7:20

Ben gave us a shout and i actually met him today! he came into the studios to look around and he poped in the kitchen and he asked for some Orange juice but we had no orange juice, i know how friking crazy!! We had water but that was about it. When we first got this gig Robin called me and he told me and he was like “YEAAA WERE GOT THIS GIG AND ITS SOOO GOOD, THERES A KITCHEN WITH A CHEF AND EVERYTHING” im think OMG a chef!!! then i get here for the first time and i walk in the kitchen and there was NOTHING! there was 2 vending machines but thats about it! Anyhow Ben wanted to meet Robin but at the time me and Robin went in a meeting with the boss and all he did was shout at us about this show but ahhh well we never listen to him anyway. Sorry Ben its all Robin’s fault atleast you got to meet me, even though im not the talent.

7:30

well i was walking in Leicester and i crossed the road and i just hapened to catch a road sign that said Bonners Lane NOW to you it might sound allright BUT to me that sounds a little bit dirty and funny at the same time. Robin started to prove me right that it wasnt dirty and that it was just a normal street name but i couldnt let it go! Then we had a load of peolpe call to say that i was wrong and that Robin was right we even had this dude on the phone that lives just down the road from there and he said that on freshers week one of their tasks is to take out one of the “N”’s from Bonners Lane and then thats when it gets dirty. I still think it sounds dirty.

8:00

how do women get away with not going to the toilet? because lets face it right were all humans, and EVERYONE goes to the toilet for a number 2, but with Men we al brag about it. “i just took a massive SH*T” dont say you dont do it because we all do it but somehow women ALWAYS get away with it! i just dont understand. i always ask my girlfriend and i always end up getting a slap round the face. Robin called his girl to ask her and she preety much told him to go away. Robin uploaded a photo on www.robinbanks.co.uk about the 7 diffrent types of poo and…

Type 1 looks likes Rabbit Poo

Type 2 looks like a Bunch of Grapes

Type 3 Looks like a Corn on the cob

Type 4 looks like a sausage

Type 5 look like chicken nuggets

Type 6 looks like porridge

and Type 7 looks like GRAVY!!!

this is just on those things that if your a man and you really wanna know when your chick goes to the toilet for a number 2 and you end finding out, then your like WHY DID YOU TELL ME!!! 

Amy one our regular listeners went out her way and called Foxy and asked him how he was planning on geting us back and Amy was recording all of this and Foxy dint know. Foxy is on brmb from 4-7 just before us and we printed out some size 200 font and we writen on the A4 pages POLICE STOP AND SEARCH DRUGS IN ASH TRAY and we stuck that on the back of his car. check out the full video of what Amy did just there…… http://www.youtube.com/user/BrandNewEyeys