Robin talked about how cold it was and he remembered when he was a young boy living in Ireland back in the day, and he was just saying how when he was young his family dint have alot of money so him, his mum and little brother had to sit around a gas fire and they were only alowed to put it up to 1 bar! that must of been horrible, i was alowed 2, but anyway Robin said that when his mum couldn’t aford gas they used to sit around a candle vbut when it got reaaaly cold they lit it. LOL

Ben gave us a call and he wanted to feature on the show and Robin said well ok what can you bring to the table Ben said “my humor, i can do better than you” i thought that was allready better than Robin but Robin said no thats not good enough what else so Ben Suggested music, competition and many more things sooo Robin told him to call us back in 10 minutes and we would give him a staring roll! his own little bit where he could of done whatever he wanted to do.

Ben call us back and he was ready to aim fire and shoot! he told us off air that he wanted to be on for a couple of minutes before he introduced the next song soo were like oh my god we are not gonna be able to shut him up! but the dude only spoke for about 25 seconds, WTF were was those 2 MINUTES YOU PROMISED US!!! sooo we jumped in and helped him out a bit but he he fell and landed straight on his face when he only spoke for that long! i thought he was great!!!! i love him, like a drunken uncle that no one likes! except me!

Over the years there is a lot of un ansered questions about the world and life in general such as religion, politics, aliens, left or right handed touchy fealy if get what im saying and who is better at parking men or women. Today I can answer one those questions for you and YES you guesed it definetly right handed is the way forward! But seriously who is better at parking men or women??? Ofcourse men because we are men and we get busy with both hands, but I have proof that men are better at parking than women A new study from Ruhr University in Germany has found that . . . without a doubt . . . men are better at parking than women. Am not making this up, the study was helf in Germany that’s how you know that its serious and not no mesing about! Anyway a group of researchers observed as men and women parked an Audi A6 in three different ways . . . head-on, in reverse, and the dreaded parallel parking

What they found is that, overall, women take about 20 seconds longer to park their car. (that’s longer than what I can do in the bedroom) And even then, they’re less accurate when they finally get it in the spot. (HAHA I swear to god am not making this up)

A woman . . . yes, a WOMAN . . . named Dr. Claudia Wolf led the study.  She downplayed its results saying, quote, “It is not as if there was a massive failing by women.  It is just about parking, not the triumph of men over women.”  Man that sounds sooo dirty and I did not help the situation lol.

HERE ARE TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE AN OLD DUDE:

It’s true what they say, ladies . . . variety is the spice of life.  So if you’ve only been dating young guys, you’re missing out.

If you don’t believe me, here are ten reasons why you should consider dating an old dude, according to CNN.

#1.)  He’ll know cool stuff you’ve never heard of . . . like classic music and movies.

#2.)  He’ll be really supportive in your career because he’s already secure in his.  And he’ll probably be able to offer you some useful advice.

#3.)  Chances are, another woman already “domesticated” him in a failed relationship years ago.  The point is, he’s not living like a bachelor anymore.

#4.)  He won’t stay out late chasing poon every night.

#5.)  He knows himself, and he can warn you about all the annoying stuff he does ahead of time.

#6.)  You’re bound to be the good-looking one in the relationship.

#7.)  He’s doesn’t want to be alone anymore, so he’ll treat you extra special to keep you around.

#8.)  He’ll have salt-and-pepper hair.  You know . . . if you find that sort of thing attractive.

#9.)  There’s a good chance he’s financially secure, which means he’ll pay for everything.

#10.)  The fact that he can keep up with someone your age is a sign he’s never going to lose his lust for life.  That means he’ll always be cool. 

But lets face it if I was a 47 year old man with an 19 year old chick it would feel like ive won the lottery, omg just imagen bed room action!!! And with things like viagra I don’t see why I cant live to be like 130 years old and still have a tool as hard as rock!

Kay Called in to say that her husband is 20 years older and she would not want it any other way, because young guys that are even 19 years older than her are just to bloofy imature! she likes this old guy very much because he is good in bed, and he knows alot of tricks with ice cubes and tobasco sauce or something like that not sure, but she sounded a sexy lady its to bad am around 30 years out of her age limit plus i dont know any ice cube tricks am affraid, but i do know what to do when my soldiers stands up ready to march! and bilieve me my little royal marine is up for any battle.

Some people in America, i think invented these new underwear that have pads where your bum cheeks are, there just like chicken fillets in bras but they go on your ass to lift your ass up and make it look better, now i am an ass man and i would hate it if i got down and dirty with a girl that i just met and i pulled her trousers down to find not only shes wearing GRANNY PANS but the reason why i got her because of her nice ass she has a fake one with pads and stuff all over it! i mean what kind of world are we living in when women dont wear thongs anyone!!!???

Guys, you might think all your problems would magically melt away . . . or at least become more manageable . . . if only you had a MASSIVE you know what. 

But that’s not true.  Just ask 39-year-old Jonah Falcon . . . a guy who, allegedly, has the LONGEST MEMBER IN THE WORLD.

In 1999, Jonah appeared in a TV documentary called “Men Exposed”, where they measured his junk at 13.5 inches.  Supposedly, that’s the longest ever recorded on film.

But now Jonah’s unemployed, living with his mother, and looking for writing and acting work.

Now, I know what you’re thinking:  How could the guy with the world’s longest junk EVER be out of work?  Certainly, there must be at least one smut peddler out there who’d love to get his hands on Jonah’s junk. 

But the answer is simple:  Jonah refuses to do adult movies and for that I commend him!!.  He says, quote, “If I did porno, nobody would take me seriously.  Nobody.” Well Jonah atleast you will make a lot of women happy by sharing your piece with the world, but size doesn’t matter well that’s what they all told me.

 i was really excited tonight because it was our first show back and i got in trouble for it! i was just soo happy to be back on the radio and i got in trouble because of my actions and hand gestures but its ok no one saw what i was doing apart from Robin and no one bilieves a word that comes out his mouth lets face it!

 but thats all for now im afraid follow me on twitter to see what im up 2 all day if your that sad on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on facebook because lets face it i need the friends :/ www.theothegreek.com

Theo

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