that someone broke into the house so then Robin realised that no one broke into his house…he just farted in his sleep, and that woke him up! Would be werid if he actually new the truth that it wasn’t him that farted….it was me! I was hiding underneath his bed.

7:25
Robin tried to tell us about the news with the Toyota recalls how Toyota are gonna recall 8.1 million of their cars because most of them are all broken <—-did you see what I did there? Well anyway Robin made a little song about a guy that bought a Toyota for his dad and he was gonna play the clip but when he pressed play computer froze soo it dint really go down as smooth as he wanted to so Robin put the last song on again and started the song from the beginning again! I KNOW HOW PROFESIONAL IS HE! Man seriously who did he sleep with to get this gig!?

We called up some girl hat kept on txting us and she never picked up the phone soo Robin left an answer msg using a mega phone it was really funny he told her to not txt or call in ever again..i dont think he meant what he said but he did say it so then he felt bad so he gave her a cal back to say sorry…using the mega phone again!

we told this person that if they picked up the phone when we called them back we were gonna give them a brand new phone and not just and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and this girl dint even pick up!

7:50

so the Dan called up and Robin was asking him questions like what school do you go and whos your favourite teacher and he said that he hasnt got one so Robin asked him what teacher dont you like and he said no one, so Robin said to him if you name a teacher that you dont like ill give you a brand new phone and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and he still wouldn’t say a name so i told him to just make a name up so that he can get a brand new phonw but he failed to do that when he said Mr Jones the most common name in the world! so Robin dint give him a phone….

8:10

it was time for me to talk about my Saturday night expierience at Bambu nightclub in Birmingham. Well were do i begin, we were supose to be on the guest list and the que for the guestlist was longer than the normal que and i was thinking erm…allrighty then! so we finaly got to the front of the que and i asked the lady that was checking for everyones names on the list, if Laura was around and she was like NO SHES NOT SHES UPSTAIRS! im like ok and the bouncer was giving me evils and i thought he was gonna roundhouse kick my ass! so then we get upstairs and theirs 2 rooms 1 room for the Dance/Electro room and another room for the RnB music and to get in that room you had to que up! we qued up and the room was about the same size as your normal sized kitchen! it was tiny so we went straight out into the Dance room and some guy droped a glass on the floor by accident and the people that work their dint even come to clean it up untill about 6 minutes and anyone could of hurt them selfs really bad but anyway, so as the night went along i thought id go and request a song and the DJ told me to F*CK O*F! i was like OMG AS IF A PRO DJ WOULD DO THAT!so i was like allright then and i walked away. but yeaaa sorry Bambu its just how i feel

8:40

Well this restaurant somewere in the world I cant remember the name because ill be honest with you I wasn’t really listening. But anyway this restaurant is promoting sex in bathrooms for valentines day! How cool is that! The owner of the restaurant her name is erm……Judith well Judith said that “this does happen quite often in here, and its not allowed, so we thought why not let people do what they have to do in the toilets just for Valentines weekend” soo I thought that’s good but it would be preety weird how your going crazy in a little cubicle and theirs another couple in the cubicle next door making more noise than you….a little bit weird if you ask me.

Me and Robin came in quite early today because we had a big meeting, yeaa Robin got fired, tonight is our last show….just joking lol but we were here early so Robin took me out to a restaurant and he ordered a steak and i ordered a lamb shank and for some reason Robin found that extremely funny so he kept on saying how was your “lamp shank” and everyone outside that we work with everyone was like how was you lamb shank did you enjoy it? i was like WTF is it!? and no one would tell me! untill now…Robin finallly told me off air and i was like was that it! i cant tell you what it is but its not that dirty lol just use your imagination.

Visit http://www.theothegreek.com/

Or

http://www.robinbanks.co.uk/ but last time I checked their both the same! Because someone directed my website on Robins facebook page! I wonder who did that!

Anyway im off! See you all later…. xxxxx

Robin Replayed yesterdays phone call of when my girlfriend called in to say what the hell is hapening because of what Robin got me to do, he got me to call this model that droped off her number on the envelope so we gave her a call and i asked her out for a date thinking that she we will turn me down! BUT NO she was like yeaa yeaa lets do it and im like WTF….then we told her that she was live on air and she was not happy! she was soo angry that she stormed into the radio HQ and she started a riot…long story short….i got a slap around the face…..i got finger nail marks on my cheek…. and she broke my glasses! all this because Robin forced me to do somthing that i dint wanna do…

7:25
Jessica called and she is the Managing direcor of J Model Agency and she preety much owns Ocean and Ocean is the girl that came in yesterday well she said that she was the organiser of the whole even thats hapening at the town hall tommorow at 9pm and then we come to find out that Ocean is just a promo girl and nothing more and that Jessica owns her…well thats what she said anyway….

