Theo The Greek Update – 16th Of March

7:40

Robin talked to us about coming out the closet yes in the gay way but it was very weird because it wasnt about young teenagers doing that but this story was for OLD PEOPLE!! yes old people. Apparetnly more old people by the age of 50-60 are now coming out the closet like never before now that is just weird not weird because their gay but because they are really old and all the images in my head are just to crazy!!!

 
8:15
Josh gave us a call because and he was wispering but we had no idea why he was wispering then he said that he couldnt hear us tonight because he listens to Mercia and their was a Coventry City game going on over on the end so we were not on Mercia, becaus everytime theirs football they just forget ALL about us and they put crapy footie on! but we told Josh to head over to Wyvern were he could hear us there or Beacon Shropshire which ever one he chose was good, but then after Robin plaid a couple of tunes Josh was still there! He was swearing at us but everytime he swore he pressed downa key so it sounded like we bleeped him out, it sounded realy good very unique i thought.

 

Robin was trying to tell us these 5 rudest things that people do while eating food

1) SPLITTING SOMETHING, THEN TAKING THE BIGGEST HALF.

     I do that only I offer to the other person which half they would prefer but I always try and force them to get the smallest bit.

 2) ASKING FOR THE FIRST OR LAST BITE OF ANYTHING.
     The first bite is ok but the last! Now that’s just plain damn rude!

 3.) STEALING CHEESE OFF THE PIZZA.
     Erm…I never do this. I don’t even like cheese :)

 4.) SAMPLING CHOCOLATES IN THE BOX.
     I swear to god, it wasn’t me mum it was my little nephew, hes 8months old, no teeth and cant stand up to him self. (she dint believe me, such a good excuse)

 5.) TAKING A CRUSTLESS BITE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE’S SANDWICH.
     Hahaha this is just funny, if your gonna do this please please take a bite from the edge not the middle, because the middle is the best bit.

 

 9:10
Tracy gave us a call to tell us her spider story when she got out the shower and she was talking about beeing half naked trying to get the spider and also she was explaining was she was wearing and Robin was getting a little bit to excited and he offered to go round her house, it was preety funny if you like that sort of thing but it was werid just sitting there looking at Robin getting all excited :/

 

9:10

Well Robin was going through the huge playlist that we have to pick music out from and he landed on a classic song which was Boom Shake Shake The Room! By Will Smith and he looked at me with a cheeky smile and he said, shall we play it. Straight away I was like omg YES!!! So he loaded it up and I was thinking of all these memories that this song brought to me and how great this song is. I remember about 4-5 years ago me and my Big brother used to go around the England to all these Clay Pegieon Shooting competitions like once every 2 weeks and he always had a cd that we used to listen to just before we were about to start the competition just to kind of get us in the angry mood that we should be in, and this song was in that CD along with Bon Jovi – Its My Life and also Vanila Ice – Ice Ice Baby (don’t ask why, It just was!) and My brother always used to try to rap the lyrics to Boom Shake Shake The Room but he couldn’t never do it properly. So I thought why not get him on the phone and he could try to rap these lyrics, only this time he wont just be doing it he will be doing to our MASSIVE audience of 10 people. Obviosly it’s a step up from 1 person which was me to 10, anyway we gave hm a call and he wouldn’t do it. He said that he couldn’t remember the lyrics and that he dint wanna do it. After I rapped the lyrics my self (which I think I actually pulled off preety damn good ) I took him off air and I called him horrible names and one of those names is a dirty word to call a women Va-jay-jay…im sure you all know what I mean…anyway here are the lyrics that he should of rapped but I did it instead..

yo back up now and give a brother room
the fuse is lit and I’m about to go boom
mercy mercy mercy me
my life is a cage but on stage I’m free
hyped up syched up ready for wil’in’
standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip ‘em around and then I work that booty
work the body work work the body
slow down girl you’re ’bout to hurt somebody
oh and yo let’s get just one thing clear
there’s only one reason why I came here
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Chorus:
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
tic-tic-tic-tic Boom!

IM OUT!!!!! one love.xxxxxxxxxxxx

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