Robin has his very own driving school for driving on the ice! I dint even know this. My dad should go to this class because when he pulled out the drive to take me to college, instead of going slow he speeds up to make sure he gets enough grip on the tyres :/ then he brakes instantly and he did a 180 degree spin on the road! Im like WTF dad! He was like “don’t vory this car, very good for snow!” “That the reason I bought it” then he speeds up again! If I don’t turn up for the show 1 day, now you know why!

If you missed it you can just listen to it HERE

Abi called to tell us that she was watching the road! Sooo we liked her and we biged up our chest for her. Yes we are cool like that!

Chelsea called because she got jealous of Abi so she thought she would call and tell us what she was up to and she told us that she was on facebook and doing something else that I dint quite get.

In 2006, a study found that producing just one McDonalds cheeseburger leaves a carbon footprint equal to that of nearly SEVEN POUNDS of carbon dioxide.  And a big part of that is due to the METHANE GAS released by beef cattle.

WTF….no idea what that mean. I think it means that it’s caused by cattle BREAKING WIND.

Now, officials for McDonalds in the UK have announced they’re “going green” and conducting a three-year study examining the methane gas emissions of cattle on its farms.

Officials say the idea is to somehow increase efficiency while reducing methane emissions at the same time . . . whatever that means.

An equally vague company spokesman says, quote, “This groundbreaking project will help drive further reductions in our beef supply chain.  At the same time, it should also deliver real financial benefits to the farmer.”

Honestly, the only reason I’m telling you about this at all is because McDonald’s is measuring the gaseousness of cows, and I think that’s funny.  Sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

And, yeah, it’s Monday evening.. You’ve got work or school tomorrow.  But look at it this way:  No matter how much YOUR job or school sucks, at least you won’t be spending the next three years measuring the frequency and amount of cow flatulence on a cattle farm.  You’ve still got that… and for that be thankful and rejoice!! I think what Robin is trying to say is that next time you moan about how much work or homework you have just think ooyeaa theres some smart science people smelling and testing poo for 3 years! NOW there job is SH*T………..literally.

Robin showed me this disturbing video of a Spanish woman that’s on TV and she has the BIGEST rack I have ever seen! Now theirs no way am gonna tell you anymore! Just check this video out and you’ll see what I mean! But all im gonna say is just imagine her poor husbands or boyfriends head that’s there instead of the water melon….she would be all right in bed, just don’t get her angry!

CHECK THAT OUT HERE….

Well as you probably know this show goes out on a bunch of different stations like BRMB, Mercia, Beacon and even Wyvern…now someone on Wyvern’s end messed up the adverts that were suppose to go and because of that I had a chance to shine! soo I spoke to all of you beautiful wyvern listeners for 2 and a half minutes, if you were tuned in to the other stations, you TOTALY missed out, I told them what I had on the blog so far and stuff you know it was pretty damn good to be honest with you! I wish that happens more often.

Over the weekend, a bunch of animal rights activists decided they were going to protest the use of leather at . . . of all things . . . a MOTORCYCLE RALLY in America.Apparently, the activists all showed up in a Volkswagen van and started calling the bikers “murderers.” As if sweet cuddly bikers would ever hurt anything!  Anyway long story short, one animal rights activist says the bikers used him as a toilet, peeing on him and calling him “La Trene” because he’s French.  Another says a biker forced him to ride on the back of his bike all day . . . because his old lady was out of town. Others say they were forced to eat burgers and hot dogs under duress.  And those who resisted were held down while several bikers BROKE WIND on their heads. How childish! As if anyone would do that A few hours later, two of the activists were found taped inside the rubbish bin of a fast food restaurant.  And three others are still missing. I think that the missing people like the taste of burgers so now there in an n island together eating nothing but meat!

Robin called my mummy and he asked her what she was up to and my mum said ON THE BLOODY RADIO that she was listening to Caroline’s sex show last night and that she was very interested! How embarrassing then Robin asked my mum were I kept my condoms and she rightly said my draw next to my bed! I HATE ROBIN I haven’t talked to him since.

Some women spent 10grand to look like Jessica Rabbit! The 3D visual effects on her must be amazing! (Since she’s a cartoon) but seriously I can’t believe people would do that! Yes ive heard of people doing plastic surgery to look like their celebrity idol, but a cartoon???REAAAALY! These six months ago, Annette decided it was time to finally live out her dream by spending £10,000 on plastic surgery in order to look more like Jessica Rabbit. Annette says, “Growing up, I’d always been fascinated with the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit.  I thought she was stunning and for years I longed to look like my idol . . . I sometimes get stopped in the street, and have had loads of nice compliments.” Annette also claims she’s been contacted by “Playboy” about doing a photo shoot.  If that’s true, “Playboy” is in MUCH worse shape than anyone could have possibly imagined.

We got this random caller that was a mute, and they never spoke all they did was cough once for yes and twice for no but there was a dog in the background and Robin played a scary dog voice clip to try and scare the little poppy but the little dog wasn’t backing away, he was just going at it like crazy! Every time we played the scary dog the little puppy would stop…listen to the big dog…then he would go crazy! But all we got from the mute person on the phone was that there a girl! That’s it.

Thats all from me today.

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