7:25

Over the weekend Robin went over to Ireland for his brothers little daughters christening which Robin was the godfather. Well apparently to go Ireland you dint need to have a passport you just needed some kind of photo i.d like driver liecnse or somthing like that but no, not anymore on friday night when Robin went to check in online and he had to put passport details, well he put his in allright but when he went to put in his childs bride details in her passport was out of date by a year so he put the date shown on the passport but he put 2010 for the year not 2009 and it worked fine. so the next they go to Birmingham Airport all fine and they get through security all ok the go to Ireland without anyone noticing anything, i mean you would think that out of all the countries in the world Britain would be smarter and security would be alot better than that surely….bur when they were coming back the security guard at Shannon Airport in Ireland noticed that the passport was out of date and the had to deport Robin and his missus back to the UK….

so what have we learnt today children???

UK Airports are not that great at security and also

Irish Airports notice these things….very good lesson learnt!

7:40

A new study found that 90 PERCENT of our paper money has traces of cocaine on it. A group of scientists tested money from more than 30 cities in the United States, the UK, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan . . . and currency in the U.S. and the U.K had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent. Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest . . . between 12 and 20 percent.

So what did we learn from this???? Everyone has drug money….

 7:45
Robin showed me a funny video of 2 convicts trying to escape from prison in New Zealand, they are handcuffed together and erm…well have a look for your self….

 
8:00
Robin Brouht to us that there’s a chance your parents have started using their mobiles to exchange NAKED PHOTOS of themselves. Im saying YOUR parents because MY parents are over 50 and have NO IDEA how to even turn on a mobile phone

According to Robin, there are a few reasons why sexting appeals to older people:

1.) It’s “naughty,” which makes them feel young and vital.

 2.) You can do it anywhere, and it’s an easy way to flirt when you have a busy schedule.

 3.) And it feels like there’s less at stake than if you’re having a face-to-face conversation, which allows some people to act bolder than they might otherwise.

we called Robins mum to see if she sends any naughty pictures on her mobile phone because i thought that she did because everytime we call he she sounds a little bit flirty so we called her and Robin asked her if she sends any pictures and she said yes yes i do then robin was like WHAT to men??? his mum was like No what men have i got in my ife!? i only have you and your brother, so Robin got all these dirty images of his mum sending naked pictures from her phone….LOL i was wrong but i still scared Robin for life….

8:20

Robin helped all the men out there that have any type of women in their lives . . . how many times has this happened. Everything is perfectly fine with your lady . . . until all of a sudden she blindsides you by turning into a cranky, hormonal monster? Sorry ladies, but its true! Well now there’s a website . . . called PMSBuddy.com . . . where you can sign up for a monthly reminder that it’s about to be your lady’s “time” so you’ll never be taken by surprise again.

You can sign up for this service HERE

Or ou can just do what I do….organise NOT to see her when she is on! That means you get more quality Xbox time that you despreatly need and also you don’t have your lady screaming down your ears for put the wrong socks on in morning. SIMPLES…I am here to help!

9:10

We got Alan on the phone and if you dont know who Alan is, Alan is the dude thatcame in on Fridays show and he was supose to be a guest star for Tim Shaw’s show but he came in 3 hours before he was supose to soo we got him in here and he was all over the place (in a good way) he was a great guy so we gave him a call to ask him to come back on Tuesday but he said no i cant do Tuesday how about Wednesday??? so thats when his coming down and Robin said after your done with us we will hand you over to Caroline Martin for The Sancuary.

 9:20

Well we called these girls back that txt us in during the show and the text said “Hii its isobella and im at sleeep over and we just wanted too say we love you!!! And you are really fit! Love you bye xxx p.s will u marry us!xx” so Robin asked me who do you think its about Me (Robin) or You Theo the Greek i said erm….Me soo i was like well lets just hope that shes over 18 because we dont want any more legal stuff on us soo i said to Robin to not even say hello to just straight away ask how old they were but we got some women on the bloody answer phone!!!

 Thats it from me…now im off to go and have a camera down my F*CKING THROAT!

bye xxxxxxxxxxxx

Theo