7:50

we were still geting calls about what Robin said last night when he opened up a subject that took us to Narnia and back..Robin said “i garantee that every man does this but untill we told them they had no idea that they do this but its a fact EVERY MAN DOES THIS! and everyone was sooo intriged to find out what it was that they were all calling to find out what this thing what” then we kept on getting calls asking about what this thing whas because everyone wanted to know…then we get a call from this girl and she really wannted to know but i insisted that Robin dint tell her because it just ruins lifes so then Robin got a blow horn and he told her that there was no way that she would tell her and that she needs to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwhich! then she hung up….and about 10minutes later she called in saying sorry i dint mean to hang up can u still tell me….Robin was like ok but i dont wanna tell you….she was like JUST TELL ME! so he put his mic down and told her and after she dint beilive us!

8:20

Me and Robin came in quite early today because we had a big meeting, yeaa Robin got fired, tonight is our last show….just joking lol but we were here early so Robin took me out to a restaurant and he ordered a steak and i ordered a lamb shank and for some reason Robin found that extremely funny so he kept on saying how was your “lamp shank” and everyone outside that we work with everyone was like how was you lamb shank did you enjoy it? i was like WTF is it!? and no one would tell me! untill now…Robin finallly told me off air and i was like was that it! i cant tell you what it is but its not that dirty lol just use your imagination.

On today’s blog im not going to right exactly what hapend because these are the 2 main things that did happen and they took up most of the show….

7:10

Well what a start to the show! some tickets came in today from Ocean the model that was on air yesterday promoting her Event on Saturday and basicly she sent over 2 tickets with her number on it so i thought that number was for me then Robin said why dont you call her and try and get a date and im thinking hmmmm allright then, but i was thinking she is gonna turn me down like theres no tommorow but she was flirting with me and i was like WTF DO I DO!!! so the Robin jumped in and said ok ok ok are you allright Ocean? because your saying yes to a dfate with Theo and Ocean dint know that she was live on air so she got really angry, hung up and ran to the studios to have a go at us then about 15 mintues later Ocean turns up face like thunder! im like you allright shes like “do i look allright!” im like OHHHH NOO then she comes on and said how angry she was at the fact that we played her and that it was a joke and that she wanted to slap me, which she did after wards and im thinking oh no what if my girlfriend finds out about this, what do i do?? i got forced into calling her and asking her out…its peer presure i dont think this is legal…is it? well anyway during all this im thinking oh SH*T if my girlfriend hears any of this im dead! then i get a txt on my phone saying WTF! and im like ohh nooo she heard it! then Robin took my phone away from me so that i wasnt distracted but i was like mate its my girlfriend i cnt just ignore her! but little did i know that about 10 mins later Robin had her on the phone and Sammy was like “what the hell!! i want an explenation” im like “Robin why would you call Sammy live on air! that just totaly crosed the line!” then Robin was like “allright Sammy shall we tell him?” im like “OMG DO NOT BEGIN TO TELL ME THAT THIS WAS ALL A JOKE!” and you know what? IT BLOODY WAS! i couldnt bilieve it my ownGirlfriend was in on the deal! i couldnt believe it! i thought she was gonna break up with me over the radio. it felt horrible but she said she loved me at the end of the phone call soo im guesing shes not mad.

Robin started an absolute RIOT on air today we got SOOO MANY CALLS!!! i mean all our lights were flashing! and basicly what Robin said is that i garantee that every man does this but untill we told them they had no idea that they do this but its a fact EVERY MAN DOES THIS! and everyone was sooo intriged to find out what it was that they were all calling to find out what this thing what…and im affraid im not alloud to put this on the BLOG but every single bloke does it! you cant help but to do it! and we got SO MANY CALLS i mean the phones were going crazy we were getting like 8 calls AT THE SAME TIME!!! and just to let you know EVERY SINGLE BLOKE that we put air said YES they have all done it! im sorry ladies but its true we cant help it. but some women did call in and i told Robin not to tell them but he wouldn’t listen and out of the 3 women that we got on 2 of them started laughing 1 of them hung up on us and the 1 from the 2 women wished we never told her! she was begging for us to tell her…we just did what she wanted sooo you cant blame us for that….but out of about 30-40 calls that we took 100% of men do it.

That’s all from me today on the next Blog I will have links on were you van go to listen to these bits on the net soo you don’t feel left out when you read this.

