Robin showed me a video of a transvestite named Ava Simões won the Miss Gay Brazil pageant on Saturday and the runner up got a litttle bit to jealous and somthin funny…but wierd hapend why dont you take a look for your self i really dont want to spoil it for all you good people out there.

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Robin was telling us a story aboupt what he did on friday night when he slept round his mates house and he really needed to go the toilet but he was afraid because he  had pass his mates bedroom and his mate had a new girlfriend that  Robin never met before so he felt a bit awkward, but he couldnt hold it in anymore so he went and he very slowly walked downstairs just to make sure that he was never heard so he went to the toilet very quietly but then he had a massive disicion to make…does he flush or does he just leave it? so he looks down to see how yellow the colour is and it turned out to be very yellow so he slowly flush the toilet but enough to get some water out to clean it a little bit, so he headed back to his room but then while walking up the stairs he got a bit hungry so he went in the kicthen and he got a little snack then when he was walking back…………….he chose the wrong floor board ti step on and he made the loudest noise!!!! soo he ran upstairs and pretended like nothing even hapend! good boy. 

Graham called in to tell us that he should of went out the window but it depends on how much he had to drink and Robin was like “nooo not me am a clean living boy” sooo Graham said yeaa i guese you did the right thing then, but we couldnt hear him that well because he was waiting for the 44 bus from a co-op somwere waiting to go to worcester so that he could get ready and take his wife out for a meal and a drink.AINT HE NICE!!! i wish he took me out for a meal! no one ever takes me out for a meal!
joe called us and he was iroing his ATC uniform because he is iin the Air Training Core and one day he hopes to protect this country by any evil that comes towards it, he was also doing his DT homework and apparently that stands for designer technology, things changed since when i was at school, we had maths, english and science now they have all these complicated subjects like DESIGHNER TECHNOLOGY but mind you i still failed!

Robin showed me this story that this women thinks she saw Michael Jackson in her ultrasound! The father to be, William Hickman, says,”I showed my daughter Ami, who’s six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought ‘well if she can see it too it’s not just me seeing things. and to tell you the truth even me, I Theo The Greek i think i can see MJ’s face, well i can defintely see a mouth, nose, eyes and hair weather or not its Michael Jackson or not i do not know!
Robin saw my chicks twitter update and she said a gonna elave theo to his xbox and am gin to bed! but i just want to say that 5minutes after i switched of the xbox and i went up cudled her and fell asleep soo am not that bad but comon all you guys know what its like to get a new toy! u just wanna be with it all the time, untill about 2-3days later u just get bored of it.

Sky announced that the sixth and final season of “Lost” will hit our screen early 2010 . it will be an all night event including a one hour recap episode at 8:00 this will all take place on February 4th soo make sure your at home to watch the last season because am sure is gonna be much difrent than the other 5 season but just to spoil it for you all………..EVERYONE DIES! including the white guy! if there is a white guy i dont even watch it, it drags on and on and on and on its just boring….( a bit like this blog actually ) did u see wat i did there lol

Nikki called just to let us know that she was dancing around her room in her underwear and before i even tell you anymore i just want to tell you that she was 18 and i did ask to join but Robin was just telling me to calm down. she described her self as a blond, green eyes and a “decent figure” and after she said all that i dont know why but i couldnt really stand up and Robin was making fun of me because i couldnt.

Climate change is forcing Filipino chicks into prostitutions = NOT GOOD!

i have 2 piece of very usefull information to bring to your atention

1. the first is about those energy saving light bulbs there bloody S**T OK FINE…they use up to 80% less electricity but u get 80% less light…..(hahaha an another one, did u see what i did there)

2. the second piece of  vert useful information i will tell you is that the fact that the climate change is forcing filipino women into prostitution because most filipinos rely on the ocean for the livelyhood, but overfishing, over population and the earths increasing tempratue are causing those resources to run out. so women have no choice but to sleep with random tourists for money and saying stuff like “me so honry, me love you long time” i know its disgusting, but hey you have to think what would jesus do?

Thats it from me for today and i did promise you 800 words but guese what? i gave you over 1000 check me out huh! anyway am off to my next lesson

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