Theo The Greek
Name: Theodoros Kalopedis
DOB: 08/06/1991 (I am nearly 18 and a half!!)
Born: Larnaca, Cyprus
Theodoros Kalopedis or ‘Theo The Greek’ is Robins helper/minion/lackey. He got to know Robin by stalking him in 2008 (seriously!!). He would turn up out of the blue, write weird messages and leave them on Robins car and such like. Just look at the abnormal picture above and you know that it’s true.
The safest thing Robin thought was to “keep this freak close!!”
Theo has aspirations of becoming a Radio Star that are unlikely ever to materialise as he mostly screws even the simple things up, but it makes for great material!
He has even started he started his own Facebook Fan Page as his delusions of grandeur continue.
You want to touch the flag? Eh? Do you!? Well??
Here’s what you need to know about Theo The Greek in his own words:
Hey everyone I’m Theo I am from a small village in Cyprus called Lefkara and I moved to England when I was 9 years old. Growing up I would listen to music all day and everyday and no matter what I was doing I would always have music on from having a shower to doing my homework and even while eating, I guess you can say that’s why am so messed up now. I’m into all types of music but I grew up with Hip-Hop I was hooked but now I found a new love and that’s Electro I love it! I cant get enough, for the past year all I’ve been listening to is the hardest tracks from house, techno and electro and I love it so much that I even started to learn how DJ just so that I can play it to people and they would get to love it as much as I do. I have been at college for the past 3 years and I’ve been studying music.
YEAHHHH I ROCK!!!!!!!
My 1st year I was at Coventry city college and I did music technology level 1 and the reason why I did level 1 is because I got no GCSE’s sooo kids STUDY HARD!!!! And say NO TO DRUGS (like Robin EVENTUALLY did!!!)! My 2nd and 3rd year I have been at Leicester college where I have been doing Sound Engineering and Music Production and am loving it, I’ve learned a lot about music and the dirty little industry behind it, and the more I learn the more I want to succeed.
Here’s Theo getting beaten up on the radio:
I am a Greek Cypriot so I have a BIG family just like My Big Fat Greek Wedding but only my family is A LOT LOT bigger.
Bedtime can be a nightmare as you can imagine.
I am very close with my family and I love them all but I don’t think they love me very much to he honest because since I’ve been with Robin I’ve been getting in a lot of trouble! Although my family and especially my Mum love Robin but I think they are just happy that I have 1 friend. I think he’s my friend.
HERE’S ME GETTING WAXED. PLEASE DON’T LOOK AT MY BOTTOM! I love pain so much.
I got my first radio gig working on Leicester Sound (that’s how I met Robin) and just by simply stalking him up to the point were he got to scared to turn me down, so then Robin felt sorry for me (bless him) so he gave me a 1 day work experience (I know 1 day) but then from that 1 day I managed to come back for the next 3 MONTHS…….until Robin got fired and of course me with him! HAHAHHAHAAAAA I have never been fired from anything until I met Robin. It was a funny day, he finished his show then his pass didn’t work to get into the building. He went into the boss and said ‘Have I been fired?’… he then just walked out. SOOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!! Not so cool was the fact that he left me sitting there. I was there for 40 minutes until he called me up and told me that I had to go to… I wondered why no-one was talking to me.
My Mummy and Auntie (I love them) xxxxx
But now we’re back every night between 7 and 10, me and Robin, 2 radio gods at the top of their game, fighting all the evil radio ninjas and getting to the top no matter what obstacles come to us along this journey. I will not GIVE UP….I WILL NOT QUIT BUT i WILL FIGHT UNTIL I HAVE GIVEN IT MY BEST SHOT!!!!…..or until we get fired again, which ever one comes first. I think we’ll get fired again as I Googled Robin recently and he’s been fired from everywhere man!!!
I’M SOOO CRAZY, CHECK ME OUT HERE IN CYPRUS!!
Please join my facebook fan page so i can prove that I am actually a living Radio god. Please say lovely things about me to so I can print them off and leave them lying around for Robin to stumble on.
Oh yeah if you call the show (0330 66 00 964) I am probably going to be the one that answers the phone, if you’re a lady I will put you on air straight away no matter if you sound like a minger or anything.
Me on my bike!! (taken summer 2009)
Here are some facts on Cyprus. Just in case you want to live there, or go there on holiday, it’s really nice.
I am also a virgin and very, very, VERY proud of it! I shall remain untouched until my wedding night.
