Well it looks like this freezing weather is planning to stay a while… record cold temperatures are making headlines all over the country, b7ut lets face it the temperature is the only thing that’s creating records well that and fat kids around England.…many people are not informed enough about the dangers of cold weather… of course we all know about frostbite and even hyperthermia… but there is a little known cold weather related danger that affects nearly all British men… the actual freezing off of ones nuts… yes you hear many people say “I’m freezing my nuts off” but few people realise that’s EXACTLY what can happen if the outside air temperature gets cold enough… and before you know it you have some weird fluids running down your leg. Im afraid there is no cure for this so all I can say is Be careful no need to get your nuts out in the cold.

What’s the appropriate age for kids to start dating???  Is it different for boys than it is for girls??? Because I remember everyday time I came home with a girl my dad would have a big grin on his face and he would always shake my hand and say well done!

I ask because…

Believe it or not, MADONNA’S daughter LOURDES is 13 years old.  And that’s generally around the time when kids start exploring their romantic options.  Which Lourdes is already doing?

According to the not-always-reliable tabloids, Lourdes has a boyfriend.  All we know about him is that his name is Carlo.

His probably an Italian stud that’s like 12 with curly hair and an 8-pack

A so-called source says,” Madonna is totally fine with it because she knows it’s not that serious at the moment.”  ”She allowed Lourdes to take him to the premiere of the movie ‘Nine’ in New York last month and they have met up several times since.”

Those of you who thought Madonna would be a totally permissive mom who would let Lourdes get away with all manner of inappropriate behaviour may have been wrong.

The source says, quote, “Occasionally, they argue because Lourdes might like to wear something her mother doesn’t agree with.  Like all mothers and daughters, they have disagreements.”

Craig called up to tell us a joke his 13 and he was really excited to tell us a joke but because it was rude he dint wanna say it on air so we were like why call up with a joke and then don’t say it because it was rude so then after a while he just simply hung up!!! how RUDE! but we had Will on the phone and he was cool but he broke up with his girlfriend today because he through a snowball at her!! they were going out for 2 years and am guessing she was looking for an excuse to brake up with him, but apparently Alice Turner (Will’s ex) broke up with him because our boy Will through a snowball on her bum, GOOD WAY TO GO OUT I SAY! if your going to go throw a snowball at some one, on the bum is were you do it my friend!!!

 OK..time for some sad news, what do u like better??? McDonalds, KFC or Burger King…McDonalds right? there’s nothing nicer than a Large Big Mac meal for a very low price, but am here to tell you…that Al Bernardin has passed away at 81 with a stroke. If your wondering Al is a massive deal to Maccies he helped invent the MIGHTY Filet-O-Fish the apple pie and everyone’s favourite the French fries. A Great man has passed away….and it brings me no pleasure telling you this because i personally love McDonalds and now i dont really know what to do HELP!

Robin got Andy Goulding on the phone, that’s the dude that does the breakfast show over at Mercia because of a twitter conversation we were having and what happened was that Andy uploaded a pic of some ducks that were sitting down on the ice on the canal outside his house and i replied back saying “the pic with the ducks is hilarious!!! would love to ice skate on that” then Andy replied and next thing you know we were talking about me falling in the ice and him coming after me to catch me but he dint know how to swim soo i said put on your red costume and come and rescue me like the Hoff from Baywatch so then he offered me for him to be Pamela Anderson instead and i was like erm….ok even better…So then i Andy calls up the show saying how he was like WTF was Theo on abut on twitter am deeply considered about him and his actions.. blah blah blah blah but i just got say this! Andy its your fault for posting the picture up!

 The beauty of getting into an argument is that you can blow off steam and say anything you like, as long as the situation doesn’t turn PHYSICALLY violent. Unless your OJ Simpson and you get away with murder or if you live in France. Recently, French officials introduced a new law banning “psychological violence” in domestic situations. Just to put it in another way for you lever 2 dyslexics out there, the law bans people from INSULTING their loved ones during arguments. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking . . . even if this law was a good idea, there’s no way they could ever enforce it.  But the French don’t see it that way.

According to the French Prime Minister, the new law is, “an important step forward as the creation of this offense will allow us to deal with the most insidious situations, situations that leave no visible scars, but which leave victims torn up inside.”

The law is expected to go into effect this summer.  Officials say electronic tagging will be used on repeat offenders. So what can you take from this?  If you’re in France and you want to mentally and emotionally destroy your family members, you’d better do it now before the Hurt-Feelings Police come and get you and put a dog collar on you so that if you shout to loud it will electrocute you!

Ben Called in you know that guy that tried to take over our show on Monday but he dint get very far bless him! well he called up to slag me off for putting all those things about him on the blog and he was like “Blah blah blah im not very happy with you because of what you put on” and I was like huh everything i said was true! so i dint lie i was honest, soo it was Ben’s fault for me writing what i rote.

 Do you Un-wanted gifts for Christmas??? everyone does, like you get something that you already have or you get the exact same gift as you did last year and the person that gave u that gift thinks that your going to like it more this year, but you don’t do ya lets face it. well apparently 1 in 8 gifts that people get they just sell them on eBay what an unwanted gift is a baby? YES Robin went there he said it’s not 2009 anymore its 2010 his not pussy-footing around anymore, were in the big leagues.

AND NOW . . . HERE’S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER RESPOND TO A RANSOM NOTE IF SOMEONE STEALS YOUR MARIJUANA PLANTS:

Police officers have extremely difficult jobs.  So they must appreciate it when moronic criminals do all the work for them.

For example, recently, officers found six marijuana plants growing outside a building.

So they confiscated the stash, and left behind a note for its owner reading, “Thanks for the grow!  You want them back?  Call for the price . . . we’ll talk.”

When the owner of the plants, 48-year-old Steven Locasio, found the note, he called the phone number and arranged to buy back the pot plants for £200. 

But when he showed up to make the exchange, the cops placed him under arrest instead. And when they searched his flat, they found another 20 marijuana plants, plus several other drugs and cash.

Steven’s wife, 50-year-old Christine, was also arrested.  They’ve both been charged with cultivation of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and sale of marijuana. 

But you got to be very stupid to do that! Why would you leave your plants outside for everyone to see anyway! And a 48 year old dude should not be dealing class B drugs he should be busting up to Class A but if your that dumb to get caught then you should be a real-estate agent, or a school teacher.

ESPN and Discovery are both developing 3D networks.

ESPN’s will be called ESPN 3D, and it’ll launch early this summer.  According to “The Hollywood Reporter”, the network will broadcast at least 85 live sporting events in its first year . . . beginning with the first FIFA World Cup match on June 11th.

That’s just five months from now, but it’s going to take a lot to be able to watch 3D sports in your own living room.  In addition to 3D glasses, you will need to have a 3D-ready TV . . . and a special 3D cable box and / or cable package.

In other words, this is probably going to be as expensive to have as HD TV was back in the day. There aren’t any details yet on how much the whole set-up would run.

Discovery’s 3D channel is a little further into the future.  It won’t premiere until sometime next year, and it hasn’t been officially named yet . . . although it’ll probably be Discovery 3D or something boring like that or if there totally bonkers and off the own nuts they might call it 3D Discovery!!! Despite the fact that ESPN will have at least a six-month head start, Discovery is still laying claim to having the first 3D network.  That’s because Discovery’s network will be 3D 24 / 7, where as ESPN 3D will go dark when it isn’t airing a live 3D event. But still can u imagine watching x-rated material in 3D OMG!

 Thats all from me today but join me again tommorow for another mind BLOWING blog!!!!

Thank you

Theo xxxx