Theo The Greek Update – 5th Of January

We were on ITV Central News tonight because some sexy women came to interview Robin about his life story sooo they took the footage back and they edited it soo they make Robin look slimer than what he is and put more hair on his head and they played it tonight and i get all these txt from my friends saying “OMG JUST SEEN YOU ON T.V SHHAYDUWVEGB” i thought wicked i had an allright part in it, because i havent seen it since i was on the train coming here at the time, soooo i get to the studios and everyone looks at me and starts laughing am like what what??? well apparently my FACE WAS COVERED BY A MICROPHONE.

Robin played a mashup of the top 25 songs of 2009 and i gotta say, it sounds amazing!!! theres songs like Boom boom pow, dead and gone, poker face, i got a feeling theres loooooooads of wiked tunes in there listen to it here ITS REAAALY GOOD!!!

Elaine called in to talk to us about the ITV news thing and she was like yea it was really good and then she was bigging up Robin on how he over came his addiction and how she was an addict and she has been clean for 14 months now and she helps people overcome their addiction but her agencie got shut down last month because of funding :(

Do you ever get the feeling that . . . even by dog standards . . . your dog is kind of dumb? like when you live the dog outside in the garden for 5 minutes and you come back and he is eating his own poo, or even drinking his own wee well the reason I ask is because  I saw a story about the SMARTEST and DUMBEST dog breeds.  Here’s what they came up with

The 5 smartest dog breeds are:
#5.)  Doberman Pinscher
#4.)  Golden Retriever
#3.)  German Shepherd
#2.)  Poodle
#1.)  Border Collie

And the 5 dumbest dog breeds are:
#5.)  Basset Hound
#4.)  Chow Chow
#3.)  Bulldog
#2.)  Basenji
#1.)  Afghan Hound

Alan called in to say hello and to say that he was very excited about the changes that are hapening at BRMB and his especially excited for the walkathon and the party in the park, were just trying to bring back all the things that made BRMB massive back in the day, sooo watch out because there will be alot of things coming round your way because you chose everything!!! u dint choose me tho sooo god knows how long ill last in this place!

Well everyday you see pics of celebs in there bikinis looking hot well Robin got his hands on these bad boy photos of Sienna Miller digging right into her butt crack why doesnt she just get Jude Law to give it a little kiss???

now i have to say that i printed and indeed laminated these pictures for my own personal use…..

50% of women admited that they LIE about preaty much everything, so to all you blokes out there if you think your chick is a little angel THINK AGAIN MY FRIEND!!! and i bet these lies hapend to you but you havent noticed, for example…you know when your girl goes out shoping and when she comes back you ask her how much that dress was, she stops and hesitates a little bit then shes like “er….hmmmm….arrrrr…” what comes out their mouths next is garanteed to be a LIE, LIE LIE LIE i bet you that if she said that it was 40quid it was actually 100 and these are some txt that we got from women that lied to their men “my girl crashed the car while she was trying to reverse park into the garage she sais she dint do but then again the wall shouldnt of been there in the first place” ” my girl tried to wake me up one morning and i wouldnt get up soo she got a glass of cold water and chucked it in my face..by the time i got up she was gone she sais it wasnt her” im telling women are not angles their just blood sucking creatures that are put on these world to drain everything out of you…..by the way if my girlfriend read that…baby i love you…

Robin asked everyone what was the worst excuse they had to give someone when braking up and i started it off and i swear to god this is a true story..when i was 14 i was going out with this girl and i wanted to break up with her soooo did it over txt, but thats not it! what i told her is that i was gay, and that i had no feelings for her. now back then that seemed like a preaty damn good idea but you never know that could come back and hunt me one day. we got loooads of txt and these are some of my favourite ones….

Georgie said I have found god and i need to devote myself to him. Lol
Hi its Donna my lamest excuse for a break up was that i said i was a lesbian with his ex girlfriend. (HARSHHHHHHHHHH ME THINKS LOL)
My mum says you touched her boob.

not bad right……. lol

well anyway i have to go and have a snow ball fight with my girlfriend….follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on www.theothegreek.com

thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Theo

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