If you havent allready heard, tommorow am get hypnotized! yes it true, i bite my nails reaaly badly, like up to the point were my fingers start to bleed, and i would defintely like to get out of that habit, so we got Tim Lichfield (the radio presenter) to hypnotize me, and if your wondering he is qulified hypnotist and he has many years of expirience. To be honest if you knew Robin like i do he is NOT a nice person! he always picks on me and always gets me in trouble for stuff that HE DID! sooo your not gonna wanna miss tommorows show.simples I just know that he has something up his scheming little sleeve!!!!

Ms Lesley Wright called in to let us know that the children from Firs Primary school that went on the London trip are not gonna be back till 8:30-9pm apparently they all went down the local pub and they all got lost and when they were trying to re-group they took longer than they were supose to!…………..she dint say that i just made that up, but it would of been funny if that did hapen.

Nafeesa gave us a call and we couldnt hack her name at the begining but we got through it at the end! she wanted to tell us that tommorow it was her 17th birthday and that she was gonna go and watch ‘New moon’ so Robin told her that the wolves in the new Twilight movie are gay, and she got a little angry because she called Robin gay and then she was geting all difencive! but i like her because she stood up to Robin.

we asked you lot to txt in why you would not make a good santa and we got LOADS of txt in about that, and here are some of my favourites…

--The only “ho’s” I want to deal with work on the street corner.

 --They’d want me to stay sober for the entire shift.

 --I’m Stephen Hawking.  The voice scares the kids.

 --Every time a kid sat on my lap, he’d squish my colostomy bag.

 --The only list I’m checking twice has to do with the co-workers i’d like to kill.

 --Ignore the kids and invite their mums to sit on your lap.

 --I’m allergic to tinsel.

 --You can’t fit the ankle sensor around my Santa boot.

I know you know how to eat a sandwhich but Robin sais YOU DONT! wtf!!!!!!! Everyone eats sandwhiches and everyones sandwhiches are difrent but there all nice and tasty but apparently, the best way to cut your sandwhiches is diagonally because of 3 reasons.

1. A diagonal cut exposes more of the sandwich’s insides, which makes your first bite more delicious. ( this is true, i must admit this is the only time i EVER eat the crust!)

2.A three-sided shape is more aesthetically pleasing than a four-sided shape.  And if you prop one half of your triangle sandwich up against the other, it gives the plate a vertical dimension that a rectangle sandwich just can’t compete with. (WTF i understood like every 3rd word of what this dude just said)

3.The narrow corner of a triangle sandwich makes it slightly easier to eat. (now you are speaking my language!)

so next time you go to make your delicious sandwhich i hope my little voice comes in your head and reminds you on how to do it right, because you will thank me at the end of the day!

Everyone knows Snoop Doggy Dog right??? you know his the guy that said

1, 2 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
Cause you know we bout to rip sh*t up

well now he is the new voice of a sat nav machine, thats right i aint playing witchu….its fo real! sorry got cought up in his music, but sieriously am sierious!

We got loads of calls, txt and even emails about virgin tv beeing down for ages and no one could watch there favourite tv well we would like to thank virgin for not paying their bills because that meant that you lot had to listen to us for 3 hours but we had everyone calling in asking us to give them news on what hapend to virgin and we had no idea that virgin tv was even down soo we were not much help! but i think its because they couldn’t aford to pay there internet bill.

Big Bill called to tell us that the reason Virgin was down was because they havent paid the bill and we thought it was quite funny sooo i stole the joke and used it above ^^^^ as you can see, then this Bill guy was just going on and on and on and he would not be quite and he told us that his future step daughters, aunties, dads, mums, boyfriends birthday was tommorow and we just had to give him a little shout out, his gonna be 20 and his name is Lee.

thats all from me…..next time i speak to you i will tell you how badly wrong the hypnosis went because Robin just phones me and he said that i have to wear a santa claus suit! :/ riiiiiite canot wait till tommorow..

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