I was late today because of the bloody trains, they were all delayed by about 30minutes so that meant that I got here around half 7, Robin wasn’t very happy but ahhh well he will get over it I’m sure!  :)

 
Aparently Theres a Cd For. . . DOGS???

Is your dog a music-lover?  You have no idea right? 

Well, you can find out by picking up a copy of “Songs to Make Dogs Happy” a CD that’s meant exclusively . . . for dogs.  Seriously. According to Robin, the music is meant to calm dogs . . . and to help them deal with separation anxiety. A guy named Skip Haynes produced the album . . . and sings lead vocals on it.  He says, “[The music] is actually a bit nauseating for humans, although people do get addicted to it.But don’t worry if it doesn’t work on your pet dog just try it on your girlfriend! YES I went there! Then Steve called us to say that when we Robin played the song his dog went up to his girlfriends lap and he cuddled up to her and started to wiggle his tail. Now I don’t believe that, I think this Steve fellow might just be trying to get some radio time so he just went along with what we were saying, but he could have been telling truth. Who knows! I WANT PROOF!

Around 7:45 in the PM Robin gave single men a little bit of hope, i could tell you what he said, BUT i rather pitch it for you…

Are you lonely?

Bored at home all by your self?

Always getting turned down by women?

Are you afraid when it comes to getting in bed with a lady?

Maybe you don’t like condoms?

WELL I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!!!

The worlds FIRST loving Robot!

YES that’s right, you heard it here first folks only on the Robin Banks Show weeknights from 7 till 10

Now you can pick up your Robot called ROXXXY for only £9.99.99.99.

Not she’s only cheap! £4,500 depending on what you want on her!

Not only that, but Roxxxy’s race, hair colour, breast size and personality type can all be customized so she’ll look and act just like your ideal LOVING partner.

YES FOLKS THAT IS TRUE!!! weather you want a chuby women or a skinny women YOU yes YOU can pick!!! we can even shove her on a street corner to make it look legit, how does that sound???

Nick gave us a call NOOO NOT ABOUT THE DOLL  just for a chat, and he was at a bowling place AMF or JLS not quite sure but it was really noisy soo he went to the toilet, so i told him to make sure that he washes his hands Robin asked him if he was gonna have a number 1 or a number 2 but Nick dint answer, instead he said somthing that Robin dint understand but i picked it up because i am cool like that, i think he said something like “we came to bowling at 7:47, we went to McDonalds before” i asked if he had a happy meal and he did! They are the best but i eat like 4, i am fat!!!

Around half 8ish Robin said, It never ceases to amaze me all the ridiculous “academic” studies that somehow manage to get federal funding. But if your dyslexic level 2 i think what he tryed to say is that smart people are geting paid alot of money for doing stupid things and the big people upstairs are giving them money to do it! For example, a new University study has found that HAMSTERS like to get wasted on ALCOHOL. No, I’m not making this up.  Smart people  took three groups of hamsters . . . the first group was fed water, the second group was fed water laced with 10% alcohol, and the third group was fed water laced with 20% alcohol. 

 What they found is:

1.)  If given the choice between drinking water and water that’s laced with alcohol, hamsters prefer the booze.

2.)  Hamsters drink more heavily after dark.

3.)  After drinking for several days, hamsters have a hard time telling what time of day it is.  (–Because most hamsters can tell time???)

4.)  And overall, hamsters that drink alcohol are less active than hamsters that don’t.

5) Scientists have A LOT of free time on their hand! Instead of curing cancer they care more about hamsters getting drunk!  <—- that was my own little personal one,

The moral, of course, is that if you want to throw a totally rocking party, you need to put a bunch of hamsters on the guest list. 

 
How many hours of sex does it take to burn off the calories of 6 chicken McNuggets? now i new that this was gonna be a stupid answer so i said 6 hours, 1 hour for each McNugget BUT NO I WAS WRONG…

Robin said I’m not going to sit here and act like I never eat fast food . . . because I do. (HE REAAALY DOES).  But the stuff is loaded with fat and empty calories, and it’s just not that good for you. With that in mind, here are a few workout ideas to give you a sense of just how much physical activity it would take to burn off the calories of a fast food binge:

#1.)  It would take more than two hours of swimming the backstroke to burn off the 620 calories of a Burger King Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

#2.)  And if you want to burn off the 290 calories from a six-piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s, all you have to do is have nine hours of VIGOROUS SEX. 

Seriously where does Robin get this from! 9 HOURS??? I think he just uses this excuse to get some action at home…he needs the excuse for some loving…..have u looked at him?? SOOO UGLY!!!

 Well anyway on that bomb shell…im off!

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