Theo The Greek Update – 18th Of January
7:10
Robin told us that him and his women settled on a date for the wedding and i was like AWWW WIKED!! can i go? and he said no
but he said that he called his mum to tell her the good news and his mum said can i bring a friend? a male friend? now his mum has been divorced since Robin was 13 and he moved out when he was 16 so his like wooooouuuu what you mean?shall i book 1 room or 2 rooms? and then his mum started to say well the last time i had a man in my bed……THEN ROBIN HUNG UP THE PHONE…soo i got thinking and i was like now that you mension it, i dont even know when my mum and dad last had sex and to be honest i am worried. so i gave them a call to ask my mum when the last time was.so when i called her i told Robin to STFU and put his mic down and for him no to me make me laugh. well you wanna know what hapend? So then about 5-10 minutes later my DAD called to say that weare in the wrong profesion.he thinks that we should of been actors and that if Robin wanted to know about my parents sex life Robin could of just asked!
I thought its only fair that Robin calls his mum and asks her the same thing, and to also say sorry about hangin up on her yesterday soooo after about half an hour of me just hasling him to call his mum he finaly did and she said that she cant remember the last time she got in bed with a man. she said it must of been over 10 years ago!
You can listen to all these phone calls HERE………
8:00
Stacey gave us a call because she dint know weather to watch Coronation Street or to listen to us and im like WTF comon stacey! we are defo the clear winners. but anyway we just got asking her what she was up to and everything and then Robin used his magic voice to try and get into Stacey’s family because he wanted a sister and he only has a little brother! now im thinking HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! you cant just bribe your self a family, so i started shouting at him, thinking why are you trying to get a sister? is it because your alone at christmas? or is it because your birthday is coming up and you have no one to give you presents? i still dont know the answer….
8:40
erm..you know how on every show Robin always, somehow finds a way to make you go URGHHHHHHH well this is that time of day. he shared some news with us thats a little bit disturbing on many difrent levels. Some women called Suzanne Morgan that in lives somewere in England is 32 years old and she has a 17 month old daughter named Tasha and a Puppy named Dixie. Now a few months ago Dixie was hungry, but pour Suzie had no dog food left for the little puppy, so what does this stupid women do??? she gets her boobie out and lets the dog go crazy with breast milk. but the worst thing is that good old Dixie here liked it so much that she doesnt want her regular dog food she just wants milk…now at this point i would say i wouldnt mind beeing that dog for a day but comon look at this broad…ill just leave the dog do its bussiness.

9:05
Crazy David called to say hello and to say that he spins records for fun and that me and him should do a gig together and we can bash out some electro to the people in Dudley!!! soo were gonna arange this massive rave that me and Dave are gonna play at..so get ready for that! then we had Nick calling in, his the guy that always calls in to say hello and some 19 year old girl called him stupid for not having good knoledge on football so im like WHAT as if they said that to him! the Robin said you know what the station is yours do what you want with it….so we got up and we left the studio..then he hung up :/
Keeley sent me a package last week on friday but beacause i wasnt fealing well i couldnt get it sop when i came today Robin wouldnt give me my little present that i got. so when i finaly got the chance to get it Robin told me that i had to get it….and it was in his pants!! it was horrible i dint even want it anymore. but a very cool fan spent theire good money on that to send it directly to me! so when he finaly through them in my face i got to open them and they were 3 pairs of socks with stars on them! they are sooo cool!!! soo thank you Keeley Lester or better known as @DiamondLady74 just have to say Thank you Keeley 4 the socks im not gonna wear them i will put them in my memory box and save them forever!
Thats all from me today hope you liked it…i did i had a right laugh today
Theo xxxx-
