7:25
Nick called and Robin thought that he was Michelle the weird lady that wants Robin but it turns out it was Nick our number 1 caller of the day! Nick tried to be funny but he dint really get very far…so then Nick told us that the gas man was round just for a Gas check then he asked Robin if he had a

7:35

Well I shared a little bit of personal information with everyone and that’s If you get the ring of death on your Xbox it doesn’t mean that your Xbox is dead! Check your power supply and if you have a Red, Orange or NO LIGHT on there then it’s your power supplies fault that’s all it is! Even though it’s called the ring of death it doesn’t mean its dead…that are Theo the Greeks Xbox tip of the day.

7:40

Robin showed me this video of this guy that uses a microphone as a……. well watch and find out!!! BUT also watch the video of Robin and me (for 1 second) on ITV News Central, Robin dint want to do this on air because he has this phobia of seeing him self in the mirror or on TV, that’s why his so ugly because he never looks in the mirror. Well anyway watch the video here….

8:20

Well Valentines Day is just around the corner and for all you single ladies that want to get back on your ex boyfriend Robin gave you 5 gifts to say “I Hate You”  

1.)  BITTERSWEETS.  They’re just like those little heart-shaped sweets, but instead of saying things like “Kiss Me,” “Love You,” or “Be Mine,” they say things like “Mutual Disgust,” “Booty Too Big,” and “Return My CD’s.”

2.)  “SEX FOR DUMMIES.”  Yep, they actually have a book called “Sex for Dummies.”  Send it to that ex you hate, and include a note that says you hope they have more success in their future relationships.

3.)  “LOVE STINKS” SOAP.  It’s a big, pink, heart-shaped bar of soap with the words “Love Stinks” carved right into the front of it.  It sends the message that your relationship was awful . . . but it also implies that the other person literally STINKS.

4.)  A DOORMAT.  Just think of the underlying implication.  It’s the perfect way to say, “You

Don’t get to treat ME like a doormat anymore.”

5.)  THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW.  It’s like a regular pillow, but with an arm sticking out the side that wraps around you.  It’s basically like saying, “I’m glad we’re not sleeping together anymore.  Here’s a memory-foam version of me so you don’t get lonely.”

Or you can just rent Robin out for a night and send him over your ex’s house and tell Robin to get naked…that would be readably bad!

8:40

I come into the radio station today and I open to check my emails and I got an email from ann. summers saying that someone has sent me a gift! Imp like ok this is probably junk mail or a spam so I was looking at it and there was a video attached to it so I press play and I thought this is such a waste of time. There was a half naked man and he was lying on a couch talking and telling me how this GUY was thinking about me when he was at work and that he wanted me and all that stuff! And while all this was going on I could see MY NAME in the background going across the screen! Imp like WTF who sent me this…I still don’t know. I guess that’s the power of radio for yaw!

My friend Kieran got in touch with us because he has a dream about me, well it was a nightmare more like but he tried to tell me about it at college but I stopped him and I told him to call up the station and tell me about it on air. Well what happened was that I was at a club in Birmingham and I was on the podium dancing and I thought that I could fly so I tried to fly and I splattered on the floor and Robin came over and he tasted my blood to make sure it was my own blood and he said “yup that’s theist blood all right!” so I had a massive reception that took place in my college canteen because there was to many people to fit in the church then Kieran woke up and he was crying bless him.

Robin told everyone to go on the website to look at some pictures of women getting revenge on their man destroying there cars they are really bad why don’t you have a look but I asked Robin to watch the ITV News clip but he dint want to and I said to him:

Is it because you’re ugly?

Is it because u has rubbish hair?

Is it because you’re a little bit chubby?

Is it because you hate your voice?

Is it because you think that robin from the video will jump out and bite you?

Is it because you scream when you look at urn self?

Robin has his own theme song! And he was rubbing it in to me on how he does and I don’t have one how rubbish is that! I can believe him, it’s the coolest thing ive ever heard! It’s just ridiculous; I wish I had a theme song. But don’t worry people I am working on it.
 

Thats it people im off!!!!!!!

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