7:10

Robin was in a public toilets today… you know one of thos big ones with 8 cubicles… and the one on the end… the door was closed… cause that’s always the one to go for if you want a secret poop anyway it’s always silent in the toilets when there’s someone locked inside a cubicle… cause you know they’re pinching their cheeks just waiting for you to leave… so here’s what you do… finish your toilet, wash your hands…. dry them then go to the door and open it… then shut it but don’t go out!!!

when they (and they will) start making noises… just start coughing (cough)… and leave… best fun ever!!! This happened to me today actually and its werid because when I go for a secret poop everyone decides to come in the toilet and have a wee or wash their hands!

7:15
This guy from Northern Ireland called Shaggy phones up to complaint about my Irish accent and that it was horrible! im like WTF as if you said that i have the best Irish accent in the WORLD!!! this guy is from Northern Ireland he is practicly British he cant judge my Irish accent, even though its amazing you dont need to be judging dude! then while i was really about to go at him he said the B word, that rhymes with collocks if thats a word. but he said that so we had to ditch him because he swore. Not so big now are ya Shaggy!!??

7:30
Paul Martyn came in and he plays the saxophone and i gota say he looks like a preety cool guy BUT he cant play any Calvin Harris wtf what kind of Musician can’t play any Calvin Harris. He can play preety much everything else BUT Calvin Harris, at this point im not a very happy bunny. We shall see what else Paul brings to the table. Paul told us that he is the best of the best at what he does, he is an amazing wedding singer that gets alot of ass! Suzy gave us a bell and asked Paul if he can play the Butonmoon Theme Tune and he new how to play it! So Paul played the theme tune that Suzy wanted and he nailed it! then i gave him another artist to play and its my new favourite song and its called Are you gonna bang doe and its my favourite little saying and everything its great and Paul nailed the hook it was preety cool actually.

Well for the scouting for girls competition was a little bit diffrent today because we got Paul to play the tune that you had to guese and he nailed it! we called Dung Dang because she was in the Hospital because she went to get her appendix out yesterday so we thought we could give her a call and try to cheer her up so Paul played Fields of gold for her and she loved it!

Robin messed up a mix that he tried to do at the end of Ready for the weekend with In my Head and he totaly messed up the mix and i got really angry because we have a couple of listeners and we sont wanna loose them because of some stupid mix that Robin tried to do, so i had to appologise to all our 4 listeners…just had to be done im sorry.

Does anyone know the phrase “are you gonna bang doe?” i think its amazing and its sooo catchy. Robin dint seem to like it because he is very old, and he thought that it was some sort of bad word so i thought hell no im not gonna have Robin think that sooo what i did i called the only women in the world that i never swore in front of and i what i did i caled my mum and i said to her “Are you gonna bang doe?” and she was laughing her head of bless her. that prooves that its not a bad word but the funniest phrase ever!!!

9:10
Well it was time up for Paul and he had to go but he sang Kings Of Leon sex on fire and when he was singing he was doing the weirdest and funniest face EVER!!!

9:20
Helen called to tell us if we were happy about the England score last night and Robin was like i dint reallyb care because im from Ireland and it turned out that Helen’s parents are from Ireland so that meant one and only one thing….MY IRISH ACCENT!! i did my full on Irish accent and you know what i get this buzz everytime i do it, its just great! Helen said that she loves it when i put my accent the Robin corrected her and said to her that he is begining to think that i might actually have some Irish in me which is funny and from now on i will be known as Theo The Irish!!!

 That it!!!! have a good weekend everyone xxxxxxxxxxx