Theo The Greek Update – 14th of December

Robin played my absolute favourite festive song! its called Hannukah Electronica and its some kid talking about Hannukah and its amazing! it has some amazing efects on and it reminds me of Daft Punk and the lyrics are quite funny aswell!

 Just a word of warning… please don’t have your iPod on when you’re using public toilets… Robin had his on and was tapping his foot in time with the music whilst using the urinal and I think the way he was tapping it was some kind of gay code… he got a bloke using the urinal right next to him and he smiled in a very sexy way… and everyone knows you never go to the urinal right next to someone! you always leave one in the middle or if theres none then you wait! but i think Robin pulled! that happend to me on Saturday i went out with all of my friends and i walked into a bar and some gay guy came and started to grind on me while single ladies was on! sooo obviosly i dint wanna disapoint sooo i finished the dance and i went back to my beautiful girlfriend! :p

we got a call about the Hannukah Electronica tune and it was some man on the M6 and he was complaining that the song was rubbish! i couldnt bilieve it i think he was only saying that just to stand out from the rest!

 

Robin teased up a story about something that you can only do 1 of 2 ways. Now am 18 years old only the dirtyest things came through my mind, like left or right handed ________ but no it was somthing along those lines, but we were aloud to say this on the air and it was about how you wipe your bumm and theres 2 and only 2 ways! and thats standing, or sitting! i bet now your thinking OOOYEAAA!!! but i know your probably a sitter and your thinking WTF who wipes there bumm standing up? but

According to a survey 56% of people remain SEATED when they wipe their backside.Meanwhile, 44% of people STAND UP to wipe their backside.and if you think about it thats alot of people that stand up! that means that out of 10 of you readers 6 of you sit down while 4 of you stand up! i know your thinking why do i need to know how people whipe their bottom but you have to admit you have just learned somthing new!

YOUR NOT GONNA BILIEVE THIS, but some people probably from China invented these new stickers to put on your dogs buttom if you dont like showing off in public! now when Robin asked what size my dogs tail was i thought it was code word for how big my ______ is but NO he was actually seireously asking me what size my dogs tail was and i dont know what size it is! i hope theirs no dog owners out there that actually get a ruler out and count how big theire pet’s tail is! but check out the full story here

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She looks happy.

 

Robin messed up the competition up so we had to have 6 winners instead of 3 and i was way to busy taking everyones names to be involved in the last hour am sorry, but what hapend was that there was 2 possible answers for the competition and we realised that after we closed the competition so Robin thought oooh well we will just pick 3 winners with the 1 answer and 3 winners from the second answer.

 

Wel thats it from me, am gonna go and do loads of homework that i have to do before friday soo i need to go and crack on.

Bye

Theo xxxx

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