7:35

Alan gave us a call in to see how we were and to tell us that his birthday is on Tuesday and Robin said oo wow so why dont you get Theo to DJ your party and Alan said “NO NO NO i got a better idea! how about i come in and sit on the show Tuesday night” Robin was like yeaa yeaa sounds good what do u think about that Theo then i was like mate im sorry but the Brits are on then and were not on air that night and Alan dint like it, so he offered to come in on Monday sooo Robin said allright then lets do it! then i said the only way im gonna let him in is if he brings in some cake! Alan said yeaaa ill try my best. well Alan i want some cake!

7:40

Last month, some guy named Robert Friedman was kicked out of Starbucks, for ordering a happy meal! Nooo im joking. This guy started banging on walls, and generally making a scene.  But Robert didn’t do it because he’s AN IDIOT. HE JUST WANTED HIS HAPPY MEAL, that’s all he ever wanted! Nooo but seriously he did it because he has tourettes syndrome. Now Robert’s suing Starbucks for discrimination.  We will keep you updated soo don’t worry, but I think he will get his happy meal at the end.. I think it’s the star wars toy this week.

8:20
We called Alan back to tell him not to bother bringing a cake round on Monday because were gonna throw him a birthday party and were gonna get YOU the listeners to come in and celebrate Alan’s special birthday…so if you do wanna come go to www.robinbanks.co.uk and leave Robin a message for details for Monday..you do not wanna miss out on this mayhem of a party!

8:30
Does anyone watch Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel well if you do you would know Phil Harris he was the captain on the Cornelia Marie and im sorry to say but he died after suffering a stroke on January 29^th at the age of 53. Phil’s sons, Jake and Josh, issued a statement saying,”It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad.  Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. “For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down.  We will remember and celebrate that strength.  Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers.”
9:15
Thin Casey gave us a call to tell us what he done on his radio show from 7-9 and he told us that apparently men take longer getting ready than women do yup Mr Casey told us that men take an average of 81 minutes to get ready while women only take 79 minutes soo we take longer. Just to clean the air i have been wearing the same clothes since 1991 and Robin turns up to the radio station looking like a…….tramp! i mean the first time i met him on our previous job he was wearing pijamas to work! im like WTF what kind of profesional are you! but i supose hes a radio person and no one looks at him. but thanks Casey for your great stories!

9:30
OMG this has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life!!!! Robin brought to us a very weird and totaly un-called for gallery about people that do crazy stuff to them selfs because they think it looks cool! but it actually looks very stupid, and it makes you un-employable. this actually made me feel sick after i seen the pictures. i dint even get through them all, i just couldnt handle it. Im sorry i let you down once again.

Here is the picture Gallery
9:40
James called usto tell that he was watching Kidulthood and i told him that my favourite part is were some guy gets a keyboard and smacks it on the back of some other guys head and it looks really funny, then all of a sudden i cnt remember why because i had a bit of black out but i was mouthing away to Robin because i could have him so Robin said well why dont we have a fight right now and i said WHAT NOW! he said yup and the code word was “I give up, Your the best NO RETURNS” so im like well im gonna say it cuz Robin would kick my ass so he came over my side and he started punching me and then he through me on the couch and i started to shout “why are you punching me!? is because im Greek? is it because im better looking than you? is it because your fat and ugly? is it because i have a girlfriend that loves me?” and he wouldnt answer to any of them….so he went back to James and told him that we had to go BUT I NEVER SAID THAT I GIVE UP! sooo I WIN!

Thats ittttttt!!!!!!!!

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