7:10

WOOHOOO Today it was non other than Chuck Norris’s 70th birthday and i was soooo excited because i had a song for him and everything and jokes! i mean today has to be the most excited i have ever been to come on air to you good people. The song about Chuck Norris that i had ready was for after 8pm but it was really good and the jokes that we had were funny so we couldnt hold it in.

The joke was all about how great Chuck Norris is and just to say Happy Birthday to the legend him self, but the jokes were just hilarious!!! these are a couple of Chuck Norris gags that me and Robin had lined up.

If you spell Chuck Norris at Scrabble you win…FOREVER

 Chuck Norris can complete a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves

 Chuck Norris CAN Judge a book by its cover

 Superman wears Chuck Norris Pijammas to bed

 The Original title for Alien Vs Predator was Alien and Predator VS CHUCK NORRIS

 The only element chuck norris believes in, is the element of suprise

 If Chuck Norrris had 5, and you had 5. Chuck Norris would have more money than you!

 Chuck norris can slam revolving doors Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin… Its
decendants today are known as giraffes

 When Chuck noriss does a press up, he doesnt move up, he pushes the world down

 Chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes scared of the dark, because the darks
scared of him

 When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said “say please”,

 We kept it going for ages.

 The original title for Alien Vs Predator was alien and predator vs chuck norris

 Chuck norris has 2 speeds walk and kill

 Chuck Norris is the reason why Osama Binladen is still hiding.

 There are no steriods in football just people that Chuck Norris breathed on.

 Superman and Chuck Norris had a competition on who has the most testicles, Chuck Norriswon….BY 5

 Chuck Norris can make an Onion Cry

 Im sorry i could go on for days!

 8:30

 Well i got a chance to work with the thunders on non smoking day and i had to dress up as a fag. Yes a fag! it was quite good to be honest it started off boring but i made the best of it and i ended up having a great time with all the thunders team. I got to talk to everyone that was walking around and i got to go on stage to perform queen i want to break free and i had to wear a pink t-shirt a wig and a moustache it was quite good i had fun you can get the pictures on www.theothegreek.com

a little bit short today sorry about that but ive been all over the place

have a good day/night

Theo xxxxx