Theo The Greek Update – 17th of February
7:10
Robin started the show by saying the telephone number then he said that is the complaint line if you have any views or thoughts on this show. i dint like it because that meant that all the calls that came through, they were all for complaints and moaning about how crap Robin is at his job! everyone knows how bad he is but no one wants actually hear it live on the radio, do they???
Well Robin was working at my parents chip shop today because to be honest thats his real job, the radio doesnt pay enough so he has to work there in the morning to make enough money for the bills. while he was working i thought ill take some photos, Robin wasnt very happy when he seen them because he thinks that he looks fat in the pictures but dont worry i let him down easily when i told him that he is indeed very fat and those pictures actually make him look thiner than what he actually is, i think he took it allright. ahh well its only Robin.
7:40
Well i thought id do somthing for charity for the first time in my life. how i got about this i got inspired by my cousin Andreas Kattou to do this ebcause he is doing a sponosred sky dive for a GREAT CAUSE, its for my little cousin Alexi a 14 year old young man that died from a heart attack just before christmas, so i thought ill do something for charity but im not gonna do a sky dive or even get my legs waxed because EVERYONE DOES THAT!! instead i thought id go for Robin’s idea and get my bum crack WAXED live on air on the 2nd of March. i thought allright ill put a target up and if i dont reach it by the deadline i dont do it! the details are:
donate as much as you can please. My target is $1,000 and if i dont reach that even by 1p then im not doing it! so DONATE and enjoy the show on the 2nd of March!
Thank you
7:50
Today is the first day of Lent, the period leading up to Easter and this year, Catholic leaders in the UK are urging Christians to go on a “carbon fast” to reduce their carbon footprint and help the environment. what??? i dint understand any of that! Here’s a list of possible “carbon fasts” that Catholic leaders have suggested:
Give up all technology for one day a month . . . that means no computer, no TV and no cell phone . . . and donate the money you save to charity.
Become a part-time vegetarian by eating at least two vegetarian meals a week.
Mend your old clothes instead of buying new stuff.
Start composting food waste, and growing your own fruits and vegetables.
Cut your meat and vegetables thinner, so they’ll cook faster and use less energy.
Turn off the lights and eat by candlelight.
Take the train instead of flying.
Arrange “swapping parties” with your friends where you exchange clothes, jewelry and other items so everyone gets something new without going to the store.
Avoid “excess” idling and acceleration to cut back on emissions when driving.
Save water by only flushing the toilet every other time you use it.
not only i copied and pasted this but reading back at it, i think everyone is going a little bit crazy!!!
8:20
Right you know that women LOVE shopping for no reason, and all men hate it because its just boring, if we ever go shopping we are very good at it because we know what we want and we dont take a long time picking stuff but women are preety much the oposite, and now i have the answer on why women are like that…Thousands of years ago, men were HUNTERS and women were FORAGERS. When men went hunting, their technique for killing prey was to get in and out as quickly as possible . . . just like most modern men with shopping. But for women, foraging required a lot of sorting and careful examination to get the best stuff . . . just like a lot of modern women with shopping. when ever i go shoping with my girlfriend she takes AGES!!! picking what she wants, because she will go up to a shirt or somthing, then touch it, feel it, then say “i dont like it” and move on to the shirt next to that one! so there you go, women are not just recently turning crazy, they have been crazy even when Jesus was alive.
8:30
Well there is this new game out that you can play and its called “Adventures In Sex City” how crazy is that. The idea is to answer sex-themed true-or-false questions and defeat the game’s super villain, a muscular guy with male genitalia for arms named “Sperminator.” its hilarious!!! well the game is not the idea of STD’s if you wanna have a look at this game and even have a go just click HERE
Thats all from me people…go and donate money pleaase…..
Theo xxxx
