Theo The Greek Update – 7th of January
well what a way to start the show, we got a weird call from a women called Michelle and she was a married women and she was just saying how our very own Robin was hitting on her in Sainsbury’s on the 5th of December! she even remembers the date bless her. well she was just wondering why Robin was hitting on her and Robin said i usually do that on hot mums then he asked if they met by the cucumber section and Michelle said nooo i don’t think so, then she started to say how much she liked Robin and she wanted to go on a date with her and Robin was like WTF your married and you want to go on a date with me am hanging up now then she was like noo please dont leave me..then i think she started to cry! and her last words to Robin were…..I LOVE YOU….then she hung up!!! by the way this chick has no facebook or any social networking site soooo chances are that she’s a minger! but then again Robin will not say no.
Nick called us and after trying to get his name right we weren’t sure if it was Wrinkler or Whinkler but at the end we established that it was it was Whinckler and he wanted a date with Michelle so we told him that we would try and get Michelle on the phone again so set up a date and we were going to call him back after 10 minutes.
10minutes later………
We called Nick back and we thought hey rather than us calling Michelle before we were gonna dial the number and then hand it over to Nick and then he was gonna take it of and just simply sweep her of her feet. so we call this chick and we get voice mail! so we thought ahh well we will leave a voicemail, so Nick tries to leave a msg but he freezes and he has nothing to say!!! but he told us that his is 32 years old and he has never been on a date
soo if anyone is interested in Nick just give us a call and we will sort you out with a date with Handsome Nick!
I’m sure everyone can relate to this but, can you remember when you were at school or even if your at school now but you always get at least 1 horrible teacher that you just really don’t like and you want nothing more but for something really bad to happen to them yeah?? Well we asked all of you guys that were listening and we got so many calls and txt just with stories about what their teachers make them do or how horrible they all are,. I remember I had this 1 P.E teacher when I was in year 7 and he always made us do like 20 push up just for him to laugh at us, can u imagine that 20 push ups! I cant even do 20 now let alone 7 years ago!
These are what some people said that got in touch with us the first one was,12 year old Emily-Jane and it was her maths teacher Mr Fintch at Minster College and Mr Fintch use to make the students pay 1.50 each if they forgot their homework and also they go to JAIL!!! nooo am just joking they go detention and Mr Fintch made them pay for pencils and he kept the money in a little jar by his desk so that he could spend it on him self after school, how mean is that!?
Jade called in and her P.E teacher made her class run and plays football with shorts on in the SNOW! that is bad, but our very own Jade put her foot down and said NOP am not doing it and she dint do P.E she preferred to get in trouble and sit and watch everyone run around like crazy people.
Robin teased up the new Twilight film and i went crazy!!! because that film has no sense to it AT ALL and every lad that went to see it ends up looking at his watch all the time to see what time it finished and every girl every time Robert Paterson comes on all the girls SCREAM! its soo annoying but un-fortunately i dug my self a hole because we had loads of txt and calls in saying about how great twilight is and how much they all love Robert Paterson and guess what, every person that called in was an 11 year old girl! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU…that the future of film is not looking very good now is it?
some random girl called up asking for a pizza??? she was like “yes yes extra cheese” then we got into this deep convo about pizza and what we all liked and the girls name was Laura and she likes her pizza stuffed crust and me and Robin were like hmmm yes but you get full to easily and then you get the hiccups because of the bread and cheese combo and then you have to get someone to scare you so that the hiccups go away, its horrible! then Laura wanted a date with Robin am like WTF i don’t understand he is an over -weight looser with no life and that 2 date sin 2 days! wats his secret?
Thats all from me today hope you liked it, if you want more of me!!! then follow me on twitter on www.twitter.com/theothegreek or become a fan of me on www.theothegreek.com PLEASE I NEED FANS!!! IM SICK AND TIRED OF ROBIN MAKING FUN OF ME THAT I CAN NO FRIENDS
