Theo The Greek Update – 18th of February

7:10
well because of the weather we had loads of travel to doand everyone was calling us and asking for advice on what they should do to skip the traffic and we had no idea on what to tell them but Jon Milligan was on and he told us all the problems on the major roads soo i hoped that helped.

 

 7:40

well another stupid invention was brought to us by Robin today and that is pants for dogs! how stupid is that, There’s a company in called Pants for Dogs that sells cummerbunds, panties and THONGS for dogs. these pants are to help owners control dog urination and prevent household accidents. They are perfect for travelers who want to let their dogs run worry-free in hotel rooms or in someone else’s home….if your like my sister and your intrested in buying one of these stupid things then make sure you visit www.pantsfordogs.com

 

8:10

We got some boobie news… well its not really news there just some figures that some Doctor came up with and….

9 /10 women check out other women’s breasts several times a day.

4/10 guys admit they look at women’s breasts at LEAST ten times a day.

4/10 admit they have what’s called “breast envy” among their friends and co-workers.

51% of women are unhappy with their breasts, and 63% want a bigger rack.

At the same time, almost half of all men are happy with their partner’s breasts, and wouldn’t change anything about them.

And not surprisingly, 48% of men say they look at a woman’s chest before her face.

now i just got to say that how ever big or small or boobies might be, we love em all, but we dont like the reaaaly smalls ones.Im just saying…ill play with them though to see if they will grow.

 

 

we got a call about some travel news and it was this women that dint even give us her name and she thought that it was a prank call because she thought that Robin’s voice wasnt real and he was puting it on and she was a little bit horny by the sound of things and she started to flirt with Robin and then she was like “do you want it then” and Robin was like “YES YES GIVE IT TO ME BABY!” then she said “how bad do you want it” then Robin started to scream “YES YES, MAKE ME SMILE! MAKE ME SMILE!, YOUVE MADE ME SMILE!” i was thinking WTF is up with Robin? is he not geting enough at home? but then when it was time to actually get down to business and get the travel news she couldnt be bothered to tell us. that was helpful.

 

8:40

we got this crazy caller called Hellen and she was telling us that she is 48 years old and that she is single with no children no nothing and she wants Jon Milligan and everything that comes with him, Jon is the guy that does travel for us and he does the 1 oclock and this Helen dude really likes him and she text Jon all night long saying how much she likes him and Jon replies and he sais how cold he is in the studio all by him self and then Robin said why dont me and you get together and make sweet music? yeaaa i bet the music will soun like this AGHFIGFISDUHVBSUHVUIBSAKLFIHIFGH thats not sweeet music by the way.

9:20
after that shocking convo we thought that it would be funny to call Helen back and also get Jon Milligan on the phone and confrence them and we woul stay out of the convo and just let them 2 talk and robin even put 141 at the begining of the number so that Jon dint know who it was and when Jon picked up the phone and Helen started to talk Jon couldnt bilieve how Helen, Jon’s number 1 fan got his private number and he was trying to figure it out how the hell she got his number! it was hilarious…Jon dint know what hit him.

 

 Thats all listeners or readers….

Theo xxxx

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