what a start to todays show, i think Robin might have a secret to tell us. His first bit on the radio was “how many of you are stealing your girlfriend’s beauty products?” 

According to a recent survey, (Robin making things up) 1 in 10 guys admit they sometimes use their girlfriend’s beauty products, including facial cream, deodorant, makeup like foundation and concealer . . . and nail polish.  And 1 in 5 admits he sometimes uses women’s lip gloss.

But more than 1 in 3 say they keep it a secret from their lady. 

That means that 2 in 4 people are Robin Banks??? Im a little bit lost…

 8:20

Robin told some type of iMac joke that I dint understand….he said something about Bill Gates was seen at some place with some hot young women, then Robin said well if only the women found someone younger more “hip” and with an “i” in front of it she would go for him instead…….YEAAA he heard crickets… Claire called in to say that she dint understand the Bill Gates joke and i said to Robin..Dude Listen you do jokes every single day, one of them might nopt be as good as the rest! and he said well it was a great joke…but no one understands it then Robin told Claire to bark like a dog if she wanted him to explain to her what the joke was and she started to bark like a dog!!!it was well funny at first she sounded like a wolf, she’s a 1 women wolf pack! and then she started barking like a dog sooo Robin dint explain he just hung up. LOL

9:05
In 2005, officials in the UK passed a new law removing a man’s right to anonymously donate his MAN-JUICE. WHY I DO NOT KNOW! i shouldn’t joke but i liked helping women out! NOT ANYMORE THOUGH, there is not enough Theo The Greek “Juice” to go round for everyone

Well anyway as a result, the number of men donating their swimmers has taken a nosedive, which has created a shortage at donation banks across the country. Or as researchers from Sheffield University put it, quote, “We are really in a terrible position in the UK.” <—WTF IS ROBIN ON ABOUT! but wait theres more…

….it seems things have gotten so bad that some women have resorted to buying frozen man-juice online,(dont worry its not mine) and are cutting out the middleman by using do-it-yourself INSEMINATION KITS. for all of the people out there that dont know what insemination means then i googled it for you just to make things a little bit clearer.

 in-sem-i-nate

 Its basically to inject things inside you….did that help???

If you’re trying to get knocked up, but you don’t want to do it the natural way . . . or to go through a clinic . . . you can buy frozen swimmers and a self-insemination kit for just £100 here . . .

 
9:00
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW CARS GET THEIR NAMES?

 Well Robin lets see??? Im sure people are more into the price than the actual name! but you have a valid point,  no one wants to buy a car with letters like “R” then random numbers like lets say “32” because not only it sounds weird but it will probably end up being a rubbish car.

 But here are 3 reasons that Robin found on the internet about car names and the mystery behind it.

 
1.)  The reason some carmakers use a combination of letters and numbers to name their cars is so you’ll think of the brand as a whole, instead of just one specific model. 

By that logic, the Audi A4 should make you think more broadly about the Audi brand than if it was called, say, the Audi “Racer.”

2.)  Animal names are a go-to for carmakers because they generally make a car sound fast, powerful and unique . . . like the Ford Mustang or the Chevy Impala. 

3.)  Car models don’t always have the same name from one country to the next.  Why?  Because certain car names just don’t translate that well.

A great example for this is why the Toyota MR2 never did to well in France!!!

LOL I wonder what they call this car in the French country.

9:20

Well i dont really know how to right this bit without getting in trouble soo im not gonna say much about it..

Robin interviewed Caroline Martin the hot women thats on after us, she does The Sactuary

Here it is…beilieve what you want!

Caroline Interview 

9:50
Stalker Michelle gave us a call to ask us if  we got the txt that she sent in for Robin and Robin said what did it say comon tell us! she wouldnt tell us because she was scared that we were gonna put her on the air BUT she was LIVE ON AIR but she wouldnt tell us so Robin sugested that Michelle read it out to me and i tell Robin but still she wouldnt say it so then after alot of hasling she finaly said what the txt said and it said “i cant wait to make love to you” THEN SHE HUNG UP…can evceryone say CRAZY!?!? soo i played the koo-koo sound effect over and OVER again.

Thats all from me people of the world!

Theo The Greeeeeek

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