Robin played what i think its the best christmas song yet its called “throw it in the sack” and its all about the elfs wanting a break but Santa wont give them one how dare he the elfs work for 364 days a year Santa works for 1 and he gets all the credit! not fair if you ask me!

i got my first big interview and i got to meet and talk to Tiger Woods and we played the whole interview with him, he is such a good guy and i could see in his eyes that he was just really sad about everything that hapened these past couple of weeks, we bonded really well and we got on and were buddies and everything, it was 3 minutes long and Robin was like why was it so long and i said well its because we got on soooo well.

Aisha called in to tell us that she thought that the Tiger Woods interview was FAKE! HOW DARE SHE!!! but she was like ma mamamamama its fake blah blah blah its sooo obvious that its fake! and Robin was on her side saying “yeaaa how many days it take for you to pull out old bits of Tiger’s interviews”  iwas like what it only took me a day to go meet him and come back again! but you know what i think? everyone is just jealous because i got to meet the mighty Tiger and Robin and Aisha dint! but ahhh well they will eventually get over it!

Now a story to make every straight male say to him self FU*K i wish my school was like that!
Last month, while students at a school, were watching a talent show in the school hall, a cleaner named Robert Colantuoni walked into a classroom . . . and found two hot, young female teachers in it.33-year-old French teacher named Cindy Mauro, and a married 29-year-old Spanish teacher named Alini Brito . . . were both, quote, “undressed.”
Just think FRENCH and SPANISH the 2 best combinations of women after Greek and Irish of course. but the way i see it, why cant this happen to us when we were at school??? GUTTED!

i dont understand why people wont bilieve me when i say that the interview was real! it was 100% legit and no one would bilieve me.

Robin asked me to go on the website to check out some cute polar bears but OMG! as soon as i seen the pictures i felt sick! it was an adult polar bear eating a cub polar bear it was sick! By the way, before you point out that this is man’s fault because climate change has forced polar bears into cannibalism, you should know that the global polar bear population is FIVE TIMES what it was in the 1960s.

so that means that theres 5 times more small cute polar bears for big polar bears to just feast on???

Back then, there were only about 5,000 polar bears in the world.  But now, hunting regulations have allowed the polar bear population to increase to 25,000.  What I’m getting at is that this isn’t man’s fault at all . . . polar bears are just messed up.

Check out some pretty graphic photos of an adult polar bear making a meal of a polar bear cub, here . . .

There are only so many details available about this next story.  But what I’ve got is pretty cool.
–On Monday afternoon, an unidentified 70-year-old woman was at home alone when a burglar smashed through her sliding glass door and entered the house.
When the burglar noticed the woman, he pointed his gun at her and yelled, quote, “Get on the ground!”
But instead of lying down, the woman told the robber she couldn’t move because she was having a HEART ATTACK.
At which point the burglar freaked out, and ran out the back door without taking anything.
But the woman WASN’T having a heart attack.  She only pretended like she was so the burglar would leave.  And it actually worked.
As of last night, the police still hadn’t caught the burglar.

sooo am thinking that the thief left the poor old women to die! how nice is he! NOT. well atleast one this is for sure he is not gonna break in anywere else because he allready has one death on his coscience.

IS THE GUY YOU FANCY LIVING AT HOME WITH HIS PARENTS???…

theres only one thing to do! leave them and get with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! i promise i wont disapoint….but seriously according to a new poll 13 percent of parents with grown children said that one or more of their kids had to move back home.  And a lot of them are men.  But that doesn’t mean they’re COMPLETELY un-dateable.
Here are four benefits of dating a guy who still lives with his mom . . .

#1.)  CLEAN LAUNDRY. Guys wear the same clothes over and over again . . . and the smell of stale B.O. is never sexy.  But if he’s still living at home with his parents, he probably smells more like Tide.

(can i just say that my underwear are always clean and brand new……..i also feel em out preaty good )

#2.)  A BETTER DVD COLLECTION. The average single guy’s DVD library includes “South Park”, the “Godfather” trilogy, and “The Big Lebowski”.  But if he’s still living at home, you’ve got Mom and Dad’s DVDs to choose from too.

again me i have all the best films from 40 year old virgin (robin) to superbad, Iron Man, TRANSFORMERS and even Bad Boys 1 and 2

#3.)  HOMEMADE MEALS. As long as his parents don’t mind you sleeping over, you get to look forward to all those great breakfast foods YOU’RE too lazy to cook.

but me im a great cook! if you like steak am the best at cooking it, seriously its amazing!

#4.)  HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME MONEY SAVED UP. Living at home has a certain stigma, but when you’re trying to save money, it’s SMART.
–If he’s got a job, and he’s not paying rent, then there might actually be some cash sitting in his bank account.

but who needs cash when you can date someone thats on the radio! i always say “a real man, is a man thats on the radio”

SO LADIES THINK ABOUT IT AND GET BACK TO ME!

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thats all from me, men carry on watchin x rated material…………………..ladies………CALL ME!

Theo xxxxx