7:25

Well im sure you heard the stories about this cat called Oscar that when he goes near a patient at the Steere House Nursing Home they will soon die. And he is right EVERYTIME, how creepy is that? Well everyone was talking about this but Robin obviosly went one step fruther and created his little parody thing about Robin beeing a doctor and he has a patient and the cat goes near the patient and because Oscar is always right and the patient was perfectly fine Dr Banks shoots the patient to keep Oscar on his 100% correct deaths score. It sounds really funny.

 some guy called in to say that Robin’s story was genius but because Robin was hurt i had to pick up the phone and i was talking to him untill Robin cut into my call saying how he was dead and i was like well your not dead cuz your talking but why are you cuting into my phone call just go back on the floor where you were this is my call.

7:45

Well it was my turn to tell everyone about what hapend when I went into hospital for my little procedure when they had to shove a camera down my throat to look around in my stomach. Well first off they numbed the back of my throat with some spray thing so that I don’t feel anything going down and then they injected some drug in me that made me a little bit dozey just so that I dint hurt as much but it hurt EVEN WORSE because the doctor got blood EVERYWERE When he tried to inject me with this drug (I was thinking wow this should be good) The camera was as fat as my thumb The shoved it down and I could feel it when they were moving it around my stomach, I was heaving but because I dint eat for 13 hours nothing was coming out They pulled it out then they were looking at me strangely for some reason and then they gave me biscuits to eat because they felt sorry for me They told me that I had nothing wrong with me because of that drug would apparently “make me make horrible decisions” like join the French Foreign Legion and im thinking how can I do that? Im not even French! But they wouldn’t let me come here by my self.

8:10

Ocean called in and Ocean was a girl that we met outside the station by the recption area because she was handing out flyers for a fashion show that she was modeling for and she was a hot model so Robin wanted to bring her on the show as a little surprise for Alan but when Robin told the boss what we had planed for this model to do, the boss wouldnt allow us to bring the girls in which was a shocker, but she called in to plug her show and it was somthing about a fashion show in Birmnigham on Saturday at the Town Hall at 5:30 and everyone should go. i wanted to flirt with this chick but i have a very beautiful girlfriend that i love very much soo i dint flirt or anything!

8:20

Well it was time to do Alans quiz thing that he wanted to do about the Grand National. what kind of person would wanna tune in on their weeknight and listen in about the grand national???NO ONE WOULD! its just boring, its an event thats done once a year and it lasts 10 minutes then everyone forgets about it! untill the year after, so i said theres no point doing it because no one would call in and no one called untill a light went off on our computers and some guy called John had a question got Alan and i think John is Alan’s friends thats the only reason why this guy called in with an easy question.

Well Robin started to ask Alan a bunch of questions about the grand national and you know what this guy was answering them like there was no tommorow and he was geting them all right untill this kid called Oliver called in to ask Alan “who won the Gran National race THIS YEAR” and this years race hasn’t been yet so Alan thought that Oliver was talking about last years race but NO IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! so Alan got one wrong sooo he got 90% of the answer correct so he is not perfect but he is preety damn good! mind you i bet i could of got every single question right :p

8:50
well as Alan was about to leave the show as he was on from 8-9pm Robin had a very special gift to Alan to say thank you, so all of a sudden i see Robin get up from his seat and go to the edge of the desk, bend over and pick up an old but yet small TV and he gave it to Alan as a gift to say thank you for beeing such a star on our show. Alan was over the moon when Robin handed the TV i think he might dump it on the side of the street as soon he walks out the building.

9:20

Joe called to help Robin about his facebook dillema and she told that his www.robinbanks.co.uk page is working fine and then i told her kick up www.theothegreek.com to see if its working ans eh said yes its working fine so then i said to her ok what about www.theothegreek.co.uk then Robin yelled out “NO joe dont do that!, its Theo’s gay page” then i was like no mate its not then she typed in www.gaypage.com thinking that, that was my facebook page then i was like NOOOO THATS NOT MY PAGE and robin was like YES IT IS, GO THERE!!!

9:50

Thin Casey called in to do his bit on the radio bit and i was like what your gonna slowly replace me with Thin casey? and Robin said yes thats the plan and then Thin Casey had a little story about how these people probably in China how that invented this machine that goes in Offices that transfers normal paper into toilet roll, and how you use 45 pieces of paper to make 1 bog roll and this machine costs 65 grand and im thinking why waste that much money? you can just use paper for toilet paper or as Casey said just use your hand. then i suggested that me and Casey should do a show together but id have to run it because i think that Casey is rubish.

Apparently i got fired! Well since I wasn’t here yesterday because I was in the hospital, Robin told everyone that he fired me! How could he do that? Well anyway scott called in to say how he started crying last night because he thought that i got fired and he thinks that im funny and that I should never get fired. Well Scott im sure ill get fired one day, when that will be I do not know….

 Thats all from me. now im gonna go and eat some McDonalds and go crazy on the train on my way to Birmingham

Peace xxxx

 Theooooo