Theo The Greek Update – 8th Of Feb
7:10
Robin told us a story about when he was sleeping on Saturday night and he thought that someone broke into his house! Yeaa seriously he actually thought that. So what he did while he was sleeping he got up from his bed put his clothes on and while he was doing that he big scary German sheperd was going crazy and also his bride to be was laughing her head of just because Robin was so scared that someone broke into the house so then Robin realised that no one broke into his house…he just farted in his sleep, and that woke him up! Would be werid if he actually new the truth that it wasn’t him that farted….it was me! I was hiding underneath his bed.
7:25
Robin tried to tell us about the news with the Toyota recalls how Toyota are gonna recall 8.1 million of their cars because most of them are all broken <—-did you see what I did there? Well anyway Robin made a little song about a guy that bought a Toyota for his dad and he was gonna play the clip but when he pressed play computer froze soo it dint really go down as smooth as he wanted to so Robin put the last song on again and started the song from the beginning again! I KNOW HOW PROFESIONAL IS HE! Man seriously who did he sleep with to get this gig!?
We called up some girl hat kept on txting us and she never picked up the phone soo Robin left an answer msg using a mega phone it was really funny he told her to not txt or call in ever again..i dont think he meant what he said but he did say it so then he felt bad so he gave her a cal back to say sorry…using the mega phone again!
we told this person that if they picked up the phone when we called them back we were gonna give them a brand new phone and not just and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and this girl dint even pick up!
7:50
so the Dan called up and Robin was asking him questions like what school do you go and whos your favourite teacher and he said that he hasnt got one so Robin asked him what teacher dont you like and he said no one, so Robin said to him if you name a teacher that you dont like ill give you a brand new phone and not just any phone but a Samsung Genio Qwerty on Orange and he still wouldn’t say a name so i told him to just make a name up so that he can get a brand new phonw but he failed to do that when he said Mr Jones the most common name in the world! so Robin dint give him a phone….
8:10
it was time for me to talk about my Saturday night expierience at Bambu nightclub in Birmingham. Well were do i begin, we were supose to be on the guest list and the que for the guestlist was longer than the normal que and i was thinking erm…allrighty then! so we finaly got to the front of the que and i asked the lady that was checking for everyones names on the list, if Laura was around and she was like NO SHES NOT SHES UPSTAIRS! im like ok and the bouncer was giving me evils and i thought he was gonna roundhouse kick my ass! so then we get upstairs and theirs 2 rooms 1 room for the Dance/Electro room and another room for the RnB music and to get in that room you had to que up! we qued up and the room was about the same size as your normal sized kitchen! it was tiny so we went straight out into the Dance room and some guy droped a glass on the floor by accident and the people that work their dint even come to clean it up untill about 6 minutes and anyone could of hurt them selfs really bad but anyway, so as the night went along i thought id go and request a song and the DJ told me to F*CK O*F! i was like OMG AS IF A PRO DJ WOULD DO THAT!so i was like allright then and i walked away. but yeaaa sorry Bambu its just how i feel
8:40
Well this restaurant somewere in the world I cant remember the name because ill be honest with you I wasn’t really listening. But anyway this restaurant is promoting sex in bathrooms for valentines day! How cool is that! The owner of the restaurant her name is erm……Judith well Judith said that “this does happen quite often in here, and its not allowed, so we thought why not let people do what they have to do in the toilets just for Valentines weekend” soo I thought that’s good but it would be preety weird how your going crazy in a little cubicle and theirs another couple in the cubicle next door making more noise than you….a little bit weird if you ask me.
Me and Robin came in quite early today because we had a big meeting, yeaa Robin got fired, tonight is our last show….just joking lol but we were here early so Robin took me out to a restaurant and he ordered a steak and i ordered a lamb shank and for some reason Robin found that extremely funny so he kept on saying how was your “lamp shank” and everyone outside that we work with everyone was like how was you lamb shank did you enjoy it? i was like WTF is it!? and no one would tell me! untill now…Robin finallly told me off air and i was like was that it! i cant tell you what it is but its not that dirty lol just use your imagination.
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Anyway im off! See you all later…. xxxxx