Theo xxxxx

7:25

Well im sure you heard the stories about this cat called Oscar that when he goes near a patient at the Steere House Nursing Home they will soon die. And he is right EVERYTIME, how creepy is that? Well everyone was talking about this but Robin obviosly went one step fruther and created his little parody thing about Robin beeing a doctor and he has a patient and the cat goes near the patient and because Oscar is always right and the patient was perfectly fine Dr Banks shoots the patient to keep Oscar on his 100% correct deaths score. It sounds really funny.

 some guy called in to say that Robin’s story was genius but because Robin was hurt i had to pick up the phone and i was talking to him untill Robin cut into my call saying how he was dead and i was like well your not dead cuz your talking but why are you cuting into my phone call just go back on the floor where you were this is my call.

7:45

Well it was my turn to tell everyone about what hapend when I went into hospital for my little procedure when they had to shove a camera down my throat to look around in my stomach. Well first off they numbed the back of my throat with some spray thing so that I don’t feel anything going down and then they injected some drug in me that made me a little bit dozey just so that I dint hurt as much but it hurt EVEN WORSE because the doctor got blood EVERYWERE When he tried to inject me with this drug (I was thinking wow this should be good) The camera was as fat as my thumb The shoved it down and I could feel it when they were moving it around my stomach, I was heaving but because I dint eat for 13 hours nothing was coming out They pulled it out then they were looking at me strangely for some reason and then they gave me biscuits to eat because they felt sorry for me They told me that I had nothing wrong with me because of that drug would apparently “make me make horrible decisions” like join the French Foreign Legion and im thinking how can I do that? Im not even French! But they wouldn’t let me come here by my self.

8:10

Ocean called in and Ocean was a girl that we met outside the station by the recption area because she was handing out flyers for a fashion show that she was modeling for and she was a hot model so Robin wanted to bring her on the show as a little surprise for Alan but when Robin told the boss what we had planed for this model to do, the boss wouldnt allow us to bring the girls in which was a shocker, but she called in to plug her show and it was somthing about a fashion show in Birmnigham on Saturday at the Town Hall at 5:30 and everyone should go. i wanted to flirt with this chick but i have a very beautiful girlfriend that i love very much soo i dint flirt or anything!

8:20

Well it was time to do Alans quiz thing that he wanted to do about the Grand National. what kind of person would wanna tune in on their weeknight and listen in about the grand national???NO ONE WOULD! its just boring, its an event thats done once a year and it lasts 10 minutes then everyone forgets about it! untill the year after, so i said theres no point doing it because no one would call in and no one called untill a light went off on our computers and some guy called John had a question got Alan and i think John is Alan’s friends thats the only reason why this guy called in with an easy question.

Well Robin started to ask Alan a bunch of questions about the grand national and you know what this guy was answering them like there was no tommorow and he was geting them all right untill this kid called Oliver called in to ask Alan “who won the Gran National race THIS YEAR” and this years race hasn’t been yet so Alan thought that Oliver was talking about last years race but NO IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! so Alan got one wrong sooo he got 90% of the answer correct so he is not perfect but he is preety damn good! mind you i bet i could of got every single question right :p

8:50
well as Alan was about to leave the show as he was on from 8-9pm Robin had a very special gift to Alan to say thank you, so all of a sudden i see Robin get up from his seat and go to the edge of the desk, bend over and pick up an old but yet small TV and he gave it to Alan as a gift to say thank you for beeing such a star on our show. Alan was over the moon when Robin handed the TV i think he might dump it on the side of the street as soon he walks out the building.

9:20

Joe called to help Robin about his facebook dillema and she told that his www.robinbanks.co.uk page is working fine and then i told her kick up www.theothegreek.com to see if its working ans eh said yes its working fine so then i said to her ok what about www.theothegreek.co.uk then Robin yelled out “NO joe dont do that!, its Theo’s gay page” then i was like no mate its not then she typed in www.gaypage.com thinking that, that was my facebook page then i was like NOOOO THATS NOT MY PAGE and robin was like YES IT IS, GO THERE!!!

9:50

Thin Casey called in to do his bit on the radio bit and i was like what your gonna slowly replace me with Thin casey? and Robin said yes thats the plan and then Thin Casey had a little story about how these people probably in China how that invented this machine that goes in Offices that transfers normal paper into toilet roll, and how you use 45 pieces of paper to make 1 bog roll and this machine costs 65 grand and im thinking why waste that much money? you can just use paper for toilet paper or as Casey said just use your hand. then i suggested that me and Casey should do a show together but id have to run it because i think that Casey is rubish.

Apparently i got fired! Well since I wasn’t here yesterday because I was in the hospital, Robin told everyone that he fired me! How could he do that? Well anyway scott called in to say how he started crying last night because he thought that i got fired and he thinks that im funny and that I should never get fired. Well Scott im sure ill get fired one day, when that will be I do not know….

 Thats all from me. now im gonna go and eat some McDonalds and go crazy on the train on my way to Birmingham

Peace xxxx

 Theooooo