Theo The Greek Update – 26th of January

7:10

Well first of coming in the studio everyone was acting a little bit weird, like everyone was looking at me strangly and Robin put on his Twitter that he had a surpise for me tonight and i was like hmmmmm but up to now i have no idea who or what it is but i hope its all good. Robin told me to go and find a blind fold and he was testing if all the Mics worked so i was thinking a Celebrity Guest maybe but we shall see.

7:20

Well Robin had me blind folded and then this women came in and i got to ask her questions to try and see if i knew who she is or what she does. So i asked her the obvious questions first like is she a celebrity she said no i asked if she i would know her she said maybe i asked if she works for an adult internet website and she said yes and im thinking hmmmmm a porn star! then Robin told me to slowly take the blindfold off soo this mystery women that we soon found out later her name is Jordan E took my headphones of then i took off the bog roll that was covering my eyes and then as soon as i looked her i was thinking SH*T! she looked scary and she was, she had pizza pan that she smacked on my head and well…….check out the video…..

Also check out some more of Jordan E here….I got beat up by her you know!? im proud to say that it was her.

Here’s some more links to Jordan E: www.riotactwrestling.co.uk/ and www.phoenixwrestling.co.uk

THE VIDEO IS HERE

7:35

Robin gave us the low-down about the Branjelina divorce story. Now if you ask me….i know your not going to BUT if you do, id say that this is just another way for them to make news. Lets face it can you even remember Brad Pitts latest film? What about  Ms Jolie??? There only doing this just to show the world that they still exist but  the story is your typical split rumor, except for this:  The “News of the World” claims that Brad and Angelina went to some top divorce attorneys and hashed out an agreement to split their money and custody of the kids. Sources say they’ll divide their estimated $330 million fortune down the middle . . . and they’ll share time with their six children, with Angelina having full, physical custody. $330 MILLION…man that’s a lot of money I guese this is just another way for them to just proove to the world of what they can afford that no one else can..i don’t even have £330 in my bank nooo wait I havent even got £3.30 in the bank I spent it on a Big Mac Meal earlier today. This is just riducoulus, yes you could say im a little jealous because if I ahd $330 million then I could finally afford my wish list of DJ Decks and Apple Macs but that’s not the point! Actually I forgot the point just cant stop thinking about how much I want that $300million even 0.03% of that would be enough for me…So if Brad OR Angelina are reading this blog, then follow me

8:20

Facebook Vs Myspace

I sorted out Robin with his very own Facebook account and i dont think he is loving it to much because every 5 seconds he is moaning about how much better Myspace is to Facebook but seriously Myspace??? it was good when i was 12 but times have changed and its all about facebook now! i wonder what would hapen if Tom from Myspace and Mark the creator of Facebook got into a fight! do you think that Mark would start a group about how he needs people to kick Tom’s ass! but Tom has way more friends willing to do alot for money. But which site has the hottest girls? have a look at this website to have a look at the intresting comparison between the 2

Facebook Vs Myspace

competition… woman won loads a stuff she won a blu-ray DVD player a 4gb Ipod Shufle and an LCD TV that’s all right aint it? All she had to do was shout STOP!!!

Robin told the story of a mother who made her 11-year-old son commit armed robbery while she waited in a getaway car.  When Robin was 11 his Mum made him make mhisbed.  I guess what he was trying to say was… he can relate!!

9:05

Robin opened the txt line and he told everyone to text in things that you know that the marriege between Brand and Angelina is over, we got LOADS of txt but these are some of my favourite ones…..

They haven’t adopted a kid in over a week.

They’re in the news.

She’s wearing someone else’s blood.

He just signed on to do a movie with a younger, hotter female co-star.

She no longer moans his name when I nail her.

His new ringtone is the theme from “Friends”.

He’s sprouted a tiny sliver of scrotum.

Jennifer Aniston is smiling as she sits alone in her kitchen, talking to her cat.

LOL

Well on that Note im off….

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Theo

I Love Everyone..apart from Robin

xxxxx

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