1st piece of news for you lot today is about all u fat women!  apparently there’s possible bacterial contamination that could cause diarrhea, nausea and vomiting, so if your eating that garbage i suggest you take it back to wherever it is that you bought it from weather it was Asda, Tesco, Sainsbury or Morrisons you take it back and demand a full refund!

Robin had an epiphany…..i don’t even know if i should use that word for this occasion but he invented something amazing!  what he invented is “Reverse Talking” so you can get more words out when you run out of breath and you suck it some air try and talk while doing that. That’s what the poor little dude invented bless him :/ dont worry i am taking close care of him….

We had major problems with the problems with the phones and i was put in charge on fixing them ME!!! sooo we had a test caller on and i picked it up and i could hear him from the actual phone but we couldnt hear him through our headphones, sooo i fixed the problem and we put Nick through to check that everything was working and everything WORKED!!! Nick told us how he went for his first Christmas meal at the pub, and he had turkey and cheesecake I LOVE TURKEY AND CHEESECAKE…..i wish i was there.
 

Apparently Tiger Woods wife has reportedly moved out.  Tiger has been in agony ever since.  Can I just say  Agony . . . is THE worst stripper name I have ever heard!!! 

 
A family of dogs ate their owner’s corpse after he died!!!

Last Thursday, police showed up at the home of an unidentified man in North London.

It was all part of a routine welfare check.  But instead of finding the man, they found his four dogs licking whatever bones they left over.

Apparently, the man had been dead for at least a week, leaving his dogs with no food or water.  So to survive, the dogs resorted to EATING THEIR OWNER’S CORPSE!!!

According to an official at the rescue mission where the dogs have been placed, quote, “I don’t think it’s unusual at all.  They are trying to survive.  The poor animals were locked and had no food, nor water.  They were traumatized.”

But if you think about it, he did live in North London which explains a lot!

 
Dave gave us a call to see how we were doing and Robin was like hang on a minute! this guy calls every show during the day including ours, and before today Robin felt abit special because he thought that Dave only called our show but he calls everyone sooo we went to hang up and Robin and Dave said about 150 bye’s each! it sounded quite funny it was something like  B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B,BYE
then we get another random caller telling us blah blah blah blah Robin blah blah we dint understand a word that he said but he said bye about 100 times bless him

Robin played us some audio of some gay bees it was funny they were really hyper then they were humping…i think then they were all tired and they was chilling out and stuff…loved it!