Theo The Greek Update – 25th of February

7:20
Robin gave us some more Toyota news that more than 8.5 million cars have been recaled and Robin made this Toyota parody song and it was Elton John’s song of Sorry Seems to be the hardest word, and this song is all about the Toyota recalls and Robin changed it Sorry seems to be Toyotas only word. i have to say i usualy slag him off about his crapy interviews and songs but this has to be one of the funniest parody songs he EVER did!

7:30

Luke called to get help from Robin and not that kind of help but he wanted to get help on his phone because his old one is nackered so Robin sugested the HTC Nexis 1 and it preety much the Blackberry and iPhone put together and 8 times better than them 2! its like a SUPERPHONE!!!!! i bet its SH*T.
7:40

i had a question that was burning up inside me, and i just couldnt take it anymore! so during the show i kept asking Robin if i could have my own little bit so that i can share with the world what i had to say. So Robin finally gives me a bit so i called my girlfriend to ask her this question because this thing is something that everyone does male and female BUT women ALWAYS get away with it! i just wanted to know how!? the big question was…how do women get away with farting??? so i gave my girlfriend a call to ask her and she was not happy! after not answering my question, or even if she does and always gets away with it she hung up on me!!!

8:00
Robin thought he would go 1 step further and call hes bird and he asked her when does she go for a number 2? because just like farting all women get away with this aswell! so what Robin did he called her and pretended that he just steped out to call her and he asked her and she said that she never does it! now all women must do it! its preety much imposible for anyone not to curl one! Robin even said that he boobie traped the scrub thing that you use to scrape poo of the toilet thing, and she sais that she never goes anywere near it! so there you go, another un-answered question for you.

8:15

Robin came up with a new feature its called “Theo trying to say a common English word” and the word was a Yacht like a big boat. i said it once and Robin laughed in my face, i was like what! then i said it again and again and he kept on laughinh at me because i said Y-A-C-H-T and its pronancouned Y-O-T so then Robin said to me have you ever heard anywere of someone saying the word Y-A-C-H-T and i said actually YES! ive seen in and heard it on the new Starskey and Hutch film! so then Robin the bigmad said Ok if you prove me wrong ill pay you 500quid! im like ALLRIGHT I AINT GOT NOTHING TO LOOSE!!! so he plaid his break and in about 2minutes i found the exact place! he plaid it on air and they said it the EXACT WAY that i said it! soo i prooved him wrong right? WRONG! apparently because their American and they say diffrently, now he dint say anything about English he said “if you can find anyone that sais it like that, then i owe you 500quid” i prooved him wrong and he wont admit it!

9:10

i was on the bus today coming to your house and the bus was packed! so i had my music on and i was just chilling like always then ive seen a yellow car, and you know how we play the yellow car game on the way here ike when you see a yellow car you pung the person next to you and say yellow car NO RETURNS well without even thinking about it when i saw the yellow car i punched the person next to me! i looked over and i was like OMG MATE IM REALLY SORRY this guy was a big guy and he looked hard aswell, he gave me the dirtiest look EVER soo i thought ohh nooo so i got off the bus like 6 stops before i was supose to. just to stay on the safe side.

9:15

Well heres a picture to scare your little kids. All you have to do is laminate this picture and hang up in the kitchen and say to your kids that if you dont wanna look like this then eat all your greens, Stay in school and DONT DO DRUGS!

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9:20

Thin Casey called up to tell us that a fish bowl made a house burn down because of the sun, or somthing like that i wasn’t really listening to be honest i was busy getting shot by Robin and his cool effects, but Thin Casey will be coming tommorow to play a little game of Musical Chairs, how bad could it be? ohh by the way visit www.theothegreek.co.uk and sponsor me for what im gonna do, and what ill do is…..WAX MY ANUS LIVE ON AIR so pleaase donate whatever you can.

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