Theo The Greek Update – 17th of November
Laryfa Conks called in and apparently she got a missed call from us and she was in church and she cqalled us back! why would anyone call when there at church!!! i think she was trying to proove that she was friends with me! because am sooo famous now! joke but we did call her back, well wen i say we i mean “GOD” and “god” said to her how dare she answers the phone when shes at his house!!! how very very derespectful.
ROBIN played a song then he put the mic down to his bottom and said OOO I GOT ANOTHER ONE and then let one RIP!!! on air!!! i was on the floor rolling around in laughter.
2 people got traped at their house by a wild animal!!! Robin asked me if i had any idea wat that animal was and i said was it
a polar bear? he said no how about jedward? again no and i said was it Tom Ross and if you dont know Tom does the goalzone and he is like 74593 years old and he is alkways bullying me! i walk past him and he keeps shouting at me and keeps calling me Stavros nooooooo Tom my name is Theo but i love him to be honest he is always shouting at me and trying to make me cry but i just laugh! Robin sugested that me and Tom have a fight and i said HELL YEAA LETS DO IT!!! then Robin said what if he came in the studio now? and i said ui would jump on him like a SPIDER MONKEY!!! anyhow back to the story the people were traped by a tiny little kitty i know the story aint even worth it anymore!
CALVIN HARRIS IS TAKING OVER FOR AN HOUR MONDAY!!!!!!! YESSSSS CALVIN HARRIS!!!! i cnt wait!!!!! if you could swear i would because am soooo happy!!!!! on monday from 7-8 he will be taking over! so his music, his words, his everything.
Apparently am a Celeb on twitter :/ i clicked on a button on my twitter page that sais “listed” and it has me under the category of celebs!!! lool an in this categgory Dannii Minogue and LL Cool J are on it!!!! lol this is either a joke or i reaaly am a radio GOD!!!
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According to a new survey your regular online daters are over the age of 55!!! admit it..after your parents split up it was your idea for them to start dating again, well the best way is for online dating and its worked. Nearly 2 in 3 single men and women over the age of 55 have joined an online dating website. People over the age of 55 have gone out with an average of 8.2 online dates. They’ve also had an average of 2.1 relationships with people they met online. YES THAT MEANS…not just holding hands! the old people are actualy geting down and dirty! as if a 55 year old man can even get it up!!! comon lets face it he has no hope!
Robin played a brand new christmas song about Santa and to be honest its quite true no matter how much you dont want to admit it. the song is about santa claus and that he got swine flu from one of the little kids that sat on his lap, so if you just imagen 1 kid in the world has swine flu then he sits on santas has swine flu, then the whole WORLD has swine flu, well atleast all the little kids that have been good enough to get a present. sooo i would think twice if i were to take my kids to see santa this christmas.
JOSH CALLED IN AND HIS GONNA EAT OUR SOULS! noo really he is! he called us and he was very cheeky, but to be honest i thought it was a girl at the start and HE dint like it and he told us that he was 13 and a half and his birthday is birthday is on januray 22nd soo everyone that knows this kid make sure you tell him happy birthday.
Robin showed me a new video that he found on the internet and i cant talk about it because its x-rated but then he found one of girls playing football and there not that bad! i think i spoted Robin kicking it at 1 point but am not sure, well anyway i dont want to spoil it for you so just look at this video and laugh.
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