Loads of stuff happened tonight but I had a really bad day in college so apologies for the lack of content for today. FORGIVE ME!!!???

In case you haven’t heard, Tiger Woods had a rough holiday weekend. He crashed his S.U.V. into a fire hydrant and a tree on Thanksgiving night while he was pulling out of his driveway, and he apparently cut his face up pretty badly. But there are also rumours that Tiger’s wife caught him cheating with a New York club hostess named Rachel Uchitel, and that the scratches on his face were the result of a fight. So far, Tiger has completely denied those rumours.

Tiger Woods says he was just pulling out of his driveway when he crashed his 4×4, and that his wife smashed out his window with a golf club in a heroic attempt to save him. Are you buying’ it?  i think that she put his window through hoping to hit him around the head with the gold club. BUT THAT’S JUST THEO THE GREEK FOR YA!

Tiger Woods gags…

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Mary Jo Coady lives in Massachusetts. Last week, she was ironing some clothes when she noticed some residue on the bottom of the iron that vaguely resembles the image of JESUS CHRIST.if you ask me in looks like the mona lisa but thats just me and my Greek thoughts! what do you think?

But make sure you visit www.jesuspan.com to get your very own pan with an image of Jesus on it, so when your cooking your favourite meal you can have an image of your favourite person! nooo not me! Your other favourite person
Are you having trouble getting everything done each day? Wouldn’t it be
nice to have some extra time? Well, if you take a one step. one thing that
I swear will save you loads of time. you will think I am joking. but let it
hit home first..
STOP TRYING TO BE PERFECT. If your kids do a bad job making their beds,
resist the urge to remake them. You can waste a lot of time trying to make
things perfect when you don’t really need to.
-Look at it this way . . . if something doesn’t HAVE to be perfect, it
probably SHOULDN’T be. So pick one or two tasks a day that take longer than
they should, and “imperfect” them.
We played a little clip of last nights show with Caroline martin and i gota say…i thought it was x-rated but thats not even the word! some women txt in saying i love the taste of _______ and i love having it on my ______ this women is married with 5 kids…hmmmmm make your own conclusions but I heard the actual voice clip and wow!